Who Really is the Smartest Porn Star?

So I have to ask the question, what’s the big fucking deal? The Porn world is all abuzz with “AJ Bailey is the world’s smartest Pornstar“.   I thought, “wow, is she a fucking genius or something?” Wasn’t Asia Carrera a member of Mensa?  So wouldn’t she be the smartest porn star?   Then I saw that AJ Bailey only earned a Master’s degree in anthropology and museum studies.   I mean that’s impressive but how does that really make her so much smarter than all the other chicks with degrees in our business?  So I got to thinking, she can’t be the only porn star with a degree.   So I did my research and I found a shit load of stars with degrees.   Some even have duel degrees for fuck sakes, so why is all the buzz about AJ Bailey?  There are a lot of porn stars out there with half a brain.  She’s not the only fucking one.

Here is some of what I found, I got bored and lazy after the first few but I think with this list you more than get the point that AJ Bailey isn’t the only broad who has tits and brains:

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  • Joanna Angel – has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University.
  • Tera Patrick – BS in Biology and an AAS degree in nursing from Boise State University.
  • Victoria Zdrok – This Penthouse Pet of the Year, Playboy Playmate and star of her own line of lesbian movies, speaks something like 7 languages.  She graduated from high school at 16, went on to college to earn her Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology, as well as a law degree, oh yes she is a licened entertainment lawyer.  And if all of that wasn’t enough she is also a noted author and regular guest speaker on shows like MSNBC, CNN, and the likes.
  • Bobbi Starr – Holds a music degree from San Jose State University. She is currently a pre-med student, aiming to become a gynecologist.
  • TJ Hart – Graduated with a triple major in psychology, sociology and art, with a minor in early childhood education from the University of Colorado. She was also member of the 1988 US Olympic swim team.
  • Ron Jeremy – (former Teacher) Bachelor’s degree in education and theater and a master’s degree in special education from Queens College in New York.
  • Nina Hartley – Not only is she a Registered Nurse, she graduated magna cum laude from San Francisco State University’s nursing school.
  • Audrey Hollander – Graduated from Loyola University Chicago with a degree in Elementary Education.
  • Lexington Steele – Earned a double degree in History and African-American studies from Syracuse University
  • Mika Tan – Bachelor’s degree in Biochemistry and an Associates degree in Psychology.
  • Shy Love – A certified public accountant, having earned both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree in accounting.

Part Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman, Part Kobe Tai

You know between all the Madelyn Knight and Gene Simmons, we’ve had a lot of talk about hookers lately. So I thought what better time than now to sit down and actually have a talk with one. I would like to take a moment to introduce you all to a young lady by the name of Sasha Hollander of www.xxxsashahollander.com.


Just off the set of her newest movie (another installment of Afro Invasion from Candy Shop I think). Much to my surprise she’s very sweet and I had a very nice talk with her. She was sober, answered all my questions no matter how nosey or off the wall and overall I must say it was a truly enjoyable experience. For those of you who don’t know Sasha Hollander is, by trade a nude model and porn star. She’s rather new to the adult industry but says she’s done layouts for magazine’s such as Hustler and Penthouse and she’s appeared in quite a few movies including:


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To give you a little biographical background, Sasha Hollander was born on December 31st in Torrance, CA. Her ethnic heritage is Phillipino. Sasha Hollander began her career in the adult industry in November 2, 2007. Sasha Hollander tells me that she can remember the exact day. More than most people can say.

Measurements 34C
Height 5 feet, 1 inches
Weight 114 lbs

So when I asked Miss Hollander what made her decide to get into the business of being a porn star she began to tell me a story. One that was quite insightful and very analytical. It wasn’t quite the answer I was expecting from a girl who just finished giving three guys a blow job and having a dildo rammed up her crotch. She told me how she began researching the world’s most famous porn stars and then specifically the Asian stars. She came across names like Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera but knew they were no longer in the business. She also found names like Katsumi and Tera Patrick but for the most part realized that the big stars are mostly blonde bombshells and how there is really a open niche for the right asian girl. She wanted to be more than just another Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera though. Sasha Hollander has her sights on being the first Asian porn star to reach the heights of Jenna Jameson.


I started to point out the technically someone down the blood line Tera Patrick has some Asian heritage but then realized that the girl may just have a point, not many really consider Tera Patrick in the Asian niche anyway.


So as Sasha Hollander continues to explain her plan to be the Asian Jenna Jameson of the porn world, I began to wonder exactly how many “famous” Asian porn stars there really are right now. And just to be clear, by famous I don’t mean some chick who’s done a couple movies. By FAMOUS I mean like top 25 porn stars in the business right now like Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Lanny Barby, Jesse Jane famous. There is Tera Patrick, Katsumi (who now seems to go by the name Katsuni), but off the top of my head I can’t really think of any more.


Roxy Jezel won that Jenna Jameson thing so that puts her in the top then there is Lucy Lee but isn’t she still in jail? As my mind finishes wondering I come to realize that Sasha Hollander is ready for her next question, so I quickly rambled out the first thought from my head. It was something about who she was dating or was she married.


It was then Sasha told me that she wasn’t married but that she was engaged to the man of her dreams and they are planning for a Christmas wedding. Turns out she met her future husband on the set of a Pink Visual movie. He is in the industry and she will only say he is “male talent” and at this time doesn’t wish to tell us his name.


I asked what her future husband thought of her plans to take over the porn world as the Asian Jenna Jameson and she assured me that he was completely supportive of her plans or she wouldn’t be with him. She told him when they got together that she is very head strong and nothing is going to get in her way and stop her from achieving her plans of becoming rich, very rich.


Sasha Hollander tells me that her first movie really changed her life. She was really nervous and her first scene was with T. J. Cummings. She didn’t know what to do and she wasn’t given much direction. It was just assumed she knew what she was supposed to do but in reality she tells us she didn’t have a clue. She didn’t know if she was supposed to fake an orgasm or try and really have one. In the end she loved it. She really liked working with T.J. Cummings and joked that he was so great she never fucked another Asian guy again.

Next I wanted to know about people she admired in the industry. I expected your typical “Jenna Jameson” or “Asia Carrera” kind of answer. But surprisingly that isn’t what I got. Sasha told me that she would be happy to take the place of Paulina James any day of the week and the three people she looks forward to working with the most in the near future is Nikki Zane, Rocco Reed and Johnny Castle.

Our talk then turned to politics. I asked if who she preferred, Hilary or Obama and shew as quick to respond with Obama, saying she likes how he is more philosophical than she imagines Hilary Clinton being. I asked her about her views on the recent lift of the ban on gay marriages in California and she tells me that she is a card carrying republican but she doesn’t support the ban on gay marriages nor any attempt to legislate morality. If gay people want to marry, LET THEM! “People need to be happy and it may even change your economy” Sasha Hollander proudly proclaims.

In closing I asked Sasha Hollander about her website.  I noticed that she has listed on there an entry for escorting.  I reminded her that when this interview was published thousands of people would potentially see this and she might not want to be so blatant about her illegal activities.   Clearly that didn’t seem to phase her since her offer to escort still sits on her site a month later.   But either way, she was nice enough and not so bad looking.  Check her out.  You may just become a fan like me.