Previously I made some AVN predictions (see them here), so how well did I do? Let’s find out!
- I predicted Jessica Drake, would win it.
- But I thought Brooklyn Lee should have won it.
So didn’t get this one right. Virtual newcomer Remy LaCroix took this one. She is actually pretty good. Glad to hear she won it!
Female Performer of the Year
- I predicted Bonnie Rotten would win it and she did.
Mainstream Star of the Year
- I predicted James Deen would win it and he did.
Male Performer of the Year
- I predicted Xander Corvus would win it because of his friendships with the right people and I’m happy to say that wasn’t the case..
- I think James Deen should win it, not only because of his body of work but also because so many female performers name is as the guy they most enjoy working with. Apparently he’s just one really nice guy and really treats the ladies with the utmost respect. He however did not.
Manuel Ferrara won it.
So in the end, my prediction success was only 50%. Goes to show you how much I know. LOL
Keep in mind this was all in good fun – nothing personal for or against anyone. It’s like watching the Miss America contest on TV – we all have our favorites for the show but in the end I truly am happy for all the winners. I really am.
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It can be yours for $200.
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This is a great price and well worth what you would get out of it, for just the SEO traffic alone on any hunger games porno parody related project.
Today on the Katie show with award winning journalist Katie Couric, there was as her guest Dr. Suzy Spencer. And the show topic today was Secret Sex Lives which was basically a platform for this chick to discuss some book she has written. But the interesting part was when she started talking about girls who web cam or as she called it, “like phone sex but over the internet”.
The good Dr. explained that all kinds of girls do it and not just girls, sometimes couples do too.
Katie Couric couldn’t wrap her mind around how couples could do this. “Do they just get bored?” she asked the Dr. Spencer. It was so funny, you could seriously see the look of true confusion of her face. Like doing anything crazy and different just never crossed her mind.
But the best part of this story has yet to come!
So in the end it was revealed that the good doctor during the course of her research who mind you was celibate for the last 10 years. During the course of her research for this book she attended a swingers party, again for “research” and met a couple who she not only ended up having sex with but also like 12 people were watching.
Anyway what I learned from this show is that really mainstream media truly has no idea what we do and what we are about. They really don’t.
The 2014 AVN Awards show is coming up and here are some of my predictions.
- I predict Jessica Drake, for her work in Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles, Wicked Pictures will win it.
- But I think Brooklyn Lee, for her work in The New Behind the Green Door, should win it.
Female Performer of the Year
- I predict Bonnie Rotten will win it.
- But I think Dani Daniels should win it.
Mainstream Star of the Year
- Without a doubt Sunny Leone should win it. There is no porn star in our entire industry who has had the mainstream success that she has had over in Bollywood. Her million dollar 3 movie deal aside there is also a mobile phone contract. What porn star can say that?
- I predict James Deen will probably win it. Being in a C rated movie with Lindsay Lohan and a sex tape with Teen Mom doesn’t compare to what Sunny Leone has accomplished.
Male Performer of the Year
- I predict Xander Corvus will win it because of his friendships with the right people.
- I think James Deen should win it, not only because of his body of work but also because so many female performers name is as the guy they most enjoy working with. Apparently he’s just one really nice guy and really treats the ladies with the utmost respect.
When I heard that AVN released their nominations, like everyone else I quickly went to their website and checked out the list.
What surprised me is the category for “Best Young Girl Release”
Not exactly a category one would expect from such a well respected leader in the adult industry.
This particular award category actually is for the barely legal type movies but the name makes it sound much worse than it actually is. So I have to ask — what the hell where they thinking naming an awards category best YOUNG GIRL release? Really AVN? Seriously, nobody thought this might be a little inappropriate?
Was there really not a single person at your organization who thought this was a bad idea?
The nominees in the Best Young Girl Release category are below.
