SHY LOVE SIGNING SCHEDULE AT AVN

Sexy Starlet Wants to Meet You In Vegas

(Woodland Hills,CA) AVN Nominated performer/director/producer Shy Love heads to Vegas for the 2006 Adult Entertainment Expo, January 5th – 8th.

The luscious Latina will be signing for Madness Pictures at booth #8030 Hall A and The Ultimate Sex Championship Booth #11-505 and encourages all of her fans to drop by for autographs and photos on the following dates and times.

Thursday
10:00 am – 12:00 pm The Ultimate Sex Championship
12:15 pm – 5:00 pm Madness Pictures

Friday
9:00 am – 10:30 am Madness Pictures
11:00 am – 1:00 pm The Ultimate Sex Championship
1:30 pm – 6:00 pm Madness Pictures

Saturday
9:00 am – 10:30 am Madness Pictures
11:00 am – 1:00 pm The Ultimate Sex Championship
1:30 pm – 4:00 pm Madness Pictures

Sunday
10:00 am – 12:00 pm The Ultimate Sex Championship
12:15 pm – 5:00 pm Madness Pictures

Shy Love is available for media interviews which can be pre-scheduled with her publicist Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at 661-607-4891 or
jj@highprofilemedia.com.

For more information about Shy, please visit her web site http://www.shylovexxx.com/.

SANDEE WESTGATE SIGNING AT AVN

Vanilla Skies, CA: Maximum Xposure contract girl and former Playboy model gone bad Sandee Westgate will be signing and meeting fans at the Leisure Time Entertainment booth at the AVN Convention. The convention will be at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas from Thursday, January 5th through Sunday, January 8th. Leisure Time, home of Barzoon Distributing, Maximum Xposure, Sinful Pleasures and Direct Platinum DVD will be located in booth #8042. Sandee will also be a presenter at the AVN Awards on Saturday night. Maximum Xposure’s Director of Sales, Eric Gutterman said “This is a fantastic opportunity to meet one of adult’s fastest rising stars. Sandee is uniquely talented and even more beautiful in person”.

Sandee’s scheduled to appear at the following times:

Thursday 1/5 – 11:00am – 12:30pm
2:00pm – 4:00pm

Friday 1/6 – 10:30am – Noon
1:00pm – 2:30pm

Saturday 1/7 – 10am – Noon
1:00pm – 3:00pm

Sunday 1/8 – Noon – 2:00pm

Sandee Westgate is Maximum Xposure’s first contract girl. She has appeared in two films for Maximum Xposure, “Girlfriends” and “Carnal Desires”, both produced by her own Femme Fusion Entertainmnet company. “Girlfriends” set new sales records for Maximum Xposure and “Carnal Desires ” seems poised to do the same. Sandee has been a well known Glamour and pin-up model for the past five years. She was discovered by Playboy in early 2000 and has since set the adult world on fire appearing on the covers of AVN, Hustler, Club, Cheri as well as the upcoming March 2006 issue of “Busty Beauties”.

To order any of Maximum Xposure’s releases contact Eric Gutterman at 818-781-2345 ext. 233. Media inquires can be directed to Ian McGee at 818-781-2345 ext. 253 or at ian.mcgee@emaillte.com

Check out all Maximum Xposure releases at www.maximumxposure.net

WHERE TO FIND PEOPLE AT AVN!!!

from ADULTDVDTALK, here is the comprehensive list of booth assignments.

