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From Playmate to Porn Star. Oh yah! A Bunny Goes Hardcore.

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When you see the pretty girls that grace the pages of Playboy magazine,  you can’t help but wonder if she can suck a mean cock. However for the most part we never really will know simply because Playboy Playmates tend to stay softcore.  That is until now.  Miss April 2002 has taken the XXX rated plunge!  At the very bottom is an interview with Heather Carolin provided to us by her agent.

It’s not everyday does one of Hef’s 12 centerfolds take the leap into the adult industry. Heather Carolin, Playboy Playmate Miss April 2002 is now exclusively booking hard-core g/g and solos through AListTalent.


Being one of Playboy’s few all natural redhead centerfolds Heather is very well known in the soft-core industry. But what made her take the leap? “I have always had girl crushes and I never really acted on them. Once I discovered how much I love having sex with women I knew I had to share it with my fans. I am a true exhibitionist at heart. I get off on the fact that people get off watching me!” Heather explains with a big smile.


Heather was discovered by Playboy and immediately chosen to be a Playboy Playmate at the age of 18. She had a successful soft-core career, even shooting her style for leading adult sites.  “Playmate Heather Carolin is on fire, and was a “dream to shoot,” saysSuze, ” she moves like a real pro.” –Suze Randall, owner/photographer Suze.net.  Heather is known for her tight, fit body, natural red pubic hair and pink nipples among other attributes.  This curvy 32C-22-32 is all natural and about to the set the industry on fire with her true lust for women and incredible ooze of sex appeal. We can’t wait to see more from this busty, freckled California beauty!






Interview with Heather Carolin:

MSD> So the question everyone wants to ask is, why did you decide to do hard-core porn?

HeatherCarolin> “I have always had girl crushes and I never really acted on them. Once I discovered how much I love having sex with women I knew I had to share it with my fans. I am a true exhibitionist at heart. I get off on the fact that people get off watching me!”

MSD> So you really like women?

HeatherCarolin> “I definitely do! Women are so soft and sensual. Just touching a woman gets me really hot and wet.”

MSD> Did you have your first kiss with a woman onscreen?

HeatherCarolin> “No, it was actually with another Playboy Playmate after a promotional event. We both went to a nightclub at spring break and we were dancing together on stage when she kissed me. The crowd cheered, of course, and I loved it!”

MSD> What’s your favorite part of a woman?

HeatherCarolin> “I love tits! I can’t help it. They are so much fun to play with. I never understood a man’s fascination with them until I started playing with them. I can’t think of anything I would rather squeeze!!”

MSD> How did you get your start in the soft-core industry?

HeatherCarolin> “Luckily I got my start with Playboy. They weren’t just my first nude shoot. They were my first real photoshoot, paying modeling job ever!! I was 18 and they flew me down to Los Angeles from my parent’s house in Northern California. I tested for Playmate right off the bat and I got it. I found my natural ability to pose right away so I never really struggled with it.”

MSD> Do you do fetish work now as well as hard-core?

HeatherCarolin> “I enjoy stockings and hosiery, smoking and light foot fetish work. I love sucking on pretty toes but I haven’t created such a niche for myself there. I think everything I enjoy will come out on film when I get into my scenes!”

MSD> What kind of girl are you? Hip hop, rocker chick or pop queen?

HeatherCarolin> “Rocker chick all the way!!” I love Led Zeppelin and AC/DC, Alice in Chains, etc. I love rock concerts and bars! I was raised on rock and I love it.”

MSD> Are you still a California girl?

HeatherCarolin> “Born and raised! I am living back in Los Angeles now. I have moved from Northern California to LA and back a couple of times but Los Angeles is a place to thrive. I have a few businesses that I want to get off the ground and there is no better place to be.”

MSD> Can you share your business plans with us?

HeatherCarolin> “Maybe one or two!! The rest are not porn related and will be different ventures for me. I have always been really creative so I keep my plate full. I love taking photographs and shooting video so I will be getting behind the camera soon to work on a new multi model niche site. My websites (http://vip.heathercarolin.com and www.redheadcash.com) are my main focus at the moment. I really enjoy producing great content for my members and I hope to produce other model’s solo sites in the future as well.”

