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Deep in the heart of Ike

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As I posted about yesterday I came down to Texas to visit a friend and her husband and got caught up deep in the heart of Ike.  Couldn’t get a flight out, nor could I rent a car to try and drive home and even if I could have, not like they had any fucking gas left to get me the fuck out of here.


That being said, I’m posed now to be witness to my first, real live hurricane.


As of right now, the crashing waves and outer rim of the storm has hit the coast with surges expected to be as high as 20 feet in Galveston, Texas.  I being some 45 minutes away assumed we would be safe.   I mean how much power can a storm really maintain over land, right?


Turns out I’m a fucking idiot because even 2 hours inland they can expect winds as high as 100 miles an hour and flooding with like 10 inches of rain.


That information isn’t however what panics me.  It’s watching the news to hear this bitch explain that if they don’t get the fuck out now, “get off the island” and then she explains why they should get out of Galveston and how the winds are so strong that even within a few hours will grow so much that they will throw anyone out in them up against the sea wall and they will die instantly.


Something about hearing that shit on the news, just creeps me the fuck out.


Then they get into a discussion about the debris coming at your ass, so if you don’t die by being pulled in by the winds surely something coming out of the water will smack you in the head and kill you that way.


As you watch the waves crash on TV you really can’t help but get a sense of how really powerless you are in a situation like this.


No gas for your cars so you can’t get out.  Really no food as the grocery stores are empty, and the Mayor of Houston telling their people to stay home and “hunker down” and prepare for the storm.  And now some people are stranded trying to flee the coastal areas.  Yes apparently they were to stupid to leave last night when they were told to.  I think the coast guard said something like 200 people.  They had plans to leave today but found the roads were closed and the flood waters rose quicker than they imagined.  Water is rising as much as half a foot per hour so now the stupid fuckers are stuck and they had to spent a fuck load of money to fly their asses out of there.  Seriously those people should be left to die. They are clearly to stupid to deserve to live.


I don’t know about you but when someone says GET THE FUCK OUT AND GET THE FUCK OUT NOW, I’m getting the fuck out now.  Unlike those stupid fuckers they had the means to leave and get to “safety”, whereas those of us here further inland are stuck.  But then again we aren’t exactly on the coast where a hurricane as big as the state of fucking Texas heading my way with tidal waves as high as 20 feet coming right at me.




Update : 4:49 pm EST.   I just heard that the storm is some 200 miles wide and because of its massive size, even if the storm hits land at category 2, it will act like a category 4 as a result of the size.  How fucking crazy is that?  200 miles wide?!!!!!!!!! When they say things are bigger in Texas, fuck they aren’t kidding.



Update : 11:47 pm EST. It’s only really just begun. Ike technically hasn’t even hit landfall and things are getting pretty bad right about now. Obviously large amounts of flooding, and that’s without rain – it is from storm surges. Flooding without rain? I honestly would not have expected that. The winds have picked up quite a bit. Rain is hitting and getting worse. More than 535,000 without power in the Houston area alone. They expect this number to hit more than 2 million by 5 am. They are saying that some of these fine folks may be without power for as long as 2 to 3 weeks. TWO TO THREE FUCKING WEEKS!! Transformers are blowing and fires are spreading from house to house to house. Fire crews can’t get into many areas so they just have to sit there and watch homes burn. A pretty strong band of rain has just come through where I am at. Very strong gusts of wind have been going on for at least two hours but it seems to be getting progressively worse. The good news is, so far only one reported death in relation to the storm. Power is out about 6 miles from here. We expect to lose power in this area any time now. Gusts of wind where I am located seem to be hitting about 30 to 40 MPH and that I guess is the problem. As long as there is power I will continue to post random updates.



