Juicy Miss FreeOnes 2012 * RUMOR *

Just got a juicy bit of Miss Free Ones 2012 gossip THAT IS NOT PROVEN TO BE TRUE SO IT’S TOTALLY JUST GOSSIP FOR NOW.  The person who wishes to remain anonymous said the winner of the Miss FreeOnes 2012 contest is former Bluebird Films contract girl, Dylan Ryder.  He won’t divulge how he knows but he says he is 100% for sure she was selected as the winner and he wants to go on record before the official announcement so that after she is announced he can say he told you so.

Dylan Ryder’s boobs (seen here thanks to our friends at  Amateur District) could not be reached for comment.
Trust me, I tried to speak to them.  They just wouldn’t talk back.   But it was fun trying!

Reps from FreeOnes says they will announce the winner on May 19th at the Exxxotica Miami Expo.

Miss FreeOnes started on April 9th with over 300 girls competing for part of the $30,000 in prize money. Through the 3 rounds of the contest, more than 500k votes were cast for over 300 contestants in 6 rounds. FreeOnes members also donated points that they are able to earn for using the site, which brought the Miss FreeOnes grand prize to $13,000 for the lucky winner of the contest!

FreeOnes and Exxxotica Miami have partnered up for the awards ceremony. The winners will be announced at 8:45pm, Saturday the 19th, at the main stage at the expo.

“I’m extremely pleased with how the 2012 contest went,” said Petra, contest organizer. “During the contest we saw a lot of activity from the contestants on our own site, Twitter, and other social networking sites. Since all of the girls who registered to compete this year wanted to be in the contest, they really got into it and let all their fans know that they should come vote.”

“Now that the contest is over, we can turn our focus to next week’s events! First we have partnered up with Exxxotica to announce the winners of Miss FreeOnes, live in front of all the fans who will be coming to the expo! We also have Met-Art contract girl, Malena Morgan, joining us to help us announce the winners!”

“After the awards, we’ll all be heading over to The Mansion to party! The red carpet starts at 11pm so don’t be late!”

For more information, please visit http://miss.freeones.com/party.html

I don’t know if the guy is trying to imply the fix is in or just that he found out the winner in advance. Either way, will be curious to see if he is correct.  This same person has given me valid information in the past so I guess we’ll see in a week or so if he is correct again.  If so congrats Dylan.

A whole new kind of celebrity sex tape

Who the heck is this old creepy guy fucking the hell out of all these hot, young girls on the latest Amateur District movie?

Well, his name is Uncle Jesse and you’ve probably seen him in Hollywood movies or TV shows like Ghost Busters or the 6 Million Dollar man. Actually maybe you didn’t. He was always a more behind the scenes kind of guy. He was after all a real life Hollywood stuntman for years.  He worked on many of the biggest Hollywood movies during the 1970’s and 1980’s.

In fact there is an UNCONFIRMED rumor that he even had a tryst on the set of one of his mainstream movies with a now very famous blonde actress – this blonde female star in question in today’s terms is still a very, very popular actress and if this rumor is true, there exists something like a 15 minute tape of her giving him a blow job in his trailer on the set of one of his movies.

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So after retiring from being a Hollywood stuntman who didn’t quite know what to do with his life. So what better to do in your free time than porn? That’s exactly what this dirty old man did.

Apparently Amateur District got their hands on 4 or 5 of these Uncle Jesse movies, which are all expected to be released over the next 18 months or so. The first one entitled Uncle Jesse is a Dirty Old Man was just recently released and is now available on DVD from many adult retailers including Adult DVD.

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Web Sensation Vanilla DeVille

A little birdy told me that AVN nominated web starlet of the year Vanilla Deville has been having quite a good year.  On top of running a very popular website www.VanillaDeVille.com, she will also be making an appearance in numerous scenes in the mainstream movie “Middle Men” and not only that but she also appears in the official movie poster.  (click the poster to view the full size)

The movie is based on the Internet pioneers (turned web scammers) who developed the online billing system known as iBILL that helped thousands and thousands of porn site.  In essence they made web transactions possible for so many websites, including my own first membership site.  But then we all did business with iBill.  In fact I was doing business with iBill long before they changed their name to iBill.  In the beginning they were Logicom and then eventually would become mega giants in our business.

Vanilla Deville told XBIZ.com that “Working on this movie was an amazing experience and I’m proud to be a part of it.  I had a lot of fun on set each day, especially during some of the wilder scenes.”  She also told XBIZ.com that she worked closely with the cast and crew behind the scenes, including consulting with lead actresses Laura Ramsey and recruiting many of the beautiful women that appear as extras throughout the film.

