Boobs! Can’t get enough of them!

When we talk about porn stars we often refer to their breast measurements.  You hear talk about someone being an “a” or even a “d” or whatever.  But what the heck does that even mean?  Well breast size really refers to bra classification and goes from the smallest A, B, C, D, and DD F, G, H and sometimes even larger.  But you will find with the much larger sizes, those girls have to get their bras custom made or from a specialty store.  It’s not like a porn star with size G breasts can just go to their local JC Penny to buy a bra.

So I thought it would be a great idea to actually show you the various cup sizes.

A Cup (Morgan Dayne’s tits)

B Cup (The Love Twins)

C Cup (Meggan Mallone)

D Cup (Tory Lane)

DD Cup – all natural (Hanna Hilton)

DD Cup (Brea Lynn)

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Something I’ve always wanted to know is, why do breasts sag as woman get older?  Well turns out there is a very simple reason for it and it has nothing to do with gravity. 🙂  Apparently breasts get fatter as you get older. When you’re in your twenties, mammary glands are comprised of fat, milk glands and collagen. As woman get older, the collagen and milk glands get replaced by more fat. Unfortunately, the fat doesn’t make the breasts larger. It makes them sag more.

Also you also hear people joking about how her tits must way 10 pounds or whatever.  Well experts say that breast fat doesn’t really weigh all that much.  An “A” cup weighs in at a quarter of a pound while a “D” cup is about one pound.

Another fun boobie fact … did you know that an estimated 250,000 woman a year get a boob job?   The majority of women getting boob jobs will go up two full cup sizes and in the U.S. more than 2 million woman have breasts implants.

Happy Birthday Brea Lynn

Brea Lynn is a hot piece of ass and apparently today is her birthday. May 30, 1986, makes her what? Like 23? Well that’s still young and sweet enough for me. Brea Lynn does a lot of shit for Penthouse and was once even a Vivid girl for what seems like 15 minutes where she did movies like Ready, Set, Action!

Brea Lynn

But now Brea Lynn is a free agent and doing work for other companies including a small part in the big budget, Digital Playground movie Pirates II.  I think her most recent work was with Sunny Leone in her new movie Dark Side of the Sun. In fact, I have that movie trailer for you.

Sunny Leone’s Dark Side of the Sun

Awhile ago I said I was going to start sharing with you movie trailers each week and then this or that happened and eventually it just got off the schedule all together.  Well I was thinking about it today and decided to pick the idea back up and bring you a movie trailer every week.   This week we will preview the trailer for Sunny Leone’s new movie Dark Side of the Sun.  This is the first movie for her new label Sun Lust Pictures.  You ever notice how every one of her movies has her name in it some how?  Anyway, as far as this movie goes … well here goes ….

Dark Side of the Sun – Sunny has stepped out of the sun and is revealing the sexual underbelly of her desire. See her dominate and be dominated in this dark exploration of lust and sexuality in the mind of one of the most beautiful performers in adult. Sunny has found her next student, but she must wait till Brea is ready to give herself completely, but until then, Sunny will have fun her way. Starring Sunny Leone, Penny Flame, Brea Lynn, Celeste Star, Tony DeSergio, and Ariel King.

June seems to be Vivid month over at Club Magazine

Gracing the cover of the June 2009 issue of Club Magazine is the hot as fuck blondie with the big ass, all real tits Hanna Hilton. Hanna Hilton became a Vivid Girl in May of 2008 and her popularity has soared to new heights. The June issue of Club Magazine marks the second Club cover for Hanna Hilton who was also on the magazine’s holiday special cover last year. Hanna Hilton is the main attraction of a 10-page feature in the issue of Club, posing with adult actor Chris. The photo layout was shot by Michael Bisco. The same magazine, which goes on sale March 31st, includes an eight-page feature on Hanna’s new Vivid title “Bounce,” directed by Bisco.

