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The Making of a Porn Star

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Our good friends over at LIB have been discussing what is a porn STAR and the making of one.  Curiously enough I touched on this very subject last June with my porn star vs porn starlet post.  Anyway, the story over at LIB starts off by displaying a photo of the newest Vivid girl named Meggan Mallone with the headline listed below which sort of leads one to believe that the author of the post might not feel this new girl really all that hot.  This keep in mind however was one of the first ever “official” photos given out of the lovely new starlet.


THIS is Vivid’s new star Meggan Mallone?
or so says LIB


But quickly someone pointed out that not all girls were born stars, that some of them have to be made into something bigger than they are or may have been on their own. Case in point (or so the first case made in the LIB story) is Devon.  Devon first came onto the scene in 1998.  Since then she’s been under exclusive for Vivid, Digital Playground, Jill Kelly Productions and even Shane’s World.  Devon has probably held more contracts than any other starlet and every one seems to end badly.


Devon’s first movie was Country Comfort.  This was back when she was with Vivid.  She went on to star in major hits like Island Fever 2 with Tera Patrick and Stormy Daniels as well as Pirates with mega stars like Janine and Jesse Jane.  Long and short of it is, Devon became a porn star and 10 years later her name and face on a box cover still moves product.  That is after all what really defines a “star”, at least in this business.  But this spunky little blonde wasn’t always a star.  Before she was Devon the Porn Star she was a nobody from New Jersey.  Below is a picture of Devon I got from DearDevon.com, before she became a porn star.


Devon


Devon’s still cute, not so bad but a far cry from the mega STAR she would become.  The photo below is what Devon looked like after become a porn star.    You can see by the two images that become a STAR isn’t just about throwing some hot girl in a few movies but it’s about giving her a total and complete makeover and throwing a whole hell of a lot of press her way.


Devon


In the end the newest flock of Vivid girls, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne will be no different than Devon was 10 years prior.  They take a hot girl and make her a star. That’s their job and by the looks of the photos above, some companies do a pretty damn good job at it.


Devon is not the only example of this porn star makeover.  Jenna Jameson is arguably the world’s most famous porn star and well she too had her humble beginnings.  Years ago there was a young, aspiring starlet who wanted to make it big.  She couldn’t wait to be a star and that little blonde was none other than Jenna Jameson.  Sure we all know what she looks like now but how about 10 years ago?


First we had Jenna Jameson Before She Was a Star

Jenna Jameson before she was a famous porn star

Then we had Jenna Jameson The Porn Star

Porn Star Jenna Jameson


And now today we have Jenna Jameson The Hollywood Celebrity

Porn Star Jenna Jameson

Pick your name wisely bitch or it could fucking haunt your ass for life

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When becoming a porn star it’s really to bad they don’t give a class on how to pick your name.  In reality we know that most girls go into this business for money but what nobody stops to think about or just doesn’t understand is how to BE a porn star.  That is the business end of things.  Let us start with something simple like picking a name.


All to often young starlets pick a name like Peaches or Princess or some weird spelling variation thereof.    Or an even bigger mistake they don’t investigate the name they do pick.  Such is the case with the story of Nikki Jaymes.


I was reading a really fucking funny story today on AdultFYI in which some photographers were complaining about how the pussy of this girl named Nikki Jaymes really smelled bad.  Then there was this other girl who also happened to be a porn star named Nikki Jaymes (and blonde to boot) who was catching shit over it.  People apaprently kept asking how her pussy was and if it really stunk.


So girls let me give you a little bit of advice before becoming a porn star, at least about your name.


Pick a name that is easy to spell.  If you pick a complicated name then it will make marketing your image much harder.  If your name is Candy spell it like Candy not Candee or some other confusing variation.


Pick a first AND a last.  You want to give yourself every chance you have to set yourself a part from the crowd.  Being a successful porn star is about building a brand and to build a brand you need a way to indtify that brand.  There are a lot of Tera Patricks in this world but there is only one Tera Patrick.   There are a lot of girls who go by the name of Jenna in this world but there is only one Jenna Jameson and only one Jenna Haze.