Booth # Studio Talent Times Signing
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Alektra Blue Th-Sa
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Courtney Cummz F-Su
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Havanna Ginger F-Sa
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Jasmine Byrne F-Su
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Jasmine Tame F-Sa
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Julia Bond F-Su
1025 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance Marie Luv F-Su
2043 Acid Rain Brooke Haven
2043 Acid Rain Mya Luanna
7000 Adam & Eve Alexandra Silk Fr 12-3, Sa 12-2, Su 11-1
7000 Adam & Eve Austyn Moore Fr 12-5, Sa 1-5, Su 1-4
7000 Adam & Eve Carmen Luvana Fr 2-5, Sa 1-5, Su 1-4
7000 Adam & Eve Charmane Star Fr 12-3, Sa 12-3, Su 11-2
7000 Adam & Eve Katie Morgan Fr 3-6, Sa 3-5, Su 2-4
7000 Adam & Eve Mari Posa
7000 Adam & Eve Nina Hartley Fr 3-6, Sa 2-4, Su 1-4
11-307 Adult Stars Party Poker Avena Lee
11-307 Adult Stars Party Poker Sunset Thomas
4089 adultbizlaw.com Tiffany Digivanni
3077 adultrental.com Brooke Hunter
3077 adultrental.com Felicia Fox
3077 adultrental.com Syren
9069 Alibi Entertainment/SIA Productions Brandy Dearborn
9069 Alibi Entertainment/SIA Productions Kitten
9069 Alibi Entertainment/SIA Productions Tia Sweets
9069 Alibi Entertainment/SIA Productions Unique
A-List Girls Tawny Roberts
A-List Girls Devon
2083 AMA Donna Doll
2083 AMA Nautica Thorn
2083 AMA Veronica Jett
6071 Amorz Entertainment Aoyama Yoko
6071 Amorz Entertainment Fujii Aya
6071 Amorz Entertainment Sakura Fujiko
7042 Anabolic Kat
7042 Anabolic Kelsey Michaels
7042 Anabolic Tia Tinaka
7042 Anabolic Tiffany Holiday
4057 Anarchy/Python Cindy Crawford
4057 Anarchy/Python Gia Jordan
4057 Anarchy/Python Nikki Hunter
4057 Anarchy/Python Trina Michaels
5061 Andrew Blake Aria Giovanni Fr 1-4, Sa 3-6, Su 1-4
5021 Cherry Boxxx Cytherea
5021 Cherry Boxxx Daisy
4082 Cinderella Distributors Phoenix Ray
4082 Cinderella Distributors Phyllisha Ann
4082 Cinderella Distributors Stephanie Tripp
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Allysa Knight
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Avy Scott
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Cherokee
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Cody Milo
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Kelly Kline
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Kristen Price
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Nadia Hilton
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Nadia Styles
5039 CinemaPlay/Spice Sativa Rose
ClubJenna Jenna Jameson
ClubJenna McKenzie
ClubJenna Jesse Capelli
ClubJenna Ashton Moore
2057 & 3057 Colossal Entertainment Dakota Cameron
2057 & 3057 Colossal Entertainment Mika Tan
2057 & 3057 Colossal Entertainment Sara Stone
2057 & 3057 Colossal Entertainment Vivian West
9055 Crush Bobbi Eden Friday January 6, 2006, 11 am – 5 pm
2101 Damaged Productions Nikita Lee
3071 Dane Productions Annie Cruz
3071 Dane Productions Cindy Sterling
3071 Dane Productions Crissy Cums
3071 Dane Productions Darien Ross
3071 Dane Productions Deja Dare
3071 Dane Productions Elizabeth Starr
3071 Dane Productions Erica More
3071 Dane Productions Kandie Cox
3071 Dane Productions Karma Storm
3071 Dane Productions Lexxy Foxx
3071 Dane Productions Rene Pornero
3071 Dane Productions Satisfaction
3071 Dane Productions Sophia Sandobar
3071 Dane Productions Summer Cummings
3071 Dane Productions Summer Haze
3071 Dane Productions Taya Silver
3071 Dane Productions Vixxen
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Aurora Snow
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Cindy Crawford Fri 1-4 Sa 1-5, Su 10-1
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Eva Angelina Sa 4-6
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Jessi Summers Fri 4-6 Sa 4-6, Su 10-1
