Jeremy Jackson, aka Hobie the Baywatch kid who did a sex video with former Vivid girl Sky Lopez, was on the set of his new reality show in the making (some dumb ass VH1 reality show) and the TMZ cameras ran into them. Basically it was him and a bunch of other teen “stars” or reality show related people who today are a bunch of has beens or never has been but thinks they were something at some time.  In all honesty I couldn’t name one of the 10 “stars” and neither could the TMZ camera guys.

In between takes for this seemingly scripted “reality” show, he talked to the cameras of TMZ to discuss his sex take with Sky Lopez. It was in his chattering that it was revealed he is the one who won’t sign off on the video, so that means Sky Lopez did sign off on the release despite what her people are saying.  So it seems that the peeps over at Vivid just aren’t offering enough cash to get Hobie boy to sign off.  Specifically what Hobie had to say was ….

“It’s 45 minutes of awesomeness.  I’m proud of myself but I’m not a porn star, I’m an actor.”

He then rambles on about how the tape is hot and all but he refuses to sign off on it and so anyone who dares to try and release the tape will be in serious legal shit.  Mind you this story broke the day Sky Lopez gave birth to her child and not one signle mention of who Vivid calls the “star” of the video on TMZ.  Apparently she’s not as much of a star as some people seem to think.

Some things are more obvious than others when it comes to lying. I mean by now we all heard that smiling Bob isn’t going to make your dick any harder or any bigger and he faces 20 years in the big house for lying about it. I mean he had a nice run with his male enhancement product but in the end it didn’t enhance shit and well, I think most of us knew it. But sometimes those lies we all read about or see on TV aren’t so obvious or so harmless.

I was watching TV a few months ago when I came across an ad for a product about cutting your dog’s nails. The commercial made the product sound like the answer to my every pet related need and as such I bought the item in question only to find when it finally arrived some 6 weeks later that it was total and complete shit.  It wasn’t that they lied, they just led me to believe something that wasn’t exactly true.  It was deceptive, perhaps - but it wasn’t a flat out lie.

Sort of like saying a man is a disabled vet.   When one says a man is a “disabled veteran” it leads one to believe that he was injured at war.  You know like defending our country or some shit like that.  I mean there is honor in that and that is why that phrase holds special meaning.  However when one finds out that this person was at one time a Marine or may or may not have ever so much as seen any real shit, or ever even left the country for that matter, let alone gotten a single injury while in the service, but in fact was TEMPORARILY disabled by a slip and fall type injury while at work and hasn’t exactly been in the military in years would be yet another example of deceptive practices.




Sure the guy technically is a vet, I mean at one time he was in the Marines but for all we know he could have been dishonorably discharged. And sure the guy was temporarily disabled by obtaining an injury while on the job but he’s not a DISABLED VETERAN in the sense that we have come to attach special and honorable meaning to that phrase.  So implying otherwise would again be unethical.  In fact, some might even say fraudulent.  It’s ironic that while accusing someone of fraud, one would commit fraud themselves.

I’m not pointing any fingers here or even talking about anyone specific, just giving examples of lies, deceptions and well … I’m really getting off topic here. I think you get the point with this one. So let us move on.

So now let’s say you are a porn star. You are in fact a pretty popular porn star. You pay some guy or some company to create you a new website. The first thing I noticed was how much her new website looked like another website, that of porn star Nikki Benz. You can visit the two sites and compare the two for yourselves. Both use identical color schemes, both use the same blue and white swirls. It’s amazing how similar the two sites are.  I don’t know about you but I would be pissed off if I paid some guy to create me a website and launch it only to find it looks almost exactly like another porn star’s website.  Since Nikki Benz has had her website around awhile now we know that hers was the original.

Shyla Stylez’s Website or

Nikki Benz’s Website

Now here is where the shit just gets down right funny, well maybe not as funny as fraudulent but still you get the point.  Shyla Stylez apparently signed a deal with a company called Adult Star Products to manager her website and get traffic through their affiliate program.  It’s not uncommon for a porn star to do something like this.  In theory it makes it easier to handle your website because they are already setup to manager multiple websites like your own so in theory that just makes things easier.   So this is what caught my eye.

Wait? WHAT?  Shyla Stylez is the #1 searched porn star online?  Oh really?  Where did they get this tid bit of information?  I mean who the fuck would have the balls to actually say that out loud let alone post it as official or true?  Without even looking I can tell you a few names that are searched for more than Shyla Stylez and that includes Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze.  So then I actually put in a little effort and found that quite a few others also come up in search engines more than Shyla Stylez, such as Eva Angelina, Jesse Jane, Gianna Michaels and Amy Reid.

Even more insane is that the person who created her site put this little “fact” across every single page of her website. Let’s just forget the fact that it’s not even remotely true and put it up there anyway because it sounds good?  Is this the logic they were going with because it’s the best I can fucking figure out!