Like the world famous Love Twins, Vanilla Deville also has an Amateur District movie coming out later this year called Vanilla Deville’s XXX Home Movies.  It will be a continuation of the Amateur District series that feature famous starlets filming themselves in real home made amateur movies.  You can be the first to see a sneak peak of the box cover for her upcoming movie below.

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The Love Twins are back with a vengence

I seen something on Adult DVD Talk the other day that caught my attention.  Of course anytime a female posts something and makes reference to cock, that tends to grab my eye.

… it is unlike what we have come to know of the girls from their previous movies. There is no glitz and glam. There are no attempts at trying to act. It’s just raw passion. I’ve not seen the girls have such an appetite for a cock before.

I checked out the trailer for the movie and it looks like this may be true.  The Love Twins in most of their Vivid movies always lacked that insatiable appetite for sex.  That passion, that vigor that makes you go DAMN THEY REALLY WANT THAT COCK.  I’ve always liked their three way scenes when they are giving head.  They have that shit down to an art-form but now I must admit, I really can’t wait to check out this movie.

It will be nice to see the twins in a less directed, more free, FUCK ME NOW kind of way.  I’m not the biggest fan of amateur home movies but the one thing I can say for them is that you get a raw energy in them that you don’t tend to get from the scripted scenes.

The Love Twins XXX Home Movies” is now available on DVD

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Identical twin porn stars, The Love Twins, Lacey and Lyndsey Love mark their return to hardcore with the release of The Love Twins XXX Home Movies. This movie is the first in a new line that Amateur District is producing which features the real amateur footage of famous stars.

This new series is quite a departure from what Amateur District is known for. Typically Amateur District releases titles featuring real amateurs girls they find on the streets, at golf courses and shopping malls. But the XXX Home Movies series marks the first time that Amateur District will purposely feature movies with famous porn stars.

Kelli Roberts, marketing coordinator for Amateur District says “When I first started doing marketing for Amateur District I had this project in mind. I knew that a lot of famous girls were out there shooting their own amateur type footage for their websites so I made contact with several of them and suggested they let us have some of the footage they shoot to release on DVD. It’s a win / win for everyone because their fans get to see some unique footage of the girls, shot at home by the porn stars themselves on DVD while at the same time the press for the release of the movies helps market their own websites. So in the end everybody is happy. Fans of the Amateur District line want to see the real footage, the stuff that isn’t all edited up and faked. They want to see the real deal and that is exactly what this series gives them.”

The Love Twins XXX Home Movies features all scenes that the girls shot themselves. The literally went out bought a camera and filmed themselves having sex and gave it to Amateur District who then turned it into a movie for them.

The Love Twins XXX Home Movies will be released on August 2, 2010. The Love Twins XXX Home Movies as with all Amateur District titles are distributed exclusively through Pulse Distribution. For wholesale inquiries please contact Howard Levine at Pulse Distribution at howard@pulsedistribution.com or by calling (818) 435-1607.

The Love Twins first came on to the scene when they were signed by Vivid in 2005 and shortly after released their first movie Two Hot which would go on to be nominated that year for best sex comedy. Their follow up movie True Hollywood Twins would go on to recieve the same nomination the very next year.

When The Love Twins contract with Vivid Expired in 2007 they would go on to work with several other companies making movies for everyone including Digital Playground, Jules Jordan, Adam and Eve, Smash Pictures and more. The Love Twins would also go on to grace the covers of several men’s magazines including Swank, Club and Genesis. The girls would also go on to launch their own official website, www.LoveTwinsXXX.com which they run themselves. It is a free website where their fans can go to keep up with what they are doing, preview their movies and just chat with the girls. You can also follow them on Twitter at www.Twitter.com/TheLoveTwins

Amateur District movies provide genuine Amateur content and is considered a one of the premier amateur lines. The Amateur District line of movies was originally launched in October of 2006 with the release of their first movie, Absolute Asses and within a year had their first of what would turn out to be many award nominations. Amateur District produces quality amateur movies and their official website is located at www.AmateurDistrict.com. You can also follow Amateur District on Twitter by going to www.Twitter.com/AmateurDistrict.

Celebrate The Summer with Amateur District

To kick off the summer, Amateur District has decided to give away a handful of free 30 day memberships to their official website to their followers on Twitter.  They can be found @AmateurDistrict.

To win you must be following Amateur District on Twitter and be over 18 years of age.

I asked exactly how many memberships they will be giving out and was told it depends.  They will be giving out a minimum of 1 free 30 day pass for every 100 followers they have.  So if they have 1000 followers, they will give out 10 free passes.  The winners will be chosen at random and you can only win one free 30 day pass during this event.

