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Briana Banks Scam Clarification

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 25 August, 2010 Posted By: Ryan Rayzer

Sorry guys but I have removed this post. … Sincerely yours, Gossip Girl

Why did I remove the post? Because I can? :P

No seriously, I did it because I went and looked into it myself and I have a friend who without a doubt, 100% totally and completely for sure confirms the guy in question worked at Playboy. Don’t know what he did while he was there, nor do I even care. It’s not my business. Nor is it my business who Briana Banks associates herself with personally or professionally.

This post wasn’t about good fun gossip it was just down right mean and attacking some poor guy. So what if he tweets for Briana. I don’t really care.

Maybe she broke her finger and can’t tweet for herself? For all we know she’s on the phone telling the guy what to say while he types it in.

We don’t really know what goes on at her place nor is it our business.

So some of us don’t like the website design of her new site.

That’s really not something to trash the guy for personally. Wow just wow. Let people make some mistakes. We don’t need to trash their very being because they suck wee wee at web design.

I’m sorry but enough is enough.

Whatever decision Briana Banks makes is her decision to make. Who she wants to align herself with is her business. If it is a great decision or a bad one isn’t really our business, unless of course it hurts other people. Then I guess maybe we would be justified to say something. But anywho, I think you all get my point.

I don’t want to see more personal attacks like this in the future on this site. We are here to support the porn industry, not trash the people in it.

Have a nice day.
Sincerely yours, Gossip Girl



Pretty little liars

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 19 August, 2010 Posted By: Foxy Lady

Pretty little liars is the Melrose Place/90210 of present day. If you haven’t heard of the show you need to check it out. These chicks are HOT. I sure don’t remember the girls in my high school looking like this! But as I was watching the show I couldn’t help but think they look so much like younger versions of already famous hot chicks. And even like some famously hot porn stars. Look at the gallery and you be the judge.

First up  is Troian Bellisario. I think she looks just like Madeline Stowe only younger, and maybe even a little like Ann Marie Rios.

Troian Bellisario from Pretty Little Liars

Madeleine Stowe

Pornstar Ann Marie Rios

Now Lucy Hale looks so much like pornstar Sasha Grey. Her little sister perhaps?

Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars

Pornstar Sasha Grey

The actress Ashley Benson is a dead ringer for American Pie’s Tara Reid. A lot of her pictures don’t capture this, but watching her on the show I couldn’t stop thinking of Tara Reid, hell they even sound alike! And her pornstar counterpart? Maybe Katie Morgan?

Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars

Tara Reid

Pornstar Katie Morgan

The girl that plays Allison on the show is cute little Sasha Pieterse, although she is a bitch from hell on the show. I think she is a younger version of the sexy Denise Richards. The hair and mouth are so similar they could really be related. And when she grows up,  maybe she can be the next Riley Steele.

Sasha Pieterse from Pretty Little Liars

Actress Denise Richards

Pornstar Riley Steele

Now Shay Mitchell is definitely got the Pussy Cat Dolls vibe going on. Doesn’t she resemble Nicole Scherzinger! She could also be the fabulously sexy Tera Patrick’s sister!

Actress Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars

Nicole Scherzinger lead singer of The Pussy Cat Dolls

Pornstar Tera Patrick



I’m reading a story today at adultfyi about former mma fighter turned part time male porn star War Machine and his recent legal troubles and how he is about to be sentenced for whatever the fuck he did this time.

It was then I realized what a seriously missed opportunity it was for War Machine not to have met and got into a relationship with Shawna Lenee.  They both seem so much alike is so many ways.  I’m so anyone involved in the Shawna Lenee anal story can tell you that.

So here is my photo tribute to lost loves and missed opportunities and to two people who the industry probably won’t miss.  Well maybe they will, we all need a good story now and then.

By the way, in my entire life I have ever heard anyone be so fucking stupid that the DA no longer wants to honor a plea agreement with you because you opened your big fucking mouth and talked out of your ass.  What the fuck is wrong with people?

Sentencing Date Re-Scheduled for War Machine

–on the web

SAN DIEGO — from www.signonsandiego.com – A San Diego judge postponed a sentencing hearing for a former mixed-martial arts championship fighter, saying his behavior inside and outside the courtroom warranted prison not probation.

Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine, pleaded guilty last month to two counts of assault with force likely to cause great bodily injury. The case stems from altercations at a Point Loma bar in February and a Pacific Beach bar in March. He also admitted he violated probation on a previous case.

War Machine, 28, was expected to be formally sentenced in accordance with a plea bargain last Thursday, but Superior Court Judge David Danielsen said he was “inclined not to honor the plea agreement,” given the statements War Machine had made to the Probation Department, his assertion in court Thursday that he had not read the terms of the plea, and a series of Twitter messages posted online before he was booked into jail last month.