Update 1:52 am : Power continues to flicker on and off at my location. Parts of southern Houston, this is that area that is closer to the coast than I am, are experiencing sustained winds of about 73 MPH. Almost 1 million without power at this point and they are saying that they won’t even begin to attempt to get it back up for at least the next 12 hours however if you are without power you should expect it not to return for at least the next day or two but it could be as long as a week or so in some areas, those areas I suppose would be the coastal regions. However those as far as 2 hours inland are already experiencing huge gusts of wind as much as 50 MPH and having power outages.


At this point I have heard the phrase “hunker down” at least 793 times. I don’t know why we started counting. I guess it was a game to keep us entertained but for the love of god SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE HUNKER DOWN ALREADY. But seriously, if any one station uses the phrase hunker down 793 in just a few hours, then you seriously need to be fucking punched in the face. It’s so annoying. I just want to put my cock in their mouth and say “hunker down” on this bitch.


That being said, in case we lose power soon I don’t want that to be my last update so I wanted to try and think of a list of porn stars in Texas. The first four that come to mind happen to all be former or current Vivid girls, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton, Sunrise Adams, Nina Mercedez. Jesus Christ Vivid, you really seem to have a hard on for chicks from Texas. I would look into a list of more porn stars being from Texas later on. For now the power seems to continue to flicker and the wind picks up even more outside so noise continues to disturb me even more as my friend laughs and said this isn’t what you have to worry about, it’s the tornado’s, that form as a result of these weather conditions. WHAT? Fuck fuck sakes, I’ll be glad to get back home in the coming days.

What the fuck is Booble?

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You know you hear all this shit lately about Booble this, Booble that, Tera Patrick going to donate any winnings from Booble to Charity.  Blah blah blah.  A mother doesn’t go by that XBIZ or AVN isn’t posting about Booble and some months you have to hear about it more than once.


So I decided to check out what Booble is. First thing I noticed is that it is a search engine.  Oh I get it now, it’s meant to be like Google with boobies.  HA. Ha.


Okay, I like the idea so far.  I mean the Google lawyers will probably pounce all over their asses for trademark violations if they ever get to big but whatever, that’s for lawyers to figure out.


What I noticed more than anything about their website is how many ads there are.  Damn, that’s a lot of ads.  I noticed on the front page alone, 8 actual ads and 12 text link type ads.  Then I realized oh wait, their movie of the week which goes up and down half the front page is also an ad.  Holy shit these guys are tacky about ad placement but what the fuck ever.


So I take a look at their Booble girl of the month.  I search for Tera Patrick and you know what I get? Two paid listings, one of her official site and the other is for pornstar.com.  Hey at least they are actually about Tera Patrick so that’s at least something.


Next I searched for Hanna Hilton.  She was their Booble girl for last month.  I get 12 listings.  HOLY SHIT 12!! Nice!  Oh wait … one of the 12 listings actually have anything to do with Hanna Hilton.  But hey, I did get four more ads to look at, on top of the 12 paid listings – which had nothing to do with Hanna Hilton.


So let me get this straight.  They are and I quote …

Booble: the best adult porn search engine and sex search directory online


Yet they have no listings for Hanna Hilton, the newest Vivid girl, who might I add THEY selected as their gilr of the month.  You are telling me they couldn’t have bothered to at least go add in some Hanna Hilton relevant results with the dumb fuckers picked her as their girl of the month?  Look at the image below and tell me what the fuck they have to do with Hanna Hilton?



Booble is such a great idea and gets a lot of press coverage so it’s to bad these stupid fuckers can’t seem to get it right.  PEOPLE USE A SEARCH ENGINE FOR RELEVANT RESULTS DUMB ASSES, not to view your stupid fucking ads.

Now here is where the story gets interesting.  Tera Patrick decided she would give away her $5,000 prize money if she was elected as the Booble Girl of the Year.  She named some charity and all the regular news sources ran with it.  Sources said that until this publicity stunt Tera Patrick with in 2nd or 3rd place.  Booble placed Tera Patrick on the front page in conjunction with all the industry news sources disucssing it and Tera Patrick moved up to the #1 spot.

