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It takes a monumental effort in the movie business for a sequel to be better than the original movie but apparently that’s the case with X-Play’s porn comedy Not the Cosbys XXX 2 which has been garnering impressive critical reviews and early sales than have topped the 2010 AVN Award winner Not the Cosbys XXX which went on to win a slew of trophies including best parody in Las Vegas.

Some sequels aren’t worth making and even less worth watching. That couldn’t be more untrue of this movie,” wrote Roger Pipe for www.rogreviews.com in his review of Not the Cosbys XXX 2.

“Any time you get sex this good in features it is a bonus. To get it on top of a great script, a dead on parody and a funny movie it’s the recipe for a huge hit. As they have done with the Bradys, Will Ryder and X-Play have made the Cosbys into a porn franchise that I can’t recommend strongly enough.”

“Not The Cosbys XXX 2 by director Will Ryder was an even more polished up effort than the original release from last year,” wrote Don Houston of XCritic.com in his recent movie review.

“The sex flowed better and the writing upgraded so I felt that it earned the status of an Xcritic Pick that a great many people are going to want to see. In short, Not The Cosbys XXX 2 was a winner from beginning to end, providing superior fuck for the buck, technical quality, casting, and all the other factors that enhance a porno, the hard work behind the scenes certainly making it all happen. Great job!”

Strong praise indeed for a movie and a porn franchise that many say has become the greatest interracial sex comedy series of all time but Will Ryder suspects one of the other reasons the sequel is flying off store shelves is the addition of some extra white meat sprinkled around the movie like salt at a pepper party.

“What many don’t realize is that we had white girls in the first movie and even a cute Asian but most still think of it as a black movie and not even an interracial movie but that is not true,” Ryder remarked.

“Black is beautiful baby but we love women of all colors so we tossed in some more white ladies and a cute girl from Miami into this sequel and as you can see by the box cover Cliff is loving it,” Ryder joked.

Check out the PG rated movie trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQytnz1AMQ

Fans seem to agree as porn customers and fans of the original 1980s NBC Television series are picking up both volumes of Not the Cosbys XXX making this one of the most wholesome adult families ever rivaling Not the Bradys XXX.

We have that option to continue the series just like Not the Bradys XXX but really if you want an entertaining movie to introduce your wife or your girlfriend to the wonderful world of porn, Not the Cosbys XXX is a great entrée but it is also fun to watch when you are home alone.

2010 AVN Female Performer of the Year Tori Black, Jenny Hendrix, Kelly Skyline and cutie Emy Reyes are all in the sequel along with the entire Huxtable family that returns intact including Monica Foster, Cassidy Clay, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel and the 2010 AVN Award winning Thomas Ward as Heathcliff Huxtable.

“We wanted to create something special and so far fans and critics love both volumes of Not Cosbys XXX,” remarked X-Play co-producer Scott David. “We are really proud of this series and if you put it on your store shelves customers pick it up.”

“I really think that Hollywood should take some lessons from Will Ryder because he is consistently able to create a sequel that more than lives up to the original,” stated Georga of Adult Movies Today.net. “If you loved the original Not the Cosby’s you are sure to love part two.”

Not Mash XXX will be in stores later this spring and X-Play’s next movie to hit stores is the highly anticipated sequel Not Married with Children XXX 2 March 23rd from X-Play/LFP Video.

NBC Television, Carsey Werner Productions and/or Bill Cosby do not endorse or sponsor Not the Cosbys XXX or the sequel.

Check out all the funny X-Play movies at www.sitcums.com



Britney Spears Sex Tape Parody

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 2 March, 2010 Posted By: Ryan Rayzer

IT’S BRITNEY BITCH!  No, not that one fuckers.  I mean the porno version.  I heard today that a new Britney Spears sex tape parody was released.  All the press hype aside, I thought they did one hell of a job on the box cover for this movie.  It’s dead on.  You can click on the image below to get a larger, more detailed view.

You can view the official trailer for this movie at official Britney Pierce website

Speaking of the hype, here is the official release for the movie ……….

Britney Pierce is back! The Pop Shot Star is back in another filthy fuck fest and her roadies, groupies and manager aren’t safe in Cezar Capone’s Oops!…I Fucked Him Again. On the pool table, at the piano and in the bedroom, Britney is a now super star and super slut—she might look innocent, but she’s one dirty diva and far naughtier than the other one. Streeting, Monday, March 1st, Britney Pierce will show you how she wants it to be.

“We have gotten a huge amount of preorders for Oops!…I Fucked Him Again,” says Hyland Church, VP of Sales for Pulse Distribution. “Britney Pierce stole everyone’s hearts and cocks in Fuck Me Baby One More Timeand Oops!…I Fucked Him Again. This time she’s more self assured and far nastier. Guess it comes with the fame.”

Cezar Capone has been shooting all his life, thinks all women are beautiful and has been called an “erotic visionary”. His movies are eye candy with some of the most beautiful women in the world, whether they’re famous porn stars or the cute relatively unknown girl next door.

Protégé EmilyRigby and the Daddy of Reality Porn, Dirty Sanchez, also direct movies in his line.

