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Are relationships really all that?

Does marriage give love a bad name? Come on, you don’t need a “relationship” to get laid. But is no strings dating really possible?

You might be at a point in your life where you’ve been single for too long because you’re just not ready or interested in having a long term relation with someone. In fact there are a lot of people in this situation, and whilst being single can be productive way to live; it is often too easy to get stuck into our own routines. All of this can make the prospect of finding love to be a distant thought, but as good as being single is; there is a point where you need to have fun.

Naughty dating

The first thing which comes in mind is adult dating. These days you can just go on the net and find sites where other singles just want sex, it is really that simple. The best thing is that looking for no strings sex is actually a lot simpler than looking for love; after all there are less requirements for two people to have sex than there are for two lovebirds to stay together happily ever after. It is true that a lot of online dating is getting a bad rep, but there are also plenty of people for whom it works. The trend is actually that more people are getting lucky than not so it definitely worth a shot!

Single without sex

Here is the thing about being single: it’s okay as long as you manage to get laid every now and then. Staying alone and not having sex for long periods of time can really affect your confidence and before you even know it a couple of years have gone by; it’s easily done. Not having sex isn’t as much an issue, it’s more the fact that you can lose confidence. Once your confidence is down, you might just find it hard to approach potential partners by fear of disappointing them. It doesn’t matter how many partners you’ve had in the past, with anxiety replacing all that experience you learned over the years. This is why sex dating is great, it allows you to get back on the horse without too much pressure.

Use it or lose it?

No matter how anxious you might be, you ought to know that even if you haven’t had sex in a long time, it will all come back to you as soon as you get back on the saddle. It’s like riding a bike, you might be a bit rusty at first but give it a while to blow off the cobwebs and you’ll be good to go! The only thing you want is to find a sex partner that understands you and where you are coming from. So when you create your online sex dating profile, feel free to mention that you haven’t done it in a while and that you’re eager to get back to it. A lot of other people are exactly in the same situation, and they will feel comfortable having sex with you because you will understand them better. All you need to do is just be yourself, not need to lie. Things will take a little longer that way but you will get the results that are right for you.

How to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a long distance relationship

Your loved one lives hundreds of miles away from you? Or your significant other was suddenly sent on a business trip, and now you have to celebrate Valentine’s Day alone? No need to worry, there is always an opportunity to rectify the situation.

Spending Saint Valentine’s Day at a long distance can be quite a difficult challenge for couples. Most of us would obviously like to be with our companions this day. However, there are different situations, and sometimes we can’t spend this holiday with them. Even if you don’t like Valentine’s Day, being alone when so many couples are walking around the city is definitely not the right choice. Well, what to do then and how to celebrate together while being far from each other? This article provides a few ways to spend this romantic day, even at a long distance from your loved one.

1) Arrange a romantic dinner at a distance

Ask your significant other to organize a dinner together with the help of Skype or another service. Be sure to cook the same dishes, discuss the scheduled time of the date and get your camera ready.

2) Prepare some love letters in advance

Although we’re used to communicating via messaging, social networks or using email, try something that has been forgotten, but still very romantic – paper letters! Write how much you love your soul mate, pour a few drops of perfume on your letter, as our mothers and grandmothers did, and send it. Worried that your message will not arrive on time? This problem can be easily solved. Write it in advance and give it to a friend/neighbor/colleague, who will be able to deliver the message to your loved one on this designated day.

You also can fill the envelopes with small gifts and some wishes that will help your significant other feel better while you’re far. Specify when the letter should be opened (for example, write “open when you’re sad” or “open if you miss me”).

3) Prepare a jar with goodies and wishes

Before leaving your loved one, give her/him a jar of goodies. Attach a piece of paper with a small wish to each candy and tell to take one every time she/he will think of you. It will definitely put your second half in a good mood!

