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That’s Porn Star Dancing

That’s Porn Star Dancing

#JustSayin  

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Hey Lindsay Show Us Your Boobs!

Hey Lindsay Show Us Your Boobs!

Okay …   It’s the side boob seen around the world.  Lindsay Lohan accidentally exposed herself.  [source]

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Fuck Kim Kardashian we have Audrey Bitoni

Fuck Kim Kardashian we have Audrey Bitoni

Mainstream can keep their fat ass Kim Kardashian fake bitch.  The porn biz has something better and that is Audrey Bitoni. Look at the face on this chick. She has it all over Kim K and this picture just proves it.

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Hey Porn Stars … Don’t Make the “JILLIAN” Mistake

Hey Porn Stars … Don’t Make the “JILLIAN” Mistake

As a porn star, your name is everything.  It is your brand.  It is you.  It is your means to make money.  Fans know you by your name.  Agents book you by your name.  I mean it’s a pretty simple concept … without a name, how would people know who you are, right? Your name ...

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A little LOL to help you make it through the day

A little LOL to help you make it through the day

How are Viagra and Disney alike? Both make you stand around and wait an hour for a two minute ride.   Okay here is another one for you.  Maybe you will like this one better. What do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.  

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Dirty Christmas Joke

Dirty Christmas Joke

My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch.”  

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You’ve Been ELFed

You’ve Been ELFed

Life is all about asses. You’re either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one.

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if they news says it, it must be true

if they news says it, it must be true

This Lauren Scruggs story has bothered me for awhile now but today even more so.  I watched a welcome back intro video she did for AOL.  The first thing she did was say her name and then “I was hit by an airplane propeller”.  No bitch, I think you mean you walked into it. Next ...

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Because we all need a good laugh ….

Because we all need a good laugh ….

Found this little gem on GFY. It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” ...

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One Nasty Pussy

One Nasty Pussy

ATTENTION GIRLS!!  IF YOU HAVE NASTY BLISTERS ON YOUR PUSSY DON’T TAKE PHOTOS! THIS IS JUST FUCKED UP

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