“This really is a state prison case,” Danielsen said.

War Machine pleaded guilty July 1 and agreed to report to county jail to begin serving a yearlong stint as a condition of probation. The judge allowed the mixed-martial artist to report to jail July 16 so he could participate in a professional fight scheduled a week earlier.

Prosecutors agreed not to ask for additional jail or prison time at the sentencing if War Machine complied with the order.

Deputy District Attorney Michael Runyon filed a document last week containing several expletive-laden “tweets” posted on War Machine’s Twitter page in which he apparently rails against the court system, minimizes his role in the bar fights and laments having to serve a jail term.

One of the tweets reads, in part, that it “doesn’t pay to win in a street fight … it doesn’t even pay to defend yourself our county has gone soft. We need a civil war!”

Danielsen acknowledged a defense attorney’s contention that War Machine was asserting his free speech rights online, but the judge noted that speech — much like one’s actions — can come with consequences. As the judge continued, he seemed to focus less on the tweets than on War Machine’s statements to a probation officer, whose report won’t become public until after the sentencing.

“I think his words and his actions show a certain disrespect to anybody other than himself,” the judge said, adding that War Machine often chooses to “fight” his way out of tough situations rather than “think” his way out.

“A year in custody will be the least of his consequences,” the judge said, citing the current plea agreement.

“You won’t be able to fight your way out of a state prison sentence.”

War Machine is due back in court for sentencing Aug. 24.



Fine Art or Smut – that is the question

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 18 August, 2010 Posted By: Foxy Lady

So I’m catching up on the latest headlines when I see this from AVN: AFA Levels Porn Charge at Sears. After reading the article it got me to thinking, what is the difference between fine art and smut? Why are some nudes worthy of study at college and other fully clothed art should be censored. Take for instance the famous Goya painting of a naked lady on the couch. Besides being hung in a museum and printed in art literature textbooks, you can buy a reproduction at Sears. Goya is considered on of the Masters in the art world. He painted the Nude Maja in the late 1700′s early 1800′s.

Now take this next picture and compare it to the Goya. Some people, like the crazies at AFA would consider this one Smut. However you can purchase this picture at Sears under the “Fine Art” category search. She is reclined on a couch just like the Goya, but this model is fully clothed NOT nude. This is not museum or textbook quality fine art, this is considered Smut that we should protect our children against it. Hmmm. Is it because it’s a photograph and not painted? But then again, Ansel Adams uses photography and not oils for his masterpieces.

Now let’s look at another Fine Art portrait hanging in a museum in Budapest. It was painted by renaissance artist Giulio Romano circa 1525-1528 titled, Lovers.

Now skip forward 500 years and this portrait, also titled Lovers, is considered Smut. And like the previous example, this one does NOT contain nudity like it’s fine art counterpart. This doesn’t even have to be considered sexual.These two ladies could be embracing in a hug for comfort. This piece leaves a lot to the imagination, whereas the masterpiece doesn’t. It is clearly an old guy fucking a young girl doggie style. But hey, it’s Fine Art and not Smut or pornography.

And how about the famous Botticelli painting, The Birth of Venus.

Take the same painting in a modern setting, and it is no longer considered a work of art, but a work of smut. And again, the model has on clothing!

The president of the AFA said, “These aren’t just posters of scantily-clad women. Some of them depict groups of people, lesbians and others engaged in ***ual activities. Very little is left to the imagination.”

Really? This guy clearly has nothing better to do with his time. The guy probably got busted looking a these girls on-line so decided to worm his way out of it. I just want to know what specific thing or things makes one artwork Fine Art and the other, almost identical yet more modest pieice, Smut that people would throw a big fit over? I want to to know if these people have ever taken their children to the local art mueseum? Or if they would consider taking their children to the Sistine Chapel if they were ever in Rome?  I don’t know about you, but I think that I would rather my children see all of these moderen artworks at the Sear’s website than the artworks hanging in the museums. So I say to all the people over at AFA and all the others with that same frame of mind, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!



Take This Job and ……..

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 10 August, 2010 Posted By: Ryan Rayzer

Been hearing a lot of really funny stories lately about employees and how they are quitting their jobs in unique ways.  Last night I read about a Jet Blue flight attendant who got on the PA system and said “To the passenger who just called me a motherfucker, fuck you. I’ve been in this business 28 years, and I’ve had it.”  This was as the plane landed at their destination.  He then grabbed a beer from the galley and deployed an emergency exit slide and fled the plane, authorities said.   (full story here)

Don’t get me wrong, that’s a great fuck you I’m outta here story but this next one is even better.  This hot piece of ass (aka a HPOA)  decided to take a series of pictures, much like porn star fan signs and email them to her entire office. (full story here)

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