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Lauren Phoenix Fri 1-4 Sa 9-1 & at MALLCOM booth 1:30-3:30
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Naudia Nyce Fri 11-2, 4-6 Sa 2-5, Su 10-1
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Taylor Rain Fri 11-2 Sa 4-6 & at MALLCOM booth 1:30-3:30
4083 Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment Vanity Sat 2-5
7042 Diabolic Alicia Alighotti
7042 Diabolic Alicia Angel
7042 Diabolic Haley Paige
7042 Diabolic Kelly Wells
7012 Digital Playground Jana Cova Fri 1-4, Sa 12-345, Su 130-5
7012 Digital Playground Janine Lindemulder Fri 12-1, 4-6, Sat 4-6, Sun 10-130
7012 Digital Playground Jesse Jane Fri 1-4; Su 130-5
7012 Digital Playground Sophia Santi Fri 12-1, 4-6, Sat 4-6, Sun 10-130
7012 Digital Playground Teagan Presley Fri 1-4, Sa 1-4, Su 11-3
5063 Doghouse Digital Amy Lee
5063 Doghouse Digital Angie
5063 Doghouse Digital Christine Young
5063 Doghouse Digital Melissa Doll
5063 Doghouse Digital Sarah Moon
5063 Doghouse Digital Vanessa Gold
8097 Dragon Novelties Dana Vespoli
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Alana Evans
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Flower Tucci
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Gianna Lynn
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Katrina Kraven
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Lexxi Tyler
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Olivia O’Lovely
5031 DVSX/Mofo Wear Tiffany Mynx
3036 Elegant Angel Flower Tucci
3036 Elegant Angel Hillary Scott
3036 Elegant Angel Kami Andrews
3036 Elegant Angel Kinzie Kenner
3036 Elegant Angel Sammie Rhodes
3036 Elegant Angel Tiana Lynn
9094 ENCAE Studios Caressa
9094 ENCAE Studios Jenitalia Li
9094 ENCAE Studios Viddy Vincent
1017 Erotique Photography Lauren Kain
1017 Erotique Photography Angelique Monet
1017 Erotique Photography Lauren Kain
1017 Erotique Photography Sarah Rose
7024 Evil Angel Ayana Angel
7024 Evil Angel Belladonna
7024 Evil Angel Gianna
7024 Evil Angel Jenna Haze
7024 Evil Angel Katja Kassin
7024 Evil Angel Melissa Lauren
7024 Evil Angel Taryn Thomas
3024 EXP/Venom Daphne Rosen
3024 EXP/Venom Max Hardcore
3024 EXP/Venom Layla
3024 Exquisite / Gina Lynn Productions Gina Lynn Fr 4-6, Sa 4-6, Su 12-4
6095 Extreme Assoc./Evolution Erotica Gia Paloma
6095 Extreme Assoc./Evolution Erotica Heather ‘Paris’ Gables
4031 Heatwave Beauty
4031 Heatwave Bijan Sudaan
4031 Heatwave Erica More
4031 Heatwave Lola Lane
4001 Hustler Joanna Angel
4001 Hustler Joey Hart
4001 Hustler Kimberly Kane
4001 Hustler Larry Flynt
4001 Hustler Memphis Monroe
9057 ilovegauge.com Aurora Snow
9057 ilovegauge.com Brandy Lyons
9057 ilovegauge.com Gauge
3043 JM Productions Ashley Blue
3043 JM Productions Ava Devine
3043 JM Productions Domino
3043 JM Productions Melissa Lauren
3043 JM Productions Missy Monroe
4043 Kick Ass Bianca Pureheart
4043 Kick Ass Gen Padova
3089 Las Vegas Confidential Andrea
3089 Las Vegas Confidential Ashton
3089 Las Vegas Confidential Bella Starr
3089 Las Vegas Confidential Chloe
3089 Las Vegas Confidential Minnie
Las Vegas Magazine Jassie
?? Las Vegas Strip August
?? Las Vegas Strip Charlie Lane
4083 Lee Network Kelly Erikson
8042 Leisure Time Sandee Westgate
LeWood Francesca Le
LeWood Kristal Summers
8030 Madness/Supercore Audrey Hollander
8030 Madness/Supercore Destiny
8030 Madness/Supercore Loni
8030 Madness/Supercore Nyomi Marcella
8030 Madness/Supercore Shy Love
Mallcom Taylor Rain
Mallcom Naudia Nyce
Mallcom Lauren Phoenix
Mallcom Jessi Summers
Mallcom Cindy Crawford
9063 Mercenary Pictures Lexington Steele
9063 Mercenary Pictures Mandy Bright
9063 Mercenary Pictures Tina Tyler
9063 Mercenary Pictures Vanessa Blue
3000 Metro Ashley Steele
3000 Metro Bella Starr
3000 Metro Britney Foster
3000 Metro Cherokee
3000 Metro Eva Angelina
3000 Metro Eva Angelina
3000 Metro Martina Warren
3000 Metro Regan Reece
3000 Metro Rob Rotten
3000 Metro Ron Jeremy
8036 Multimedia Pictures BrookeHunter
