Long before Rio Valentine was on her way to fame and stardom, she was trolling the beaches of Miami looking for pussy and we just happen to have it on film. So I was thinking for shits and giggles we would share with you this great movie trailer of Rio Valentine, the early years in a great lesbo flick called My Girlfriend and Me.
I don’t like to post typical crap press releases because I get a million of these fucking spam emails about some noname porn chick being in Bumfuck, Idaho, but this one caught my attention. Eva Angelina in her first interracial anal scene, then Eva Angelina in a scene with double penetration and last but not least we have a finale all girl gang bang that not only includes the hot as hell Sunny Leone but also Teagan Presley getting ass fucked by one of the girls. This sounds like on hell of a movie.
Here is the full press release
Last month, fans were treated to an announcement they had been waiting for: The Return of Eva Angelina. Beginning May 19, skinworXXX starts production on Deviance, marking the return of one of the highest-rated stars to the world of adult. The cast and scene breakdown has been set, and the hype on one of the biggest movies of 2009 is about to begin.
Executive producer/contract star Eva Angelina promises more of what fans have come to expect from her, “My fans want to see more of me being dirty, and after a year of being away from the business, I have a lot of pent-up frustration that’s gonna explode on whomever I am shooting with. I do anal, DP, interracial, and I fucked Teagan in the ass harder than she’s ever been fucked before.”
Most of the female talent was cast from LA Direct Models (www.ladirectmodels.com). “Direct Models is delighted that skinworXXX has chosen to cast such a large body of talent from the agency for it’s inaugural movie. We are delighted that a studio with such high ideals and strong ambition should turn to Direct to provide the premier talent for such a significant movie and feel sure that this combination will reap rich reward both for this movie and for future endeavors. Our very own long term model Eva Angelina now finds a home at skinworXXX also and we wish her continued success in this next chapter of her career,” LA Direct’s owner, Derek Hay.
Executive producer/contract star Teagan Presley adds, “I was sad when we shot Malibu that Eva was still not ready to shoot. Spending the last month with her and seeing what unbelievable shape she is in really has me juiced for this movie. When we filmed the teaser scene for fans last month, that was just a taste of what you are gonna see in the movie. Deviance gets nasty!”
Joshua promises Deviance to have the same film-style and glossy look of Sun Goddess, but with a twist. “Deviance is still going to retain the three-dimensional look of Sun Goddess, but this is a much-harder movie and will live up to its name. This movie isn’t just Eva’s comeback, it’s our statement to the adult business: skinworXXX is here to make good fucking movies.”
Deviance began filming in Los Angeles May 19, 2009, and wrapped May 21, and will be released later this summer. Deviance is the second big budget release from skinworXXX, the first being Sun Goddess: Malibu, featuring Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Adam & Eve’s Bree Olson and Gianna Lynn. Sun Goddess is being distributed by Adam & Eve and is set for release on DVD, Blu-ray and VOD on May 26th, 2009.
For more information on skinworXXX and the Sun Goddess or the Deviance series, visit on the world wide web at www.sungoddessxxx.com or www.deviancexxx.com.
Awhile ago I said I was going to start sharing with you movie trailers each week and then this or that happened and eventually it just got off the schedule all together. Well I was thinking about it today and decided to pick the idea back up and bring you a movie trailer every week. This week we will preview the trailer for Sunny Leone’s new movie Dark Side of the Sun. This is the first movie for her new label Sun Lust Pictures. You ever notice how every one of her movies has her name in it some how? Anyway, as far as this movie goes … well here goes ….
Dark Side of the Sun – Sunny has stepped out of the sun and is revealing the sexual underbelly of her desire. See her dominate and be dominated in this dark exploration of lust and sexuality in the mind of one of the most beautiful performers in adult. Sunny has found her next student, but she must wait till Brea is ready to give herself completely, but until then, Sunny will have fun her way. Starring Sunny Leone, Penny Flame, Brea Lynn, Celeste Star, Tony DeSergio, and Ariel King.