As I was laughing about this bullshit with a friend of mine, who has this horrible tendency to try and see the good in people, despite the obvious, pointed out that maybe these searches the Shyla Stylez people referred to was at a site like FreeOnes.  And you know come to think of it, I did seem to recall Shyla Stylez being pretty popular at FreeOnes so ya maybe that’s it.  But turns out that couldn’t be the case since well 5 isn’t 1 and that’s her spot when I checked.  So who the fuck knows what they were thinking.  Guess it’s just yet another example of stretching the truth.  It seems there is a lot of that going on lately.

I was doing some digging on my own on this Kayden Kross story and here is what I was able to find. The case against Kayden Kross was filed on August 6, 2008, although it seems she was only recently arrested for it. Which apparently is why the story is just now breaking.  She is in jail and this is considered a very serious matter.  What makes it even more serious is the overall state of the economy and the mortgage crisis.  The government has just bailed out two major lenders and from what I am hearing, courts are taking any cases of real estate fraud with more severity than they ever have before.  Throw in the fact that the victims in this matter is a disabled vertern during a time of war and well, as you can imagine things are not looking good for this former Vivid girl and current Adam and Eve contract girl.

I think what bothers me the most in this whole ordeal is her lame ass excuse. “I WAS YOUNG STUPID” isn’t cutting it for me. Anyone past 10 years old can’t claim they didn’t know that stealing was wrong. Fraud is fraud and fraud against a man and women with four children that was already in a fucked up situation is even worse.  This bitch knew right from wrong.   This is no grey line here or I was young and didn’t know that stealing their money was bad.    Any respect I gained for Kayden Kross from her postings I have lost now with this bullshit.

OWN UP TO WHAT YOU DID AND FUCKING DO RIGHT BY THESE PEOPLE! not because you have to but because it’s the right thing to fucking do.

Apparently she was originally charged with three counts of something however the #2 count seems to have been dropped. As of now she has just the two charges remaining.  The first is listed as a Criminal felony charge - PC 487(A) (this is grand theft). The second is also a criminal felony charge - CCC1695.3. This is the charge relating to real estate fraud. This charge stems from the Home Equity Sales Contract Act Section 1695. Specifically the part where “by a deed from a trustee acting under the power of sale contained in a deed of trust or mortgage at a foreclosure sale conducted”.

In addition to Kayden Kross, another man by the name of William Henley was also charged on the same date.  He has two charges pending. The first was the same as Kayden’s which was the criminal felony, grand theft - PC 487(A).

The second charge for Mr. Henley was the criminal felony charge of CCC2945.4(D) . This is a law that is meant t0 safeguard against deceit. In short it is meant to protect the homeowners in foreclosures that are subject to unfair dealings by “foreclosure consultants“.

Both Kayden Kross and William Henley are scheduled to be arraigned in this matter on October 14th at 10:30 am at the downtown Sacramento courthouse.

Although it may not be the same person, but there was a William Scott Henley court case or two with a William Scott Henley also out of Sacramento (same name and location as the defendant in the Kayden Kross case) involved in a company called Liquidation Properties, Inc. One of them shows 11 causes of action again him … 1st for Breach of Contract; the 2nd for Intentional Misrepresentation of Fact/Fraud; the 3rd for Negligent Misrepresentation of Fact; the 4th for Violation of the Federal Truth in Lending Act; the 5th for Predatory Lending in Violation of Financial Code §4970 et seq.; the 6th for Unfair Business Practices in Violation of Cal. Bus. and Prof. Code §17200, the 7th for Fraudulent, Deceptive, and Unfair Dealing by Home Equity Purchasers in Violation of Cal. Civil Code §1695 et seq.; the 8th for Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress; the 9th for Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress; the 10th for Declaratory Relief; and the 11th for Accounting.

This case may be the same as the one Kayden Kross went down for or another one all together.   Either way you can read the full legal filing here.

Interestingly enough Twistys just released a new photo set of Kayden Kross that is pretty fucking hot.  Click here to see it.

Does “I was young and stupid” really count as a good legal defense? Well apparently we are about to find out as that is the story that the lovely miss Kayden Kross is giving as her excuse for defrauding a disabled vet, his wife and four children out of their home.  Kayden Kross is a former Vivid girl who went on to sign with Adam and Eve.  Kayden Kross was in the news a lot it seems lately with her appearnce on the Opie and Anthony radio show, to being punched in the face, to getting arrested in the airport for stealing her own dog from her ex boyfriend, to being a celebrity blogger for Mike South.

Porn Star Kayden Kross in jail for mortgage fraud and grand theft!

AVN reportst that  Kayden Kross Charged in Mortgage Scam.   This is such a great story.  I couldn’t make up shit this good.

