RESEARCHERS SAY: PUSSY MAKES MEN DUMB

Sex cues ruin men’s decisiveness

from the BBC

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Images of women such as Kelly Brook can be distracting to men

Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man’s decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests.

The more testosterone he has, the stronger the effect, according to work by Belgian researchers.

Men about to play a financial game were shown images of sexy women or lingerie.

The Proceedings of the Royal Society B study found they were more likely to accept unfair offers than men not been exposed to the alluring images.

The suggestion is that the sexual cues distract the men’s thoughts, preventing them from focusing on their task – particularly among those with high natural testosterone levels.

The University of Leuven researchers gave 176 heterosexual male student volunteers aged 18 to 28 financial games to test their fair play.

They are looking for opportunities to pass on their genes
Dr George Fieldman, Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College

But first, half of the men were shown sexual cues of some kind.

One group of 44 men were given pictures to rate; some were shown landscapes while the rest were shown attractive women.

Another group, of 37 men, were either asked to assess the quality, texture and colour of a bra or a t-shirt.

And a third group of 95 were shown either pictures of elderly women or young models.

Each group was then paired up to play a game where the men had $10, a proposer had to suggest a split, and the other man accepted or rejected the offer.

If the second man accepted the offer, the money was distributed in agreement with the offer. If he rejected it, neither partner got anything.

The game is designed as a lab model of hunting or food sharing situations.

‘Vulnerable’

The men’s performance in the tests showed those who had been exposed to the "sexual cues" were more likely to accept an unfair offer than those who were not.

The men’s testosterone levels were also tested – by comparing the length of the men’s index finger compared to their ring finger.

If the ring finger is longer, it indicates a high testosterone level.

The researchers found that men in the study who had the highest levels performed worst in the test, and suggest that is because they are particularly sensitive to sexual images.

Dr Siegfried DeWitte, one of the researchers who worked on the study, said: "We like to think we are all rational beings, but our research suggests … that people with high testosterone levels are very vulnerable to sexual cues.

"If there are no cues around, they behave normally.

"But if they see sexual images they become impulsive."

He added: "It’s a tendency, but these people are not powerless to fight it.

"Hormone levels are one thing, but we can learn to deal with it."

The researchers are conducting similar tests with women. But so far, they have failed to find a visual stimulus which will affect their behaviour."

Dr George Fieldman, principal lecturer in psychology at Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College, told the BBC News website: "The fact men are distracted by sexual cues fits in to evolutionary experience. It’s what they are expected to do.

"They are looking for opportunities to pass on their genes."

He said the study confirmed what had been suspected by many.

"If a man is being asked to choose between something being presented by an attractive woman and an ugly men, they might not be as dispassionate as they could be."

PSYCHO PRIEST

Priest confesses to killing pregnant lover

Clergyman reportedly strangled, dismembered woman after Easter Mass

TOLUCA, Mexico – A Mexican priest has confessed to strangling his pregnant lover after Easter Mass and cutting her body into pieces, a state attorney general said Wednesday.

Cesar Torres, 42, confessed to slaying Veronica Andrade Salinas, 22, at Sacred Heart of Jesus Parish in the city of Nezahualcoyotl on Mexico City’s eastern outskirts, Mexico state Attorney General Abel Villicana told a news conference.

Villicana read from a statement signed by Torres in which the priest described how he had been having an affair with Salinas and that she came to his parish residence to say she was pregnant and ask for money shortly after he had participated in Easter Mass.

The two fought, and Torres strangled his former lover to death. He then dragged the body to a nearby bathroom and, according to the statement authorities say he signed, used a kitchen knife to cut off her head and hack her body to pieces. He packed the pieces into plastic bags.

According to the confession, Torres loaded the bags into a pickup truck and dumped them near a municipal cemetery in Chimalhuiacan, which like Nezahualcoyotl is in Mexico state.