MSD> Wow, it seems that you really want to be in every aspect of the business! Any other skills besides modeling and producing?

HeatherCarolin> “I have many jobs!! I do almost everything for my sites. I am very hands on. I don’t do the actual website design or troubleshooting. I am lucky to have an amazing in house design team. I do the resizing and formatting of my images so that my members get 15X20 Inch high res images on my site. I do all of my own video editing so that I can make sure my members get to see everything I shot for them. That also allows me to make lots of great video samples for my affiliates. I do location scouting and booking. I have a huge wardrobe collection and I style models and sets for my productions. I also do model scouting and find hot girls to shoot with! I have gotten pretty good at hair and makeup too, though I think I want to take a class or two and learn more.”

MSD> That’s quite a list. You’re a very busy girl!! Anything you’d like to add before we let you go?

HeatherCarolin> “I am always on the look out for hot models to shoot or shoot with around Los Angeles. If any models want to contact me they can do so via my booking inquires page on my site! I don’t bite unless you want me to!!”

Mike South speaks out about Kayden Kross

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For days now porn bloggers across the net have been posting up a shit storm of information (true or not) about the pending Kayden Kross legal matter. In addition to the facts or so called facts they dig up they tend to throw in a sling of mud or two per post at other bloggers. “OMG YOU POSTED 10 HOURS LATER. YOU SUCK” or “YOU ARE A PIMP BECAUSE SOMEONE PAID YOU A CONSULTING FEE. HA HA LOSER” or “YOU ARE A DRUGGIE SO LIKE ANYONE CARES WHAT YOU SAY.  GO SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK”. Most of the posts have been slightly insightful with a side order of weirdly placed bitter resentment.


Mike South has been closest to the entire mess because Kayden Kross blogs for him on his website and has ironically had the least to say. However today he has decided to speak out about it and address a person or two slinging some of the mud.  Well to be more specific to the what he calls attacks but the likes of Scott Fayner. And he brings up a good point …

Mike South blogs … What nobody seems to comprehend is why a second rate, drug addled trust fund baby has such a grind with Kross?  Or maybe it’s Adam and Eve…who knows.


I understand reporting on a story, and giving the facts as you see them but that isn’t what’s been going on here.  As I pointed out the other day, in my story about telling the truth, Scott Fayner and others have gone out of their way to try and gain sympathy for one of the prosecution’s witnesses in this case.


Some sources are calling him a poor, disabled vet, in an attempt to show how evil Kayden Kross is for what she did.  But in reality this man was no more injured in war than I was.  He had a accident at work and was on disability as a result of that accident from work NOT A WAR and that is why he fell behind on his mortgage payments and as such the bank was going to foreclose on him.  This man may have been in the Marines but he sure the fuck isn’t a disabled vet.  However some people are calling him that so that you have more pity for him.


But truth is we don’t know to what extent Kayden Kross was actually involved in any of this mess.  We know she had some involvement, sure but how much?  We don’t know if the person they are all interviewing is telling the truth or just speaking out of anger and bitter resentment and maybe like any normal person would when they are hurt and pissed off, skewing his recollection of the story toward his own benefit.  It’s only human nature to do that.


So why are people who love to brag about what great journalist or bloggers they are, go out of their way to employ such tactics?  Do they have sort of secret thing against Kayden Kross that we don’t know of?   Clearly there is some hidden issues here, that hopefully will come to light soon enough.


What we do know for a fact is that the government has some sort of case against Kayden Kross for fraud but we know almost none of the FACTS.  We can assume based on a few things provided to us or based on stories told to us by ex boyfriends, and jilted business partners but those don’t make them FACTS.  They make them assumptions and in some cases down right slander.


I will be the first to admit that I don’t like the fact that Kayden Kross is playing the I was young and stupid card while every day for the last 6 months we’ve had to hear her boast about her brilliant and independent she is through her many blog posts.  You have to pick one side of the fence or the other.  She clearly wants to play both and that just annoys the fuck out of me.


