Britney Spears Sex Tape Parody

IT’S BRITNEY BITCH!  No, not that one fuckers.  I mean the porno version.  I heard today that a new Britney Spears sex tape parody was released.  All the press hype aside, I thought they did one hell of a job on the box cover for this movie.  It’s dead on.  You can click on the image below to get a larger, more detailed view.

You can view the official trailer for this movie at official Britney Pierce website

Speaking of the hype, here is the official release for the movie ……….

Britney Pierce is back! The Pop Shot Star is back in another filthy fuck fest and her roadies, groupies and manager aren’t safe in Cezar Capone’s Oops!…I Fucked Him Again. On the pool table, at the piano and in the bedroom, Britney is a now super star and super slut—she might look innocent, but she’s one dirty diva and far naughtier than the other one. Streeting, Monday, March 1st, Britney Pierce will show you how she wants it to be.

“We have gotten a huge amount of preorders for Oops!…I Fucked Him Again,” says Hyland Church, VP of Sales for Pulse Distribution. “Britney Pierce stole everyone’s hearts and cocks in Fuck Me Baby One More Timeand Oops!…I Fucked Him Again. This time she’s more self assured and far nastier. Guess it comes with the fame.”

Cezar Capone has been shooting all his life, thinks all women are beautiful and has been called an “erotic visionary”. His movies are eye candy with some of the most beautiful women in the world, whether they’re famous porn stars or the cute relatively unknown girl next door.

Protégé EmilyRigby and the Daddy of Reality Porn, Dirty Sanchez, also direct movies in his line.

For international and domestic sales inquiries, please contact Hyland Church at Pulse Distribution via email at hchurch@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1608. For licensing inquiries, please contact Amy Lew at Pulse Distribution via email at alew@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1611. Preorders are strongly encouraged. Preorders are strongly encouraged.

Jesrsey Shore Fail

I’m sure by now you heard that that fucked up Jersey Shore show on MTV has its own porno parody now. Oh no, not that good one with the cast and crew who actually look like they were from the show but another one all together.

There are actually two parody’s about the Jersey Shore.  What’s fucking crazy is, this 2nd one was done AFTER the 1st one Jersey Shore XXX, so seeing how good they did, you would think they would step it up a notch, right?  Ummm wrong.  Dead wrong.

I seen the the photo gallery on AVN and I realize, I don’t even know what the fuck this is but it’s sure and the fuck not anything to do with Jersey Shore.  Zero Tolerance fucking failed on this one big time.  They called their movie  ‘Not Jersey Shore: Jersey Whores’ and that’s about the only thing at all that it has in common with the actual show.

Anyone who has ever seen the real Jersey Shore will note you probably won’t see many blondes.  In fact, I can’t ever recall seeing one blonde, ever.  But that doesn’t seem to matter to Zero Tolerance because they cast a couple blondes in their version of the movie.

Here is a shot of Kagney Lynn Karter on the set of the movie (from the AVN galleries)

oh and the Guidos that have really given the show their trademark, with the men with buff chests, and gel in their hair.  Well here is who Zero Tolerance has …

We may have to give this movie the award for the worst attempt at a parody ever.  They didn’t even fucking try.   This is a huge red mark on the Zero Tolerance name, who quite honestly until now I was getting more and more impressed with.  Their production quality had recently been improving.  However with this single failure, they have really lost a lot of their credibility with me.

If you are going to do something, at least half ass it.  They didn’t even try.   It looks like they just shot a random cheap ass, really badly done porno then put the Jersey Shore name on it hoping it would sale, because otherwise, it was so badly done it wouldn’t have a chance in hell to recoup the cost of production.

Zero Tolerance WTF where you thinking associating yourself with this piece of shit project?

Meggan Mallone has some sexy stories

Meggan Mallone may be on a career hiatus but in the mean time her latest movie from Vivid has been released and this one is called Meggan’s Sexy Stories and I happened upon the trailer for you fuckers to enjoy.

Paul Thomas packs in the production value with these five hot stories that all end in hot, hot sex. Watch mom peek in the tent while camping, to find out just how close her daughter and her best friend truly are! Then watch mom play cougar to one of her daughter’s sexy, young boy toys. Watch Meggan’s boyfriend control her from afar with a remote controlled vibrator! See a real rock star surprise his baby on her birthday. And finally, watch a porn star turned tv repairman return to his first career on a service call! PT tells the stories. B. Skow shoots. Meggan stars. Now that’s porn. Starring Meggan Mallone, Lexi Belle, Charisma Cappelli, Syren Demer, Ami Emerson, Dane Cross, Kevin James, Mr.Pete, Randy Spears, and Alec Knight.

Rio Valentine Whore’s It Up

When Morgan Dayne went to Digital Playground and became Rio Valentine the first big feature she did for them was called Whore It Up.  That feature film is finally being released so i thought I would give you guys the trailer for it.  It actually looks like a really good movie.

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“WHORE IT UP” FROM DIGITAL PLAYGROUND RELEASES ON DVD AND BLU-RAY DECEMBER 22

Featuring 11 Beautiful Girls and 1 Unforgettable Night Under the Command of Rio Valentine!

