All posts by Zara Ryan

Wanna be my fuck buddy?

Okay, can I just rant for a minute please? What is going on with the internet degrading our ability to hook up properly?

Am I the only person that believes a one night stand should start with someone buying me a drink and sneaking into the bathroom at the bar with me? Is that old fashioned?

If I want to  find a local fuck buddy, I want to risk the outrageously awkward chance of running into them in the grocery store. I’m not saying you ever have to talk again… If you’re careful, they’ll be so wonder struck they’ll forget to ask for your phone number. But at least look them in the eye before you bend them over!!! Y’all, please fuck responsibly.

Remember, every time you sleep with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever been with…and everybody’s got a Random. I don’t want you or anyone else to find themselves in a Charlie Sheen situation. Nobody wants that. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so wrap it before you tap it.

I know that not everyone can be as lucky as me: a sexy girl at home that lets me get all the hot, hard dick I want and I get paid for it to boo. By the way, she cooks. Oh yeah, my girlfriend is a goddess of orgasms and mouthgasms and still lets me get destroyed by a gorgeous brute when I need it. /end brag

But whatever situation you’re in, you need to be honest with yourself and what you need. If you want a serious relationship, that’s great. But if you want a random hookup, that’s great too. I’m just saying be honest about it.

The time is finally approaching where the world is normalizing the idea that it’s okay to want whatever we want. I truly believe that only in being 100% honest with our desires are we able to open the doors and meet the people that can make those dreams a reality.

You’d be amazed how good it feels to unburden yourself of the terrible weight social acceptance. To completely and totally, Not Give A Fuck. To make your happiness number fucking one. Own it.

Anyway, I guess the point of this kind of rambly thing is…as long as it’s consensual (Please look up the “consensual tea” video on youtube), do what turns you on. Do who turns you on. Be it your first love or a new lover every night. Have fun. Excite yourself.

Don’t let societal norms dictate how you live your life. Be who you want to be and if that means you want to whip out a sex toy, stick it up your ass and then hire a hooker to suck your cock at the same time, go for it!

Fuck, while your at it, throw in some great porn! Might I suggest my latest scene from Blowjob Demons? Just sayin’ if you can’t fap it to your favourite blogger, who can you fap it to?!

The point of my long rant is, you should feel free to live your life the way you want to. It doesn’t matter what I think, or your neighbour thinks or anyone else. If you want to have a 17 girl orgy, have a 17 girl orgy! And don’t let any asshole try to tell you that’s not okay.