It also annoys the fuck out of me that she OR SOMEONE that may or may not be Kayden Kross took some stupid fuckers rent payments and then didn’t pay the mortgage with them.  That is wrong no matter how you look at it or how you twist it and if it was Kayden Kross she sure as fuck better do the right thing by this guy no matter how this criminal case turns out.


I don’t care if you were “young and stupid”, give the man his money back.  Not because you have to legally but because it is the right thing to do.

Jesse Jane and the spazoid

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I came across this little YouTube gem today where the goddess Jesse Jane spends the day at an amusement part with a total dumb ass, who interviews her while on a roller coaster.  It’s actually pretty funny shit so I thought, wtf why not share it with you?  I think It’s nice to see a more personal side of the girls from time to time.   Interesting thing we learn in this interview with Jesse Jane is that she has a really great personality and that cum doesn’t taste like vanilla. Good to know I guess.


Part Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman, Part Kobe Tai

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You know between all the Madelyn Knight and Gene Simmons, we’ve had a lot of talk about hookers lately. So I thought what better time than now to sit down and actually have a talk with one. I would like to take a moment to introduce you all to a young lady by the name of Sasha Hollander of www.xxxsashahollander.com.


Just off the set of her newest movie (another installment of Afro Invasion from Candy Shop I think). Much to my surprise she’s very sweet and I had a very nice talk with her. She was sober, answered all my questions no matter how nosey or off the wall and overall I must say it was a truly enjoyable experience. For those of you who don’t know Sasha Hollander is, by trade a nude model and porn star. She’s rather new to the adult industry but says she’s done layouts for magazine’s such as Hustler and Penthouse and she’s appeared in quite a few movies including:


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To give you a little biographical background, Sasha Hollander was born on December 31st in Torrance, CA. Her ethnic heritage is Phillipino. Sasha Hollander began her career in the adult industry in November 2, 2007. Sasha Hollander tells me that she can remember the exact day. More than most people can say.

Measurements 34C
Height 5 feet, 1 inches
Weight 114 lbs

So when I asked Miss Hollander what made her decide to get into the business of being a porn star she began to tell me a story. One that was quite insightful and very analytical. It wasn’t quite the answer I was expecting from a girl who just finished giving three guys a blow job and having a dildo rammed up her crotch. She told me how she began researching the world’s most famous porn stars and then specifically the Asian stars. She came across names like Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera but knew they were no longer in the business. She also found names like Katsumi and Tera Patrick but for the most part realized that the big stars are mostly blonde bombshells and how there is really a open niche for the right asian girl. She wanted to be more than just another Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera though. Sasha Hollander has her sights on being the first Asian porn star to reach the heights of Jenna Jameson.


I started to point out the technically someone down the blood line Tera Patrick has some Asian heritage but then realized that the girl may just have a point, not many really consider Tera Patrick in the Asian niche anyway.


So as Sasha Hollander continues to explain her plan to be the Asian Jenna Jameson of the porn world, I began to wonder exactly how many “famous” Asian porn stars there really are right now. And just to be clear, by famous I don’t mean some chick who’s done a couple movies. By FAMOUS I mean like top 25 porn stars in the business right now like Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Lanny Barby, Jesse Jane famous. There is Tera Patrick, Katsumi (who now seems to go by the name Katsuni), but off the top of my head I can’t really think of any more.


Roxy Jezel won that Jenna Jameson thing so that puts her in the top then there is Lucy Lee but isn’t she still in jail? As my mind finishes wondering I come to realize that Sasha Hollander is ready for her next question, so I quickly rambled out the first thought from my head. It was something about who she was dating or was she married.


It was then Sasha told me that she wasn’t married but that she was engaged to the man of her dreams and they are planning for a Christmas wedding. Turns out she met her future husband on the set of a Pink Visual movie. He is in the industry and she will only say he is “male talent” and at this time doesn’t wish to tell us his name.


I asked what her future husband thought of her plans to take over the porn world as the Asian Jenna Jameson and she assured me that he was completely supportive of her plans or she wouldn’t be with him. She told him when they got together that she is very head strong and nothing is going to get in her way and stop her from achieving her plans of becoming rich, very rich.