Follow @AmateurDistrict

Amateur District Releaes Hand Job Honeys 2

Amateur District will be releasing the second volume of their movie Hand Job Honeys next week.  In this second volume of Hand Job Honeys, you get twice the honeys and two times the fun with an amazing 20 sexy scenes for you to enjoy, that comes in a special 2 disc set.

The movie includes hand job scenes that feature Missy Monroe, Capri, Holly Day, Noname Jane (as Violet Blue), Hennesie, Nichole Parks, Mya Ocean, Nikki Adams, Sindy Lange, Sandy Rose, Bliss Bitch, Erika Lane, Lara Cox, Tawny Bryant, Armani Knight, Zenova Braeden, Alesha Bizart, Kelsey Monroe and Lexi Mathews.

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Hand Job Honeys 2 from Amateur District should be in stores some time around May 24th.


About Amateur District : Amateur District movies provide genuine Amateur content and is considered a one of the premier amateur lines. The Amateur District line of movies was originally launched in October of 2006 with the release of their first movie, Absolute Asses and within a year had their first of what would turn out to be many award nominations. Amateur District produces quality amateur movies and their official website is located at www.AmateurDistrict.com. You can also follow Amateur District on Twitter by going to www.Twitter.com/AmateurDistrict. All wholesale inquiries should be directed to Hyland@PulseDistribution.com.

Amateur District nabs 2 noms

I’m going to spend the next month or so giving you guys free video clips, movie trailers and photos from the 2010 AVN Awards nominated movies.    I mean sure, I could tell you all day long about this nomination or that one, but wouldn’t you rather see photos from those movies or even better, short video clips of it?  That’s what I thought!  I’m going to start with Amateur District.

Our friends over at Amateur District got two AVN nominations this year. The first was a nomination for “Best Amateur Series” for their line of movies called My First XXX Video. The second nomination they got was for the “Best Amateur Release” for their movie True Home Made Amateur 4.

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Here is the trailer for the Amateur District movie, True Home Made Amateur 4.

In addition here are some photos and a short clip from the movie featuring Katrina.

And here we have some more photos and another short video clip from the movie but from another scene, this one featuring a chick named Brandy.

Amateur District was formed in 2006 and their first release was Absolute Asses.  In that time they have racked up a total of 6 AVN Award nominations.  In 2008 AVN nominated them for Best Amateur Release for their movie Amateur POV.  They also got a nomination for that same movie in the category Best Pro-Am Release.  In 2009 their AVN noms were for Best Amateur Release for the movie True Home Made Amateur 3 and Best Amateur Series, True Home Made Amateur.  And in 2010 again the companies nominations were for Best Amateur Series, My 1st XXX video, and Best Amateur Release for True Home Made Amateur 4.

Amateur District’s porn star doppelgängers

I was fucking around today at the new Amateur District site and this picture of this porn star caught my eye. Damn if it didn’t look just like a younger (and skinnier) Kelly Clarkson. So I started looking for more and thought I would share my findings with you. I wonder how they would feel knowing there is a porn star out there with their face?

Okay, first there is Kelly Clarkson and Cece Stone

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Then I found Blake Lively (from Gossip Girl) and Elli Fox



Next  I found Kristy Lee Cook (American Idol finalist -the won that had to sell her horse) and Traci Lynn



See, I told you! These bitches really look like their famous counterparts! Next up is Kelly Pickler (country singer) and Tiffani Thompson.



Another one I found was Lorraine Tousaint (the boss on Saving Grace) and Carmella Woods

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Of course having a porn doppelganger is not that far a stretch for Alyssa Milano with Genie Onyx


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Not too far a stretch for this one either, Brooke Hogan (the Hulk’s daughter and wannabe singer) with Yeni Lopez


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Okay, the last one is Toni Collette (The 6th Sense) and Shayne St. Lucia

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You can see more of these girls at the all new Amateur District website at:  www.AmateurDistrict.com

Horrible piercings that fuck up your face

I’m visiting a friend and her husband this week and came into her office to talk about what we were doing for dinner tonight and to see if she wanted to check out one of the local Rick’s.  Don’t know why but heard they had some rather hot as fuck chicks so I wanted to see for myself.

Well when I came into her office she was busy editing pictures from an upcoming Amateur District release called True Amateur Teens.  For the most part the girls in the flick are pretty hot, especially compared to the low quality chicks you typically get in amateur movies.  But just as I was starting to say how hot the girls were, I seen this picture.


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The girl is cute enough but what the fuck was she thinking putting that piercing there?  It looks like a fucking big ass pimple on her face?  How the fuck did she ever think that would be attractive?  I seriously would have made her take that shit out before ever filming her.  So fucking nasty.