Club Magazine June 2009 Hanna Hilton

And if that wasn’t enough for you, Club International also has two Vivid girls for you. Well actually I guess you would call them former Vivid girls, although one is still sort of working with Vivid. This whole thing is really fucking confusing but I’ll do my best to explain it as it was explained to me. Brea Lynn used to be under contract with Vivid. She however opted not to renew her contract with Vivid before the year was even up. She took some time off, came back and now does only girl – girl stuff. One of the first jobs she took when she came back to porn was a scene in the mega hit Pirates II for Digital Playground.  Her most recent work was in the first ever movie released under Sunny Leone’s private label.  This movie is called Dark Side of the Sun.  Which leads us to Sunny Leone.  Basically Sunny Leone who was a Vivid girl for the past few years decided to branch out and form her own line of movies sort of like Jenna Jameson did with Club Jenna and Tera Patrick did with Teravision.  Her label will be called SunLust Pictures and her first movie is Dark Side of the Sun.  This movie is already getting rave reviews from fans and it features Sunny Leone’s first ever internal vaginal cum shot.  All of Sunny Leone’s movies are being distributed through Vivid but she is said to have total control of casting, scripts, budgets, directors, the whole thing.  Vivid is only going to help her by distributing the movies, much like they do for Club Jenna and Teravision.

So in June of 2009 Sunny Leone is featured on the cover of Club International Magazine along side former Vivid girl Brea Lynn, which will be on sale on April 7th. Inside the magazine she’s also the subject of an exciting eight-page feature pictorial shot by Bisco called “Sunny Side Up” that focuses on her new Vivid title, “Undress Me.”

Look at the cover of this magazine.   Sunny Leone is so photoshopped you can’t even really tell it’s her.  It’s really strange.  They totally changed the look of her entire face.  Wonder why they would do that?  If I didn’t tell you that was Sunny Leone on the cover would you have even know it was her?  I will say this though, her body looks hot as fuck and Brea Lynn is no slouch either.   That’s a cute little ass she has on her.

Club International Magazine June 2009 Sunny Leone and Brea Lynn

Chasey Lain vs Donny Long

Chasey Lain vs Donny Long is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. The Donny Long vs Chasey Lain fight brings HE SAID SHE SAID to a whole new level.   Even more notable is that this fight with Chasey Lain has brought Donny Long more press than he’s probably ever gotten his entire career.

The Porn Whore versus The Dumb Ass

But let me start at the beginning so that you fully understand the story.  First there is Chasey Lain who has been in the business for quite awhile now.  Her first movie was in 1991 and during the last 17 years she’s performed in about 100 movies, directed a handful and even has some writing credit to her name and in 2003 Chasey Lain was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.  Throw in the television shows, mainstream movies and the rock videos she’s appeared in and well you have someone that you might call a seasoned pro on your hands.

Recently however Chasey Lain hasn’t quite been as active as she was in her early days and there have been unconfirmed rumors of her having some problems with drugs.  Whatever the truth may be, we know that by all accounts Chasey Lain did not age gracefully, but that being said it doesn’t make her a “crack whore”.  Here is an image of Chasey Lain from a movie she just did (released in 2008).  You can decide for yourself what you think.  Honestly I think they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so much I couldn’t even tell it was her if it were not for her tits.

Then there is Donny Long.  He started out in the business in 2005 with his performance in the movies Mexicunts 3 and Chica Boom 36.  In late 2007 he decided to start a content production company.  This basically means he shoots photosets and video clips for adult websites.  In his press release for AVN promoting his new company he claims to have been in 500 titles.  Yet IMBD could only come up with 81 titles throughout the entire span of his career and keep in mind some of those may very well be compilation titles.

Long, a performer with a résumé of over 500 titles, now appears exclusively in the scenes he produces, and is catering mainly to internet affiliate-based clients.

The biggest project he seems to have been involved in is a scene in the recently released Vivid feature My Big Fake Wedding with Brea Lynn.  He performed in this scene with Carmel Moore, Jack Venice and Jada Fire.  And this performance is only notable not because of the budget of the flick but because he performed in a scene with Jack Venice who you might have heard recently is dating the newest Vivid girl Hanna Hilton and is up on rape charges.  He’s being accused of breaking into some college girl’s place and raping her.  Which seems odd since he’s a porn star and gets Grade A prime pussy all day long but hey whatever.  I’m not a lawyer so what the fuck do I know?  Back to Donny The Douche Bag Long … his blog brags about their new big project which is midgets. Yes, midgets.

So here we have a guy who’s been in the business about two years, hasn’t really been in any big budget productions, doesn’t really have any writing or directing titles to his credit who started his own company to make his own scenes and take his own photos to sell to others that in the press, fudges a bit on the truth and where was I going with this?  I’m so bored with this douche I fucking forget already.