Authorities in recent weeks recovered the bodies of five other women who had been slain and dumped in Chimalhuiacan. Some of those victims had been mutilated — sparking speculation a serial killer could be working in the area.

But Villicana said the testimonies of Salias’ family members led to his arrest Wednesday morning and evidence recovered around the parish helped prompt his confession.

He said Torres was scheduled to appear before a judge in coming days to be formally charged with murder.

The victim was expecting a girl at the time of her slaying. She left behind two other girls, ages 1 and 6 months.

BEWARE OF THE DOOR TO DOOR BREAST EXAM GUY

76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer

from Reuters

MIAMI – A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman’s apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff’s spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff’s spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

4 MORE LA DIRECT GIRLS TO TAKE OVER ROUGE

Four Sexy Stars Take The Stage Tuesday, April 25th
Rouge Gentlemen’s Club Hosts LA Direct Models’ Up and Comers Night

LA Direct Models

(Studio City, CA) What is sexy? Webster’s definition of sexy reads: Sexually suggestive or stimulating, Erotic.

Rouge Gentlemen’s Club defines sexy as Rio, Tyra Banxxx, Cindy Crawford, and Davia ArdellLA Direct Model’s Sexy Stars who most certainly meet the criteria of Webster’s descriptive.

LA Direct Models and  Rogue Gentlemans Club BannerScheduled to take the stage Tuesday, April 25th for the twice monthly Up And Comers Night, these Sexy Stars will each engage in a suggestive solo feature dance presentation. Sexually stimulating and erotic by nature, Rio, Tyra, Cindy, and Davia will taunt, tease, and blow your mind as they take it off and turn you on.

Each Sexy Star is available immediately after her stage performance for lap dances, polaroids, and autographs. Merchandise including their latest and greatest flicks will be on hand for those who want a little piece of their favorite Sexy Star to go.

Playing with the crowd and each other, Rio, Tyra, Cindy, and Davia will round out this seductive soirée as they come together and take the stage in a sensually magnetic four way. Fans that show their appreciation and enthusiasm will receive free gifts from stage, so be sure to secure your seat at the tip rail.

The first Sexy Star takes the stage at 9pm sharp. Please arrive early to ensure your seat front row and center. Industry ladies are admitted free.

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‘I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE’

Lawmaker Puzzled by Obscenity in Letter

By SAM HANANEL, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON – Nobody expects to get a letter from a member of Congress that ends with an expletive.

But that’s what happened when Rep. Jo Ann Emerson R-Mo., recently corresponded with a resident of her southeast Missouri district.

The letter ended with a profane, seven-letter insult beginning with the letter a — "i think you’re an. …"

Emerson says she can’t explain how the offensive language made it into the letter, which otherwise reads like a typical response to a citizen’s question about last year’s testimony of oil executives before the Senate Commerce Committee.

"There is no excuse for this inappropriate letter having been sent, and every apology has been made to the individual who received it," Emerson said in a statement to The Associated Press.

"We cannot determine whether the addition to the letter was made by someone within the office or by someone with access to the office, but it is on my letterhead and the responsibility for it lies with me. A valuable lesson has been learned and new procedures will be adopted as a result."

Spokesman Jeff Connor said the measures include locking down all computer workstations when they are not being used, increasing the editing of outgoing mail and reviewing policies on who has access to the office.

"No one has been disciplined at this time because we are not yet able to identify the person responsible," Connor said.

The man who received the letter, Bill Jones, of Centerville, Mo., declined to comment when reached by phone at his home Wednesday.

A copy of the letter had made its way to the Missouri Democratic Party, which faxed it to the AP.

Connor said that Emerson personally signed the letter, dated Feb. 15. She included a handwritten personal message at the bottom: "PS – please forgive the delay in responding."

WHAT KIDS LEARN IN ALGEBRA CLASS

Eighth-Graders Expelled For Showing Porn In Class

FROM the Associated Press

Some Alabama middle school students got an education all right — but it wasn’t the educational film their teacher had in mind.
Three eighth-graders have been expelled from Bay Minette Middle School in Bay Minette, after showing an X-rated film in class.