Kayden Kross Charged In Mortgage Scam

Starlet is scheduled for arraignment Oct. 14 in Sacramento




SACRAMENTO - Adult star Kayden Kross has been accused of violations of California’s Penal Code, reportedly involving investments she made in foreclosed homes. The charges include grand theft (Sec. 487(a) of the Penal Code) and violations of the Civil Code involving contracts for purchases of home equity (Sec. 1695.3).




While the exact nature of the charges in the criminal complaint are not yet known, knowledgeable sources have told AVN that the charges involve Kross and other defendants having purchased at least two homes that were in foreclosure but still occupied, in an arrangement where Kross would assume ownership and collect rent on the properties until the occupants were in a position to buy back the properties. However, none of that information is currently verified.




“We’re really at the initial stages of the case, so a lot of the details are unknown,” said Kross’s attorney Jon-Paul Valcarenghi of the Sacramento firm of Rothschild Wishek & Sands. “What I can tell you is that Miss Kross was 20 years old and financially inexperienced when she became the victim of two mortgage professionals that she naively trusted. At least one other young woman was similarly victimized, and we intend to investigate these allegations and vigorously defend Miss Kross.”




When asked to define the term “mortgage professionals” and to describe what form the victimization took, Valcarenghi said he was unable to be more forthcoming.




“Here’s why,” he said. “Only because of my limit on my ability to comment because of professional rules, but also because Miss Kross has not been arraigned in court. There has not even been a court appearance yet. I have not even seen the charging document from the court file, so I’m sorry that I can’t provide more details.”




Kross is scheduled to be arraigned in California District Court in Sacramento on Oct. 14, and it is expected that she will move at that time to sever her case from those of other defendants similarly charged in the complaint.




Kross, 23, is an exclusive contract performer for Adam & Eve Pictures. As more details become available, they will be reported here.

Adult FYI has additional coverage of the Kayden Kross story and it seems they spoke to the ex boyfriend who apparently was with her at this time.

Final: “Young and Pretty” Kayden Kross’ Ex Dishes the Dirt; Grand Theft Realto

I spoke Wednesday afternoon to Kayden Kross’ ex. I will refer to him as OBF- old boy friend.

OBF gave me some dirt on what’s going on with Kross, Adam & Eve’s contract girl who’s been indicted by the Feds. OBF has also been approached by federal investigators in the real estate fraud case centered in Gold River, California in which Kross is apparently facing four criminal charges. Gold River is a suburb of Sacramento. There are several properties involved in this case.

“I was also contacted by the private investigators for the bank,” says OBF.

OBF and Kross were together from the time she was 18 until she was 21. They basically split when she got into porn, he tells me.

“Same old story,” he says.

They had met in a strip club three years earlier. I have to laugh.

“I know- as ten years her senior I should have known better,” OBF concedes. He was three years out of the army at the time. I asked OBF if he had the rank of Captain Save-a-Ho while in the Armed Forces.

“At the time we met and began dating it was somewhat of a casual relationship,” he says. “Then four or five months into it we moved in together. We moved into my residence.”

At the time they met at the strip club, OBF bought a couple of lap dances.

“She gave me her number,” recalls OBF. “I called her. We went out on a date and pretty much that first date we began seeing one another every day.”

OBF says he’s always had an entrepreneur’s streak. He began his own company which became quite successful in a very short time. He deals with hedge funds and private trusts.

“I facilitate the purchase and acquisitions of various private equity investments,” he goes on to say. “So this market right now is great for me.”

According to OBF one of the charges for which Kross gets arraigned on in October is grand theft.

“The others are for real estate fraud,” OBF clarifies. “I imagine there’s going to be a bank fraud and tax fraud as well.”

OBF said he was witness to a lot of this.

“I told her at the time there were going to be ramifications for you doing this. They’re not just going to let you walk because you’re blond and you’re young. Her attitude was they will because I’m young, blond and pretty.”

I mention to OBF that Kross’ comments to Scott Fayner, who broke the story, www.scottfayner.com suggest that she was a naïf and a tool of darker forces.

“If she was a tool of darker forces why did she receive all the money?” wonders OBF. OBF surmises that Kross made between $75,000 to $105,000 on this deal.

“The way this was established is that it was a foreclosure bailout for a family,” OBF explains.

“She engaged in a year long contract with the option to extend it depending on market prices. The contract was established so that there was upfront money combined with money that was going to be held to make up the difference between a mortgage payment and the rent that the family was paying in the lease option.”

“She allowed the family to make one rent payment then decided she no longer wanted to participate in the contract and without sending notice of cancellation or giving the family the option to attempt to repurchase the property, she sold off the titles to a third party for $10,000 apiece. Basically she kept the family’s money and both their rent and their equity-the money she was able to access out of the front end of the deal was exclusively from the equity of the house.”