When you pick a name learn to fucking use Google.  Find out if there are any other adult performers or nude models using that name.  Had the young Nikki Jaymes from the AdultFYI story bothered to do that she would have found the other girl and it would have saved her a load of grief a month into her career.


My last bit of advice is to not infringe on any other person’s fame, brand or legal copyright.   This means don’t pick names like Barbie (first or last), Lexus, Mercedes, Toyota or something like Jenna Jamerson or Tera Patricka.  They may seem like popular choices but the second you gain any sort of real fame the people who own the rights to those names will sue your ass off.


A good case in point is Lexus Locklear who got sued by the auto company Lexus and now has to go by Lexi and the countless Barbie lawsuits.


Actually I do have one more bit of advice for you and that is OWN THE RIGHTS TO YOU OWN NAME.  Never -ever- under any circumstances agree to any deal where you the performer doesn’t own the rights to your own name.  Do not let them put it into your contract and do not let them trademark your name.


Pick a name and buy the .com for it BEFORE performing and if there is any talk of trademarking your name, YOU be the trademark holder for your name.


Don’t be a stupid whore …. be a rich one.

The Hot 100 Porn Stars

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Just as Forbe’s magazine each year ranks CEOs and Celebrities, Genesis Magazine ranks the hottest 100 porn stars. This is the 10th year they’ve produce such a list and this year is no different.


The Top 100 Porn Stars


Looking at the list this year a few things stand out ….. Tera Patrick clearly needs to step it up in the “real world” because despite the fact that her movies sell better and she’s a more popular PORN star, she was picked only as number two in favor of Stormy Daniels who works more in the mainstream including movies like Superbad, Knocked Up and on TV shows like Dirt, The Tonight Show and ABC’s Nightline. Apparently being the best porn star doesn’t have as much to do with being an actual porn star as it does getting your face on TMZ.com. Silly Tera Patrick, she should have known that!

With a talent pool as large as there has ever been in the adult industry, Wicked Pictures contract star and director Stormy Daniels was chosen as the top star of the past year. “Stormy’s career in front of the cameras and behind them was simply amazing,” said Dan Davis, Editor-in-Chief of GENESIS. “Operation Desert Stormy was just one of her hits this year, and let’s not forget the other movies she wrote, directed and appeared in, her acclaimed feature dance appearances and her appearances in tv shows, movies and music videos.”


Stormy also directed the all-girl hit The Predator, starred in Black Widow, and has also appeared in in the best-selling DVDs for Superbad and Knocked Up, as well on the TV shows “Dirt,” “The Tonight Show” and ABC’s “Nightline” and in the music video for Maroon 5’s hit, “Wake Up Call.” The Wicked Pictures epic Operation Desert Stormy, which she wrote, directed and starred in, was recently named the “Best Sex Comedy” at the 2008 AVN Awards, and the show also saw Stormy winning the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year award.


Other interesting things about the list is how low Internet favorites like Briana Banks and Lanny Barby are. I’m not sure what the criteria was to make up the list but top sales and Internet searches clearly wasn’t one of them or someone like Briana Banks wouldn’t have been below starlets like Hillary Scott, Gina Lynn, Carmen Luvana, Rebecca Linares, Anette Schwarz and Gianna Michaels. I’m not saying these girls aren’t pretty or don’t have talent but let’s be real … when it comes to sales figures and dollar signs they don’t quite beat Briana Banks or Lanny Barby.


I will say this though, it was great to see the last name on the list was Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson’s appearance on the very end of the list is a big slap in the face. I mean someone needed to say it and I’m glad that Genesis Magazine finally did. Jenna Jameson was huge in her time but her bitch attitude and fuck you to the industry that made her the money she now enjoys is just to much for me. She became rich in this business and now she’s to fucking good for it? I guess that’s a rant for another day.

To see how the rest of the rankings shaped up, pick up the August 2008 issue of GENESIS with the free bonus edition of “Porn’s Hot 100” on sale at newsstands everywhere. The main issue also features pictorials with Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, Stoya, Roxy Jezel, Nikki Kane, Jayme Langford and many more of porn’s top stars. A complete list of the rankings is also available at www. genesisonline.com/hot100.