Sasha Hollander tells me that her first movie really changed her life. She was really nervous and her first scene was with T. J. Cummings. She didn’t know what to do and she wasn’t given much direction. It was just assumed she knew what she was supposed to do but in reality she tells us she didn’t have a clue. She didn’t know if she was supposed to fake an orgasm or try and really have one. In the end she loved it. She really liked working with T.J. Cummings and joked that he was so great she never fucked another Asian guy again.

Next I wanted to know about people she admired in the industry. I expected your typical “Jenna Jameson” or “Asia Carrera” kind of answer. But surprisingly that isn’t what I got. Sasha told me that she would be happy to take the place of Paulina James any day of the week and the three people she looks forward to working with the most in the near future is Nikki Zane, Rocco Reed and Johnny Castle.

Our talk then turned to politics. I asked if who she preferred, Hilary or Obama and shew as quick to respond with Obama, saying she likes how he is more philosophical than she imagines Hilary Clinton being. I asked her about her views on the recent lift of the ban on gay marriages in California and she tells me that she is a card carrying republican but she doesn’t support the ban on gay marriages nor any attempt to legislate morality. If gay people want to marry, LET THEM! “People need to be happy and it may even change your economy” Sasha Hollander proudly proclaims.

In closing I asked Sasha Hollander about her website.  I noticed that she has listed on there an entry for escorting.  I reminded her that when this interview was published thousands of people would potentially see this and she might not want to be so blatant about her illegal activities.   Clearly that didn’t seem to phase her since her offer to escort still sits on her site a month later.   But either way, she was nice enough and not so bad looking.  Check her out.  You may just become a fan like me.

Interesting Porn Star MYSPACE Facts

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A new movie came out recently called TWINS DO SCIENCE. I had planned to interview these twin porn stars about their work on this movie but to be honest our time was cut short and as a result we decided to reschedule our more in depth interview. However before the lovely Lacey and Lyndsey Love got away, I took a few minutes to chat with them about Myspace and the Internet. I asked them a series of questions specific to MySpace and the Internet and here is how that conversation went ……


The Love Twins


Do you run your own Myspace page?

Yes and it is MySpace.com/TheLoveTwins. Until recently I thought everyone ran their own Myspace page. The thought never crossed our minds to have someone else do it for us. When we found out so many of the people we work with did that, we were kind of surprised.


What made you decide to create your own Myspace page?

We were contacted by someone at Vivid who told us that another person was on Myspace saying they were us. We created our page so that we could contact this person. Turns out the person from Vivid who told us that, misspoke. The person who was running a Myspace Love Twins page was a fan page and it said that like 7 different places all over the page and they even had been working with another department at Vivid to help us promote our career. I felt really bad because we were so upset when we first found out about it, thinking they were posing as it but that didn’t turn out to be the case at all. The person who ran that fan page about us later went on to help us do other things. So in the end it all worked out really well.


Do you respond to the messages people send you on Myspace?

Sometimes but not all of them. It just depends on what people are asking. Like if they are writing to ask us to go on a date or meet them then we just pretty much ignore those.


How many dates a week would you say you get asked out on?

On Myspace? We get one or two guys a week sending us messages like that. But we get probably 10 or 20 or so event invites a week. Well if you include the club promoters then sometimes we get as many 30 or 40. We just delete them and move on.


So you never attend any of those events?

No way. We are really not into the whole party scene. We are not like most porn stars. We live in Ohio, not LA. We are close to our families. We don’t drink, do drugs or party at all. When we aren’t on the set of one of our movies, we are at home or in our hotel room watching movies. We don’t go out to dinner with “clients” and we don’t really do anything that is typically associated with a porn star. That just isn’t our thing.


What are some of the coolest events you have been invited to?

I don’t really know that any are cool but I guess some of the red carpet events were kind of neat. We get one or two red carpet, movie premiere type events a month. Actually funny story about that. The first time we ever got an invite to a big Hollywood party was not from the Myspace event thing but through a private message. We got a message from this guy. He claimed to be some famous wrestler; like the guys from TV. I don’t even remember his name now but basically he wanted to know if we would like to accompany him as his official escort to this movie premiere. It was some movie he had a bit part in. Like we do with most people that want us for some job or another, we referred him to our booking agent over at LA Direct Models. It sounded like a job to us so we didn’t see anything wrong with that response. He wrote back all offended because he was invited us to this thing that he thought was all a big deal and felt we should have been honored to be invited.