I’ve been a fan of the Island Fever movies for some time now and recently Island Fever 4 came out and since I haven’t done a movie trailer Friday in awhile I thought this would be a great opportunity to show you the movie trailer (yes pretending like its Friday FFS). I picked this trailer for two reasons, first because it’s a well high quality, well done theatrical trailer, even longer than most. And last but not least because Jesse Jane looks so fucking hot in the movie trailer, you just have to see it. How the fuck is it legal for one girl to be so god damn hot?
Experience a Place Where Your Wildest Fantasies….are only the beginning. Shot In Bora Bora and The Bahamas in HD…From The award winning director of Priates, Comes Island Fever 4. This special triple disc set includes 16 sex scenes, a dozen steamy solo sequences, and one of the most intense all girl orgies ever captured. Packed with over 3 hours of Extreme Erotic action, this unforgeable production. Starring Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi, Kinzie Kenner, Jana Cova, Marie Luv, Jean Val Jean, Marco Banderas, Evan Stone, Scott Nails, and Tommy Gunn.
Top three things about this movie?
Jesse Jane is hot as fuck
Teagan Presley’s body has never looked better
Jesse Jane is hot as fuck
In 1989 a little known movie came out that featured Barbara Dare, Tori Welles, April West, Summer Rose, Fallon, Christie Leigh and Tori Welles. This was one of Tori Welles’s first ever adult movies. The movie was directed by Paul Thomas but it was back in a time when the name Paul Thomas wasn’t so well known and didn’t come attached to so many industry awards. It was 1989 after all.
The movie itself didn’t go over so well with the critics. In fact, AVN only gave it 3 out of 5 stars. Yet that next year it still won the AVN award for the Best All-Girl Feature. It was really the first time anyone had done a high quality feature film dedicated only to lesbians that also included several well known stars all in one film. It was sort of new ground. This movie was called
Fast forward 19 years. It’s now 2008 and we now have the release of Where The Boys Aren’t 19. The movie series is still winning awards, it’s still a best selling title and it still features big named stars. Paul Thomas directed most of the Where The Boys Aren’t titles, but not all. Recently Chi Chi La Rue has been heading up the Where The Boys Aren’t project but he isn’t slacking when it comes to talent. In fact, the last Where The Boys Aren’t title (Where The Boys Aren’t 18), in which Chi Chi La Rue directed, was a huge hit. Industry award nominations aside, the movie stayed at the top of the sales charts for more than a year. Considering how many great movies came out last year, that is really saying a lot.
But a new year is upon us and that means it is now time for a new Where The Boys Aren’t …. 19 this time and this one is in the theme of the middle east. Set with an Arabian Nights setting, how can it now be an erotic adventure you won’t soon forget?
Tera … Briana … Lanny … Stefani … Sanvanna … Monique … Lexie … Tawny … Lyndsey and Lacey. Very simply, this is the harem to end all harems. They’re so hot, not even Tera, the girl in the lamp can control them! It’s the nastiest WBTA ever…and guess what…you’re the Sultan! Find out what happens when belly dancing meets lap dancing, in the girl/girl blockbuster of all time! Where The Boys Aren’t 19 : Arabian Nights. When the Sultan is away, the girls will play. Starring Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Monique Alexander, Lexie Marie, Tawny Roberts, Mercedez, Lyndsey Love, Lacey Love, Lanny Barby, Savanna Samson, and Stefani Morgan. Directed by Chi Chi La Rue.
click on the box cover below to view the movie trailer
I have a brand new movie trailer for you (click the box cover below to view it). Lanny Barbie’s new feature hits the streets this week and it’s called King Cobra. In this XXX rated feature of sorts. As the story goes, she leads a all girl biker gang hell bent on destruction. Director JacktheZipper makes his directorial debut for Vivid with the release of this title and well, from the movie trailer alone, this movie isn’t like any porno I’ve seen before and sure as fuck not anything like you’ve seen from Vivid before. It’s out there … really fucking out there but it includes Lanny Barbie so how the fuck can you not love it?
