Print Media Confusion starring Meggan Mallone

I confess I’m not much for looking at men’s magazines.  I mean sure I know the big ones like Penthouse, Playboy and Hustler but apparently there are quite a few more.  I caught a glance of a web page featuring Vivid’s newest tartlet, Meggan Mallone.  On this page it said that this year alone Meggan Mallone has either been on the cover or featured in 6 different magazines.   My any standards that’s pretty fucking impressive but that’s not what caught my attention.  What caught my attention is that just two hours earlier I was reading a story about how ad sales are down as much as 23% in traditional print media and that circulation has plummeted.  You hear this kind of thing all the time.  Instead of reading a real magazine people just prefer to go online and see what they can find.  In fact some magazines have gone all digital as a result.



So back to men’s magazine’s.  I had no idea how many of them there really are.  I think this has to contribute to lacking sales figures.  Quite frankly there are just to fucking many of them.  I read in one place there are some 318 different men’s magazines currently in circulation.  THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN?!!! So can we name some of these?  Sure but I promise I can’t name many.  Here are some of the more successful ones.  And out of this short life, I must ask, do we really really need even this many?


Playboy
Playboy College Girls
Playboy Vixens
Playboy Lingerie
Penthouse
Girls of Penthouse
Hustler
Hustler Beach Girls
18 Teen Angels
Asian Beauties
Barley Legal
Girls of Barely Legal
Club
Club Confidential
Club International
Cheri
Bust Out
Just 18
Swank
Cougars
D-Cup
Easy Riders
Gent
High Society
Just 18
Legs & Tail
Leg Show
Leg Tease
Lips
Passion
Perfect 10
Stag
Tight
Volputuous
Velvet
Taboo
Tigh Squeeze

Vivid Skate Boards

I noticed a recent post on Meggan Mallone‘s MySpace page that showed the new Vivid girl’s photos on a new line of Skate Boards.  I don’t know much else about these unique products but I thought they looked pretty cool so I thought I would share the image with you.  The girls shown are Sunny Leone, Nikki Jayne, Hanna Hilton and Meggan Mallone.


I’m alive and so is Meggan Mallone

My post won’t be as long and in depth as I would like it to be but simply put, I’m on borrowed time. I’m making these updates with an unstable power source and at any time the power could go out again. But more on that in a minute.


First is the important news and that is that the lovely Meggan Mallone is very much alive, doing well and still very much making movies. While the storm kept me away from my computer, I heard not only from Meggan Mallone but also from one of my sources inside Vivid. So what is the fucking deal with Meggan Mallone? Well she lost her Myspace page because apparently she showed some nipple on accidentally and some stupid fuck reported her. Myspace deleted her page without notice. Meggan assures me it was an accident that she didn’t mean to violate their TOS and will be more careful this time around. Meggan Mallone does have a new MySpace page up already as well.


So why wasn’t Meggan Mallone at the coming out party for the new Vivid girls?  From what I am being told is that this party was designed to celebrate the two newest Vivid girls.  Meggan Mallone signed with Vivid before Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne did and her introduction promotion was with Briana Banks as well as some spots on TV’s “The Insider”.

Secret Vivid Source reveals … “Although Meggan Mallone is an important member of the Vivid family, we like to try and give each of our girls equal attention.  Meggan Mallone signed on before the other two girls and this party was set up to promote them and their career.  Although she would have been welcome to come as a guest, had she been in town as the time, as with any of our girls.”


So basically what they are saying, cause ya the bullshit was long on this one, I just cut out the important pieces so basically, what they are saying is that although the three girls signed around the same time, Meggan Mallone signed first, did her big welcome promotions already and now it’s time to highlight the two new blonde babes, Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne.  Both Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne are both with LA Direct Models, Meggan Mallone is not (at least not at this time) and I’m told that LA Direct Models, played a big part in helping to plan this part and a few other upcoming promotional events for Nikki Jayne and Hanna Hilton.


Meggan Mallone’s first movie she did for Vivid is about to be released.  It is called 20 questions.  You can see on the box cover that she still has her little boobies.  I wanted to share with you the movie trailer for Meggan’s new movie but to be honest I’m not in a position to be able to upload the needed files to the server at this time so I had to have a friend try and do it for me.  If it doesn’t work I apologize in advance.  i will fix the links when I am able to but at this time I can’t even check the movie file.  Let’s just hope the shit works and if it doesn’t, I’ll fix the fucker when I can. I’m sure you all understand.


Meggan Mallone in 20 Questions

click here to view the movie trailer for 20 questions

click here for the DVD of the movie


As far as my own status, for those keeping track or those who are remotely interested, I am still here in Houston. I am alive and that’s saying a lot because seriously this hurricane was fucking insane. The devastation is pretty bad.


Milliions are still without power. Just to be clear here, MILLIONS of people that live an hour to two hours away from the coast are still without power. How fucking crazy is that bullshit? The winds from the storm did heavy damage to a lot of really nice houses.


The most fucked up thing is just how many trees went down. You just stand around and look at all the shit everywhere. The picture doesn’t show all that well but this is from a nearby backyard. The storm winds picked up massive sized trees by their fucking roots!.



The hurricane was bad, but the hell afterwards is almost just as bad. There is no gas unless you wait in line for 2 hours in hopes that you get some but who the fuck has the gas to wait in line for 2 hours to buy fucking gas?


There is no cell service. We have power now but for how long? We have it for 20 minutes, lose it for 6 hours. We get power for another 35 minutes, lose it for 2 more hours. But then again, having power for 20, 30 or even 40 minutes at a time better than not having any at all like most folks around here.


Thanks for all the letters people have sent. I have them downloaded now but I just haven’t been able to respond. The power here is unstable. We have had power for about an hour now and that is the longest we’ve had it for days. I will respond to each of you when I am able. The limited time I have at a computer with power and Internet, I’m rushing to get caught up.


I got a letter in my email from “not luke” of Luke is Back. It was a nice note from Cindi with some advice, that I didn’t get until after the fact unfortunately. I mention this letter above all the others because of something she said. She made mention of trees hitting and to avoid the windows. Ironically, this advice would have turned out to be the most beneficial. A tree crashed down and cut my arm when I peered outside for a few minutes. Thats what you get for being a stupid ass, I guess.


Here is a picture of the local store shelves. This is what you get to find when you walk into the Kroger down the street from Kelli’s house, one of the only stores that was opened today. Sure it was only opened about 4 hours and they had almost nothing to sell, but they were open nonetheless.



In the end, I’m fine. We have power but it comes and goes. They expect things to begin to get back to normal within a week. I am going to try and stay here at least for the next few days and help them with the cleanup process. The President has declared this a disaster area. So reserves are being released “soon” and that means within a day or two I will be able to get enough gas to get the fuck out of here but will stay anyway at least to help out.

Deep in the heart of Ike

As I posted about yesterday I came down to Texas to visit a friend and her husband and got caught up deep in the heart of Ike.  Couldn’t get a flight out, nor could I rent a car to try and drive home and even if I could have, not like they had any fucking gas left to get me the fuck out of here.


That being said, I’m posed now to be witness to my first, real live hurricane.


As of right now, the crashing waves and outer rim of the storm has hit the coast with surges expected to be as high as 20 feet in Galveston, Texas.  I being some 45 minutes away assumed we would be safe.   I mean how much power can a storm really maintain over land, right?


Turns out I’m a fucking idiot because even 2 hours inland they can expect winds as high as 100 miles an hour and flooding with like 10 inches of rain.


That information isn’t however what panics me.  It’s watching the news to hear this bitch explain that if they don’t get the fuck out now, “get off the island” and then she explains why they should get out of Galveston and how the winds are so strong that even within a few hours will grow so much that they will throw anyone out in them up against the sea wall and they will die instantly.


Something about hearing that shit on the news, just creeps me the fuck out.


Then they get into a discussion about the debris coming at your ass, so if you don’t die by being pulled in by the winds surely something coming out of the water will smack you in the head and kill you that way.


As you watch the waves crash on TV you really can’t help but get a sense of how really powerless you are in a situation like this.


No gas for your cars so you can’t get out.  Really no food as the grocery stores are empty, and the Mayor of Houston telling their people to stay home and “hunker down” and prepare for the storm.  And now some people are stranded trying to flee the coastal areas.  Yes apparently they were to stupid to leave last night when they were told to.  I think the coast guard said something like 200 people.  They had plans to leave today but found the roads were closed and the flood waters rose quicker than they imagined.  Water is rising as much as half a foot per hour so now the stupid fuckers are stuck and they had to spent a fuck load of money to fly their asses out of there.  Seriously those people should be left to die. They are clearly to stupid to deserve to live.


I don’t know about you but when someone says GET THE FUCK OUT AND GET THE FUCK OUT NOW, I’m getting the fuck out now.  Unlike those stupid fuckers they had the means to leave and get to “safety”, whereas those of us here further inland are stuck.  But then again we aren’t exactly on the coast where a hurricane as big as the state of fucking Texas heading my way with tidal waves as high as 20 feet coming right at me.




Update : 4:49 pm EST.   I just heard that the storm is some 200 miles wide and because of its massive size, even if the storm hits land at category 2, it will act like a category 4 as a result of the size.  How fucking crazy is that?  200 miles wide?!!!!!!!!! When they say things are bigger in Texas, fuck they aren’t kidding.



Update : 11:47 pm EST. It’s only really just begun. Ike technically hasn’t even hit landfall and things are getting pretty bad right about now. Obviously large amounts of flooding, and that’s without rain – it is from storm surges. Flooding without rain? I honestly would not have expected that. The winds have picked up quite a bit. Rain is hitting and getting worse. More than 535,000 without power in the Houston area alone. They expect this number to hit more than 2 million by 5 am. They are saying that some of these fine folks may be without power for as long as 2 to 3 weeks. TWO TO THREE FUCKING WEEKS!! Transformers are blowing and fires are spreading from house to house to house. Fire crews can’t get into many areas so they just have to sit there and watch homes burn. A pretty strong band of rain has just come through where I am at. Very strong gusts of wind have been going on for at least two hours but it seems to be getting progressively worse. The good news is, so far only one reported death in relation to the storm. Power is out about 6 miles from here. We expect to lose power in this area any time now. Gusts of wind where I am located seem to be hitting about 30 to 40 MPH and that I guess is the problem. As long as there is power I will continue to post random updates.



Update 1:52 am : Power continues to flicker on and off at my location. Parts of southern Houston, this is that area that is closer to the coast than I am, are experiencing sustained winds of about 73 MPH. Almost 1 million without power at this point and they are saying that they won’t even begin to attempt to get it back up for at least the next 12 hours however if you are without power you should expect it not to return for at least the next day or two but it could be as long as a week or so in some areas, those areas I suppose would be the coastal regions. However those as far as 2 hours inland are already experiencing huge gusts of wind as much as 50 MPH and having power outages.


At this point I have heard the phrase “hunker down” at least 793 times. I don’t know why we started counting. I guess it was a game to keep us entertained but for the love of god SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE HUNKER DOWN ALREADY. But seriously, if any one station uses the phrase hunker down 793 in just a few hours, then you seriously need to be fucking punched in the face. It’s so annoying. I just want to put my cock in their mouth and say “hunker down” on this bitch.


That being said, in case we lose power soon I don’t want that to be my last update so I wanted to try and think of a list of porn stars in Texas. The first four that come to mind happen to all be former or current Vivid girls, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton, Sunrise Adams, Nina Mercedez. Jesus Christ Vivid, you really seem to have a hard on for chicks from Texas. I would look into a list of more porn stars being from Texas later on. For now the power seems to continue to flicker and the wind picks up even more outside so noise continues to disturb me even more as my friend laughs and said this isn’t what you have to worry about, it’s the tornado’s, that form as a result of these weather conditions. WHAT? Fuck fuck sakes, I’ll be glad to get back home in the coming days.

Meggan Mallone Still Around Apparently

I reported earlier this week that new Vivid girl Meggan Mallone’s Myspace page got deleted. We are still unable to find out what the fuck is up with that however are happy to report that AVN spotted Meggan Mallone ago at the Storetica 2008 convention with fellow Vivid girl Nikki Jayne signing autograps at the Vivid booth.  Oddly enough however, out of the 100 posted photos from AVN of the event, several were of Nikki Jayne, none were of Meggan Mallone.

I’m glad to hear she is still around.  I can honestly say she has to be one of the hottest chicks in the biz right now.