School district officials said the students slipped the DVD into a classroom player while their teacher’s back was turned. The class had been watching an educational video.

Another student told the teacher what had happened.

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New Starlet: Hillary Scott

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Female Performer of the Year: Nicki Hunter

Male Performer of the Year: Manuel Ferrara

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STUPID SLUT SIERRA SINN SOAKS SCOTT

Fayner Posts: More when I wake up, but I wanted to write this now before I fall asleep.

This whore above is Skeeter’s whore. She threw a drink all over me because she thought I was TheRealLukeFord.

I laughed at her and poured my own drink all over me.

More later.

But remember that this chick is a waste of semen.

SURE, THE FDA IS OBVIOUSLY SMARTER THAN A BUNCH OF SCIENTISTS

F.D.A. Dismisses Medical Benefit From Marijuana

WASHINGTON, April 20 — The Food and Drug Administration said Thursday that "no sound scientific studies" supported the medical use of marijuana, contradicting a 1999 review by a panel of highly regarded scientists.

The announcement inserts the health agency into yet another fierce political fight.

Susan Bro, an agency spokeswoman, said Thursday’s statement resulted from a past combined review by federal drug enforcement, regulatory and research agencies that concluded "smoked marijuana has no currently accepted or proven medical use in the United States and is not an approved medical treatment."

Ms. Bro said the agency issued the statement in response to numerous inquiries from Capitol Hill but would probably do nothing to enforce it.

"Any enforcement based on this finding would need to be by D.E.A. since this falls outside of F.D.A.’s regulatory authority," she said.

Eleven states have legalized medicinal use of marijuana, but the Drug Enforcement Administration and the director of national drug control policy, John P. Walters, have opposed those laws.

A Supreme Court decision last year allowed the federal government to arrest anyone using marijuana, even for medical purposes and even in states that have legalized its use.

Congressional opponents and supporters of medical marijuana use have each tried to enlist the F.D.A. to support their views. Representative Mark Souder, Republican of Indiana and a fierce opponent of medical marijuana initiatives, proposed legislation two years ago that would have required the food and drug agency to issue an opinion on the medicinal properties of marijuana.

Mr. Souder believes that efforts to legalize medicinal uses of marijuana are a front for efforts to legalize all uses of it, said Martin Green, a spokesman for Mr. Souder.

Tom Riley, a spokesman for Mr. Walters, hailed the food and drug agency’s statement, saying it would put to rest what he called "the bizarre public discussion" that has led to some legalization of medical marijuana.

The Food and Drug Administration statement directly contradicts a 1999 review by the Institute of Medicine, a part of the National Academy of Sciences, the nation’s most prestigious scientific advisory agency. That review found marijuana to be "moderately well suited for particular conditions, such as chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting and AIDS wasting."

Dr. John Benson, co-chairman of the Institute of Medicine committee that examined the research into marijuana’s effects, said in an interview that the statement on Thursday and the combined review by other agencies were wrong.

The federal government "loves to ignore our report," said Dr. Benson, a professor of internal medicine at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. "They would rather it never happened."

Some scientists and legislators said the agency’s statement about marijuana demonstrated that politics had trumped science.

"Unfortunately, this is yet another example of the F.D.A. making pronouncements that seem to be driven more by ideology than by science," said Dr. Jerry Avorn, a medical professor at Harvard Medical School.

Representative Maurice D. Hinchey, a New York Democrat who has sponsored legislation to allow medicinal uses of marijuana, said the statement reflected the influence of the Drug Enforcement Administration, which he said had long pressured the F.D.A. to help in its fight against marijuana.

A spokeswoman for the Drug Enforcement Administration referred questions to Mr. Walters’s office.

The Food and Drug Administration’s statement said state initiatives that legalize marijuana use were "inconsistent with efforts to ensure that medications undergo the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the F.D.A. approval process."