4) Have a phone talk

If you can’t talk to each other during the day, discuss the time for romantic conversation that suits you both in advance. It’s also nice to make your loved one an unexpected surprise by calling earlier. Your voice will warm a loving heart for sure. You can have a night phone talk about how you’re going to spend time together after you get back home.

5) Prepare a gift that will be associated with you

It can be a cute souvenir or something practical, such as a scarf or sweatshirt. You can give her/him a present the same way as a letter – send by mail or give it to your friend.

The best gift, of course, will be your arrival. That’s why, if you have the opportunity to do so, be sure to use it.

Valentine’s Day should not be the only occasion for a special romantic atmosphere. Try to arrange as many romantic evenings to one another as possible because you love each other, right?

Thanks to our friends from Ru Bride for providing this article.

Tips on How Not to Mess Up Your Second Date

If a woman agreed to have a second date with you, it means you managed to get her interested in you. Now, you should reassure her that she made the right choice.

For this, use your second date to deepen your connection and open up a little bit more than you did on your first rendezvous.

Many men often relax after a successful date thinking that they’ve already won a woman. But you shouldn’t forget that a second date is your chance to correct some mistakes you made on a first date due to your nervousness.

Now that you know each other better, you’ll feel more comfortable and be able to demonstrate all your virtues. However, it’s important not to go out of your way to impress your woman. Keep your head and be cool. Here are some recommendations by ukrainian girls for marriage from mariadating.com that will help you prepare for and get through your next date.

Timing

The first question that puzzles every guy after a successful initial date is when to call and ask a woman out on a second date. According to the unwritten rules, you have from two to five days to make a call.

It’s not a good idea to call her on the next day because she might think you are too predictable and importunate or even worse that you’re desperate.

So, an optimal pause is 2-3 days to keep your girl in suspense. Texting is allowed during this period but limit it to several messages. The way you ask her out is very important. Try to sound masculine and avoid neutral phrases – say “I want to see you” instead of “Let’s go out on date” or “I don’t want to eat alone”.

Place

The main rule here is that the venue of your next date should be totally different from the settings of your first encounter. There isn’t a universal second date location. But there are some tricks you can and should use to do everything right. Girls like those men who can surprise them.

So, switch on your imagination and brainstorm some interesting ideas. It shouldn’t be something too romantic so avoid candles, rose petals, and so on. If during your first date a woman mentioned some places where she’d like to go or things she’d like to do, use that information. Apart from surprising here, you’ll prove that you were very attentive and listened to her carefully.

Connection

Second dates are meant for getting to know each other better and establishing trust between the partners. If you were the one who talks during your first date, this time, focus on asking questions and listening to your girlfriend.

Remember that this is not a job interview, so ask your questions in an unobtrusive manner. Touching is a surefire way to establish a connection with your date and communicate your romantic intentions. Again, it should be done in a subtle manner. Help her take off her coat or take her by the hand as you cross the street.

First kiss

If she responds to your touches and feels comfortable in your company, the time for a first kiss has come. Your first kiss should be light, tongue-free, and prolonged. Never ask for permission when you want to kiss a woman. What’re you going to do if she says no? So, if feel it, go for it.

 

Wanna be my fuck buddy?

Okay, can I just rant for a minute please? What is going on with the internet degrading our ability to hook up properly?

Am I the only person that believes a one night stand should start with someone buying me a drink and sneaking into the bathroom at the bar with me? Is that old fashioned?

If I want to  find a local fuck buddy, I want to risk the outrageously awkward chance of running into them in the grocery store. I’m not saying you ever have to talk again… If you’re careful, they’ll be so wonder struck they’ll forget to ask for your phone number. But at least look them in the eye before you bend them over!!! Y’all, please fuck responsibly.

Remember, every time you sleep with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever been with…and everybody’s got a Random. I don’t want you or anyone else to find themselves in a Charlie Sheen situation. Nobody wants that. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so wrap it before you tap it.