 

25 Years of Home Grown Porn

What better way to celebrate 25 years of offering great amateur porn than to released the 737th version of your line of video.  So what am I rambling on about you may ask?  Well it seems that Homegrown video is celebrating 25 years of being in business by releasing a very special amateur video they have given the subtitle of The Chronicles of Hornia.  This special DVD includes one of the newest Vivid girl before she was a pro.  Her name is Meggan Mallone and she signed on with Vivid late, last year.


Farrell, President of Homegrown Vide, commented on Homegrown #737’s featured starlet Meggan Malone, saying:


“When I first saw the pictures originally submitted to www.homegrownvideo.com, I couldn’t believe it—Megan is a very stunning, young beauty. Now that she’s with Vivid I think that qualifies as the fastest shot from amateur to stardom ever! “


Meggan Malone, Eloise, Lyric, and Tara prove youth and sexual craving is an amazing combo in the world’s hottest real amateur XXX in Homegrown Video #737, “Chronicles of Hornia”. Homegrown’s ever popular amateur series offers 90 minutes of hardcore amateur action, bonus features include content selection, animated menu, blooper reel, previews and other never-before-seen footage.


The Making of a Porn Star

Our good friends over at LIB have been discussing what is a porn STAR and the making of one.  Curiously enough I touched on this very subject last June with my porn star vs porn starlet post.  Anyway, the story over at LIB starts off by displaying a photo of the newest Vivid girl named Meggan Mallone with the headline listed below which sort of leads one to believe that the author of the post might not feel this new girl really all that hot.  This keep in mind however was one of the first ever “official” photos given out of the lovely new starlet.


THIS is Vivid’s new star Meggan Mallone?
or so says LIB


But quickly someone pointed out that not all girls were born stars, that some of them have to be made into something bigger than they are or may have been on their own. Case in point (or so the first case made in the LIB story) is Devon.  Devon first came onto the scene in 1998.  Since then she’s been under exclusive for Vivid, Digital Playground, Jill Kelly Productions and even Shane’s World.  Devon has probably held more contracts than any other starlet and every one seems to end badly.


Devon’s first movie was Country Comfort.  This was back when she was with Vivid.  She went on to star in major hits like Island Fever 2 with Tera Patrick and Stormy Daniels as well as Pirates with mega stars like Janine and Jesse Jane.  Long and short of it is, Devon became a porn star and 10 years later her name and face on a box cover still moves product.  That is after all what really defines a “star”, at least in this business.  But this spunky little blonde wasn’t always a star.  Before she was Devon the Porn Star she was a nobody from New Jersey.  Below is a picture of Devon I got from DearDevon.com, before she became a porn star.


Devon


Devon’s still cute, not so bad but a far cry from the mega STAR she would become.  The photo below is what Devon looked like after become a porn star.    You can see by the two images that become a STAR isn’t just about throwing some hot girl in a few movies but it’s about giving her a total and complete makeover and throwing a whole hell of a lot of press her way.


Devon


In the end the newest flock of Vivid girls, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne will be no different than Devon was 10 years prior.  They take a hot girl and make her a star. That’s their job and by the looks of the photos above, some companies do a pretty damn good job at it.


Devon is not the only example of this porn star makeover.  Jenna Jameson is arguably the world’s most famous porn star and well she too had her humble beginnings.  Years ago there was a young, aspiring starlet who wanted to make it big.  She couldn’t wait to be a star and that little blonde was none other than Jenna Jameson.  Sure we all know what she looks like now but how about 10 years ago?


First we had Jenna Jameson Before She Was a Star

Jenna Jameson before she was a famous porn star

Then we had Jenna Jameson The Porn Star

Porn Star Jenna Jameson


And now today we have Jenna Jameson The Hollywood Celebrity

Porn Star Jenna Jameson


Sunny Leone likes her famous men

In January we can flash back to pictures that were showing up everywhere of Sunny Leone cozying up to Mind Freak Criss Angel. Although most wrote it off as a chance encounter and nothing beyond the few publicity shots were taking, rumors were abound by industry insiders that they were were getting pretty hot and heavy at a party later on.