8036 Multimedia Pictures Chocolate
8036 Multimedia Pictures Jim Powers
8036 Multimedia Pictures Mocha
8036 Multimedia Pictures Sasha Knox
7051 Naughty America Jamie Elle
7051 Naughty America Lexi Bardot
7051 Naughty America Lezley Zen
7051 Naughty America Mari Posa
7051 Naughty America Mrs. Starr
7051 Naughty America Roxy Jezel
7051 Naughty America Victoria Sweet
7034 New Machine Jade Hsu
7034 New Machine Randy West
4013 New Sensations Julia Bond
4013 New Sensations Sunny Lane
1030 NJ Films Michelle Lay
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Avy Scott
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Britney Skye
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Cherish & Cali
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Diane
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Erin Moore
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Peter North
11-501 NorthStar Assoc. Tianna Kai
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Aimee Sweet
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Erin Dayo
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Jelena Jensen
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Jen Stephens
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Jezebelle Bond Fr 10-2, Sa 10-2
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Lisa Sparxxx
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Raven
2077 Old Pueblo Distribution Rebecca Hilton
4023 Paradise Visual Booths Cara Lott Fr 12-6, Sa 1-6
4023 Paradise Visual Booths Christy Canyon Fr 12-6, Sa 12-6, Su 12-6
4023 Paradise Visual Booths Felix Vicious Fr 2-6, Sa 2-8
4023 Paradise Visual Booths Keisha Fr 3-6, Sa 3-6
5083 Penthouse Bella Starr
5083 Penthouse Cassia Riley
5083 Penthouse Charlie Lane
5083 Penthouse Cheyenne Silver
5083 Penthouse Courtney Taylor
5083 Penthouse Heather Vandeven
5083 Penthouse Jamie Lynn
5083 Penthouse Kellie Marie
5083 Penthouse Linn Thomas
5083 Penthouse Martina Warren
5083 Penthouse Melissa Jacobs
5083 Penthouse Sunny Leone
1077 Platinum Blue Brittany Starr
1077 Platinum Blue Brittney Skye
1077 Platinum Blue Jessica Jaymes
1077 Platinum Blue Lexxi Tyler
1077 Platinum Blue Nick Manning
1077 Platinum Blue Skye Blue
1077 Platinum Blue Tiffany Taylor
1077 Platinum Blue Shyla Stylez
4035 Platinum X Productions Bambi
4035 Platinum X Productions Brandon Iron
4035 Platinum X Productions Candy Manson
4035 Platinum X Productions Hillary Scott
4035 Platinum X Productions Jewel Denyle ???
4035 Platinum X Productions John Strong
4035 Platinum X Productions Kelly Kline
4035 Platinum X Productions Kylie Ireland
4035 Platinum X Productions Marquetta Jewel
4035 Platinum X Productions Sean Michaels
4035 Platinum X Productions Selena Silver
4035 Platinum X Productions Toni Ribas
4035 Platinum X Productions Tori Lane
4023 Pleasure Productions Cara Lott
4023 Pleasure Productions Christy Canyon
4023 Pleasure Productions Keisha
4023 Pleasure Productions Nina Hartley
2063 Pulse Charlotte Stokely
2063 Pulse Faith
2063 Pulse Gina Lynn Fr 2-4, Sat 2-4
2063 Pulse Kimberly Kane
2063 Pulse Niki Clover
4063 Pure Play Alexia
4063 Pure Play Amber Peach
4063 Pure Play Celeste Star
4063 Pure Play Cousin Stevie
4063 Pure Play Crystal
4063 Pure Play Flower Tucci
4063 Pure Play Friday
4063 Pure Play Ionie Luvcoxxx
4063 Pure Play MacKenzie Mack
4063 Pure Play Mary Carey
4063 Pure Play Rebecca
4063 Pure Play Seymore Butts
4063 Pure Play Sue Diamont
4063 Pure Play Summer
4063 Pure Play Tera Bond
4063 Pure Play Tylene Buck
3088 Ramco Productions Hollie Stevens
3088 Ramco Productions Jenna Brooks
1013 Red Light District Briana Love
1013 Red Light District Candy Manson
1013 Red Light District Cassie Courtland
1013 Red Light District Dana Duval
1013 Red Light District David Luger
1013 Red Light District Georgia Peach
1013 Red Light District Holly Wellin
1013 Red Light District Jake Malone
1013 Red Light District James Avalon
