Luke Ford

DCypher posts: What do Bree Olsen, a guy in a chicken suit, luchadors, serial killers, male strip dancers, fluffers, Evan Stone, twenty-four hour cable news feeds, genies, divisive partisan cat fight grudge fucks, alt-porn, and lesbian pillow fight orgies all have in common?

They are just the tip of the iceberg in David Lord’s new feature sex comedy for Adam and Eve tentatively titled BREE OLSON’S SLUMBER PARTY.

David hired an all-star cast that included Penny Flame, Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, and Roxy Deville. Since I wrote it I demanded to play the guy in the chicken suit moshing to Mexican speed metal. You’d do the same thing if it were up to you so don’t talk shit.

Bree has like six personalities and devours Starbucks like she sucks dick. She fucking rocks!!! Not only can she deliver dialogue inspired by Noam Chomsky without batting an eye or stopping for breath she literally fucks like a wild animal pumped up on crack rock and adrenaline. Adam and Eve really scored when they added her to the team.

Penny Flame is, well, Penny Flame. She’s a nonstop riot. Her infectious and non sequitur humor keeps everyone going making the hours fly by. I will never get tired of watching her fuck and in a political debate that girl can hold her own.

Aiden is like a slutty little smurf. Evan Stone fucked her literally senseless and no one could figure out how he got his whole dick in her tiny little body. I’d call her precocious but that would be underestimating her.

Kayden is a dirty, Nietzsche loving, vegetarian, objectivist with weird ab muscles who doesn’t like boys with tattoos. Every crew member had about a zillion tattoos they were trying to cover after hearing that heartbreaking news. She’s a little piece of heaven though. God only knows how Vivid let her get away.

Roxy Deville has an amazing ass. She easily outfucked her partner. I almost felt bad for the poor guy.

Overall the movie was a lot of fun to make, even if we had to give up partying on Halloween weekend to do it. There is a fourway girl girl scene with Aiden, Bree, Kayden, and Penny that started out with the best pillow fight porn has ever seen and devolved into a no holes barred lesbian orgy. Delightful!

Check out all the action in the photo gallery I put together. It seriously took me like an entire day to clean, crop, upload, code, and host them so I hope you enjoy them. Suits kill art, baby! Remember that I told you that? Suits kill art.

Bree Olson Slumber Party Pix

DCypher posts: So today is the magical day that my newest Club Jenna feature LELA UNDONE comes out. You will now all mindless flock to brick and mortar stores and pick up copies of it so that we can collectively dispel this awful rumors that DVD sales are plummeting.

Back in the not so distant past, seems like just months ago now, when I was still signed exclusively to Club Jenna/Playboy I shot this feature with Lela Star. I heart her…big time. It was her first feature for the company and I think it was her first movie overall. She did an AMAZING job. That woman fucks like she is possessed! She took on Steven St. Croix and Elena Rivera in my obvious Single White Female knock off. The working title, by the way, was “Dangerous Obsessions,” but in the end they wanted to incorporate her name into the project. Could be worse.By the way my homie Justice Young just demolishes the lovely and talented Alexis Love. It’s just a pleasure to watch that little girl fuck too. You have NO idea. Riley Shy also tears it up with AVN’s 2006 Performer of the Year Tommy Gunn or as I like to call him “the Machine.” There is a LOT of great sex in this flick with a seriously hot cast. Be sure to check it out…that is if you’re straight and like porn…and not a member of some freaky Christian anti-porn cult.

Check out more of my show by visiting the official website, http://www.lelaundone.com/

Courtesy of Brad Yung

First off, let’s set out the criteria : a BAD porn movie title does the opposite of its intention, which is to arouse your interests and convince you to buy the tape. Nope, these titles work against them — they disgust, confuse or just plain turn you off. I’ve divided them up into 5 categories : 1) Gross, 2) Groan, 3) Stupid, 4) What The Hell, and 5) The Porn Store Clerk Laughed At Me. I’ll elaborate later.