It wasn’t that we weren’t honored any time one of our fans contacts us, we just don’t get into the whole private dating thing. He didn’t seem to think that applied to him as in his mind he was famous and got seriously rude with us, so we just ignored any future requests for dates.


Tell us about some of the funny things people say to you when they write you on Myspace.

For the most part our fans are really nice. They don’t overly offensive or say things that most would deem inappropriate. But sometimes you get guys who will write in and ask this same question over and over and that is if we have ever had sex with each other or do we share the same boyfriend in real life or if we ever secretly switch places to screw with our boyfriends. The answer to all three of those questions is no.

I noticed you have a new image on your myspace page which gives out your website address. I also read somewhere else that you girls run your own website. Is this true and if so how did all of that come about?

Well we have this manager who’s name is Joe from Blue Max Models. He’s really more than a manager to us. He’s been with us since the beginning. He takes really good care of us. Anyway, do you remember the girl I told you about from Myspace? Well we were talking to her about making our own website. She had told us the process and how much companies charge and even suggested a few and got bids for us on creating a fancy website. The price was pretty out there and ranged anywhere from $10,000 to $50,000. Obviously we don’t have that kind of money so she made another suggestion and that was to create a small, intimate webpage where we could post our pictures and get messages out to our fans. it wasn’t anything fancy just a small area between us and our fans.

We found a template since we aren’t artists or web designers that cost us like $20 and she helped us put all the pages together. Our manager registered the domain names for us and now we have things like a calendar area which lets our fans know when we are at home and when we are on the set of one of our new movies and things like that. So anyone who wants to know what we are doing can find out by going to LoveTwinsOnline.com. We also have all of our movies and a game where you can look at photos of us and try and figure out if it’s me or Lyndsey.

Do you ever get any job bookings from your website or your myspace page?

Yes. We get requests for bookings several times a month directly through our Myspace page but we just direct them to our website booking page when that happens, as our website has the most detailed and current booking information. It lets you know up front what we will and won’t do and gives exact information on how to book us. However if the booking request seems legit we also respond with a person note saying thank you for your interest in working with us or something like that.

Any interesting booking requests you can tell us about?

Not really. Nothing really to far out there. I mean they are anything from a request for twins to appear on the Tyra Banks show to several reality series including three on Bravo. Sometimes I don’t think they realize we are twin PORN STARS when they send out the booking letters to us. I think they are just rushing to find twins and then later realize we are active in the adult industry.

Well thank you girls for taking the time to speak with me about your website and your myspace page. It’s been very insightful to say the least. I think you girls are great, hot as hell and to be quite honest that Vivid was stupid as fuck to ever let you girls out of their grasp. After a decade in this industry not many girls can turn my head like you two can.

TONY TESTA LIKES PREGNANT WHORES

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FROM HERE:

I have plenty of nice warm milk for you wanna taste???

21 y.o, college student, non pro, 2 months pregnant, creamy chocolate complexion, sultry brown eyes and hair, 5’6, 38 dd breast, long legs, nice shape, more pics available upon request, very swet fun and discreet.

250 hour service w/ happy ending
150 half hour w happy ending

Fayner Posts: Does this sound hot to you? Anyone? I didn’t think so. Oh, wait, what about Tony Testa?

Testa IMed me today with the link above. This is our conversation.

tony t says: hey

tony t says: fayner

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: yes

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: what?

tony t says: thinking about getting a 1/2 hour

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: why u send me this?

tony t says: wanna see if you wanna hit it with me

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: really?

tony t says: yeah sure

tony t says: sharing is caring

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: are you sick?

tony t says: yeah, big time

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: you’re into drinking breast milk?

tony t says: and preggos

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: got tired of fucking trannies?

tony t says: never

tony t says: i like pregnant trannies

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: your mother must be proud

tony t says: not as proud as yours

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: your mother should have killed you at birth.

tony t says: before

tony t says: when i was still in the womb

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: is this chick black?

tony t says: yah

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: have fun freak

tony t says: i will

tony t says: i’ll have her call me scott

WE’RE FAMOUS!