Then we hear from another person in the running and her name is Vicky Vette.  Here is how the whole thing went down (from Vicky Vette’s blog)

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PORN INDUSTRY FROM VICKY VETTE

I post this open letter to document what is happening. Earlier today, with your help, I began to pull away slowly but surely in votes in the Booble competition. I ran errands this afternoon for a couple of hours. On my return, I was faced with the ‘big news’ – TP on the front page of the industry press! Votes for charity! Here is some of the press….

http://avn.com/performer/articles/31996.html

MY RESPONSE
Since the porn press could not hold back this ‘crucial news’ for me, I am issuing the following open letter to the porn industry on the internet, the way I do these days…… bear with it, it is longwinded….. but it speaks my mind. More in the next blog.

“I, Vicky Vette release the following statement regarding Tera Patrick’s charity pledge. I challenge ‘journalists’ to print it unedited since I will be putting it up in all the places I frequent in the new real world of adult – the internet. It is going to get read anyway. I know how to get the word out even if you don’t print it.

I preface this statement by saying that charity is a very important part of life. Doing charity is good for the heart and good for the soul. If the porn industry ever wanted to get behind my charity work, they could have taken the time to ask me about it before splashing the pages of the industry magazines with Tera’s charity pledge without even giving me a chance to respond. I’ve been doing it for years. I am booked for the AIDS Walk again in Atlanta October 19, 2008 and I could use the press help for the charity’s sake, not to win Booble. Charity work should be done for the right reasons – not just for press.

I believe in actions, not press releases seeking votes when you are in 2nd place with 3 days to go in a competition. Funny how she never mentioned her intentions while she was in the lead? So we have a Tera Patrick/Booble press release with a ‘every vote is a vote for charity’ message. I ask the porn press who all have my telephone number (which has not changed in 5 years) the following questions:

1. Why did the porn press not ask why the charity in question is promoting a card playing event that is over one year old and the ticket page http://www.babefoundation.com/ticketstopokertourney.html directs you to a dead end? If the charity doesn’t have the funds to update their website, and needs help, maybe we should all get involved?

2. What happened to my press release I sent you over a week ago about being in Booble?

3. What happened to my press release about Nina Hartley joining forces with me with her website NinaHartley.com that you got yesterday?

4. Why was I not given the courtesy of an emailed copy of the ‘charity for votes press release’ while it was being prepared?

5. Why did AVN and XBiz, publications I have done stories with before, done interviews for, and always tried to help out, run with a story while I was out for an afternoon doing errands? Quote: “Vicky Vette was not available for comment?” Au Contraire! I have nothing but comments! The press release was posted on xbiz and the once-weekly email sent to the subscribers only hours after they sent me the perfunctory email. I wonder when it was actually thought of and drafted? Not available for comments! What a joke – call me – I’ll give you comments! Gee now there won’t be another newsletter email until after the contest is over. Coincidence?

6. Why not run with a story for the benefit of Nina Hartley a true veteran and staunch supporter of the industry and freedom of speech –who is a legend in her own time?

WHY is the question – my answer you will not like. Perhaps getting press for the sake of press – press because second is not good enough.

This competition is not about Tera Patrick, who is incredibly beautiful by the way. Her boobs are awesome and deserve votes. Some in the porn industry just said to me on Monday that it was incredible I was making a resurgence and that he thought I retired from the world of porn. Incredible. Nothing could be further from the truth and I have news for the world of porn. I flourished ‘under the radar’ and did things some stars don’t seem to like to do – get my hands ‘dirty’ interacting with the fans. For two years I spent time on the internet and learning it. I may not have the global fan base of Tera Patrick by virtue of the reach of DVD sales in general, but I developed ‘the people’s vote’. I stopped doing ‘box cover movies’ to be a trendsetter in the business. It does not take rocket science to see that DVD sales and store sales of DVD’s are way down. People are going in droves to buy their adult content online and they are interacting in ways that the industry never anticipated and frankly do not like. The first thing today’s “stars” do is hire a publicist/assistant to deal with all that ‘horrible’ mail in their inbox.