December 18, 2009 — VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground releases “Whore It Up” on DVD and Blu-ray™ Disc December 22. “Whore It Up” features exclusive contract star Rio Valentine™ and a mansion full of incredibly lustful vixens.  Three horny guys in search of an endless night of sex and surprises arrive at the house where Rio Valentine and her seductresses are ready and willing to fulfill their very fantasy.  Robby D., “Whore It Up” director says, “This is a fantasy that every guy can relate to.  The jerk-off quotient is at an all-time high in the very first scene as the three guys take turns pounding six of the beauties in this epic orgy!”

In “Whore It Up” Rio Valentine and her seductresses are ready and willing to fulfill every fantasy.  The plethora of pussy includes: Jayden James, Zerah Jones, Krissy Lynn, Cindy Hope, Piper Fontaine, Brynn Tyler, Heather Vahn, Kiara Diane, Madison Parker and Desirae Wood.  Ranging from intimate Boy / Girl scenes to full cast orgies, this work features eleven slutty girls, in eight sexually satisfying scenes – for both cast and viewers.  There is no shortage of pleasure once the guys give themselves into submission…as only the girls of Digital Playground know how to provide.

Digital Playground’s founder Joone says, “We had a winning combination giving Robby full reign over an endless supply of rising stars.  ‘Whore It Up’ provides viewers with an introduction to many of the hottest new girls in the industry.”

“Whore It Up” on DVD and Blu-ray includes a photo gallery, chapter index, behind-the-scenes featurette, and trailers to hit Digital Playground films.  “Whore It Up” is presented in 16:9 widescreen format with 5.1 digital surround sound and no regional coding.


New Flight Attendants Movie Trailer

You guys see the new (safe for work) movie trailer for Flight Attendants? If you can’t recall, Flight Attendants is the new big budget Adam and Eve movie.

(Hollywood, CA) Don’t call them stewardesses but the beautiful girls of Flight Attendants have crash-landed on the cover of the new issue of the Adam & Eve Catalog which has been sent to hundreds of thousands of potential customers across America. The hilarious movie from porn parody kings X-Play is nearing the top of the DVD sales charts everywhere and what’s more is Adam & Eve has honored the movie by including a flight attendant love doll for sale.

Currently #7 on the AVN Retail Buzz Top 100 Sales chart, Flight Attendants boasts what many say is the greatest cast in the history of porn as fans of comedy-porn are picking the movie off store shelves in big numbers.

“We knew Flight Attendants was going to appeal to a lot of porn-lovers because of the amazing cast and to see it make the cover of the Adam & Eve catalog is quite an honor,” stated the movie’s award-winning director Will Ryder. “And just think we can now have a date with a flight attendant love doll in the privacy of our own homes while watching the movie. We can all finally feel what it’s like to be a Northwest pilot.”

Among the great adult movie stars featured in Flight Attendants are Adam & Eve Pictures contract superstar Kayden Kross, Hillary Scott, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Farrah Fox, Chastity Lynn and Teagan Presley & Eva Angelina both of Skinworxxx.

The 2-disc set contains 9 hours of total footage and is packed with 9 sex scenes and tons of extras and cast interviews. The pilots and crewman include veteran funnymen Randy Spears, Evan Stone, James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Jack Lawrence, Eric John, Scott Lyons, Barry Scott and Brad Hardy.

“When I saw the catalog front cover spread and then the actual movie layout on the back cover I had to laugh because they also put this flight attendant sex doll for sale next to our movie. The damn thing is five feet tall and is advertised as having long flowing hair and 2 love passages so maybe our movie is even better when viewed in the loving company of Felicia Flight Attendant,” Ryder laughed.

The movie is a strong contender for Best Sex Comedy and although it is an original comedy it has dozens of parody elements in it to satisfy those who crave that type of sex humor. “If you liked Airplane you’ll probably love Flight Attendants,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play.

“I had so much fun making this movie. It was total insanity,” stated Kayden Kross who is a strong contender for Female Performer of the Year at the upcoming awards shows “Will Ryder is a mad storyteller and the girls in this movie are awesome,” she concluded.

Is this a Brittney Spears Sex Tape?

Did we find a lost Brittney Spears sex tape?  No, sadly we didn’t.  But we did find the latest in porno spoofs and this one takes shot at the famous pop star Britney Spears with Cezar Capone’s Fuck Me Baby One More Time starring Britney Pierce (aka Kara Novak) and fuck if she doesn’t look a lot like a younger Britney.

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World famous pop sensation Britney Pierce has naughty side. She’s not that innocent little girl anymore. Watch asn see Britney as you’ve never seen her before, getting her pretty pink pussy destroyed by thick hard cock. This slut sensation wants nothing more than to be pounded and pumped full of cum when she gets fucked by her road crew and countless guys and girls alone the way !!!   Starring Britney Pierce, Cheyenne Cooper, Megan Moore, Jarrod Steed, Dale Dabone, Lee Stone, Levi Cash, Sergio.

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Sure Britney Spears herself won’t jump out of the screen naked singing her song If U Seek Amy hinting at her lesbian desires but we do have the next best thing and that’s a Britney Spears look-a-like taking two cocks at the same while drenched in come.

Panties, