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Tonight Rob Black over at AdultFYI calls out Mike South for saying “I have an OSHA compliance person on every one of my sets”.
Interesting point … you have to admit that Rob Black might be on to something. Do you really believe Mike South has a compliance officer at a location that he isn’t legally allowed to be filming at in the first place in Georgia where filming pornography is not legal to shoot?
Mike South what say you?
For years the Internet has been making fun of states with stupid sex laws and the law in Virginia that makes it a criminal act to have per-marital sex is one of those stupid sex laws. Last year alone 8 people were convicted of fornication in the state of Virginia. How fucked up is that?
Virginia isn’t for all lovers. [source]
An antiquated state law that makes it a crime to have sex outside of marriage remains on the books after an effort to decriminalize it failed to move out of a House subcommittee Wednesday. HB914 would repeal the state statute that classifies it as a misdemeanor for “any unmarried person to voluntarily have sexual intercourse with any other person.” Those convicted face a $250 fine but no jail time. Lawmakers decided not to move the fornication bill forward because they had concerns over potential loopholes the change would make in relation to incest and other sex crimes, the Virginian-Pilot reported. The House Courts of Justice committee decided to table the bill.
A spokesman for Delegate Mark Sickles, a Democrat who introduced the proposal, told NBC News that members want to make sure the bill is redrafted correctly and sent to the state Crime Commission for review before it is taken up again.
Eight people were convicted of fornication last year, according to the Virginian-Pilot. Prosecutors might charge someone with it as part of a plea deal to avoid a stiffer sentence. So-called morality laws, meanwhile, remain a hot topic in Virginia. Adultery also is a misdemeanor in the state, and carries a $250 fine. Suicide is considered a common-law crime.
“I think we generally support the idea of taking these no longer enforceable, moral laws off the books,” Anna Scholl, executive director of advocacy group ProgressVA, told the Virginian-Pilot. “Government shouldn’t be peeking through your bedroom window to see what’s going on.”
Previously I made some AVN predictions (see them here), so how well did I do? Let’s find out!
So didn’t get this one right. Virtual newcomer Remy LaCroix took this one. She is actually pretty good. Glad to hear she won it!
Female Performer of the Year
Mainstream Star of the Year
Male Performer of the Year
Manuel Ferrara won it.
So in the end, my prediction success was only 50%. Goes to show you how much I know. LOL
Hunger Games is a popular trilogy … the books are a huge hit, and the movies are just a popular.
If you want to promote a Hunger Games XXX parody, what better way to do it then with the domain name HungerGamesXXX.com?
It can be yours for $200.
As a bonus I’ll throw in the domain name, TheHungerGamesXXX.com for free!
This is a great price and well worth what you would get out of it, for just the SEO traffic alone on any hunger games porno parody related project.
Today on the Katie show with award winning journalist Katie Couric, there was as her guest Dr. Suzy Spencer. And the show topic today was Secret Sex Lives which was basically a platform for this chick to discuss some book she has written. But the interesting part was when she started talking about girls who web cam or as she called it, “like phone sex but over the internet”.
The good Dr. explained that all kinds of girls do it and not just girls, sometimes couples do too.
Katie Couric couldn’t wrap her mind around how couples could do this. “Do they just get bored?” she asked the Dr. Spencer. It was so funny, you could seriously see the look of true confusion of her face. Like doing anything crazy and different just never crossed her mind.
But the best part of this story has yet to come!
So in the end it was revealed that the good doctor during the course of her research who mind you was celibate for the last 10 years. During the course of her research for this book she attended a swingers party, again for “research” and met a couple who she not only ended up having sex with but also like 12 people were watching.
Anyway what I learned from this show is that really mainstream media truly has no idea what we do and what we are about. They really don’t.
The 2014 AVN Awards show is coming up and here are some of my predictions.
Female Performer of the Year
Mainstream Star of the Year
Male Performer of the Year
When I heard that AVN released their nominations, like everyone else I quickly went to their website and checked out the list.
What surprised me is the category for “Best Young Girl Release”
Not exactly a category one would expect from such a well respected leader in the adult industry.
This particular award category actually is for the barely legal type movies but the name makes it sound much worse than it actually is. So I have to ask — what the hell where they thinking naming an awards category best YOUNG GIRL release? Really AVN? Seriously, nobody thought this might be a little inappropriate?
Was there really not a single person at your organization who thought this was a bad idea?
The nominees in the Best Young Girl Release category are below.
When I seen this story posted on Jezebel I just had to LOL at it.
Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!
In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”
Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being fucking insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn’t bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn’t have enough racism in it.
So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here’s a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:
It is hard to deny that fairness creams often get social commentators and activists all worked up. What they should do is take a deep breath and think again. Lipstick is used to make your lips redder, fairness cream is used to make you fairer-so what’s the problem? I don’t think any Youngistani today thinks the British Raj/White man is superior to us Brown folk. That’s all 1947 thinking!
The only reason I can offer for why people like fairness, is this: if you have two beautiful girls, one of them fair and the other dark, you see the fair girl’s features more clearly. This is because her complexion reflects more light. I found this amazing difference when I directed Kabir Bedi, who is very fair and had to wear dark makeup for Othello, the Black hero of the play. I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir around the stage because otherwise the audience could not see his expressions.
See? It makes perfect sense. We just want our vaginas to reflect more light—is that so wrong? I mean, WHAT IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AT NIGHT AND I DON’T HAVE A REFLECTIVE ENOUGH VAGINA? Really, the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark like one of those deep-sea fishes. I need my vagina to attract more krill so my husband will fuck me again! (My husband is a whale.)
Basically the idea is to get as far away as possible from any color that vaginas actually come in. Because that’s what’s at the heart of this type of thinking—the perfect vagina would be something that’s not a vagina at all.