There are a number of exclusions. Foreign titles are out because a bad translation is out of the original namer’s control. Ethnic videos were also excluded because they’re all pretty offensive, so “Chicken Chow Mine” and “Sushi Girls #24 - Stir Fry Snatch” are not on the list, as well as pretty much all the black videos. (I have never seen so many uses of the words “ho” and “booty” in my life.) Gay is out because the titles always make me giggle or extremely uncomfortable. Also, any movie titles describing a disgusting sex act were disqualified because that’s a personal bias. So you don’t get “Bust A Nut In Grandma’s Butt” because some people like old women. Really old women. Yikes. “Edward Penishands” was immediately out because that one pops up on EVERYBODY ELSE’S Best Porn Movie Title list because it is actually an awesome title. I saw that movie. That had to be the worst porn shoot ever for that poor guy.

To research this article, I used the online database of over 70,000 movies at http://excaliburfilms.com. They’re all real titles — look them up if you want to. (I’m not linking to each one of these !) I have not seen all of these films. Actually, I have not seen any of these films. And I don’t want to — hence, this list. It is certainly not definitive, I simply could not review every single porn movie title ever. You have to draw a limit somewhere. The list is numbered, but it is not ranked because I can’t be bothered. You may also disagree with my choices because the title actually turns you on. I don’t care. You’re sick.

1) GROSS - these are disgusting titles that should turn you off completely :

1. THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES - The title that started me on this list. “Virginia Slims” becomes “Vagina Slimes” ? That’s disgusting ! You get the idea.
2. LET’S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !
3. CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth …
4. PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !
5. AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I’M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn’t have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.
6. SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ? You are a puzzle, sir.

2) GROAN - bad puns, horrible plays on words, stupid Hollywood movie name adaptations :

7. DUDE, WHERE’S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.
8. ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN’ IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.
9. ASS-HOLE O MIO - You’ve got to be kidding.
10. HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming “bitch” today ?
11. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky …
12. GOOD ASSTERNOON - I want to see a porno with really amazing dialogue. This won’t be it.
13. BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.
14. HINDFELD - A porno about nothing.
15. TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.
16. MUSIC TO FUCK TO - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a close-up shot of him crying.
17. GERANALMO - Sure, why not ?
18. BRASSIERE TO ETERNITY - You’re reaching …
19. TIG OL’ BITTIES - Spoonerisms can be fun. Sometimes not.
20. MOULIN SPLOOGE - You saw this one coming …
21. TITS OF FURY - … but not this one …
22. GERMAN WHORE FARE - Well, I groaned …
23. SHE’S NOT A LESBIAN … SHE’S A VAGITARIAN - Sigh …
24. TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie ??? You’re just making up words now.
25. MUFFUGNUGEN - That’s just lame, man.
26. PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO’S NEST - You went to college for this ?
27. FILTHY FUCKERS #184 - POKE ‘ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?
28. RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.
29. HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS - Sometimes the music in porn movies is kind of interesting. Not this time.
30. HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count ‘em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !

3) STUPID - poorly chosen titles for various reasons :

