Mainstream can keep their fat ass Kim Kardashian fake bitch. The porn biz has something better and that is Audrey Bitoni. Look at the face on this chick. She has it all over Kim K and this picture just proves it.
As a porn star, your name is everything. It is your brand. It is you. It is your means to make money. Fans know you by your name. Agents book you by your name. I mean it’s a pretty simple concept … without a name, how would people know who you are, right? Your name […]
How are Viagra and Disney alike? Both make you stand around and wait an hour for a two minute ride. Okay here is another one for you. Maybe you will like this one better. What do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch.”
Life is all about asses. You’re either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one.
This Lauren Scruggs story has bothered me for awhile now but today even more so. I watched a welcome back intro video she did for AOL. The first thing she did was say her name and then “I was hit by an airplane propeller”. No bitch, I think you mean you walked into it. Next […]
Found this little gem on GFY. It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” […]
ATTENTION GIRLS!! IF YOU HAVE NASTY BLISTERS ON YOUR PUSSY DON’T TAKE PHOTOS! THIS IS JUST FUCKED UP
I hate to be a bitch and I’ve quite honestly fought really hard with the other posters and owners of this site to clean up the kind of articles that get released lately at LukeFord.com. I want the site to be an informative news source about the adult industry and not a pile of bullshit […]
I got another press release today about Girlfriend Films releasing some more. Who know what the fuck the name of it is. Some lesbian movie or whatever #937. What amazes me though, is all the money they spend on PR, nobody once ever thought to sit these people down and tell them that they have […]
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