  1. Stormy Daniels
  2. Tera Patrick
  3. Jesse Jane
  4. Jenna Haze
  5. Belladonna
  6. Sasha Grey
  7. Hillary Scott
  8. Eva Angelina
  9. Gina Lynn
  10. Bree Olson
  11. Savanna Samson
  12. Carmen Luvana
  13. Sunny Leone
  14. Katsuni
  15. Brianna Love

Part Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman, Part Kobe Tai

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You know between all the Madelyn Knight and Gene Simmons, we’ve had a lot of talk about hookers lately. So I thought what better time than now to sit down and actually have a talk with one. I would like to take a moment to introduce you all to a young lady by the name of Sasha Hollander of www.xxxsashahollander.com.


Just off the set of her newest movie (another installment of Afro Invasion from Candy Shop I think). Much to my surprise she’s very sweet and I had a very nice talk with her. She was sober, answered all my questions no matter how nosey or off the wall and overall I must say it was a truly enjoyable experience. For those of you who don’t know Sasha Hollander is, by trade a nude model and porn star. She’s rather new to the adult industry but says she’s done layouts for magazine’s such as Hustler and Penthouse and she’s appeared in quite a few movies including:


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To give you a little biographical background, Sasha Hollander was born on December 31st in Torrance, CA. Her ethnic heritage is Phillipino. Sasha Hollander began her career in the adult industry in November 2, 2007. Sasha Hollander tells me that she can remember the exact day. More than most people can say.

Measurements 34C
Height 5 feet, 1 inches
Weight 114 lbs

So when I asked Miss Hollander what made her decide to get into the business of being a porn star she began to tell me a story. One that was quite insightful and very analytical. It wasn’t quite the answer I was expecting from a girl who just finished giving three guys a blow job and having a dildo rammed up her crotch. She told me how she began researching the world’s most famous porn stars and then specifically the Asian stars. She came across names like Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera but knew they were no longer in the business. She also found names like Katsumi and Tera Patrick but for the most part realized that the big stars are mostly blonde bombshells and how there is really a open niche for the right asian girl. She wanted to be more than just another Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera though. Sasha Hollander has her sights on being the first Asian porn star to reach the heights of Jenna Jameson.


I started to point out the technically someone down the blood line Tera Patrick has some Asian heritage but then realized that the girl may just have a point, not many really consider Tera Patrick in the Asian niche anyway.


So as Sasha Hollander continues to explain her plan to be the Asian Jenna Jameson of the porn world, I began to wonder exactly how many “famous” Asian porn stars there really are right now. And just to be clear, by famous I don’t mean some chick who’s done a couple movies. By FAMOUS I mean like top 25 porn stars in the business right now like Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Lanny Barby, Jesse Jane famous. There is Tera Patrick, Katsumi (who now seems to go by the name Katsuni), but off the top of my head I can’t really think of any more.


Roxy Jezel won that Jenna Jameson thing so that puts her in the top then there is Lucy Lee but isn’t she still in jail? As my mind finishes wondering I come to realize that Sasha Hollander is ready for her next question, so I quickly rambled out the first thought from my head. It was something about who she was dating or was she married.


It was then Sasha told me that she wasn’t married but that she was engaged to the man of her dreams and they are planning for a Christmas wedding. Turns out she met her future husband on the set of a Pink Visual movie. He is in the industry and she will only say he is “male talent” and at this time doesn’t wish to tell us his name.


I asked what her future husband thought of her plans to take over the porn world as the Asian Jenna Jameson and she assured me that he was completely supportive of her plans or she wouldn’t be with him. She told him when they got together that she is very head strong and nothing is going to get in her way and stop her from achieving her plans of becoming rich, very rich.


Sasha Hollander tells me that her first movie really changed her life. She was really nervous and her first scene was with T. J. Cummings. She didn’t know what to do and she wasn’t given much direction. It was just assumed she knew what she was supposed to do but in reality she tells us she didn’t have a clue. She didn’t know if she was supposed to fake an orgasm or try and really have one. In the end she loved it. She really liked working with T.J. Cummings and joked that he was so great she never fucked another Asian guy again.