I asked OBF if there were other people involved in this scheme of things.

“At the point that she sold off the titles she was involved with a third party that facilitated the purchase of the titles, OBF replies. “They went ahead and leveraged out the titles to 125 percent on top of the 125 percent that was previously leveraged out. Then you had a property that’s been encumbered to 250% of its value. It’s speculated that she received a kickback on that as well.”

According to OBF, Kross was 21 when she was doing all this sophisticated handiwork. Doesn’t sound like someone who was young, innocent and naïve.

“The assertion that she is highly intelligent is definitely right on,” says OBF who mentions a fraud charge Kross also incurred as a minor. OBF says Kross’ father told him about it because he was the one allegedly defrauded.

“She was living with her father who had been estranged from her father.”

OBF isn’t exactly sure on the details but knows it involved either checks or credit cards belonging to her stepmother on which Kross allegedly ran up some bills. Supposedly Kross told OBF all about it after which her father also confirmed the story to him.

“But that fraud case was consequently expunged,” adds OBF who describes Kross as “manipulative” and “calculating”.

OBF says Kross’ mother went nuts when she found out that Kayden was getting into porn.

“She contacted me on a nightly basis in tears. She wanted her to get her head back on straight,” says OBF.

Kross in the year 2005 was approached by Matrix Models to do solo girl magazine layouts. OBF who had dated similar girls in similar situations knew what the program was, that sooner or later he and Kross would have a confrontation about her future plans.

“I knew what the program was- it’s a desensitization process,” says OBF. “I knew what was going to happen.”

OBF and Kross had issues when she signed her Hustler contract. They
broke up for a period of three months then ended up reconciling.

“But she reneged on that contract,” says OBF.

His understanding was that she was going to drop porn and go to school and finish her education.

According to OBF, Hustler had paid Kross $2500 to that point but she reimbursed them the money. However Kross never got out of modeling.

“And it re-escalated into hey I’m doing porn,” says OBF.

OBF says his concerns are for the family that lost its ass as well as their house.

“You have a man who was disabled in Vietnam with a back injury,” points out OBF.

The family filed the complaint which began the investigation into Kross’ activities.

When the family became aware of what happened, the mortgage broker, William Scott Henley, according to OBF, stepped in and tried to help.

“He’s been absolutely vital in assisting the family,” states OBF.

“So much to the point that when they did lose their house, he put them up in one of his own properties. He subsequently ended up losing that. He put them up for better than a year without any rent, paying all of their utility bills and transporting the man back and forth to his doctor appointments when necessary. Even at some point he brought them food as the wife was working two past time jobs. They were supporting four kids.”

“Now the Sacramento DA is pressing charges against him as a third party even though he had nothing to do with a breach of contract.”

I decided to take a much needed little trip to visit a friend of mine in Texas.  I was going to go to see a friend in Florida but since they had a hurricane headed their way I figured I would go see a friend of mine in Texas instead.  Sure the fuck as I get here they are about to be hit with a god damn hurricane. The same god damn hurricane that should have been hitting Florida right about now but instead decided Texas needed more attention and not only Texas but the fucking city I’m visiting!  That’s just my fucking luck.

The Chuck Berry Sex Video is real?!

While I’m here I decided to help her husband get the shit around here ready while she got some work done.  The work I do speak of mind you is a press release about Chuck Berry.  CHUCK FUCKING BERRY HAS A SEX TAPE? WHAT THE FUCK?  I mean Jimi Hendrix, Paris Hilton and Mini Me as bad enough but now Chuck Berry too?

Luckily it wasn’t made recently because that fuck is like over 80 by now.  I guess it was years ago when he was still young and virile and could get some sweet, young pussy.  No, this isn’t the video of him with the teenager girl that landed his ass in prison.   From what I hear this movie makes R. Kelly look like a pussy in terms of pissing on girls.

I had a friend who actually seen the movie and he says it’s more of a review of Chuck Berry’s life.  There is some naked chick and in the last scene there is some sex going on but it’s less sex like you would think between two normal people and more like a weird 1970s yoga kind of thing.   To be exact he said “it’s quite strange indeed”.

He went on to talk about how it was like going down a highway and seeing a wreck on the side of the road.  You know you should just move along and do your best not to look which could cause you to slow down and hold up traffic even more but fuck if you can’t help but look.  That’s kind of what watching this Chuck Berry movie is like.

Here is the full press release.

Content Bandit to License Chuck Berry Sex Video For The Web

You may have heard about it on the news or in the gossip rags years ago but now webmasters can offer it to their members because Content Bandit is set to license the digital distribution of the Chuck Berry sex video, Johnny B. Bad.  “Open Your Mouth, Baby! Here It Cums!“  says Rock legend Chuck Berry in this up close, behind the scenes documentary of Chuck Berry and his wild antics! Included in this DVD is newly discovered rare, unseen, and outrageous footage of Chuck!

