How long can you shoot your sperm?

Have you ever wondered how far you can shoot your load? Well, apparently the World’s Greatest Distance for a Jet of Semen is 18 feet.


Sindy Lange with Talon

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a ‘substantial’ amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height which was 12 ft 4in, and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.

Those pesky nocturnal seminal emissions

On this date in 1900 (February 12), Joseph Lees of Summit Hill, Pennsylvania received a U.S. Patent for his invention, a device to prevent nocturnal seminal emissions.  The device worn by a sleeping man would electrically activate a bell or other alarm when the man’s penis became erect thereby awakening the man and preventing the involuntary emission.



So apparently everything isn’t bigger in Texas

Which State Is the Biggest? And by biggest yes we mean in terms of penis size., which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi

Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.

Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We’ve reached out to Condomania to confirm.

*Not actually scientific or important.

Source: The Newsfeed at

15 ways to make him say wow!

I found this the other day and I just had to LOL at it. [source]

Fifteen secret pleasure spots that are sure to make him say wow

Have you been wishing lately that your man had more mojo than no-no? More raging bull than bull that just sort of walks around really calm? You are not alone. If you and your boo have lost that sexy love monster that made you go bump in the night, then maybe you need to ramp up your foreplay from fore to eight.

What better way to reach his softer side than to awaken his most secret soft spots, those little-known erogenous zones you can’t even find in a biology book? Here is a list of your man’s all-time favorite secret pleasure spots guaranteed to drive him Mary-Todd-level crazy.

  1. The penis.
  2. The tip of the penis.
  3. The base of the penis.
  4. The middle of the penis.
  5. The right side of the penis.
  6. The left side of the penis.
  7. The northeastern side of the penis.
  8. The first third of the penis
  9. The second third of the penis.
  10. The third third of the penis.
  11. The starboard side of the penis.
  12. The bottom of the penis.
  13. The top of the penis.
  14. The area of the penis that’s like three inches from the tip on his right like a little bit below halfway down.
  15. The entire penis.

Hey girls! Stock up on black liquorice and cucumber

I was watching the TV show “The Doctors” today and learned that the smell of black liquorice and cucumbers can make you have a better orgasm!  Turns out those smells, for females, increases the blood flow “down there” and that plays toward improving your orgasm.

And did you know that the cucumber is also a natural aphrodisiac? It’s true!  When looking for more information on this I found this ….

It is commonly assumed that cucumber’s status as an object of desire lies purely in its shape. Yes, cucumber is certainly phallic in appearance, but its aphrodisiac attributes are not based on looks alone.

Nutritionally, cucumbers provide several nutrients essential to maintaining sexual health, including Vitamin C and manganese. The silica in cucumbers supports connective tissue heath which will not only keep us limber and primed for action but can also help maintain young, vibrant skin. Cucumbers also prevent water retention which means they not only work as a cure of morning after eyes but can diminish bloat to keep you feeling your sexiest.

Most interestingly to those looking to use food in seduction, a study by Dr. Alan Hirsch found that the scent of cucumbers, in combination with black licorice, is extremely arousing to women.

The Female Orgasm

In a recent survey, 8 out of 10 women who use vibrators use the vibe on the clitoris to achieve orgasm rather than insert it vaginally.  That’s because only 24% of women achieve orgasm through penetration, Duh!

And did you know that having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle contractions move blood and other fluids away from the congested organs?  An orgasm is also thought to shorten the length of your period.

Oh and did you know that the vagina and the eyes are both self-cleaning organs?  Well, now you do.  🙂



World’s Strongest Vagina

Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world’s strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights– almost 31 pounds– to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said.

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Is the “G-Spot” fake?

Ahh, the fabled “G-Spot”! Is it  myth or reality. Wikipedia claims people have been asking this smae question since the 1940s! According to two different studies, it seems to just be a load of crap and all in your mind!

