Jenna Jameson is not worth $30 million

While the world is going on about how much weight Jenna Jameson has gained, after seeing her on Celebrity Big Brother UK, I’m confused by something else. I could care less what she weighs. What I want to know is how the world still thinks she is a multi-millionaire. Trust me, she’s not.

Here is a comment I’ve heard many times over, or see on various news sites talking about Jenna Jameson … “I still can’t believe she cams on MFC when she’s worth $30m!”

Could it be more fucking obvious? If some chick is worth $30 million bucks you think she’s going to show you her tits and ass for $100? Of fucking course not.

Jenna Jameson is not worth $30 million. She probably isn’t worth $150,000 at this point.

I’m not being a dick here. I’m just being honest. What money she might have had for selling her company was split with her now ex-husband Jay Grdina and then she spent the rest over the last 10 or 15 years, including a mountain of legal bills, clothes, cars, trips, having two kids, etc.

She wrote a book and that didn’t go well, so there was no extra money from that.

Those few companies who will book her at her going rate of between $5,000 and $25,000 per appearance are now extremely far and few between.

The only thing she really did have to her name was a house she bought with her last husband and apparently she lost that in the divorce as well and is currently in the middle of a lawsuit regarding that piece of property.

So why people think she still has all this money and would be willing to shake her thing for pennies on MFC is beyond me but no, you can bet your ass she doesn’t have much to her name anymore. Which is why in fact she was on MyFreeCams in the first place.

And yet another Jenna Jameson lawsuit

TMZ.com reports:

Legendary porn star Jenna Jameson is accused of stiffing her former lawyers — and not in a good way.

In a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court., Jameson’s former divorce team — Hersh, Mannis, and Bogen L.L.P. — claims Jenna never forked over $72,312.36 for work dating back to 2006.

In the docs, the lawyers claim they were hired to rep Jenna in her nasty divorce from porn kingpin Jay Grdina — but after they obeyed her every command … Jenna left the lawyers high and dry when they demanded a check.

Jenna should know better than anyone … nobody gives it up for free.

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Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/21/lawyer-i-got-screwed-by-jenna-jameson/#ixzz0RxPrMnPt

Briana Banks is the new Jenna Jameson?

I was looking at a picture of Briana Banks from her movie Aftermath and I realized how much she really is like Jenna Jameson. Briana Banks first came into my radar with her movie, which oddly enough co-starred Jenna Jameson called Briana Loves Jenna. However at the time I didn’t notice how much they are really alike. But I want you to take a closer look. First we have a picture of Jenna Jameson from the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo which she showed up to give her infamous fuck you adult industry speech at the AVN Awards.

Now here is the picture of Briana Banks from her movie Aftermath. I think you should compare their legs. It’s fucking scary how skinny both of these bitches really are.

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Let’s compare what the two girls have in common. Both are blonde with large, enhanced breasts. Both have done mainstream projects. Jenna Jameson’s face is always in the news lately and Briana Banks used to be a model. I think I read once that she was on the cover of Teen Magazine once. Both have ex husbands from the industry that they’ve worked with extensively for years; Jenna Jameson with Jay Grdina and Briana Banks with Bobby Vitale.

Unlike Tera Patrick who works hard at being famous, neither Jenna Jameson or Briana Banks really put forth much effort on their own to PUSH being famous. They both had a few lucky breaks and work hard but they don’t shove their names down your throat every fucking two seconds like some people, trying to remind you that they are famous.

And most importantly, both Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks have legs that are to fucking skinny. In fact, one begins to wonder how the fuck either of them can even stand up on those little fucking toothpicks. I don’t normally like to comment on some chicks weight but jesus fucking christ, eat a fucking hamburger already. Seriously.

JENNA JAMESON FILES FOR DIVORCE

LOS ANGELES – Reuters – Porn queen Jenna Jameson filed court papers on Monday seeking legal separation from her husband of three years, fellow adult film star Jay Grdina, who headed the business venture she sold to Playboy Enterprises Inc. this summer.

The filing in Los Angeles County Superior Court, first reported by the celebrity Web site TMZ.com, comes months after Jameson, 31, whose real surname is Massoli, became romantically involved with mixed martial-arts champion Tito Ortiz.

Jameson and Grdina were married in June 2003 and have been estranged since July 1 of this year, according to the court filing, which cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.

A legal separation involves the division of finances and assets while the couple remains formally married. Jameson and Grdina, who performs under the name Justin Sterling, have no children together.

A spokeswoman for Jameson said she and Grdina have appeared together in porn films produced for Club Jenna Inc., a multimedia adult-entertainment business she founded and later sold to Playboy.

As part of that deal, announced in June of this year, she and Grdina, who served as president of Club Jenna, both signed personal service agreements with Playboy. Club Jenna’s assets included a film production business, a video library, a network of Web sites and a DVD retail distribution outlet.

A spokeswoman for Jameson and Ortiz, 31, said Ortiz will seek to reclaim his light-heavyweight ultimate fighting title in a championship bout set for December 30 in Las Vegas. She said the pair have been dating for several months.