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Fayner Posts: I was trying to find pictures of Dez’s penis for an article I’m writing about his penis, but instead found this. Some guys came to our house a few months back to interview Dez and Alaura about World of Warcraft, and below is one of the guys Victor’s blog about that day. Enjoy!

 

FROM HERE: I knew the day was going to be at least a bit memorable- its not every day you interview porn stars. Still, I didn’t know what to expect, and my breakfast settled funny in my stomach as we made our winding way through LA towards Dez’s house. Dez is the mastermind behind the World of Whorecraft (now titled Whorelore for legal reasons) series of fantasy MMO-themed porns.

We ended up in a large-ish house with a deep driveway. Dez had sounded amazingly nice on the phone. When he opened the door he confirmed it wasn’t a fluke- he looked like any friend of mine- bespectacled, affable and warm. He let us in to his gorgeous house and wasted no time in excitedly showing us his newest video- Cock & Load: FPS Porn. He’s branching out into other video game porn- geek porn, what a lucrative market!

“The girls are getting made up. They should be out in a second. I didn’t know who to bring, so i brought my girlfriend Stacey and one of our best friends, Taylor Rain.” I feigned a simple smile, my mind flaring. Taylor Rain?! Maybe the most famous porn star of the past few years?! (Or so my perverted friends tell me… um, yeah.) I was floored. We talked WoW and our movie and his movies as we prepared a comfy couch shot for the interview.

Then they arrived- not just Taylor Rain, but the ultra-famous Alaura Eden as well! And it only got more surreal from there.

The interview had to be the most entertaining we’ve shot yet. Dez was an articulate, thoughtful guy, who did a great job answering the questions, especially after Taylor convinced him to share some of her herbal refreshment. Alaura was a wise, articulate, kind presence- if ever Dez was stuck on a question, she did a beautiful job of breaking it down simply and thoughtfully. Meanwhile, Taylor was a trip and a half the entire time. She said very little at first, but grew less timid as we hung out more. What amazed me the most was how much Dez knew about MMOs- we started with questions about Whorelore, but realizing how much he knew, threw him every question under the sun, and got some of our best soundbytes!

After lunch we got b-roll of the girls playing their favorite video game, Guitar Hero. Taylor came out in rockstar sunglasses, to complete the scene. I was amazed by taylor’s skills- even though it was only on medium difficulty, she nearly received a perfect score! And she played ‘Sweet Child o’ Mine’ to boot! Alaura was a solid guitar hero herself, and Dez was really good.

But it was nothing compared to his WoW skills. Dez isn’t a porn director who pretends he’s a gamer. Dez used to be the guild master of one of the top guilds on any server. He PvPed for us, and Peter was taking notes. It was truly impressive.

And so ends one of the more surreal experiences in my life. Even though the three of them were so down-to-earth, if I didn’t recognize them, it would’ve just been like hanging out with my friends.

PUMPKIN CARVING WITH AVA ROSE

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Happy Halloween!DCypher posts: Halloween rules. I love this time of year. In between drunken summer beach parties in Dogtown and Hermosa and frosty winter board sessions in Tahoe and Mammoth, nestled in the calendar’s hefty cleavage, lies the greatest holiday of all.

It’s hard to put your finger on just what makes it so amazing.

Could it be all the hot girls dressed up like sexy pirates and dirty cops and slutty pixies? Could it be pumpkin spiced lattes and festive accoutrement? Could it be scary moobies, haunted houses, ghost stories, and pumpkin carving? Could it be the mind-boggling cultural phenomenon of celebrating a pagan holiday in a radically Christian nation by dressing up in clever disguises and extorting candy from each other? You’ve got to admit, that’s pretty cool…but for now let’s get back to the pumpkin carving.

I’m pretty much the master of creative pumpkin design, no joke, which is why I decided to step back and allow Ava Rose, of Adam and Eve contract fame, to take a swing at it. She’s pretty feisty, and I admit I was a little nervous to let her have the knife and all, but I was in a good mood after visiting with my brother Keith so I figured what the hell. Still, you never know what kind of industrial accidents might occur when you give a porn girl a blade so I donned my tequila drinking hat and allowed the sweet liquid anesthesia to numb the potential pain I might be subjecting myself to then put on a protective cup for extra measure.