31. SEX - This is so wonderfully descriptive, there are TWO movies with this title.
32. THE SPLENDOR OF HELL - Nothing gets me going more than the thought of the sin I am committing at the time and the eventual suffering I am bringing upon myself.
33. COCKLESS 19 - All-girl videos are okay if not kinda dull, but I get a sort of castration vibe from this one …
34. WET AND FROSTY - Are you talking about sex or beer ?
35. WHY THINGS BURN - It’s called a venereal disease …
36. AMATEURS ONLY #131 - HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE - Guys love it when girls ask that question.
37. BABY GIRL - A big disappointment for pedophiles.
38. ANAL CHIROPRACTOR - What, in case your ass is out of alignment ? Yeesh.
39. HUSH ! MY MOTHER MIGHT HEAR US ! - More of a turn-off for women viewers …
40. S.I.D.S. - SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY - Not Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, which always gets me hot.
41. PRICE IS RIGHT - “Hey, let’s name our new porn movie after a game show whose host wants to neuter your family dog !”
42. SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS - You’re only calling attention to the fact that you’re ripping us off to the tune of four dwarves.
43. ABS OF CUM - That doesn’t make any sense.
44. DEAD MEN DON’T WEAR RUBBERS - You could get AIDS and DIE !!!
45. SEX IN THE COMICS - This one actually looks pretty interesting. It’s porn stars made up to look like cartoon characters having sex. Normal people probably don’t want to see this, though …
46. TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS - No, I want you concentrating on my BRAIN during the operation …
47. YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM - Stupid, nonsensical, you are an object to be scorned.
48. THEORY OF RELATIVITY - That Einstein, what a hottie.
49. FELANALINGUS - “I made up a new word !” “Wow ! Let’s hope it catches on !”
50. K-FCK … THE ONLY THING MISSING IS YOU ! - A five year old retard might think that was funny or clever, but only out of pity.
51. BRIANNA LEE’S RED HOT WEINIE ROAST - Nobody is roasting my weinie. Go away.
52. UNBALANCED CHEMICALS - Psychotics can be sexy too !
53. STRAIGHT A STUDENTS - Why would I want to watch a porn movie where nobody gets to have sex ?
54. LET’S PLAY ANAL TWISTER - That sounds somewhat painful. I’m glad you’re not my friend.
55. TUG BOAT - “Hello ? We make porno movies here. P-O-R-N-O. Do you understand ?”
56. HEROIN - In answer to the question, what is wrong with the lead actress ?
57. HAMLET : FOR THE LOVE OF OPHELIA #1 - Your average porn movie consumer will have no idea what this is a reference to.
58. ACID SEX - It burns ! It burns !
59. ADULT MOVIE (A.K.A. PORN MOVIE) - Whew, thank goodness. I didn’t know what this was. I’m glad that’s all cleared up.
60. RI DICK U LOUS - CHOCOLATE CAN HARDLY HANDLE IT ! - When you named this movie, you were contemplating suicide, weren’t you ? You should.
61. FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY - Well, at least they’re accessible …
62. SANDWICH OF LOVE - Nobody ever got laid using this phrase. It’s just not possible there’s a woman this stupid out there.
63. PERVERTED ADVENTURES OF SUPER DAVE #1 - It’s a different Dave, not Super Dave Osbourne. But that’s who you’re thinking about right now, aren’t you ? And is it turning you on ? Huh ?
64. AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA - Yay ! My girlfriend is infested with tiny mites ! I am so happy !
65. FRYSTIX - Who approved this ? Some porn producer who needed a tax shelter, that’s who.
66. ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT - Not a good pun, not even a bad pun.
67. HITLER SUCKS - Next time you have sex, when you’re close to cumming, think of the Holocaust. Oh yeah, that’s it.
68. MASK - Not the movie with Cher and that weird-looking kid. But it might as well be.
69. SKID ROW - Which mental image is worse, the worst section of town with all the drug dealers and hookers, or the band ?
70. ANAL FIREBALL - Oh, ouch.

4) WHAT THE HELL … ? - No clue, no idea, no sale :

71. AIRTIGHT GRANNY - What is an airtight granny ? Why is she airtight ? Is that a good thing or a bad thing ? I don’t want to know !
72. SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1 - BROAD OF DIRECTORS - Ejecu-what ?
73. SHRIMPIN’ LOBSTER SAUCE - What does going to Sizzler have to do with porn ?
74. A HORSE’S TAIL - It’s not a bestiality video. If it was, it would be a good title. But it’s not.
75. E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE - There is SO much wrong with this one …
76. SIRLOIN TITS - What were you thinking ? I’ll bet there’s an A-1 Sauce joke in there somewhere.
77. BIG AS THIS BOX #1 - What exactly is “big as this box” ? And is it the same rough shape … ?
78. TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES - Puppies ? Puppies ?!!
79. MEAT LOAF - TV DINNER BOX BIG, HUGE, MEATY COCKS - And I am out of the porn store like a bat out of hell …
80. ONION PLANET - I have no idea what this means. Something to do with onions, perhaps. And a planet.
81. WHITE MEN CAN’T IRON ON BUTT ROW - Can’t … iron ? What about folding shirts ? Can white men do that ?
82. SUPER DRIPPING WET SERIES #3 - CARNAL CASSEROLE - Yum, reminds me of mom’s !
83. KID VEGAS WATCH ME CAMP BITCH ! - This one’s actually about going camping. If I were a woman, yes, you would have to threaten me to get me to watch you camp.