- Adorable 2, Digital Sin
- Cheerleaders Gone Bad 3, Third Degree Films
- Co-Eds Are Easy, New Sensations
- College Daze, Rock Star/Adam & Eve
- Corrupt Schoolgirls 3, Reality Junkies/Mile High
- Cuties 5, Elegant Angel Productions (Javors)
- Hot Teen Next Door12, Reality Kings
- The Innocence of Youth 5, Digital Sin
- Prom Night Virgins, Smash Pictures
- Rocco’s Psycho Teens 5, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
- She’s Only 18 #6, Porn Pros/Pulse
- Slut Puppies 7, Jules Jordan Video
- Teen Fidelity 8, Kelly Madison/Juicy
- Teens Like It Big 14, Brazzers
- Young & Glamorous 4, Jules Jordan Video
When I seen this story posted on Jezebel I just had to LOL at it.
Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown
Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!
In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”
Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being fucking insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn’t bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn’t have enough racism in it.
So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here’s a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:
It is hard to deny that fairness creams often get social commentators and activists all worked up. What they should do is take a deep breath and think again. Lipstick is used to make your lips redder, fairness cream is used to make you fairer-so what’s the problem? I don’t think any Youngistani today thinks the British Raj/White man is superior to us Brown folk. That’s all 1947 thinking!
The only reason I can offer for why people like fairness, is this: if you have two beautiful girls, one of them fair and the other dark, you see the fair girl’s features more clearly. This is because her complexion reflects more light. I found this amazing difference when I directed Kabir Bedi, who is very fair and had to wear dark makeup for Othello, the Black hero of the play. I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir around the stage because otherwise the audience could not see his expressions.
See? It makes perfect sense. We just want our vaginas to reflect more light—is that so wrong? I mean, WHAT IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AT NIGHT AND I DON’T HAVE A REFLECTIVE ENOUGH VAGINA? Really, the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark like one of those deep-sea fishes. I need my vagina to attract more krill so my husband will fuck me again! (My husband is a whale.)
Basically the idea is to get as far away as possible from any color that vaginas actually come in. Because that’s what’s at the heart of this type of thinking—the perfect vagina would be something that’s not a vagina at all.
Nina Hartley recently tweeted that condoms fail as much as 30% of the time. 30% WOW?! With only a 7 out of 10 chance of working, why bother? Doesn’t seem worth it. Or is it more likely that she pulled that statistic out of her ass? My research (source) shows some very different statistics, showing that there is only a 1-5% chance of a “slip down” and an almost 100% chance of protecting you from HIV and other STDs when condoms are used properly.
In the United States, most studies of breakage caused by fault in the condom itself have shown breakage rate is less than 2 condoms out of every 100. Studies also indicate that condoms slip off the penis in about 1-5% of acts of vaginal intercourse and slip down (but not off) about 3-13% of the time. Again, these rates are influenced by the care one takes when using a condom.
Studies have shown that if a latex condom is used correctly and consistently (every time you have sex), they are a highly effective barrier against infection. This has been demonstrated most clearly by studies of “discordant” couples in Europe. A “discordant” couple is one in which one partner in infected with HIV and the other one is not. In a study of 123 couples in which condoms were used consistently, none of the infected partners became infected.
I wonder why she would say that they fail 30% of the time? Why would she go out of her way to promote UNSAFE sex? I thought she once said she was an advocate for the industry? Hmmm. Sounds like someone has some sort of agenda of her own.
I won’t say if I’m for or against mandatory condom use but what I will say, if you are going to give “FACTS” give real ones and not just bullshit you make up.
If you can’t just tell the truth than just shut the fuck up already.
You do more harm than good for your cause by spreading false information.
Bree Olson posted a new picture of herself today and I must say I could barely recognize her. She looks amazing. If Charlie Sheen was going to stick with porn star’s he should have stayed with Bree. She is looking hotter than ever!
If you are going to pretend like you are a porn star on social networking sites at least get her fucking name right. I swear there are some stupid fucking people out there.