For international and domestic sales inquiries, please contact Hyland Church at Pulse Distribution via email at hchurch@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1608. For licensing inquiries, please contact Amy Lew at Pulse Distribution via email at alew@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1611. Preorders are strongly encouraged. Preorders are strongly encouraged.



Jesrsey Shore Fail

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 8 February, 2010 Posted By: Ryan Rayzer

I’m sure by now you heard that that fucked up Jersey Shore show on MTV has its own porno parody now. Oh no, not that good one with the cast and crew who actually look like they were from the show but another one all together.

There are actually two parody’s about the Jersey Shore.  What’s fucking crazy is, this 2nd one was done AFTER the 1st one Jersey Shore XXX, so seeing how good they did, you would think they would step it up a notch, right?  Ummm wrong.  Dead wrong.

I seen the the photo gallery on AVN and I realize, I don’t even know what the fuck this is but it’s sure and the fuck not anything to do with Jersey Shore.  Zero Tolerance fucking failed on this one big time.  They called their movie  ‘Not Jersey Shore: Jersey Whores’ and that’s about the only thing at all that it has in common with the actual show.

Anyone who has ever seen the real Jersey Shore will note you probably won’t see many blondes.  In fact, I can’t ever recall seeing one blonde, ever.  But that doesn’t seem to matter to Zero Tolerance because they cast a couple blondes in their version of the movie.

Here is a shot of Kagney Lynn Karter on the set of the movie (from the AVN galleries)

oh and the Guidos that have really given the show their trademark, with the men with buff chests, and gel in their hair.  Well here is who Zero Tolerance has …

We may have to give this movie the award for the worst attempt at a parody ever.  They didn’t even fucking try.   This is a huge red mark on the Zero Tolerance name, who quite honestly until now I was getting more and more impressed with.  Their production quality had recently been improving.  However with this single failure, they have really lost a lot of their credibility with me.

If you are going to do something, at least half ass it.  They didn’t even try.   It looks like they just shot a random cheap ass, really badly done porno then put the Jersey Shore name on it hoping it would sale, because otherwise, it was so badly done it wouldn’t have a chance in hell to recoup the cost of production.

Zero Tolerance WTF where you thinking associating yourself with this piece of shit project?



Meggan Mallone may be on a career hiatus but in the mean time her latest movie from Vivid has been released and this one is called Meggan’s Sexy Stories and I happened upon the trailer for you fuckers to enjoy.

Paul Thomas packs in the production value with these five hot stories that all end in hot, hot sex. Watch mom peek in the tent while camping, to find out just how close her daughter and her best friend truly are! Then watch mom play cougar to one of her daughter’s sexy, young boy toys. Watch Meggan’s boyfriend control her from afar with a remote controlled vibrator! See a real rock star surprise his baby on her birthday. And finally, watch a porn star turned tv repairman return to his first career on a service call! PT tells the stories. B. Skow shoots. Meggan stars. Now that’s porn. Starring Meggan Mallone, Lexi Belle, Charisma Cappelli, Syren Demer, Ami Emerson, Dane Cross, Kevin James, Mr.Pete, Randy Spears, and Alec Knight.








Rio Valentine Whore’s It Up

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 18 December, 2009 Posted By: Ryan Rayzer

When Morgan Dayne went to Digital Playground and became Rio Valentine the first big feature she did for them was called Whore It Up.  That feature film is finally being released so i thought I would give you guys the trailer for it.  It actually looks like a really good movie.

Whore It Up


“WHORE IT UP” FROM DIGITAL PLAYGROUND RELEASES ON DVD AND BLU-RAY DECEMBER 22

Featuring 11 Beautiful Girls and 1 Unforgettable Night Under the Command of Rio Valentine!

December 18, 2009 — VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground releases “Whore It Up” on DVD and Blu-ray™ Disc December 22. “Whore It Up” features exclusive contract star Rio Valentine™ and a mansion full of incredibly lustful vixens.  Three horny guys in search of an endless night of sex and surprises arrive at the house where Rio Valentine and her seductresses are ready and willing to fulfill their very fantasy.  Robby D., “Whore It Up” director says, “This is a fantasy that every guy can relate to.  The jerk-off quotient is at an all-time high in the very first scene as the three guys take turns pounding six of the beauties in this epic orgy!”

In “Whore It Up” Rio Valentine and her seductresses are ready and willing to fulfill every fantasy.  The plethora of pussy includes: Jayden James, Zerah Jones, Krissy Lynn, Cindy Hope, Piper Fontaine, Brynn Tyler, Heather Vahn, Kiara Diane, Madison Parker and Desirae Wood.  Ranging from intimate Boy / Girl scenes to full cast orgies, this work features eleven slutty girls, in eight sexually satisfying scenes – for both cast and viewers.  There is no shortage of pleasure once the guys give themselves into submission…as only the girls of Digital Playground know how to provide.

Digital Playground’s founder Joone says, “We had a winning combination giving Robby full reign over an endless supply of rising stars.  ‘Whore It Up’ provides viewers with an introduction to many of the hottest new girls in the industry.”

“Whore It Up” on DVD and Blu-ray includes a photo gallery, chapter index, behind-the-scenes featurette, and trailers to hit Digital Playground films.  “Whore It Up” is presented in 16:9 widescreen format with 5.1 digital surround sound and no regional coding.


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