1013 Red Light District Karina Kay
1013 Red Light District Katsumi
1013 Red Light District Manuel Ferrara
1013 Red Light District Michael Sefano
1013 Red Light District Mike John
1013 Red Light District Penny Flame
1013 Red Light District Rita Faltoyano
1013 Red Light District Vince Vouyer
4095 Rockman Lexi Love
3051 Search Extreme Cherie
3051 Search Extreme Corina Taylor
2089 Sensational Video Master Len
2089 Sensational Video Miss Deja
2089 Sensational Video Samantha 38G
2089 Sensational Video Buxom Candy 38F
?? Serious Mirror Nyomi Marcella
?? Shane’s World Devinn Lane
?? Shane’s World Jenna Pressley
?? Sin City Michele Maylene
Sin City Sandra Romain
9090 SLLA Wurks Frank Castle
9090 SLLA Wurks Linda Roberts
8012 Smash Alana Evans
8012 Smash Christie Lee
8012 Smash Delilah Strong
8012 Smash Tiffany Rayne
8012 Smash Vicky Vette
Spice Studios Alysa Knight
Spice Studios Cherokee
Spice Studios Codi Milo
Spice Studios Kelly Kline
Spice Studios Kristen Price
Spice Studios Nadia Hilton
Spice Studios Nadia Styles
Spice Studios Sativa Rose
Studio A Entertainment Adriana Sage
Studio A Entertainment Aria Giovanni
Studio A Entertainment Monica Mendez
Studio A Entertainment Valentina Vaughn
9022 Taylor Wane Entertainment Taylor Wane
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Katie Morgan
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Kylie Ireland
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Layla Jade
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Lexi L’amour
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Lisa Sparxxx
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Puma Swede
3103 Team Tyler/Black Widow/KSEXradio Tyler Faith
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Adriana Mynx
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Angie Savage
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency April Blossom
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Brittney Skye
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Julia Bond
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Kianna Dior
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Lauren Kain
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Lucy Lee
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Nikki Benz
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Tera Patrick
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Tiffany Digivanni
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Tylene Buck
4089 TeraVision/Tera Patrick Agency Yasmin Taylor
3100 Twisted Pink Leah Luv
3100 Twisted Pink Brandy Malere
3100 Twisted Pink Julian
3100 Twisted Pink Leah Luv
3100 Twisted Pink Lola
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Carmen Luvana
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Julia Ann
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Kelly Erikson
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Mary Carey
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Raylene
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Shifty
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Shy Love
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Stephanie Swift
11-505 UltimateSexChampionship.com Teanna Kai
4001 VCA Joanna Angel
4001 VCA Riley Mason
7079 Video Team Alexis Amore
7079 Video Team Angel Eyes
7079 Video Team Lori Alexia
Video-X-Pics Ron Jeremy
5001 Vivid Lexi Marie
5001 Vivid Mercedez
5001 Vivid Monique Alexander
5001 Vivid Savanna Samson
5001 Vivid Lanny Barbie
5001 Vivid Tera Patrick
3051 WantedList.com Dani Woodward
3051 WantedList.com Randi Wright
3051 WantedList.com Tylene Buck
5051 West Coast Jazmine Cashmere
5051 West Coast Olivia O’Lovely
5051 West Coast Skyy Black
5051 West Coast Tiffany Minx
5051 West Coast Victoria Allure
3012 Wicked Carmen Hart
3012 Wicked Jessica Drake
3012 Wicked Julia Ann
3012 Wicked Kaylani Lei
3012 Wicked Kristen Price
3012 Wicked Stormy Daniels
522 Xhale glass Lexxi Tyler