It seems this isn’t the first time Donny Long has had problems.  There is a cute little up and commer named Roxy Deville.  She isn’t BIG in the industry just yet but her fame is growing.

According to a story I read over at AdultFYI, Donny Long had it out with her as well when she chose not to work with him because of his bad reputation and he tried to get around booking her through her agent to screw him out of money due and probably try to get her for cheaper.  Donny Long’s response?

ok be a stupid tranny lover whore go fuck yoursself you sick fuck. I just saw that your a tranny fucker lover now i get it. you a c3x both can go to hell.

But this story isn’t the only one. There is a story like THIS one which goes on about how he’s a homo and how nobody wants to work with him and how he’s a liability to the industry, blah blah.  I think Donny Long’s reputation speaks for itself.

Now for the Chasey Lain vs Donny Long fight

So one day Donny Long’s new company decides to hire Chasey Lain for two scenes.  According to Donny Long’s blog, one of the scenes was for boy/girl sex and the other was for a gagging blow job.  She was late and this was wrong of her.  But she wasn’t just a little late, she was insanely late.  She was due on the set at 9 am.  She didn’t show.  However at 8 pm that night, some 11 hours later she showed up.  By anyone’s standards being 11 hours late is beyond unacceptable.

So for some reason they spend 3 1/2 hours in makeup.  Donny Long claims it is because Chasey Lain won’t shut up but even then, how fucking hard is it to put on makeup?  Seriously, wtf is wrong with his makeup artist?  Oh I see, he said that he’s paying her double time for this job so that bitch is no doubt milking it for all the overtime she can get.

When we see the video footage of this 3 1/2 hour makeup session we find that where Donny The Douche Bag Long says Chasey Lain won’t shut up is the part where she is standing up for her rights.  To make a long story short, Chasey Lain has some concerns about her contractual agreements.  She stated that she was hired for two scenes and he insists she do hardcore stills in addition to her scenes and she says they can just screen capture them from the video footage.  He argues with her about this and she says that she’ll agree to it but only if they write in on the contract that he won’t be using these for other things.  Basically Chasey Lain has been around the block long enough to know that once a scumbag like Donny Long gets his hands on some photos of her, he will sell and resell them every chance he gets and she’s not interested in that kind of deal.  Chasey Lain, like many stars like to have more control over their image. If you want to learn more about this concept you can click here to read a great article on it from porn star Kayden Kross over at Xbiz.

Next Chasey Lain goes to find something to wear for the photo-shoot.  What she selects something in black, Donny Long doesn’t like so she has to change.  She spends some time trying to find something while Donny Long continually yells NO NOT THAT, PUT THIS OR THAT ON.  This goes on for about an hour.  No doubt by now any female talent would be flustered and frustrated.

She pulls herself together and begins to position herself on the couch for the first set of still shots.  With her 17 years of experience in doing this I’m pretty sure the bitch knows how to do her job but Donny Long continues to berate her.  She tries to explain that something with this position doesn’t feel right and he insults her some more.  She sucks it up and gets through to the next part where she standing in the same dress, in what appears to be 6 or maybe 8 inch spiked high heels, with one leg on the ground and the other one up, exposing her leg.  it is while attempting this balancing act, she stumbles then gets back up and goes right back to her poses.  What does Donny The Douche Bag Long do? Why he yells at her of course for not standing still. Saying that all this moving around is ruining his shots.

This kind of bullshit goes on for the duration of the movie while Donny Long continues to tell the camera what a crack whore, dumb bitch  Chasey Lain is.  This of course is coming from the mouth of a man who records his “talent” going to the bathroom.  In this particular case Chasey Lain is on her period and tells the camera to please leave her alone while she changes her tampon that she is having an unusually heavy flow.  Does Donny The Douche Bag Long give her privacy to take a piss?  Of course not.

The video footage ends by Donny Long chasing her out of his crack whore looking warehouse which I can only image him and his heroin junkies hang out, to film Chasey Lain get into a car with tinted windows.  He confirms on the video that he can’t see into the car but them tells the cameras that she is in her car (that remember he can’t see into because it’s night and the car has dark tinted windows) that she is in her car smoking a crack pipe.


I’m going to have to go with Chasey Lain on this one.