If having a new Lanny Barbie movie wasn’t enough for you, I’m also told that this DVD includes 6 bonus Vivid-Alt scenes. That’s practically an entire movie in itself. In fact, I’ve seen quite a few features that were only 5 or 6 scenes.
KING COBRA : It’s a full throttle joyride through the American wasteland… where the bikers are bad and the biker bitches are badder! King Cobra barrels along at breakneck speed with ultra sexy Lanny Barby as the leader of the girlgang who corrupts the not so innocent blonde creampuff (played by the outrageous Page Morgan). This movie will excite you with extra large doses of rough sex, spitting, slapping, swearing, mud, sand, booze, fire breathing, and an authentic biker orgy. King Cobra is about the nomads of the outer limits, and dirty girls no clean machines who are hungry for the taste of sex… and burning rubber! Starring Lanny Barby, Page Morgan, Sasha Grey, Jade Starr, Roxy DeVille, Chapel Waste and Lela Star.
I can’t believe I forgot movie trailer Friday already? Well hell … but I guess it’s better late than never so this week we have BJ Babes as our movie trailer of the week. These young porn star wannabes leave nothing to the imagination. They see a cock and grab hold of it and don’t let go until it explodes in their mouth and well … that’s just the way it should be. These girls may not be pro but they damn sure suck a cock like they could be. Brianna Beach, Brianna Bragg, Holly Holsten, Leah Wilde, McKenzee Miles, Peyton Lafferty, Riley Evans, Estella Leon, Stephanie Nicole, and Vanessa Lynn colored me fucking impressed.
What happens when you take 6 hot, young girls (no not porn stars, I mean just regular old girls) to the beach in Miami? Well, wild hot sex of course. And that is the introduction into a new series I am starting calling it Movie Trailer Friday. Each week I’ll give you a new movie trailer to enjoy. This week we highlight Absolute Asses. This movie stars Brianna Beach, Leah Wilde, Mckenzee Miles, Riley Evans, Jordan Ashley, John McGill, Traci Lynn and Desani Lezian. Don’t really know how most of these girls are? Don’t worry most people don’t either as these are 6 smokin’ hot amateurs.
DCypher posts: Some people disappear on you. Who knows why it happens. It drives me nuts though. One minute you’re in regular communication with them and everything is hunky dory and the next they just fall out of your life…vanishing without a trace.
Usually this happens when someone owes you money or doesn’t feel like honoring an agreement. In the case of my former reviewer, CUNTINGTON MCGEE, it was much darker and more mysterious.
Perhaps he was recalled by the Blackwater Corporation to wrap up some loose ends in Iraq. Perhaps he went underground after the mob killed his family to learn martial arts and have secret government implants added to his body so he could exact revenge on those who destroyed all he cared for in this world. Truth is we will probably never know, but it’s all the same. I’m glad as fuck he’s back. I can tell you that. If you will take a moment to check out his unique reviewer style you will be too.
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Teen Fuck Holes 7
from Platinum X
Scene 1: Veronique Vega’s genetic makeup couldn’t be more fortunate for us chronic masturbators—she’s got all the curves and youthful good looks of a Victoria’s Secret Model with a shnozz just big enough to garner the grade-school ridicule to send her into a career in porn. Her rookie’s enthusiasm originally led me to believe that this was her porn debut, so you can imagine my surprise upon viewing the topographical map of the Alps she’s got hidden under those panties. I’m not sure if this is true for all girls from whatever country Veronique hails from, but the area surrounding her butthole looks like some kind of mesmerizing grey whale cornea. That may be the most romantic sentence I’ve ever constructed about anyone.
Barbie Cummings sports that “blue-eyed, blonde Southern cheerleader” look, the only difference being the paleness of the two simultaneous cocks in her vagina. At one point, one of her costars fucks her doggie-style with one foot pinning the back of her head to the couch–perhaps a bit more prudent when fucking a rabid wolverine than a middle-school dropout with fake tits. At the end of the scene, when Barbie turns to the camera with a mouthful of future Einsteins and asks, “Are you gonna go jack off to that?”, it really made me appreciate the fact that were it just a second earlier in geologic time, I’d still be beating off to cave-paintings of stickwomen with goat-heads.