Want to know what a Vicky Vette day looks like? Opening email, going through Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo, and social networks, talking to the people who write, and above all else being interactive with as many people as possible – yes grunting it out. Just compare my myspace page http://www.myspace.com/vickyvette to Tera’s myspace page. See all the comments from the folks on the page? I may not have as many ‘fans’, but I have cultivated ‘friends’. Welcome to social networking in the 21st century porn industry – you don’t like it, but it is here. Ask the fans on Facebook who have had instant message chats with Vicky Vette at 1.00 in the morning…. I chat, I interact, I do my best to respond, and I do it daily and weekly. I am not ‘above’ doing camshows weekly, week in week out. For what is is worth I may be one of the first ‘major’ (whatever that means) pornstars to jump the DVD Titanic ship and interact with fans to this extent. The porn industry is fooling itself if it thinks it can keep packaging up pornstars and throwing them on boxcovers. Fans expect more and they should get more. We are not ‘stars’ – we are lucky to have people buying porn with all the free porn being given away.

So who has been voting for me? Who has been texting their friends http://www.vote4vette.com (my booble vote link) all over the world? It is the fans I speak to and who have been speaking to on a daily basis, the person in Switzerland who instant messages me out of the blue, or the fan in Denmark who send me a note on Myspace saying ‘I don’t expect a response but….’ Don’t believe that the internet is working for me? Take a look at the hits on my website….. my site is now going to pass Tera Patrick’s site for popularity – not bragging, just a fact. While the porn world was sleeping I was imming, texting, messaging, and bulletining my fans all over the world, one by one, vote by vote. Those are the people who are voting, those are the very people who buy the dvd’s that you have been ignoring, those are the people going to the free sites you despise, and the people who are now going in droves to download rather than hang out at the local DVD store.

If you vote for Tera because of her pledge to charity… then so be it. I expected to lose when this started and I expected the all powerful adult press to give the adult superstar a leg up if she needed it. Second would still be awesome. Win or lose, I will be doing what it did before the contest started – hanging with the fans, running my sites, concentrating on the future of adult, and promoting all over the internet, me, and my boobles and one click at a time.

See you all at the AID’s walk guys – hope you have the balls to print this word for word. Vicky”

In the end Booble selected Vicky Vette as the winner.

In a Labor Day Battle Royale of the Boobs, MILF extraordinaire Vicky Vette edged out super-babe and porn superstar Tera Patrick to win the coveted crown of Booble Girl of the Year!

Chasey Lain vs Donny Long

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Chasey Lain vs Donny Long is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. The Donny Long vs Chasey Lain fight brings HE SAID SHE SAID to a whole new level.   Even more notable is that this fight with Chasey Lain has brought Donny Long more press than he’s probably ever gotten his entire career.

The Porn Whore versus The Dumb Ass


But let me start at the beginning so that you fully understand the story.  First there is Chasey Lain who has been in the business for quite awhile now.  Her first movie was in 1991 and during the last 17 years she’s performed in about 100 movies, directed a handful and even has some writing credit to her name and in 2003 Chasey Lain was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.  Throw in the television shows, mainstream movies and the rock videos she’s appeared in and well you have someone that you might call a seasoned pro on your hands.


Recently however Chasey Lain hasn’t quite been as active as she was in her early days and there have been unconfirmed rumors of her having some problems with drugs.  Whatever the truth may be, we know that by all accounts Chasey Lain did not age gracefully, but that being said it doesn’t make her a “crack whore”.  Here is an image of Chasey Lain from a movie she just did (released in 2008).  You can decide for yourself what you think.  Honestly I think they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so much I couldn’t even tell it was her if it were not for her tits.