Next I wanted to know about people she admired in the industry. I expected your typical “Jenna Jameson” or “Asia Carrera” kind of answer. But surprisingly that isn’t what I got. Sasha told me that she would be happy to take the place of Paulina James any day of the week and the three people she looks forward to working with the most in the near future is Nikki Zane, Rocco Reed and Johnny Castle.

Our talk then turned to politics. I asked if who she preferred, Hilary or Obama and shew as quick to respond with Obama, saying she likes how he is more philosophical than she imagines Hilary Clinton being. I asked her about her views on the recent lift of the ban on gay marriages in California and she tells me that she is a card carrying republican but she doesn’t support the ban on gay marriages nor any attempt to legislate morality. If gay people want to marry, LET THEM! “People need to be happy and it may even change your economy” Sasha Hollander proudly proclaims.

In closing I asked Sasha Hollander about her website.  I noticed that she has listed on there an entry for escorting.  I reminded her that when this interview was published thousands of people would potentially see this and she might not want to be so blatant about her illegal activities.   Clearly that didn’t seem to phase her since her offer to escort still sits on her site a month later.   But either way, she was nice enough and not so bad looking.  Check her out.  You may just become a fan like me.

Jenna Jameson wants to get pregnant

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It comes to no surprise to those who know her that Jenna Jameson recently told a interviewer that Jenna Jameson wants to get pregnant and soon and that they are trying to get pregnant right now, at least according to the National Ledger, which seems to be in response to an interview she did in US weekly and all of this seems to have come out with the release of the new book from her man Tito Ortiz and in a talk about how Jenna Jameson wants to be just like Angelina Jolie and stay unmarried yet get knocked up.

She says she is looking to get pregnant soon and is trying with now boyfriend and Mixed Martial Artist (MMA) and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. The report notes that Jenna says she would like stay unmarried (just like Jolie) and just go for the babies.


She actually said, “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps,” and told the weekly entertainment magazine that they are trying right now to get pregnant. “We’re trying for a baby so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

There are no reports if Jenna Jameson has stopped partying with Paris Hilton or started eating to make the possibility of having a baby a reality, but we will keep you updated when more news on the Jenna Jameson pregnancy comes our way. In the mean time here is a great video clip of Jenna in a hot threesome to remind us all why it is Jenna Jameson is famous in the first place.


Damn Skinny Bitches

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So I’m looking at the AVN photo galleries from the Club Jenna party the other night and something really interesting caught my attention … Jenna Jameson must really take mentoring her young starlets to heart. I heard that she teaches them all the ins and outs of the industry but damn I had no idea she taught them about having an eating disorder as well. Good job Jenna. Teach them bitches what’s important! And eating clearly isn’t it.


Briana Banks is the new Jenna Jameson?

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I was looking at a picture of Briana Banks from her movie Aftermath and I realized how much she really is like Jenna Jameson. Briana Banks first came into my radar with her movie, which oddly enough co-starred Jenna Jameson called Briana Loves Jenna. However at the time I didn’t notice how much they are really alike. But I want you to take a closer look. First we have a picture of Jenna Jameson from the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo which she showed up to give her infamous fuck you adult industry speech at the AVN Awards.

Now here is the picture of Briana Banks from her movie Aftermath. I think you should compare their legs. It’s fucking scary how skinny both of these bitches really are.

Briana Banks

Let’s compare what the two girls have in common. Both are blonde with large, enhanced breasts. Both have done mainstream projects. Jenna Jameson’s face is always in the news lately and Briana Banks used to be a model. I think I read once that she was on the cover of Teen Magazine once. Both have ex husbands from the industry that they’ve worked with extensively for years; Jenna Jameson with Jay Grdina and Briana Banks with Bobby Vitale.

Unlike Tera Patrick who works hard at being famous, neither Jenna Jameson or Briana Banks really put forth much effort on their own to PUSH being famous. They both had a few lucky breaks and work hard but they don’t shove their names down your throat every fucking two seconds like some people, trying to remind you that they are famous.