Back in January 2010 CNN Health ( reported:

Researchers at King’s College London in the United Kingdom have brought the elusive G-spot to the forefront with a study of more than 1,800 female twins. The study suggests that there is no genetic basis for the G-spot and that environmental or psychological factors may contribute to whether a woman believes that she has a G-spot. The study also found correlations with personality components in women who did report having G-spots: For instance, these women tended to be more extroverted, arousable and open to experience, which may indicate a psychological component to the G-spot, Burri said.

January 2012 finds a new study questioning the validity of the G-Spot. An article from Yale University’s “Yale Daily News” states:

Yale urologist Amichai Kilchevsky published a study in the Jan. 12 issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine suggesting that the fabled “G-spot,” the erogenous zone inside the vagina purported to provide intense pleasure during intercourse, does not exist.

To find evidence of the G-spot, Kilchevsky ran a search of published work between 1950 and 2011 using keywords like G-spot, Gräfenberg spot, female orgasm, female erogenous zone and others that are less safe for work.

“Objective measures have failed to provide strong and consistent evidence for the existence of an anatomical site that could be related to the famed G-spot,” Kilchevsky wrote.

Such objective measures, the study notes, have included everything from “digital stimulation” to MRI scans over the past decade. Kilchevsky notes that “modern investigative techniques” may provide more evidence in the future. The study claims the majority of women believe in the G-spot, which Kilchevsky said is thanks to a myth perpetuated by the porn industry and the public media.

“My view is that the G-spot is really just the extension of the clitoris on the inside of the vagina, analogous to the base of the male penis,” Kilchevsky said in the report.

But don’t be discouraged ladies because a study done in 2008 reported by Ian Sampler said it does exist.

Researchers at the University of L’Aquila have found, using ultrasonography, that women who experience vaginal orgasm are statistically more likely to have thicker tissue in the anterior vaginal wall. The researchers believe these findings make it possible for women to have a rapid test to confirm whether or not they have a G-Spot. A French study in late 2009 examined a small number of women with ultrasound as they had intercourse, by examining changes in the vagina they found physiological evidence of the G-Spot. The findings are under review by the “Journal of Sexual Medicine”.

Personally I think that if it’s just in your mind, or just the extension of the clitoris, or just thicker vaginal walls, it shouldn’t matter. What should matter is if you are able to orgasm at all, and do you get to as much as possible?

Are you a whore? Experts chime in!

How many people have you slept with in your life?  well in this industry we probably only need to ask how many people have you had sex with this week?   A study done by The Kinsey Institute in 2005 shows that well … apparently I am a big ole whore or the people in their study lie out their ass.  4 sex partners in their entire lives??!! 4 a year sure but all their lives?!


  • Males ages 30 to 44 report an average of 6 to 8 female sexual partners in their entire life.

  • Females ages 30 to 44 report an average of 4 male sexual partners in their entire life.


Masturbation survey

Hillsborough, NC — The latest sex survey results from Adam & Eve reveal most adults take matters into their own hands once or twice a week. But while 27% admit to masturbating once or twice a week, the next highest percentage of respondents (19%) say they never do it. This is followed by18%, who admit they masturbate once or twice a month, 11% who masturbate once every few months, 9% who say they masturbate every day, 8% who say they rarely masturbate, and 3% who say they masturbate more than once a day.

Dr. Kat Van Kirk, Adam & Eve’s resident sex expert, says, “Masturbation is a fundamental building block in human sexuality. It’s surprising that so many adults still look to their partners to please them, when they don’t even know how to please themselves. While encouraging, I do believe the numbers are actually higher. There’s still a social stigma associated with masturbation and previous research has indicated individuals tend to under report.”

Adam & Eve director of marketing Chad Davis notes, “Adam & Eve encourages American adults to educate themselves on all areas of sexuality. We feel the wide array of products we offer can make any erotic encounter – even those with yourself – better.”

The web-based survey, conducted by an independent third party survey company, of over 1,000 American adults age 18 and up, was sponsored by Adam & Eve to study sexual preferences and practices. “Sex Chat with Dr. Kat” can be found on podcasts through iTunes or For more information about Adam & Eve, visit their website at