Then there is Donny Long.  He started out in the business in 2005 with his performance in the movies Mexicunts 3 and Chica Boom 36.  In late 2007 he decided to start a content production company.  This basically means he shoots photosets and video clips for adult websites.  In his press release for AVN promoting his new company he claims to have been in 500 titles.  Yet IMBD could only come up with 81 titles throughout the entire span of his career and keep in mind some of those may very well be compilation titles.

Long, a performer with a résumé of over 500 titles, now appears exclusively in the scenes he produces, and is catering mainly to internet affiliate-based clients.


The biggest project he seems to have been involved in is a scene in the recently released Vivid feature My Big Fake Wedding with Brea Lynn.  He performed in this scene with Carmel Moore, Jack Venice and Jada Fire.  And this performance is only notable not because of the budget of the flick but because he performed in a scene with Jack Venice who you might have heard recently is dating the newest Vivid girl Hanna Hilton and is up on rape charges.  He’s being accused of breaking into some college girl’s place and raping her.  Which seems odd since he’s a porn star and gets Grade A prime pussy all day long but hey whatever.  I’m not a lawyer so what the fuck do I know?  Back to Donny The Douche Bag Long … his blog brags about their new big project which is midgets. Yes, midgets.


So here we have a guy who’s been in the business about two years, hasn’t really been in any big budget productions, doesn’t really have any writing or directing titles to his credit who started his own company to make his own scenes and take his own photos to sell to others that in the press, fudges a bit on the truth and where was I going with this?  I’m so bored with this douche I fucking forget already.


It seems this isn’t the first time Donny Long has had problems.  There is a cute little up and commer named Roxy Deville.  She isn’t BIG in the industry just yet but her fame is growing.


According to a story I read over at AdultFYI, Donny Long had it out with her as well when she chose not to work with him because of his bad reputation and he tried to get around booking her through her agent to screw him out of money due and probably try to get her for cheaper.  Donny Long’s response?

ok be a stupid tranny lover whore go fuck yoursself you sick fuck. I just saw that your a tranny fucker lover now i get it. you a c3x both can go to hell.


But this story isn’t the only one. There is a story like THIS one which goes on about how he’s a homo and how nobody wants to work with him and how he’s a liability to the industry, blah blah.  I think Donny Long’s reputation speaks for itself.

Now for the Chasey Lain vs Donny Long fight


So one day Donny Long’s new company decides to hire Chasey Lain for two scenes.  According to Donny Long’s blog, one of the scenes was for boy/girl sex and the other was for a gagging blow job.  She was late and this was wrong of her.  But she wasn’t just a little late, she was insanely late.  She was due on the set at 9 am.  She didn’t show.  However at 8 pm that night, some 11 hours later she showed up.  By anyone’s standards being 11 hours late is beyond unacceptable.


So for some reason they spend 3 1/2 hours in makeup.  Donny Long claims it is because Chasey Lain won’t shut up but even then, how fucking hard is it to put on makeup?  Seriously, wtf is wrong with his makeup artist?  Oh I see, he said that he’s paying her double time for this job so that bitch is no doubt milking it for all the overtime she can get.


When we see the video footage of this 3 1/2 hour makeup session we find that where Donny The Douche Bag Long says Chasey Lain won’t shut up is the part where she is standing up for her rights.  To make a long story short, Chasey Lain has some concerns about her contractual agreements.  She stated that she was hired for two scenes and he insists she do hardcore stills in addition to her scenes and she says they can just screen capture them from the video footage.  He argues with her about this and she says that she’ll agree to it but only if they write in on the contract that he won’t be using these for other things.  Basically Chasey Lain has been around the block long enough to know that once a scumbag like Donny Long gets his hands on some photos of her, he will sell and resell them every chance he gets and she’s not interested in that kind of deal.  Chasey Lain, like many stars like to have more control over their image. If you want to learn more about this concept you can click here to read a great article on it from porn star Kayden Kross over at Xbiz.