5) THE PORN STORE CLERK LAUGHED AT ME - titles that are so stupidly funny, you can’t stop laughing and enjoy the movie :

84. CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER - Rhyming is fun. Hey, what rhymes with “loser” ?
85. BUMPIN DONUTS - Uh, which body part is the donut again ?
86. H.R. MUFF N’ STUFF - Confusing childhood, was it ?
87. AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER - “Queefer” is just a funny word.
88. MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU - Geek ! *cough cough*
89. RED HOT CHO CHOS - I don’t know what it means, but I heard some other kid on the playground use it …
90. WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY - Your fantasy life is sad.
91. PRETTY LIL’ SISTAS #1 - BEAUTIFUL BLACK POPOZUDAS ! - Nobody talks like this. Nobody. I hope.
92. BEEPING MISS BUFFY - Coyote’s after you …
93. BACKDOOR LAMBADA - A taste for bad porn and horrifically out of date. Why hasn’t some woman snapped you up yet ?
94. WALL TO WALL #24 - HELLO TITTY - “Good evening, sir. Ah, I see you have the erotic tastes of a young Japanese girl !”
95. ACAPULCO #1 - MALIBOOBIES - Hooters ! Headlights ! Ta-ta’s ! Grow the fuck up !
96. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS - Oh, let me guess — this is an art film ?
97. AFRO-CENTRIX #36 - PUMPIN’ THE PO-PO - Don’t even try to tell me that’s ebonics …
98. WHAT’S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ? - She’s trying to earn enough to feed her crack habit.
99. LUSTY LIFE #89 - SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN - What … what is wrong with you ?
100. ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES - Ha ha ha ha Fart Bitches.

New Additions :

101) Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White - You kids play nice, now …
102) Beverly Hills 9021-Ho ! - I can rhyme, too ! 9021-NO ! See ?
103) I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus - which caused the severe childhood trauma which led to a lifetime of doing nothing but watch pornos …
104) 21 Hump Street - let me guess, starring Johnny Deep ?
105) Butt Nuggets - I can’t find any info on this one, but reader Tricia swears it exists. To find out what a “butt nugget” is, go here : http://www.rame.net/library/misc/glossad.html
106) Sperms Of Endearment - Chick flick.
107) Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy - I have three problems with this one : “Yank”, “Doodle” and “Dandy”. Otherwise, this title is fine.
108) Hairy Honies #11 - Furburgers - My cousin-in-law was telling the family about how when he was in university, someone discovered that for only $5 you could get a steak with all the trimmings at the local strip club. So if you went to the club, you could see a row of young guys cutting and chewing away, completely ignoring the stripper gyrating on the raised walkway in front of them. To which I had to reply, “Boy, I’d hate to find a hair in my food at that place.”
109) Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo - Six thousand years of human civilization and that’s the best you could come up with ?
110) Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches - My soul hurts.

Stop, It Hurts !

Please stop recommending :

a) Shaving Ryan’s Privates - It’s a gay film. As I said above, I did not include any gay titles because they always make me giggle or extremely uncomfortable, and it would have doubled the number of titles I would have had to sort through. I am not gonna open the floodgates …
b) Edward Penishands - Everybody recommends this one. As I said above, it pops up on everybody else’s Best Porn Movie Title list because it is actually an awesome title. Stop e-mailing me and saying, “Dude, I can’t believe you missed this one ! I bought a copy and watched it ! It’s the best porn movie title ever !” Well, this is a list of the WORST porn titles. The OPPOSITE. Stuff you WOULDN’T buy or want to watch. It’s a heavy concept, I know.

Have anything you’d like to add to this list…. email faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

DCypher posts: Over the years that I have been in porn I have seen guys come and go. When I started at Zane Entertainment we mostly hired guys like John Strong, who is now with Red Light, Dave Hardman, who has yet again disappeared like a fart in the wind, and Rick Masters, who continues to fight for his right to just fall in love with a costar and live a simple, drama free life.