But scientists who study the medical use of marijuana said in interviews that the federal government had actively discouraged research. Lyle E. Craker, a professor in the division of plant and soil sciences at the University of Massachusetts, said he submitted an application to the D.E.A. in 2001 to grow a small patch of marijuana to be used for research because government-approved marijuana, grown in Mississippi, was of poor quality.

In 2004, the drug enforcement agency turned Dr. Craker down. He appealed and is awaiting a judge’s ruling. "The reason there’s no good evidence is that they don’t want an honest trial," Dr. Craker said.

Dr. Donald Abrams, a professor of clinical medicine at the University of California, San Francisco, said he had studied marijuana’s medicinal effects for years but had been frustrated because the National Institutes of Health, the leading government medical research agency, had refused to finance such work.

With financing from the State of California, Dr. Abrams undertook what he said was a rigorous, placebo-controlled trial of marijuana smoking in H.I.V. patients who suffered from nerve pain. Smoking marijuana proved effective in ameliorating pain, Dr. Abrams said, but he said he was having trouble getting the study published.

"One wonders how anyone" could fulfill the Food and Drug Administration request for well-controlled trials to prove marijuana’s benefits, he said.

Marinol, a synthetic version of a marijuana component, is approved to treat anorexia associated with AIDS and the nausea and vomiting associated with cancer drug therapy.

GW Pharmaceutical, a British company, has received F.D.A. approval to test a sprayed extract of marijuana in humans. Called Sativex, the drug is made from marijuana and is approved for sale in Canada. Opponents of efforts to legalize marijuana for medicinal uses suggest that marijuana is a so-called gateway drug that often leads users to try more dangerous drugs and to addiction.

But the Institute of Medicine report concluded there was no evidence that marijuana acted as a gateway to harder drugs. And it said there was no evidence that medical use of marijuana would increase its use among the general population.

Dr. Daniele Piomelli, a professor of pharmacology at the University of California, Irvine, said he had "never met a scientist who would say that marijuana is either dangerous or useless."

Studies clearly show that marijuana has some benefits for some patients, Dr. Piomelli said.

"We all agree on that," he said.

FAYNER INTERVIEWS DICK BANDIT (FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN IT IS 420 AND TMFR SAYS I HAVE TO DO FIVE STORIES A DAY AND I BETTER OR I AM FIRED!)

Fayner Posts: I hate 420 and

 everything it represents. I don’t need to set a time every day in which to get even more stupider, okay.

I am doing this interview against my own free will and testiment.

What has my life become when I’m being asked to fabricate an interview with a porn star’s pit bull named Dick Bandit?

Sorry, mom.

 

Fayner: So, hi, Dick Bandit. I can see your asshole.

DB: Is this what I’m to expect from this interview? I have better things to do.

Fayner: Like what?

DB: Can you keep a secret?

Fayner: Not really.

DB: The I’m not gonna tell you.

Fayner: Fine, then tell me what you’d be doing if you weren’t stuck here with me doing this stupid interview?

DB: That’s easy, man. I’d be outside tearing your hammock to motherfucking schreds, that’s what. There’s nothing better if you ask me, which you did and then I answered. That’s the way it works in this part of town. Woodland Hills, motherfucker! Represent!

Fayner: So, you’re a dog.

DB: Fuck you, Jew!

Fayner: What?! I thought we were friends?!

DB: Fuck that, dog! You see, the hammock represents the white man’s oppression over the black man and the pit bull. You can’t get a table at a nice restaurant when you’re a pit bull. People cross the street when you’re a pit bull! The god-damned mailman in my neighborhood don’t taste as good as the mailman in your fancy white neighborhood, you can bet your covered ass that shit is true! Bitch!

Fayner: Listen, will you take all that back and say you’re sorry for half a porterhouse steak?

DB: Jew and white people are all really nice and a joy to be around.

Fayner: Now sit.

DB: Fuck you, Jew!