I know that not everyone can be as lucky as me: a sexy girl at home that lets me get all the hot, hard dick I want and I get paid for it to boo. By the way, she cooks. Oh yeah, my girlfriend is a goddess of orgasms and mouthgasms and still lets me get destroyed by a gorgeous brute when I need it. /end brag

But whatever situation you’re in, you need to be honest with yourself and what you need. If you want a serious relationship, that’s great. But if you want a random hookup, that’s great too. I’m just saying be honest about it.

The time is finally approaching where the world is normalizing the idea that it’s okay to want whatever we want. I truly believe that only in being 100% honest with our desires are we able to open the doors and meet the people that can make those dreams a reality.

You’d be amazed how good it feels to unburden yourself of the terrible weight social acceptance. To completely and totally, Not Give A Fuck. To make your happiness number fucking one. Own it.

Anyway, I guess the point of this kind of rambly thing is…as long as it’s consensual (Please look up the “consensual tea” video on youtube), do what turns you on. Do who turns you on. Be it your first love or a new lover every night. Have fun. Excite yourself.

Don’t let societal norms dictate how you live your life. Be who you want to be and if that means you want to whip out a sex toy, stick it up your ass and then hire a hooker to suck your cock at the same time, go for it!

Fuck, while your at it, throw in some great porn! Might I suggest my latest scene from Blowjob Demons? Just sayin’ if you can’t fap it to your favourite blogger, who can you fap it to?!

The point of my long rant is, you should feel free to live your life the way you want to. It doesn’t matter what I think, or your neighbour thinks or anyone else. If you want to have a 17 girl orgy, have a 17 girl orgy! And don’t let any asshole try to tell you that’s not okay.

 

 

Nica Noelle trashes the adult industry and more!

On September 8, 2015 Nica Noelle did a podcast with Dragon’s Lair with Colleen’s Dragon.

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In the many years I’ve been in this industry I don’t think I’ve seen a single person who is actively working in porn go out of their way to so openly trash every single aspect of it and be just such a negative person in a single interview.

I couldn’t help but wonder just how fucking sad this person’s life must be that they could drone on and on, subject after subject with such negativity. It really didn’t matter what the fuck this chick talked about, it was negative.

When asked about LA Nica Nolle had this to say … “same weather all the time”, “same scenery all the time”, and “all the shoot houses are shot out”. Of course those are just some of the highlights of the negativity towards LA.

Next she made mention about the people who are in adult movies, you know the porn stars who make her living of making movies fucking possible. This chick had this to say “the performers are uneducated”.

What about the industry as a whole “we aren’t responsible in the adult industry”.

She also hates on the entire female gender and the political movement on feminism. She goes on about how women shouldn’t complain about being held back because they are women, that it wasn’t really the reason they were being held back.

Clearly the whole gender equality thing at work was just fucking pretend. I mean forget the fact that it’s proven that women make $.76 per hour for every $1 per hour a man makes for the very same job. But hey, fuck women and their demands to be treated equal, right?

She actually said, “we don’t really want equality — women want to oppress men out of revenge.”

I fucking am not making this shit up.

But what are her thoughts on the industry as a whole?

“Porn is completely racist”. Now just 60 seconds to this statement, she mentions how you should be able to think what you want. You should have the freedom to have your own thoughts of opinions. But apparently that doesn’t apply to her.

Because then she calls any female who doesn’t want to do something for whatever reason, wrong.

She calls out all females who don’t want to have interracial sex as racist. This goes completely against what she just said regarding feminism in porn.

How dare a women decide who she does or doesn’t want to sleep with. What the fuck is wrong with a girl for making her own decisions? Fuck her.

She also supported the concept of shaming girls into making them do interracial. Let me repeat that. She supports shaming people into doing something they don’t want to do.

How about another great Nica Nolle soundbite – “Porn is very unapologetic for showing the worst in human nature”.

Again this is someone who makes their living in porn. She’s biting the very hand that feeds her.