Then the next thing you know you hear about Sunny Leone and Dave Navarro. I know that he’s been hanging out with Tera Patrick an unusual amount but it turns out it may not be Tera Patrick that he’s got a secret thing going on with. Two weeks ago he was spotted by an industry insider, a lesser named porn star who wishes us not to reveal her identity in fear of reprisal from Vivid with whom she desires to continue working with, but anyway, this little starlet tells us ….

Last week I seen Sunny Leone with Dave Navarro at this restaurants near where I just got finished shooting. They were so fucking high. It was crazy. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other. I don’t really keep up with who’s fucking who in celebrity circles but I admit I was quite surprised to see Sunny Leone with Dave Navarro. They just don’t seem on the surface like they would be a likely couple but I guess so. Well even if they aren’t together like that, they were sure fucking liking being together that day.


Then I see this little article over at AVN in which is tells how Tera Patrick is set to direct this new Vivid movie featuring all six Vivid girls; Briana Banks, Savanna Samson, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton, Sunny Leone, Monique Alexander. The article says very clearly that Tera Patrick is the director (and co-starring in the movie) and has no mention of Dave Navarro working on the project. So what would a world famous rocker be doing spending his free time hanging out on the set of a movie he has nothing to do with? Sure it could be as AVN reported that he wanted to hang out with his friend Tera Patrick. Or could it be there is some truth to the rumors that he has a secret, yet very hot and heavy thing with Vivid Girl Sunny Leone?


Photo source: AVN. Shown in this photo are Dave Navarro, Monique Alexander just below him and Briana Banks to the right. Far off in the right corner you can see Vivid’s newest starlet, Meggan Mallone.


Here we have a picture of Sunny Leone with Dave Navarro together at Tommy Gunn’s Birthday Party on May 13, 2008 (from AVN). Although I should point out, the fine folks over at AVN sometimes call her Sierra Leone in some of the pictures. However in reality it is not “Sierra Leone” but instead SUNNY LEONE.


Sunny Leone and Dave Navarro

Hustler Anniversary party sucked balls?

I heard an interesting rumor today. I heard that the Hustler 34th anniversary party which was held last Saturday at the Highlands nightclub was a big fat bust and even more juicy is that I heard LFP Talent Coordinator China Barbor was fired over it. Well “had a parting of ways” as a direct result of the party she organized.

China Barbor was quoted as saying “I really wanted to throw a good party to celebrate Hustler, what better way to say ‘thank you’ than showcasing why we are No. 1?” I guess that didn’t work out so well for her now, did it?

We gave the boys over at LFP a call to confirm this rumor but as expected couldn’t get very far. What we do know is that China Barbor “hasn’t been in the office this week” but one person we spoke to thought she may come back while yet another party claimed they had no idea what was going on and indicated everything was wonderful over at LFP and there was absolutely no truth to the rumors … that the anniversary party was great and everyone was happy.


So I went over to the AVN photo galleries to see just who was at the party, because in an earlier press release they indicated that “celebrities” would be there. What I didn’t find was one photo of anyone really famous. Unless we are now counting Ron Jeremy as a celebrity. And for that matter, I seen no A list porn stars either. There was Marina Maywood, Samantha Sin, and some girl named Whitney there. AVN reported that “Larry Flynt made an appearance in addition to celebrities and behind-the-scenes members of the adult industry.” But the closest to A list porn insiders besides Ron Jeremy you could get would be Holly Randall, daughter of photographer Suze Randall.


I don’t know if the party was really as great as they LFP are saying or a big ass mess as others are saying but what I do know is if these famous people where there, I sure didn’t see them in the pictures and wouldn’t you think that they would have been able to capture, I don’t know ONE celebrity in a photo if they were there?


Where is Tera Patrick whom LFP recently won an award for distribution of one of her titles? Where is Nina Mercedez who distributes her new line of movies? Where is the chick that is on the May cover of Hustler Magazine? Even Meggan Mallone didn’t show up? I checked out Meggan Mallone’s myspace and she showed off her cover of Hustler for May 2008 but she didn’t make any mention of going to any Hustler party. I realize that Adam & Eve contract girl Ava Rose is in the July issue (albiet not the cover girl) and she was there, but what about May (current issue on stands at the time of the party) and the June cover girls for Hustler?


I don’t know but it sounds like to me that someone fucked up somewhere.