Chuck Berry’s signature move was the now infamous “duck walk” — in which he plays the guitar while squatting and hopping on one foot.  Many know Chuck was not only a musical innovator but also a pioneer in celebrity scandal, beating out Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson in the sex tape debacle but decades.

Perhaps it was Chuck Berry that R. Kelly took his cue from. In this Chuck Berry video, he urinates all over a young girl in the bathtub. He also farts on her, saying “Oh hell yeah you are gonna smell that fart!“  Another highlight over this rare and unique footage is at the end when the young girl is begging Chuck Berry to kiss her and he responds by pushing her back and in turns says “Hell no! You smell of fucking piss!“

(two image I found on the web about it)

Kelli from Content Bandit said “Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Jimi Hendrix …. and now Chuck Berry too?  I guess it’s true what they say, who doesn’t have a sex tape?  Actually Chuck Berry would be the first and boy what a first it is.  Chuck is known for his wild life, but this video goes beyond that with how raunchy it is. Who knew one of the greatest musicians of all time would be so wild and crazy in his personal life?”

Chuck Berry is a rock legend.  John Lennon once said of Chuck Berry, “If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it ‘Chuck Berry’.”  His long and accomplished life and career however are nothing compared to the footage you will see on this video.  It’s something you wouldn’t expect from a music icon of days gone by.  Adding this video will be a unique addition to any website.

Webmasters can contact Kelli directly for more information on how they can license the Chuck Berry documentary, Johnny B. Bad for their membership website via email at kelli ** AT ** ContentBandit ** DOT ** com, AIM : ContentBandit or visit the website at www.ContentBandit.com.

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard the Janine story and all the trouble she’s in and no doubt the speculation that the trouble that Janine is in with the IRS is in large part to her now ex husband, Jesse James who left Janine when she was 7 months pregnant to marry Sandra Bullock.  But here’s a whole new twist on the story.  TMZ is reporting that Jesse James is being sued for not paying what he owes, to the tune of $327,533!

Apparently Sandra Bullock’s “Speed” residuals may have run dry, because her hubby is having trouble paying his bills.  Mr. Sandra Bullock is being sued by his former lawyer for $327,533 in unpaid fees. Jesse is the owner of West Coast Choppers — which has a huge celeb clientele — so he shouldn’t be hurting for dough.
Calls to James were not returned.

It was just last July that TMZ reported on another Jesse James lawsuit, where Jesse James was being sued by someone else for for breach of contract and fraud and asking for the $422,680.  That case still seems to be pending.

A guy from Omaha claims Jesse James just doesn’t deliver.  According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. Superior Court, in 2005 Michael Jones commissioned James’ West Coast Choppers to build him a 1949 Cadillac Sedanette for somewhere between $250,000 and $350,000. But, according to Jones, after shelling out $270,000 in payment over two years, the car wasn’t completed and James told him the car would now cost between $600-700k!  Jones is suing for breach of contract and fraud and asking for the $422,680 he eventually sunk into the car as well as interest, damages and court costs.   BTW — Jones still doesn’t have the car. A rep for James could not be reached for comment.

Karma has got to be a bitch with all these problems that boy is having.  DAMN!  And if all those lawsuits weren’t enough on April 18, 2008, while Sandra Bullock was in Massachusetts shooting the film The Proposal, she and her husband Jesse James were in an SUV that was hit head on by a drunken driver. There were no injuries.

Janine however seems to be doing better and has returned to work at least temporarliy making at least three movies for Vivid to pay off her tax debt.  It is unclear at this time what the new Janine movies will be about or who she is working with in them however we should be finding out soon enough.

The lesson here seems to be don’t be a douche and leave your wife who is 7 months pregnant with your child and then later try to get revenge on her by turning her into the IRS!  Fuck bag!

And by she I mean Janine or at least what is left of her. The very complicated Janine story started some many years ago. But the long and short of it is

Janine is Back!

According to a Vivid insider, JANINE IS BACK AND ALREADY HAS THREE MOVIES “IN THE CAN”.

Taken directly from from Just Janine :  Around July 25, 2007 Janine logged into her MySpace page and said “screw all of this … I’m leaving for good” and with that she was officially retired from the adult industry from what she says “for good”. She said goodbye to her friends at Vivid, which at the time was her contract company, she took down and then totally deleted her Myspace page shortly after, disassociated herself with her official website , which by this time is being run by the people who run Club Jenna and has yet to be heard from again … at least by those from within the industry. So wherever Janine may be, we truly wish her the best of luck and all the happiness in the world. If anyone deserves it,  Janine does.