EVIL ANGEL SIGNING SCHEDULE FOR AVN

AEE 2006 Signing schedule for Evil Angel

Girls at the Evil Angel booth (signing hours listed below)
Belladonna
Taryn Thomas
Jenna Haze
Katja Kassin
Melissa Lauren
Ayana Angel
Gianna

Evil Angel directors at the convention: (although they will not officially be signing autographs at specific times, you will most likely see them at the Evil Angel booth or around the convention throughout the week)

John Stagliano
John Leslie
Belladonna (signing hours listed below)
Christoph Clark
Jules Jordan
Joey Silvera
Jonni Darkko
Justin Slayer
Erik Everhard
Gazzman from Harmony

By Day

Thursday, January 5

Belladonna: 10am – 2pm
Taryn Thomas: 1 – 5pm
Jenna Haze: 10am – 2pm
Katja Kassin: 11am – 1pm, 2 – 4pm
Melissa Lauren: 1 – 5pm
Ayana Angel: 11am – 1pm, 2 – 4pm
Gianna: No hours today

Friday, January 6

Belladonna: 1 – 5pm
Taryn Thomas: 9am – 1pm
Jenna Haze: 1 – 6pm
Katja Kassin: 10am – 2pm
Melissa Lauren: 1 – 6pm
Ayana Angel: 10am – 1pm, 2 – 6pm
Gianna: 9am – 1pm

Saturday, January 7

Belladonna: 9am – 1pm
Taryn Thomas: 1 – 5pm
Jenna Haze: 10am – 2pm
Katja Kassin: 1 – 6pm
Melissa Lauren: 9am – 1pm
Ayana Angel: 10am – 1pm, 2 – 6pm
Gianna: 1 – 6pm

Sunday, January 8

Belladonna: No hours today
Taryn Thomas: 10am – 2pm
Jenna Haze: 12 – 4pm
Katja Kassin: 1 – 5pm
Melissa Lauren: 10am – 2pm, 1 – 4pm
Ayana Angel: 11am – 1pm, 2 – 5pm
Gianna: No hours today

THE WORLD WILL END ON JULY 5, 2006! BELIEVE IT, PEOPLE!

IN WHAT EASILY HAS A CHANCE TO WIN TOP HONORS IN THE “RETARDED STORY OF THE YEAR” AWARD…

A UFO CULT PREDICTING THE APOCALYPSE WILL COME THIS JULY SEEKING TO RECRUIT PORNO PERFORMERS FOR ITS FINAL CELEBRATION BEFORE WE ALL EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES.

THE CATCH IS ONLY MEMBERS ARE INVITED TO THE PARTY. MEMBERSHIP COSTS $30.

QUESTION IS, WHAT GOOD IS THE MONEY IF THE WORLD IS GONNA END?

CLEVELAND, Ohio, January 2, 2006: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Wednesday, July 5, 2006. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. “Bob” Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Thursday, June 29 to July 5, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was designated the first true “X-Day,” and each successive year has added one to the total. This year’s celebration in 2006 is X-Day 9, or X-Day IX.

The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to increase the numbers of its membership before the arrival of the Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers, pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers, geeks, and outcasts.

The Church is seeking performers and producers from the adult entertainment industry in particular, because sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of pornography and adult entertainment, and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4.