Back then when you needed talent you went to Reb’s Pretty Girls or Rob Spallone’s Starworld, true enough, but usually at the end of the day you made the trek over to Van Nuys boulevard and climbed those familiar stairs up to Jim South’s World Modeling. Back then you could even smoke up there, before Brick Majors called the health department and Jim got threatened with a ticket.

I digress…a lot…so get used to it. If I make it to senility, if I live that long in this lifetime, I should be even more entertaining. Wait…where was I? Oh yeah…

There were a number of guys that used to chill up in Jim’s office. It was where you hung if you were trying to get work and as long as you didn’t raid the back fridge for all of his Pepsi’s and didn’t piss off his son Junior, Jim didn’t care all that much. Just more people in his entourage for the daily lunch trip to El Torrito or Hamburger Hamlet. All things considered it was a smart move to hang there anyway because it meant that when a new girl came in, which happened every four and a half minutes during the summer months…what with all the girls graduating high school, working in fast food for a hot minute, stripping a week or two, then climbing up the ladder into porn…you’d be right there to catch the newest, freshest talent.

One of the guys that used to hang out there all the time looking for work was a young lad by the name of Mark Wood. Now Mark was always polite even though I never hired him. Fact of the matter is he may have ribbed me on more than one occasion about my not hiring him, but some of the people I worked for just didn’t want to put him on, most likely cuz they had other regular guys who would work for cheap and were reliable. Still Mark never lost his smile and he went on to do well on his own, performing in hundreds of scenes and solidifying his reputation as a top notch performer before going behind the camera and helming his own work. I’ve always felt kinda bad that I never gave him a chance, even when I could have pushed more, back when I used to produce for Jim Holliday, Michael Raven, Andre Madness, Clive McClain, Nic Cramer, and the likes.

Fast forward to the current day. As some of you know, or don’t and couldn’t care less, I used to run the Hardcore Gossip website for my brother Keith when he was over at Metro. I got into the habit of taking movies and reviewing them through guys like Dirty Michigan Steve and crazy broads like Dirty Oakland Annie. Sometimes I even rolled up my sleeves and reviewed them myself. Most of what I saw coming out, especially from the gonzo market, was straight garbage. I don’t know how guys like Roger Pipe and Don Houston do it. Really. There is just so much retarded knock off crap on the market, so many uninspired wannabe directors filling up DVD’s with bad lighting, ugly girls, shaky camera work, sloppy editing, weak male performers, and really cheesy music. I wouldn’t worry about the internet killing your company. These guys are doing a fine job of ruining porn on their own.

To this day I still receive screeners from various companies including Red Light District, which is how I got Mark Wood’s latest title, DON’T LET DADDY KNOW #2 starring such vivacious young girls (sans moral compass) as Micah Moore, Lexi Belle, Cody Lane, Alexia Sky, and the unforgettable Alexis Texas. I had heard from several people that I should check out Micah Moore so I went right to that scene and was pleasantly surprised by what I saw. Then I went back and watched the whole movie through. I cannot tell you how impressed I was with this title. Mere words just don’t seem to cover it. Here’s the thing, yeah some of the set up’s were a little corny, but I’m going to chalk that up to the barely legal genre and how retarded it can be sometimes. Mark stars in several of the scenes himself, including the one with Micah Moore, and he does an amazing job.

The real gem of the DVD though, comes when Brian Surewood takes on young newcummer Lexi Belle. This may be, quite literally, the best scene I have ever watched. I thought maybe it might just be Lexi, so I pulled out a couple of newer titles from other companies that feature her and watched them. They just didn’t seem to measure up to what Mark captured. Lexi exudes an alluring and deviant legal teen sexuality of such tremendous power and magnitude that its effects remain palpably clear long after the scene is finished. Translation: This scene is FUCKING hot!!! Lol. Brian Surewood doesn’t waste a second drilling her with the kind of professional grade pistoning that has become his trademark. It simply doesn’t get any better than this.

