Luke Ford

No matter what position you are in sex is great. Let’s be real. Fucking a chick is fucking a chick but sometimes we need to spice things up and that’s what this story is all about. Here we have some of the most popular sexual positions. If you aren’t sure if these positions are right for you, then watch the accompanying videos to see for yourself.

THE MISSIONARY SHOULDER
Any position in which a woman raises her legs narrows the vagina and makes for tighter penetration.



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Doggie Style - While Standing

We all know that fucking a chick from behind is great but there is a nice variation of that position called the standing doggie in which you stand up, bend the bitch over and fuck her from behind.  The only real difference here is that instead of fucking her from behind on the bed, you are standing up.  It has a very distinct feel, as compared to the normal doggie style and this will allow for a more enjoyable experience, faster thrusting, and less likely-hood of falling over.

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Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse cowgirl, also called the Queen’s position is a sex position where the man lies on his back … wait a minute, do I really need to describe how to do this position? Just watch the video for yourself and I’m sure you’ll figure this one out. Reverse cowgirl can take a little practice to master but when you do, you’ll find that your partner, the female will enjoy it based on the deep penetration as well as her ability to control the speed and depth.

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I decided to continue the FUN SEX FACTS series but take some of them in a different way.  Today’s FUN SEX FACTS is about sex, but about the food that makes us want to have sex!  Over time I will be adding more to this guide to include fruits and other foods.

The term aphrodisiac is at least 5,000 years old derived from the Greek goddess of love and beauty, Aphrodite. Any substance that is intended to stimulate desire, increase pleasure or improve physical performance during sex is regarded as aphrodisiac.

An aphrodisiac is called the food of love as it has some property that helps get you in the mood for love or can enhance your sexual performance. Most wives and girlfriends will tell you that communication is the ultimate aphrodisiac but most men prefer a the more practical approach of unseen chemical compounds doing their thing behind the scenes.

The Cayenne pepper contains a very high amount of vitamin C and an exciting agent that stimulates the circulation. Little red and green Mexican chilies are known to have the same property.




Cayenne contains a pungent resin-like substance known as capsaicin. This chemical relieves pain and itching by affecting sensory nerves. Capsaicin temporarily causes various neurotransmitters to release from these nerves, leading to their depletion. Without the neurotransmitters, pain signals can no longer be sent. Not to worry however, this effect is only temporary.

It is common for people to experience pleasurable and even euphoric effects from eating capsaicin-flavored foods. Folklore among self-described “pepperheads” attributes this to pain-stimulated release of endorphins, a different mechanism from the local receptor overload that makes capsaicin effective as a topical analgesic.




Celery — yes, I actually mean celery as in what you probably have in your frig right now.   It’s so common you wouldn’t normally associate it with the food of Gods but in fact, with Celery there is more than meets the eye as it is known to contain androstenone - which is a steroid that when given to female animals in heat, have been known to make them more sexually aggressive. Some suggest that female humans may have the asme result. Also in humans androstenone is used as a pheromone.







Cloves are in fact one of the most powerful natural aphrodisiacs. Cloves contain eugenol that is fragrant, aromatic and effective against mental and physical fatigue as well as memory loss has also been highly regarded. But most of all it is considered as a powerful enhancing agent to sexual feelings.




Eugenol is responsible for the aroma of cloves. It is the main component in the essential oil extracted from cloves. Western studies have supported the use of cloves and clove oil for dental pain, and to a lesser extent for fever reduction, as a mosquito repellent and to prevent premature ejaculation. There is also evidence to support the fact that Cloves may reduce blood sugar levels.




I should warn you though not to take to much as overdose is possible, causing a wide range of symptoms including blood in your urine, convulsions, diarrhea, nausea, unconsciousness, dizziness, or rapid heartbeat.




According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female “hysteria” during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria’s anxiety-related symptoms.

Vibrator induced orgasms as a medical prescriptions? Nice!!!

FUN SEX FACT - ANAL SEX IS HOT!!  Sexual stimulation of the anus and rectal area, including penile penetration, has been taking place for many centuries. Research reveals that it is a common practice among heterosexual couples today, as part of their sexual routine. According to more recent figures based on 100,000 females surveyed in Redbook Magazine:

• 43% of the women had tried it with their partners at least once
• 40 percent of those women enjoyed the act
• 49% did not like it
• the rest had no strong feelings either way or the other

The physical sensations available during anal sex are uniquely different. The rectum is lined with nerve endings some of which feel ‘good’ when stimulated. The prostate gland can be a source of powerful pleasure and the ring of the anus can be a new and strong sensation to enjoy for a thrusting penis.

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.  I really would have thought it would have added up to more than 18 quarts but damn, half a trillion sperm is a lot!  Even more interesting is that according to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 ml of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:

• less than 1 calorie
• 150 mg. protein
• 11 mg. carbohydrates
• 6 mg. fat
• 3 mg. cholesterol
• 7% US RDA potassium
• 3% US RDA copper
• 3% US RDA zinc
• 300 million spermatozoa

If the average man is about 6.5 inches, how big is to big and how big is the world’s largest penis?  Well according to an article at Softpedia, a man by the name of Jonah Cardeli Falcon, who lives in New York, has the world’s largest cock and is an amazing 13.5 inches big when it gets hard.

A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called ‘The World’s Biggest Penis’ solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long. Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there’s no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.  “When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show“, Jonah told “The Sun” two years ago.

Fun Sex Fact — The average penis size is 5 to 6 inches long and about 4 inches around.

Human penis size refers to the length and width of human male genitalia. Compared to other primates, even larger primates such as the gorilla, the male human genitalia are remarkably large. The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size compared with the rest of the body. To get the most accurate measurements for an individual’s penis size, it has been recommended that several measurements be taken at different times, preferably with different erections on different days. Then average these figures together. This is to account for what may be natural variability in size due to factors such as arousal level, time of day, room temperature, frequency of sexual activity, and unreliability of the measurement methods.

While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 5.1 – 5.9 in in length. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 4.85 in when fully erect.

I’m starting a new series (category) called fun sex facts.  To kick things off I am going to post some ways that you can increase your sperm count.

Stop having sex so much and for fuck sakes, stop playing with your dick so much man.  Yes that means you must masturbate less often.  The more times you ejaculate, the less dense your semen will be.  You should maintain a gap of 3 days between ejaculations.

Quit smoking and drinking man.  Alcohol affects your liver function, which in turn will cause a dramatic rise in estrogen levels and that will suppress your man juices.  Even two drinks a day will have long-term effects on sperm production.

Get your ass off the couch.  Yes and by that I mean exercise regularly.  We all know we need to do it but this is just one more reason to get off your ass and start working out.  Not only will it increase your sperm count but it can also help you have better sex.  You should also lose any excess weight, which tends to cause testosterone and estrogen imbalances which has a big effect on your sperm quality and count.

This one should be pretty obvious but ya, eat right.  A diet that is low in fat, and high in protein, vegetables, and whole grains are good for your health and for your sperm.  And also avoid bitter, astringent and spicy foods and reduce your caffeine intake.

Don’t let your rod turn into a hot rod.  To avoid over heating your testicles you should wear loose, cotton boxer shorts and avoid things like long hot baths and saunas.

Reduce your stress levels by learning relaxation techniques.  To keep your mind and body healthy by regular practice things like Yoga and mediation.

Some experts say to make love in the early morning as sperm levels are often highest in the mornings.