The Church of the SubGenius has been no stranger to controversy since its foundation, and the upcoming X-Day celebration promises to be no different. In the late 1980s, members of the Church were accused of spreading a virus in Macintosh computers known as the “Peace Virus.” Numerous articles have been written on the Church in such noteworthy publications as the New York Times, Washington Post, Wired Online, Boston Globe, U.S. News and World Report; and broadcast reports have been produced by CNN and NPR. In April 1999, officials of the city of Cambridge, Massachusetts shut down an official SubGenius Devival gathering in the belief that the Church was affiliated with the Trenchcoat Mafia (the organization blamed for the Columbine high school shootings), though authorities later realized the association was mistaken. In its January 1, 2000 issue, a Time magazine poll declared J.R. “Bob” Dobbs the biggest fraud of the 20th century.

Detailed information about X-Day can be found on the World Wide Web at the X-Day Web site:

http://www.modemac.com/x-day

The official home page of the Church of the SubGenius can be found at:

http://www.subgenius.com

Photographers, entertainers, production companies, radio broadcasters, and all media producers are encouraged to contact the Church at its Cleveland, Ohio headquarters at (216) 320-9528.

Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
Phone/Fax: (216) 320-9528
stang@subgenius.com, jesus@subgenius.com

 

THE POWER OF THE PRESS AT WORK. SWEET

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. A PORN CHICK ASKS IF YOU’D THROW UP HER PRESS RELEASE. YOU SAY SURE, BUT ONLY IF SHE SUCKS YOUR COCK. SHE AGREES. YOU FULFILL YOUR END OF THE DEAL. SHE REALIZES SHE GAVE YOU THE WRONG PRESS RELEASE. SHE ASKS YOU TO THROW UP THE CORRECT ONE. YOU SAY SURE, BUT ONLY IF SHE LETS YOU CUM IN HER EYE. SHE DOESN’T AGREE, ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T TOLD HER ABOUT THE EXTRA “EYE POP” FEE. YOUR SAVING THAT FOR A SURPRIZE. SHE’S THRILLED.

AND THAT’S HOW THE POWER OF THE PRESS WORKS. SWEET.

 

TWISTED PINK SIGNING SCHEDULE FOR 2006 AVN EXPO.

Nominated for … ‘BEST NEW COMPANY’

Twisted Pink Entertainment presents – Busty Beauty Brandy Talore , Teen Sensation Leah Luv, Lovely Latina Lola w/ exclusive contract star Julian.

Come check them out at the 2006 AVN Show at booth #3100.

See schedule below for signing times.

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!

BRANDY TALORE-

THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 2006 – 10am to 6pm

FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 2006 – 9am to 6pm

SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 2006 – 9am to 6pm

LEAH LUV-

THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 2006 – 10am to 4pm

FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 2006 – 9am to 4pm

SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 2006 – 9am to4pm

LOLA-

THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 2006 – 10am to 6pm

FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 2006 – 9am to 6pm

SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 2006 – 9am to 6pm

SUNDAY, JANUARY 8, 2006 – 10am to 5pm

JULIAN-

THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 2006 – 10am to 6pm

FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 2006 – 9am to 6pm

SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 2006 – 9am to 6pm

SUNDAY, JANUARY 8, 2006 – 10am to 5pm

SERIOUSLY, HOW BAD DOES THIS MAKE AMERICA LOOK?

ALL THIS TIME WE’VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT HOW BAD COMMUNISM IS AND HOW WE’RE NUMBER ONE, BUT THEM BAD CHINESE COMMUNISTS ARE THE ONES WINNING THEIR WAR ON PORNOGRAPHY WHILE WE’RE STUCK TRYING TO DO NUMBER ONE WITH A FINGER JAMMED UP OUR ASS ‘CAUSE WE CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING.

AND WHEN WE SAY “WE” WE MEAN THE DUMB SHITS “RUNNING” THE COUNTRY (INTO THE TOILET…)

China routinely blocks access to internet sites on sensitive subjects such as self-ruled Taiwan, which China regards as its own territory, and the 1989 Tiananmen Square pro-democracy demonstrations, which were crushed by the military with heavy loss of life. Regulations also target sites that publish fabricated information and content deemed to harm national security.

“The spread of web sites that involve pornography has been bought under effective control,” the Ministry of Public Security’s internet security and supervision bureau’s Zhao Shiqiang told a news conference.