On July 17, 2008 it was revealed that Janine Lindemulder had been arrested under her married name, Janine Marie James for failing to pay almost $80,000 in income taxes. In court documents the IRS claims that in 2004 Janine had taxable income of $350,101 and owed $79,136 of that in taxes.   The IRS filed the documents to charge Janine on June 18th in the U.S. District Court in Eugene, Oregon, which is where Janine was living at the time. She has since moved to Huntington Beach, California. Janine was arrested and released without bail on Monday July 14, 2008 after entering a plea of not guilty. They scheduled her for trial on September 16th before a magistrate judge.  Rumors abound it appears this case has very little to do with Janine and everything to do with her now ex husband Jesse James (of Monster Garage fame). Rumors have it that their now infamous, ugly divorce (remember he ditched his 7 moth pregnant wife Janine for the famous actress Sandra Bullock. Yes, the chick who was in Crash, Miss Congeniality and Hope Floats. Forbes magazine also happened to name her as one of the 20 richest women in entertainment. Anyway, as the rumor goes the divorce was getting nasty and reach an all time new low with sources report Jesse James reported her to the IRS for not paying all her taxes and then offered up some sort of “proof” but those same sources say that the proof wasn’t all that great but they were happy to take it from the famous couple (yes that’s right COUPLE meaning Sandra Bullok must have went with him to the IRS offices). There is no way to confirm if any of these rumors are true or just a flat out fabrication but in the end they do make for juicy gossip and I guess that is what the Internet is best for.


Then as many expected Janine returned to work as a porn star.   Here is what a Vivid insider had to say about Janine’s recent work. 

She is coming back, she has 3 Vivid releases in the can. The first one will shock everyone, as it pertains to whom she is having sex with in the new movie.  they won’t let me say what it is.  But they have 3 in the can, each one is more out there than the one before.   Trust me, you heard it here first, it will be a doosie.

Sasha Grey who recently starred in the Paul Thomas remake of Deep Throat had this to say about the secret Janine three on august 16, 2008  …  “I know who he’s talking about - and I am DYING to see it “

Photo Source : AVN

But now here is where the story gets a little complicated.  Janine isn’t the Janine we known and loved from many years ago.  She has a VERY different look.  Here are some images of her new body art.  It’s quite shocking to say the least and especially consider her body is how she makes her living so what the fuck was she thinking?

So what do some of the fans out there as well as some industry insiders, say about Janine’s new body art?

conquistador says : Wow, what an original tattoo! Did she come up with the idea for an Asian style dragon herself? I hope so, nobody but her has a tattoo which looks the slightest bit similar. Oh wait, never mind that tattoo is totally unoriginal and generic in every way. Fail.

cubesnake says : Daaaammmmn, i guess there won´t be much left to tatoo next

XXXFromTexas says : I love Janine’s new tat. Hopefully we can see them all if she decides to do more movies. I really hope she continues to get more tattoos, they really do look fantastic on her! She looks awesome with and without. Another one on her chest would be so cool!!!! Is Janine the Pornstar with the most tats?

Dana DeArmond says : janine is hot.

Tricia Devereaux says : I like Janine’s new tattoo, although I think I’d like it a lot more if the heart one on her shoulder blade wasn’t drawing my eye away from it.

the unknown pervert says : On the plus side, thirty years from now no one will be able to notice the varicose veins amongst all the ink.

Ramsey says : My personal opinion is I don’t like seeing girls ruining their body with too much ink, I mean it’s a body not a paint book!

Milwaukee_Porn_Addict says : Janine USED to be a beautiful woman. Not so much now.

floydvic says :She used to be a pretty woman but not anymore. Yuck!

Dean Wormer says :  Janine is now very close to looking like a komodo dragon or some other such reptile. Very scaly looking.

Bornyo says : If you look up “Capt. Save-a-hoe” in the dictionary it will have your picture subtitled “Howard Levine”. I think that’s funny.

BritneyStares says : Janine DESTROYED her body and her looks with that horrible tattoo crap. She’s indeed OUT of the business (no wait, she’s back in!) no she’s out - she’s like the Brett Favor of porn. Brett now quartberacky with the New York hets - no wait he retired.

Playboy is reporting than some lucky bastard will get to be a part of a special promo Playboy photo shoot.

Playboy says : Considering how beautiful our Playmates are, seeing them pose for Playboy once is simply not enough. So, at the request of our readers, we’ve spent the past three years bringing our most popular Centerfolds back into the studio for all-new photos and video. Now updated weekly, the Playmate Xtra photo gallery offers our Cyber Club Members a fresh look at some of Playboy’s most legendary beauties. Now you can be a part of our next Playmate Xtra photo shoot — just think of it as a little something “Xtra” for you, the Playboy fans.  Enter for a chance to win extra quality time with an extra special Playmate.  This special event is sponsored by Miller High Life.