And most importantly, both Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks have legs that are to fucking skinny. In fact, one begins to wonder how the fuck either of them can even stand up on those little fucking toothpicks. I don’t normally like to comment on some chicks weight but jesus fucking christ, eat a fucking hamburger already. Seriously.

The House that Jenna Built

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What’s a porn star to do when she’s no longer making porn and has nobody to take her clothes off for? Make clothes to put on other people of course!


During LA fashion week last year Jenna Jameson made a huge slash with the media when she walked down the runway in the Heatherette show for designer Richie Rich. In true Jenna form, when she got the end of the runway she showed her ass before walking back offstage. That’s not really the only fashion thing that Jenna has done. She was also seen at the Pussycat Dolls’ lingerie fashion show and of course her most recent fashion statement with the Pleather Peta ads. And let us not forget her well known friendship with fashion icon Paris Hilton.


Well apparently fashion is Jenna’s new passion because she has launched (or is about ot launch) The House of Jameson … “Fast Forward Fashion From the Mind of Jameson”.


The House of Jameson


Jenna Jameson said that her line will be designed and produced by Christian Audigier – with whom she recently appeared on the catwalk with during the Ed Hardy show. Jenna Jameson has big plans for her line and wants to launch at the next New York Fashion week and goes on to say …”And if they don’t let me I’ll do it anyway.”

WILL THIS BE JENNA JAMESON IN FIVE YEARS?

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Fayner Posts: Listen, I love Jenna, but her need to remain young looking is becoming an obsession if you ask me. It’s not her fault, nearly every American woman tries every day to stay young. Blame it on television, blame it on the girlie magazines, blame it on other women. But it ain’t a healthy lifestyle I bet. Even my mother who is in her 60s now and obviously no longer considered a looker is trying to remain young looking.

And this is what the end result is? This hideous woman in the picture. It could have easily have been former porno slut Houston in this story.

And if Jenna doesn’t smarten up, she’ll end up just like this chick.

Even the doctors on Nip/Tuck couldn’t save her then.

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If proof were needed that money can’t buy everything, look no further.

Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.

Clearly her strange looks have not completely scared off all male attention, as the scary-looking 62-year-old was out with a male companion enjoying an intimate dinner on last night.

The American socialite has been nicknamed the Bride of Wildenstein and dubbed the world’s scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.

Ms Wildenstein famously embarked on a radical amount of cosmetic procedures after fearing her millionaire art dealer husband would leave her.

Bizarrely she based her remodelled look on exotic wild cats, which he loved, as she decided that he might find her more attractive if she became “more feline”.

The first time Wildenstein saw his newly-sculpted wife, he was said to have screamed in horror, unable to recognise her.

According to the Daily Telegraph, he said: “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house.”

After finding her husband in the marital bed with a 19-year-old Russian model, she divorced him and was awarded millions of dollars.

Ex-husband Alec Wildenstein, died on Monday aged 67.

You just gotta love Jenna Jameson

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Fayner Posts: So now I see why it’s called the Jenna Jameson Crossover or whatever they’ve been calling it: Because Jenna Jameson is all over mainstream television.

Many may already know the silliness that is Tito Ortiz on Celebrity Apprentice. Yeah, I know, I know, but what are you gonna do, right? He’s far to big to make fun of, too, which is a bummer ’cause it would have been fun.

 

But on last night’s episode, the wonderful and talented Jenna Jameson made a surprise appearance as Tito’s porn star girlfriend who happened to have $1,000 cash in her purse to give to him for a carriage ride through some park in New York City called Central Park. Ever heard of it?

“What park is this?” Jenna is heard asking Tito as their horse and buggy take off down the road.

Only a porn star could go to the most popular park in the United States and not know where she is. Only a porn star could announce her cluelessness on national television.

Unless of course if the whole thing was scripted. In that case, I think it is hilarious that Jenna should allow herself to made in to a dumb porn chick. Either way, I for one am disappointed.