Police had detained 221 people and shut down almost 600 domestic pornographic web sites as of the end of November, Mr Zhao said.

“Due to the specialised nature of internet technology, there are still some places where pornography exists,” he said. “Harmful information on overseas sites can still be transmitted internally, and a minority of people try to use the web to carry out illegal activities.”

China has been taking aim at violent web-based games as well as spam, fraud and gambling.

An average of 60 million spam emails are sent every day in China, according to security ministry figures.

New rules have targeted internet news content to tighten the noose on freewheeling bloggers and rein in a growing source of information for the mainland’s more than 100 million internet users.

They also ban posts that “instigate illegal gatherings, formation of associations, marches, demonstrations, or disturb social order,” indicating a lesson learned from anti-Japanese protests that swept China last April and which spread in part due to postings on internet bulletin boards and chat rooms.

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“It is not a crusade,” said Daniela Santanche, but “a contribution to the government’s commitment to rigor in the public accounts.”

Santanche, who hails from the right-wing National Alliance, had just succeeded in putting into Italy’s 2006 budget a stiff new tax on pornography and sex goods.

Manufacturers will have to pay a 25 percent surcharge on the profits made from the sale of everything from hard-core DVDs and magazines to pink furry handcuffs. Subscribers to television porn channels will also be hit with an extra 10 percent in value-added tax.

Silvio Berlusconi’s center-right government needs all the money it can lay its hands on. Italy’s budget deficit is well over the ceiling of 3 percent of GDP set by the euro-area’s stability pact. The 2006 budget, due to be adopted this week, tries optimistically to keep it under 3.8 percent.

Even so, few believe that Santanche’s amendment was inspired solely by fiscal prudence. Her party also has a puritanical streak. Yet few legislators have criticized the “porn tax” on these grounds.

One of the few half-dissenters was Roberto Maroni, a Northern League minister, who argued that “if the commercialization of a pornographic product is legal in the eyes of the government, there is no sense in taxing it more.”

He, and some others on the right, also object to the notion of a government that came to power promising lower taxes inventing new ones instead.

The finance ministry started out against. It worried that, in its original form of a sales tax, the porn levy might run into trouble in Brussels. However, officials have got more enthusiastic about the porn tax as it has become clear how much it might yield.

The latest official estimate is 150 million euro ($180 million) a year. But a study by the Eurispes research institute calculates that the porn industry in Italy made profits of around 1.1 billion euro ($1.3 billion) in 2004.

If rigorously applied, the new tax could thus net as much as 275 million euro ($326 million) a year — without counting in the extra from a last-minute change to extend the tax to profits from violent, as well as raunchy, DVDs.

Two questions remain. One is whether Italy’s tax collectors might find themselves mired in a quagmire of conflicting definitions.

One person’s pornography (or violence) can be the next person’s art. Will DVDs of Bernardo Bertolucci’s explicit 2003 movie, “The Dreamers,” be taxed, for example?

The other question is whether letting the taxman into Italians’ bedrooms might cost Berlusconi votes in the election that is due in a few months’ time.

Neither question would have bothered the two 15th-century popes who set the pattern for Italy’s newest impost by taxing the profits from prostitution in Rome.

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From www.newyorkpost.com It’s a holiday heartbreaker for one Brooklyn synagogue: Burglars have broken into the house of worship seven times in the past two months, once downloading porn onto a computer used by elderly people.

The burglaries at the Congregation B’nai Israel of Midwood began in October, said the congregation’s president, Bernie Lazar.

In one incident, the prowlers downloaded pornography onto computers used by the senior citizens who visit the synagogue’s community center.

“They put porno on [a computer],” Lazar said. “Can you believe that?”

A volunteer discovered the lewd material.

It’s unclear whether the break-ins were committed by the same criminals, but in each instance, the thieves have stolen hundreds of dollars in cash and ransacked the synagogue, costing the facility thousands more in damages.

Security upgrades to keep the thugs out — which have been successful for almost two weeks — could cost as much as $10,000, Lazar said.

Officials do not think the burglaries are anti-Semitic and have not seen any graffiti accompanying the vile vandalism to the synagogue and community center.