Final summation, you have to see this movie, if you’re into the whole watching porn thing and not just some born again Christian doing research by reading this site. Hats off to you Mark Wood…and keep ‘em cumming!

ON THE SET

WICKED PICTURES’

GOSSIP

DIRECTED AND WRITTEN BY STORMY

Stormy’s GOSSIP is a clever tale about a bunch of chicks gossiping at a hair salon about, well, fucking guys. The twist here, the reason it is rated XXX, is all the gals play out via flashback their saucy tale of animalistic dirty sex. That’s where the fun comes in. Stormy is hella cool. I dig her. She gladly flashes anyone at request her enormous melons. Draw on them with a marker, too. She don’t mind. She welcomes it.

Day One on set ended on a low point for me ’cause just as I was walking out Alexis Malone was walking in. It was Nate’s fault ’cause he was itching to leave after the hour or so of teasing he had just endured from everyone on set. Jokes about him being a cheap fuck, a helpless stoner, a hot-dog wielding freak… I found them all funny as hell, Nate on the other hand…

With no idea who this is and why she’s holding up a blowdryer it makes this a difficult thing to write about. Wait, hey! that’s right, this flick takes place in a hair salon…damn smoking weed and writing at the same time I tell you what. Stormy tells me the salon used in the motion picture is the actual one that she gets her hair done at. Sweet. Unfortunately though they couldn’t get a permit to shoot any of the scenes there…’cause seeing a chicks head slamming into that already uncomfortable sink would be soooo cool to watch.

Van Damage is fun ’cause he can laugh at himself . When I first saw him on set I remarked how the last time I saw him there he was wearing a gold speedo in a scene with Michelle Lay.

“It was red! It was my red speedo, alright!”

“I hired you from that scene with the red speedo!” Stormy yelled from across the room.

“It’s my new publicity photo,” Van replied (or maybe I just made up that quote I don’t remember.).

And little Roxy Jezel kept trying to fuck Nathan AKA Winston Burbank. He kept running away. It makes no sense that he’s scared of girls with such a great cock. I should be scared of girls with my sad sack…

This is new Wicked chick Carmen Hart, a Latin-looking firecracker with a southern accent. All I saw of her was a little dialogue segment where she is leaving her lover and he chases her down wearing a girl robe and faggy little underwear to give her back her keys. Then she was gone. And I was sad. Until

Katie Morgan and Sativa Rose began getting busy in the kitchen for a mean rich bitch/shy cute maid coupling that was mighty entertaining and mighty sexy from my little perch over yonder.

This looks to be a steamy slice of sex sinema

and we recommend you buy it when it comes out

because i have no camera pictures are courtesy of http://mythrillworld.com/

Trantastic starring Cindy Crawford, Roxy Jezel, Deja Daire, Cytherea, Dana Vespoli and a bunch of chicks with dicks ships February 14th!

Download & Watch the IPOD Trailer for Trantastic.

Big Tit Whores with Eve Laurence, Havana Ginger, Bailey, Missy Monoe, Jada Fire, and Davia Ardell ships January 31st.

Download & Watch The Big Tit Whores High Def Trailer

In the Pink directed by Taylor Rain and starring Sativa Rose, Kelly Taylor, Roxy Jezel, Nadia Hilton, Saana and Estelle ships this week!!!

Download & Watch the Hi-Def Trailer for In The Pink Here

Direty Dykes directed by Aurora Snow starring Paola Rey, Bobbi Blair, Tory Lane, Vanessa Lane, Cindy Crawford, Deja Daire and a slew of other hot lesbians ships February 7th.

Download & Watch the NASTY Hi-Def Trailer to Dirty Dykes Now.

Fayner Posts: I’ve decided to write some nice things about Craven ’cause he’s a good person. Sure, he puts guns to his animals’ heads as publicity photos, but he’s worked hard and paid his dues and knows how to party with the best of them.

I saw this movie cover in the latest AVN and thought how great and dirty Brit looks. Plus he got Danzig to join the soundtrack and that is cooler than not getting Danzig on the soundtrack.