One lucky winner will attend an upcoming Playmate photo shoot in our Chicago studios, including dinner with our featured Playmate and tour of the Playboy photo library.

Chasey Lain vs Donny Long is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. The Donny Long vs Chasey Lain fight brings HE SAID SHE SAID to a whole new level.   Even more notable is that this fight with Chasey Lain has brought Donny Long more press than he’s probably ever gotten his entire career.

The Porn Whore versus The Dumb Ass

But let me start at the beginning so that you fully understand the story.  First there is Chasey Lain who has been in the business for quite awhile now.  Her first movie was in 1991 and during the last 17 years she’s performed in about 100 movies, directed a handful and even has some writing credit to her name and in 2003 Chasey Lain was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.  Throw in the television shows, mainstream movies and the rock videos she’s appeared in and well you have someone that you might call a seasoned pro on your hands.

Recently however Chasey Lain hasn’t quite been as active as she was in her early days and there have been unconfirmed rumors of her having some problems with drugs.  Whatever the truth may be, we know that by all accounts Chasey Lain did not age gracefully, but that being said it doesn’t make her a “crack whore”.  Here is an image of Chasey Lain from a movie she just did (released in 2008).  You can decide for yourself what you think.  Honestly I think they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so much I couldn’t even tell it was her if it were not for her tits.

Then there is Donny Long.  He started out in the business in 2005 with his performance in the movies Mexicunts 3 and Chica Boom 36.  In late 2007 he decided to start a content production company.  This basically means he shoots photosets and video clips for adult websites.  In his press release for AVN promoting his new company he claims to have been in 500 titles.  Yet IMBD could only come up with 81 titles throughout the entire span of his career and keep in mind some of those may very well be compilation titles.

Long, a performer with a résumé of over 500 titles, now appears exclusively in the scenes he produces, and is catering mainly to internet affiliate-based clients.

The biggest project he seems to have been involved in is a scene in the recently released Vivid feature My Big Fake Wedding with Brea Lynn.  He performed in this scene with Carmel Moore, Jack Venice and Jada Fire.  And this performance is only notable not because of the budget of the flick but because he performed in a scene with Jack Venice who you might have heard recently is dating the newest Vivid girl Hanna Hilton and is up on rape charges.  He’s being accused of breaking into some college girl’s place and raping her.  Which seems odd since he’s a porn star and gets Grade A prime pussy all day long but hey whatever.  I’m not a lawyer so what the fuck do I know?  Back to Donny The Douche Bag Long … his blog brags about their new big project which is midgets. Yes, midgets.

So here we have a guy who’s been in the business about two years, hasn’t really been in any big budget productions, doesn’t really have any writing or directing titles to his credit who started his own company to make his own scenes and take his own photos to sell to others that in the press, fudges a bit on the truth and where was I going with this?  I’m so bored with this douche I fucking forget already.

It seems this isn’t the first time Donny Long has had problems.  There is a cute little up and commer named Roxy Deville.  She isn’t BIG in the industry just yet but her fame is growing.

According to a story I read over at AdultFYI, Donny Long had it out with her as well when she chose not to work with him because of his bad reputation and he tried to get around booking her through her agent to screw him out of money due and probably try to get her for cheaper.  Donny Long’s response?

ok be a stupid tranny lover whore go fuck yoursself you sick fuck. I just saw that your a tranny fucker lover now i get it. you a c3x both can go to hell.

But this story isn’t the only one. There is a story like THIS one which goes on about how he’s a homo and how nobody wants to work with him and how he’s a liability to the industry, blah blah.  I think Donny Long’s reputation speaks for itself.

Now for the Chasey Lain vs Donny Long fight

So one day Donny Long’s new company decides to hire Chasey Lain for two scenes.  According to Donny Long’s blog, one of the scenes was for boy/girl sex and the other was for a gagging blow job.  She was late and this was wrong of her.  But she wasn’t just a little late, she was insanely late.  She was due on the set at 9 am.  She didn’t show.  However at 8 pm that night, some 11 hours later she showed up.  By anyone’s standards being 11 hours late is beyond unacceptable.

So for some reason they spend 3 1/2 hours in makeup.  Donny Long claims it is because Chasey Lain won’t shut up but even then, how fucking hard is it to put on makeup?  Seriously, wtf is wrong with his makeup artist?  Oh I see, he said that he’s paying her double time for this job so that bitch is no doubt milking it for all the overtime she can get.