I can’t help but wonder why someone who hates so much about her job and the industry as a whole, why the fuck is she even doing it?

is there nobody she even likes?

How can one person be so fucking negative?

When talking about making porn she said … “Having to put sex in the movie, holds us back. ”

I had to #FacePalm myself on that one. I mean what the fuck is a porno without fucking?

The host of the pod cast went down a list of porn stars to get Nica Noelle’s thoughts.

  • She personally doesn’t get along with Julia Ann.
  • Jessie Andrews is so adorable it’s creepy and as the conversation went on Jessie Andrews somehow got compared to Bride of Chucky. WTF?
  • Lexi Belle she called another menacing cute little blonde and she apparently wasn’t happy with her performance, saying she is a little porno. Seriously? A porn star performing in a porno is a little porno?  Fucking duh! WTF is she supposed to be like?
  • About Nick Manning, she said “I had this impression of him being a super over the top cartoon” after claiming her “begged” her for work. He however was I think one of the few people she didn’t trash. She said he ended up being a great performer and that her initial impressions of him were wrong. I happen to know Nick Manning and he doesn’t book his own work. You have to book him through his agent LA Direct and he’s always pre-booked well in advance so I have a hard time believing he had to beg her for work. Anyone who knows how LA Direct works knows that they have a very strict can’t book your own shit policy. In fact, I called LA Direct to book him for a b/g scene in early July and he was fully booked for the whole fucking month, so I really doubt the legitimacy of her story. In the end she did have this to say about Nick Manning, “He was fantastic and I went on to use him in so many movies. I just loved him.”
  • About Seth Gamble “I love him. I love Seth Gamble.” Shockingly she was so positive about someone.

This fucking interview goes on for nearly two fucking hours. After so much negativity I just couldn’t finish listening.

When she said “Everyone is a cartoon in porn”, and then “There are a lot of reprehensible things that go on in porn”, I just gave the fuck up. I couldn’t continue listening to her ranting on and on about how much she hates porn, she hates LA, she hates porn stars, she hates everything.

WTF are you even doing in porn then Nico Nolle? Seriously? FFS do yourself a favor and find a new fucking job already, clearly you aren’t happy with the one you have.

 

 

 

 

The who’s who of …. say fucking what?

If you read Mike South’s website you might hear him occasionally talking about some fucktard named Uncle Peg.

The story gets a tad fucking confusing sometimes because the guy has many names and aliases.

Michael Whiteacre is also known as Ari Scott Bass.

Michael Whiteacre is also known as Uncle Peg.

Sean Tompkins is not Michael Whiteacre, however they are friends and apparently created the site, therealpornwikileaks (TRPWL for short), where they often talk trash and bash people in the industry they don’t like, which is apparently just about fucking everyone.

If you are a female, either Sean or Michael have no problem threatening violence against you.

Michael Whiteacre is in a long term relationship with a girl named Christina. We are talking like 5 or more times here in just the last two years alone.

Michael Whiteacre has been arrested numerous times for beating said girlfriend and is apparently wanted by the police for failing to show up for one of his 20,000 fucking court dates relating to his multiple domestic violence cases.

Sean Tompkins to my knowledge has not been arrested for beating up his girlfriend, or to my knowledge even has one. But he is just as much a crazy psycho has his friend, the wife beating Michael Whiteacre.

So now you know what the fuck Mike South is talking about when he refers to this Uncle Peg fucker on his website.

 

Real Girls are Real Sexy

While Hollywood movie stars like to focus on girls that are extremely tiny, porn tends to focus on girls who are more realistic.

That’s why we have such super stars as Alexis Texas, Dani Daniels and Carter Cruise. By Hollywood standards, some might say they would never make it, yet in porn they are mega stars. They are real – and they are beautiful.

Alexis Texas is actually a perfect example of what a real girl looks like. And you know who is attracted to her? Men from all the world over.