The fact that Leah Luv has braces made it that much harder for me to acquire this film, as Woody Allen had already bought every remaining copy. Leah is the only star to be anally invaded in this feature; I guess it was part of the “every other girl in this movie is hotter than you” clause in her contract. The scene begins with a stand-up doggie followed by Slinkie-style, which is a term I just coined to describe sex on a stairway. Also included is a brief fucking of Leah’s asscrack itself, which would be the popular pastime following abstinence education classes were it not for the existence of the anus. The scene wraps up with Leah slurping her partner’s eel-vomit off a glass table zamboni-style—and they say nobody’s excited about the start of hockey season!
Divine’s star performance in Scene 4 made me lament the fact that there aren’t more young black girls like her in porn; it’s a shame they all have their hands full raising their kids. Divine, who has the honor of being voted by the Republican National Committee as the nation’s finest 3/5 of a piece of ass, does a fine job of masking her shock while a sexual partner actually performs cunnilingus on her. This cinematic tribute to the career of Strom Thurmond concludes with a creampie…or should I say COOKIES n’ cream pie? (Jesus—I could be a monologue writer for Bill Maher with zingers like that) .
I cannot say enough good things about the work of Paulina James—she may very well be solely responsible for the “smoker’s teeth” hue of the wifebeater under my bed. My favorite position for Paulina would have to be reverse cowgirl, as it gives her a chance to display her mighty clitoris; make no mistake–when it comes to clitoral matters, I won’t accept anything less than the “Facehugger from Alien” look. The traditional money-shot on the stomach at this scene’s finish is a throwback to the classic 1970s style of porn, minus the Snuffleupagus-sized yodelpatch on the girl’s privates, of course.
Well, as always, I hope you enjoyed witnessing my ongoing journey through the double-digit circles of Hell. Now if you’ll excuse me, these first grade spelling tests don’t grade themselves!
DCypher posts: I ran into the beautiful and talented Kimberly Kane on set a couple days ago. Andre Madness was shooting an Ava Rose all girl movie for Adam and Eve and KK, along with a bunch of super hot chicks like Celeste Star and Kayden Cross, were all milling about waiting to lick each other. What a job right? They actually get paid for that shit. You know what I call that? Good karma. Lol.
KK and I got to talking about her latest release from Vivid Alt, the long anticipated Triple Ecstasy. It stars girls like Pixie Pearl (be still my throbbing cock) along with Audrey and Otto, and some super hot little Asian girl getting butch dyked in a school girl outfit first in a hallway and then next to a toilet.
It’s the overall mood, all the extra attention to detail, the construction and editing that went into this movie that set it apart. Sure anyone can play with color correction in editing these days and get that “alt feeling” that board lurkers used to trash talk. From what I hear “the biggest most expensive movie of all time” has a lot of the same shit people trashed Eon McKai for doing two years ago, editing wise that is.
Triple X plays with your mood by introducing a frenetic style of custom, “art school” kool handcuffed to a custom, punky fresh soundtrack in a knife fight to the bleed. It’s refreshingly originality serves to elevate it’s fundamental eroticism into pornographic art supercharged by Kane’s raw sexual energy. Watching KK suck cock with that fixed, hungry, somewhat psychotic stare is a near religious experience. I am not even remotely kidding. She’s one of my favorite new directors. After Naked and Famous if you’re not watching her, you’re missing out, plain and simple.
If you had any trouble understanding anything I said in the previous paragraph you should just stick to flat lit gonzo titles with cute girls (being wasted) taking the boring predictable sex in the standard four positions. You know, stuff like Barely Legal from Hustler (which I almost fell asleep watching recently.)
Botttom line time: Kimberly Kane’s Triple Ecstasy is an AMAZING movie. I highly recommend that you watch it…immediately. If you do not then you are a fucking loser.
That’s all.