Who Really is the Smartest Porn Star?

So I have to ask the question, what’s the big fucking deal? The Porn world is all abuzz with “AJ Bailey is the world’s smartest Pornstar“.   I thought, “wow, is she a fucking genius or something?” Wasn’t Asia Carrera a member of Mensa?  So wouldn’t she be the smartest porn star?   Then I saw that AJ Bailey only earned a Master’s degree in anthropology and museum studies.   I mean that’s impressive but how does that really make her so much smarter than all the other chicks with degrees in our business?  So I got to thinking, she can’t be the only porn star with a degree.   So I did my research and I found a shit load of stars with degrees.   Some even have duel degrees for fuck sakes, so why is all the buzz about AJ Bailey?  There are a lot of porn stars out there with half a brain.  She’s not the only fucking one.

Here is some of what I found, I got bored and lazy after the first few but I think with this list you more than get the point that AJ Bailey isn’t the only broad who has tits and brains:

Victoria Zdrok

  • Joanna Angel – has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University.
  • Tera Patrick – BS in Biology and an AAS degree in nursing from Boise State University.
  • Victoria Zdrok – This Penthouse Pet of the Year, Playboy Playmate and star of her own line of lesbian movies, speaks something like 7 languages.  She graduated from high school at 16, went on to college to earn her Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology, as well as a law degree, oh yes she is a licened entertainment lawyer.  And if all of that wasn’t enough she is also a noted author and regular guest speaker on shows like MSNBC, CNN, and the likes.
  • Bobbi Starr – Holds a music degree from San Jose State University. She is currently a pre-med student, aiming to become a gynecologist.
  • TJ Hart – Graduated with a triple major in psychology, sociology and art, with a minor in early childhood education from the University of Colorado. She was also member of the 1988 US Olympic swim team.
  • Ron Jeremy – (former Teacher) Bachelor’s degree in education and theater and a master’s degree in special education from Queens College in New York.
  • Nina Hartley – Not only is she a Registered Nurse, she graduated magna cum laude from San Francisco State University’s nursing school.
  • Audrey Hollander – Graduated from Loyola University Chicago with a degree in Elementary Education.
  • Lexington Steele – Earned a double degree in History and African-American studies from Syracuse University
  • Mika Tan – Bachelor’s degree in Biochemistry and an Associates degree in Psychology.
  • Shy Love – A certified public accountant, having earned both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree in accounting.

2 thoughts on “Who Really is the Smartest Porn Star?”

  1. Well it is impressive to a level that very few people in this buisness were educated. However I guess my only question is, why the sex buinsess? If I already had a masters in acct, why would anyone sell sex on film? There is no comparison and a person definelty loses their reputation.

    As for Victoria Zdrok I would like to actually see those desgrees, she claims to be 36 never worked in any field she studied in, but received a PH.D that alone takes at least 10 years on Wikapedia it says she had a BA by time she was 17 wow it only took her a year to receive a BA degree. Something is seriously wrong with these figures and if she is so dam educated, what the fuck is she doing here in porn? What she couldn’t find a job after all that?

  2. I’ve never thought a degree from Boise State was in the same zip code as ‘smart’; I mean my dog could get admitted to that sh*t-hole.

    The CPA and JD/PhD is always impressive I’ll grant you that, but the average bachelor’s degree gets a ‘good job’ for work effort but not brains. The drop-off after this crew to the average pole-swinging high school drop-out & GED holding fluffer is pretty far I’m guessing.

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