Check out the new web site for the flick. It’s fucking cool.

So cool in fact that we are overlooking how at the NAMM show when I ran into an old friend who happens to love porno and I asked Craven for one of the DVDs he had brought for a no-show Shavo of SOAD and he said that he gave them to Poision’s Rikki Rockitt.

The Movie’s site is http://www.cravenmooreheadxxx.com

Latin Obsession
Reviewed by Max Schwartz
Published in AVN January 2006
Category: Wall to Wall
Content Rating: AAA 1/2
Company: Defiance Films
Length: 118 Min.
Director: Vincent Voss
Available Formats: DVD
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Watch Now: Click Here
Cast: Persia DeCarlo, Ice LaFoxxx, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romaine, Mya Luanna, Monique Madison, Layla Rivera, Alex Sanders, Brett Rockman, Lee Stone, Mark Wood

Review: Defiance shows a flair for the Latin flavor with this widely varied offering from the company’s flagship director, Vincent Voss. Featuring everything from lovely girl-on-girl to hardcore anal action, it’s one with something for every Latina-phile.

The standout scene is the match-up of Naudia Nyce and Ice LaFoxxx, a killer lick fest to be sure, but also of note are the Persia DeCarlo and Layla Rivera scenes.

Retailing: For those obsessed with Latins.

DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Interviews, Still Gallery, Trailers, Widescreen

Latin Obsession
Reviewed by Max Schwartz
Published in AVN January 2006
Category: Wall to Wall
Content Rating: AAA 1/2
Company: Defiance Films
Length: 118 Min.
Director: Vincent Voss
Available Formats: DVD
Buy Now: Click Here
Cast: Persia DeCarlo, Ice LaFoxxx, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romaine, Mya Luanna, Monique Madison, Layla Rivera, Alex Sanders, Brett Rockman, Lee Stone, Mark Wood

Review: Defiance shows a flair for the Latin flavor with this widely varied offering from the company’s flagship director, Vincent Voss. Featuring everything from lovely girl-on-girl to hardcore anal action, it’s one with something for every Latina-phile.

The standout scene is the match-up of Naudia Nyce and Ice LaFoxxx, a killer lick fest to be sure, but also of note are the Persia DeCarlo and Layla Rivera scenes.

Retailing: For those obsessed with Latins.

DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Interviews, Still Gallery, Trailers, Widescreen

HOLLYWOOD, CA — They bounce, they jiggle, they shake and shimmy. They’re the real stars of 100% Natural Wonders 4, the latest volume in Lethal Hardcore’s series dedicated to natural knockers and the people who love them. As with every volume in the series, the latest features boobs so nice, you’ll hardly believe they’re real.

Charlie Manson, director of 100% Natural Wonders 4, explains his approach to finding the right starlets for the movie: “As anyone who’s seen my work knows, I love natural nymphos. For this series, we only use girls with beautiful organic orbs unspoiled by surgeons. The only spoiling going on is in their holes.”

Stars: Tiffany Taylor, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Riley Mason, Franchezca Valentina

Spectacular strumpet Tiffany Taylor graces the cover of 100% Natural Wonders 4. This gorgeous long-haired brunette blazes her way through her scene with stud Talon who tenderizes her tight twat with his massive cock. “I use everything that nature gave me,” Tiffany says. “I love it when guys-or hot chicks, for that matter-suck my tits and slap them around a bit. But let’s not forget my other parts. Ignore my pussy and my ass at your own peril,” she adds with a mischievous wink.

100% Natural Wonders 4 also stars Adrianna Nicole, who relishes getting her tight ass reamed and creamed; voluptuous slut Velicity Von, who loves fucking two guys at the same time; Riley Mason, whose puffy pussy gets plowed as her ripe young titties bounce up and down like a pair of basketballs; and Franchezca Valentina, who can’t get enough cum as she takes two massive loads in her face.

Notes Manson: “It all adds up to more than three hours of nut-busting hardcore featuring insatiable young hos unashamed to get maximum pleasure from all their genetic assets.”

100% Natural Wonders 4 is in stores now from Lethal Hardcore.

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