Next Chasey Lain goes to find something to wear for the photo-shoot.  What she selects something in black, Donny Long doesn’t like so she has to change.  She spends some time trying to find something while Donny Long continually yells NO NOT THAT, PUT THIS OR THAT ON.  This goes on for about an hour.  No doubt by now any female talent would be flustered and frustrated.


She pulls herself together and begins to position herself on the couch for the first set of still shots.  With her 17 years of experience in doing this I’m pretty sure the bitch knows how to do her job but Donny Long continues to berate her.  She tries to explain that something with this position doesn’t feel right and he insults her some more.  She sucks it up and gets through to the next part where she standing in the same dress, in what appears to be 6 or maybe 8 inch spiked high heels, with one leg on the ground and the other one up, exposing her leg.  it is while attempting this balancing act, she stumbles then gets back up and goes right back to her poses.  What does Donny The Douche Bag Long do? Why he yells at her of course for not standing still. Saying that all this moving around is ruining his shots.


This kind of bullshit goes on for the duration of the movie while Donny Long continues to tell the camera what a crack whore, dumb bitch  Chasey Lain is.  This of course is coming from the mouth of a man who records his “talent” going to the bathroom.  In this particular case Chasey Lain is on her period and tells the camera to please leave her alone while she changes her tampon that she is having an unusually heavy flow.  Does Donny The Douche Bag Long give her privacy to take a piss?  Of course not.


The video footage ends by Donny Long chasing her out of his crack whore looking warehouse which I can only image him and his heroin junkies hang out, to film Chasey Lain get into a car with tinted windows.  He confirms on the video that he can’t see into the car but them tells the cameras that she is in her car (that remember he can’t see into because it’s night and the car has dark tinted windows) that she is in her car smoking a crack pipe.


 



I’m going to have to go with Chasey Lain on this one.

The Making of a Porn Star

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Our good friends over at LIB have been discussing what is a porn STAR and the making of one.  Curiously enough I touched on this very subject last June with my porn star vs porn starlet post.  Anyway, the story over at LIB starts off by displaying a photo of the newest Vivid girl named Meggan Mallone with the headline listed below which sort of leads one to believe that the author of the post might not feel this new girl really all that hot.  This keep in mind however was one of the first ever “official” photos given out of the lovely new starlet.


THIS is Vivid’s new star Meggan Mallone?
or so says LIB


But quickly someone pointed out that not all girls were born stars, that some of them have to be made into something bigger than they are or may have been on their own. Case in point (or so the first case made in the LIB story) is Devon.  Devon first came onto the scene in 1998.  Since then she’s been under exclusive for Vivid, Digital Playground, Jill Kelly Productions and even Shane’s World.  Devon has probably held more contracts than any other starlet and every one seems to end badly.


Devon’s first movie was Country Comfort.  This was back when she was with Vivid.  She went on to star in major hits like Island Fever 2 with Tera Patrick and Stormy Daniels as well as Pirates with mega stars like Janine and Jesse Jane.  Long and short of it is, Devon became a porn star and 10 years later her name and face on a box cover still moves product.  That is after all what really defines a “star”, at least in this business.  But this spunky little blonde wasn’t always a star.  Before she was Devon the Porn Star she was a nobody from New Jersey.  Below is a picture of Devon I got from DearDevon.com, before she became a porn star.


Devon


Devon’s still cute, not so bad but a far cry from the mega STAR she would become.  The photo below is what Devon looked like after become a porn star.    You can see by the two images that become a STAR isn’t just about throwing some hot girl in a few movies but it’s about giving her a total and complete makeover and throwing a whole hell of a lot of press her way.


Devon


In the end the newest flock of Vivid girls, Meggan Mallone, Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne will be no different than Devon was 10 years prior.  They take a hot girl and make her a star. That’s their job and by the looks of the photos above, some companies do a pretty damn good job at it.