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For those of you who have never seen any of the Alexis Texas videos on porn hd, you are missing out on a great experience.

Sure, she may never star in a mainstream movie along side Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise or Leonardo DiCaprio, but that doesn’t make her star shine any less bright.

Alexis Texas is the real deal and she’s lusted after by millions of men around the world. If a girl wants someone they should aspire to be like, maybe they should look outside of Hollywood and look to porn valley.

 Here is something interesting I found.

Scientists did a study allowing both men and women to design what they found the perfect woman to be like.  The skinny girl to the left was created by females and the curvy girl to the right is what men came up with.

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Researchers gave young heterosexual Caucasian men and women a chance to design ideal bodies, one for themselves and one for a hypothetical mate. The study used 40 female and 40 male heterosexuals with an average age of just over 19 — university students, mainly. They presented each person with 3-D computer representations of bodies. Each participant could adjust the images in many different ways until they arrived at the ideal body for their gender, and the ideal body of the other gender.

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The results of this study revealed a couple of surprises. First, the ideals ran across genders. Men and women barely differed in their opinion of what an ideal body looked like, whether the ideal was for a male or a female.

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Obviously movie stars like Angelina Jolie, Demi Moore, and Kiera Knightly are pretty, but they are also very thin. Studies have shown that men prefer a girl with curves and that probably explains why girls like Alexis Texas are so insanely popular.

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Or maybe it’s just that she gives a hell of a blow job. What do I know? LOL

Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

On December 24, a group of French scientists published what is probably the first medical-journal article on squirting. They gave pelvic ultrasound scans to seven women who previously reported emitting about a cup full of liquid (!) when they had sex. By administering the scans after the women peed, and then twice during sexual stimulation, they were able to conclude exactly where the liquid was coming from and what it consisted of—and, spoiler alert, it was pee.

There have been plenty of studies done on female ejaculation, this is the first one, as far as I can tell, to specifically explore women who expel great gushing quantities of fluid when sex is happening. Since at least the 80s, however, there’s been a lot of debate around whether or not women ejaculate at all, or if any instance of it is just an adult version of bedwetting.

It should be noted that there are papers that say, yeah, there is something that comes out of vaginas during sex that definitely isn’t urine. (It’s supposedly liquid from the “female prostate.”) But in this specific study—the first to focus on women who soak the sheets—the answer is nah. “The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists,” is how the researchers put it.

For a debate that can essentially, and crudely, be boiled down to “cum or piss?” it’s surprisingly fraught with important implications. Some feminists say that reducing the physical manifestations of their orgasms to urine diminishes the importance of female pleasure during sex. Other feminists say the opposite: Claiming it’s more than urine perpetuates a male fantasy.

In recent months, this uncertainty has even given ammunition to censors in the UK, where squirting was one of a number of practices that was banned in porn . Because no one could say definitively whether it was piss, government busybodies were apparently bound to assume it fell under the category of urolagnia, which is considered obscene.

One thing that’s for sure, though, is that people love watching it. Mike Williams, who works for PornHub’s communication team, told me it’s the seventh most searched term worldwide.

But why? Justin Lehmiller, who edits the popular blog Sex and Psychology, has a couple of theories. “It probably stems from a desire to know that the woman enjoyed herself and was sexually satisfied,” he told me. “A lot of guys actually care about this and they want to know the sex was mutually enjoyable.” He also adds that it’s just as likely an ego thing, or a validation of masculinity.

As for the “do ladies ejaculate or is it just pee?” debate, I’m sure there’ll be more to, uh, come.

Source: Vice

Worlds Aids Day is Today

On this national aids day it’s a good time to remind you that if your agent doesn’t tell you when you go out on a job that the director, owner, or whoever is HIV positive, it’s probably time to find a new agent.

You should always be notified in advance if anyone you are working with in any way is HIV positive. You always have the right to make an informed decision about YOUR working environment.

If your agent ever neglects to tell you something this important, you really really really need a new agent.