When we see the video footage of this 3 1/2 hour makeup session we find that where Donny The Douche Bag Long says Chasey Lain won’t shut up is the part where she is standing up for her rights.  To make a long story short, Chasey Lain has some concerns about her contractual agreements.  She stated that she was hired for two scenes and he insists she do hardcore stills in addition to her scenes and she says they can just screen capture them from the video footage.  He argues with her about this and she says that she’ll agree to it but only if they write in on the contract that he won’t be using these for other things.  Basically Chasey Lain has been around the block long enough to know that once a scumbag like Donny Long gets his hands on some photos of her, he will sell and resell them every chance he gets and she’s not interested in that kind of deal.  Chasey Lain, like many stars like to have more control over their image. If you want to learn more about this concept you can click here to read a great article on it from porn star Kayden Kross over at Xbiz.

Next Chasey Lain goes to find something to wear for the photoshoot.  What she selects something in black, Donny Long doesn’t like so she has to change.  She spends some time trying to find something while Donny Long continually yells NO NOT THAT, PUT THIS OR THAT ON.  This goes on for about an hour.  No doubt by now any female talent would be flustered and frustrated.

She pulls herself together and begins to position herself on the couch for the first set of still shots.  With her 17 years of experience in doing this I’m pretty sure the bitch knows how to do her job but Donny Long continues to berate her.  She tries to explain that something with this position doesn’t feel right and he insults her some more.  She sucks it up and gets through to the next part where she standing in the same dress, in what appears to be 6 or maybe 8 inch spiked high heels, with one leg on the ground and the other one up, exposing her leg.  it is while attempting this balancing act, she stumbles then gets back up and goes right back to her poses.  What does Donny The Douche Bag Long do? Why he yells at her of course for not standing still. Saying that all this moving around is ruining his shots.

This kind of bullshit goes on for the duration of the movie while Donny Long continues to tell the camera what a crack whore, dumb bitch  Chasey Lain is.  This of course is coming from the mouth of a man who records his “talent” going to the bathroom.  In this paticular case Chasey Lain is on her period and tells the camera to please leave her alone while she changes her tampon that she is having an unusually heavy flow.  Does Donny The Douche Bag Long give her privacy to take a piss?  Of course not.

The video footage ends by Donny Long chasing her out of his crack whore looking wharehouse which I can only image him and his heroin junkies hang out, to film Chasey Lain get into a car with tinted windows.  He confirms on the video that he can’t see into the car but them tells the cameras that she is in her car (that remember he can’t see into because it’s night and the car has dark tinted windows) that she is in her car smoking a crack pipe.

I’m going to have to go with Chasey Lain on this one.

Well my friends it seems that Mike South (as shown in the photo below in case some of you fine folks at home where actually wondering what Mike South looked like) couldn’t let sleeping dogs lie and well that’s kind of good I guess because it makes for great gossip and after all, that is what this site is about.

So it seems that after I posted my original story about Mike South calling Jesse Jane and Bree Olson frauds and made a few jabs at other talented young beauties for their lack of brains by saying things like

let’s be honest here if these pornchicks could write they wouldn’t be porn chicks

He decided to add to the story by speaking up again. Only this time he decides to dig himself in a little deeper.  In summary he states that he doesn’t really feel it was a big deal that he said what he did and he isn’t sure why people are making a big deal of it because what he revealed wasn’t a national secret or anything, everybody knows they are fakers, so that is our problem.  To be exact he said ….

Mike South blogs : Good lord y’all. You’d think I was selling some kind of national security secret to Muslims or something…I mean do ya’ll really think that the world doesn’t know they don’t write these columns? And where exactly do I call them frauds? I simply said I’d bet my last dime they didn’t write a word of it…and really…who cares?

Well apparently a lot of people care because it was the single story that caused the most people to write me. It seems that Mr. Mike South used to be on quite good terms with the lovely Jesse Jane.  Then rumor has it one day that all changed and he started calling her “fucked up” and another rumor has it that Jesse Jane’s man almost kicked Mike South’s ass for it but he ran little a little boy.  Who knows if there is any truth to these rumors but they are damn sure funny.  SO KEEP THEM COMING!!!  If nothing else they make for a great read.  Us “lesser” bloggers have to have something to do in our off time, you know?

Back to his “Who really cares” comments, I can’t help but wonder why he cares to go out of his way to keep talking trash about Jesse Jane.  Why does he care?   Is he secret in love with Jesse Jane or some shit like that?   Is the real story that she shot his ass down when he made the moves on her so now he’s obsessed with trying to discredit anything she does besides sucking cock?  It seems the official word from the Jesse Jane camp is a big fat

LOL

They don’t seem to think Mike South is even significant enough to even bother with a real response but I will say this, I think it’s a shame that Mike South is spending so much time talking trash about Jesse Jane and trying to tell her fans not to support the work she does because it’s not really her doing it.   It’s kind of a dick move.  I mean what is the real motivation behind his actions?

For those who don’t know the image below is of Jesse Jane.  I don’t know how anyone can not know what Jesse Jane looks like but well, now you do.