Devon is not the only example of this porn star makeover.  Jenna Jameson is arguably the world’s most famous porn star and well she too had her humble beginnings.  Years ago there was a young, aspiring starlet who wanted to make it big.  She couldn’t wait to be a star and that little blonde was none other than Jenna Jameson.  Sure we all know what she looks like now but how about 10 years ago?


First we had Jenna Jameson Before She Was a Star

Jenna Jameson before she was a famous porn star

Then we had Jenna Jameson The Porn Star

Porn Star Jenna Jameson


And now today we have Jenna Jameson The Hollywood Celebrity

Porn Star Jenna Jameson

Kelli must be a god damn psychic

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I was talking to a friend of mine named Kelli, who has been in the industry more than a decade now and I look to as a sounding board at times when things piss me off in the business she seems to always have sound advice. So about 3 months we were talking about those bitches from Myspace and how they grate my nerves with their fake ass posts. As if nobody really knows that someone else is posting for them. We get that it’s a marketing tool for you but fucking A, stop pretending it’s really you posting.


Anyway, more on fake ass bitches later. For now back to my conversation that took place 3 months ago. As Kelli and I were discussing Myspace bitches and how annoying they were with their add my friend so and so, she defended a few of them such as Hanna Hilton, stating that she had a few conversations with the girl in the past and she shouldn’t be a bigger nicer. So it turns out that Hanna Hilton, who was discovered on Myspace mind you, is not only hot as hell, and has DD tits that are all natural, which in itself I can’t fucking believe, but she is also nice as hell? Damn. Kelli called her “polite, courteous, and well spoken”. And this is some Myspace bitch? I think Hanna Hilton has to be the exception to the rule, either that or the perfect fucking woman. Cause damn, double D tits that are all real? That’s some serious shit there.


Hanna Hilton from Twistys.com


In the course of our conversation about Myspace bitches, she mentions that if Hanna Hilton were to sign with Vivid and take the leap from nude model to adult actress, that she could easily skyrocket in popularity. We get into a debate about marketing of porn star images which I won’t bore you with but not three months later we find out that Hanna Hilton did sign with Vivid.


Now is that some psychic shit or what? Kelli swears up and down she had no idea Hanna Hilton really was in talks with Vivid but she is glad she did and that “the two will be a perfect fit”. Of course Kelli is probably glad because she runs one of the few already established Hanna Hilton fan sites out there.


As for the rest of those myspace bitches. No I can’t just let this shit go.


Myspace has become less about social networking and more about a PR tool for established porn stars and up and comers alike to get the word out to their fans and stalkers. At first it was just a few of them …. most of the time you could easily tell the difference between the fakers and the real girls.


Today however times have changed and so have the Myspace porn stars. I was glancing at their posts and here is what I seen ………


  • Post 1 : Check Out My Hot New Friend….<INSERT FRIEND NAME HERE> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Post 2 : A post about booking for escorting but well written as to try and be clever
  • Post 3: The FEMBomB will blow you away! Add my girl <INSERT GIRL NAME HERE>!
  • Post 4 : (Same porn star from post 2) Add my girl <INSERT GIRL NAME> … She’s the Jerzey Gem!
  • Post 5 : This Hottie is <INSERT FRIEND NAME HERE>, She’s a Doll !!!!!!!!
  • Post 6 : <INSERT GIRL NAME HERE> was in American Curves Last Month, She’s Smokin’ !!!!


At first I thought to myself, what the hell is the point and then I came across no less than 6 posts from a Janine ID that clearly in no way in hell are made by Janine herself but the person tries to imply that they are at times without actually ever committing fraud by saying they are Janine.


I wonder now what these guys are going to do that Myspace has started to cut off any links to adult sites or adult related material from Myspace? I noticed that quite a few porn stars who use Myspace haven’t figured it out yet. They are still posting links and not realizing the links are dead because Myspace cuts their ass off. Where will they go next?