Ava doesn’t really cook, as far as I know, unless that’s just a clever ruse for escaping kitchen duties, so I was pretty surprised by how quickly she gutted the pumpkins and started carving them up. She’s good with the steel, like Dexter from Showtime, quick clean cuts, all logic – no emotion.

Don’t turn your back on her…that’s all I’m saying.

Check out Ava Rose’s cool pumpkin pix gallery by clicking the link….suckapunch!

http://dv8cultx.com/pumpkin2007.html

CATCHING UP WITH LISA ANN

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Fayner Posts: I placed a call to Lisa Ann over at Lisa Ann’s Talent Agency. Eventually, she picked up the phone.

Lisa Ann: This is Lisa Ann.

Fayner: This is Fayner. What are you wearing?

Lisa Ann: Leopard panties, tight pants, top with boobs hanging out. What about you?

Fayner: Shirt with semen stain.

Lisa Ann: Your semen?

Fayner: Probably not.

Lisa Ann: Ew.

Fayner: Yeah, sorry.

Lisa Ann: So for what do I owe the pleasure?

Fayner: I wanted to ask you about LA Direct Models’ association with Bella Models.

Lisa Ann: No comment.

Fayner: Really?

Lisa Ann: Really. I don’t know anything.

Fayner: You know nothing about Derek’s ass being available in the VIP section either, right?

Lisa Ann: No, sorry.

Fayner: Okay, so what are you wearing?

Lisa Ann: You already asked that.

Fayner: Fine. Then which one of your girls will blow me for an interview?

Lisa Ann: Come again?

Fayner: You heard me. You know I can make any one of them into a star, right?

Lisa Ann: I bet I can get them an interview with you without them having to blow you.

Fayner: Yeah, by you blowing me.

Lisa Ann: Ooohh! I like the sound of that.

And that was it. Lisa did ask me for my private phone number so she can call me for sex on occassion, but other than that I hit a big road block on my search to find someone who knows any good dirt and is willing to talk about it. If all else fails, I can just do what TheRealLukeFord does: make up an email from some mysterious person saying whatever I want and naming whomever I wish.

It’ll be fun!

PACO’S LIFE

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Danny DukesDCypher posts: Latinophiles, more commonly referred to in the barrio as “brown washed” or “reverse coconuts” like multiplatinum artist and Silverlake resident Beck, not to mention reality television show celebrities like Kat Von D, have been down with porn’s numero uno cholo PACO aka Danny Dukes, since Johnny Depp was buying lids of grass on 21 Jump Street…which is to say…a donkey’s ball hair short of eternity.

Still every now and then I’ll be cruising down Alvarado street in my lowrider playing K-EARTH or some Kid Frost with some new heina and mi ruca will try to front like she hasn’t heard of him before. Mentirosa!

Since I have more patience than Lalo Alcarez, Cristóbal Colón, and Lou Dobbs combined, I will pull to the curb and explain to mi corazon that when Down aka Kilo says he “leans like a cholo” with his “elbows up, side to side” he’s actually giving shots out to the OG Paco, who brought the world the Rose sisters shortly after they inexplicably fled Roy Garcia’s loving care.

Last night I spoke to Paco by phone about his newly acquired status as a bachelor. While he was hesitant to go into any details regarding the breakup, always the gentlemen, he was quick to let me know that singles life was just his speed and that he very much appreciated the taste of frosty cold beer the way an epicurean might enjoy a finely aged cheese. After a series of nearly incomprehensible demands, strained through vesuvian giggles, I promised him we would hit up my favorite strip club Crazy Girls in the near future and pleaded with him not to drink himself to death by accident like his former roommate.

Ladies…be forewarned. Danny “Paco” Dukes is now on the prowl and ready to paint the town red; redder than a Habanero chili, redder than Tecate, redder than former Mexican President Vincente Fox’s face when they hit him with that corruption probe this morning! Odds are that he ain’t going home solo any time soon though, not with that lean. Que onda LOCO!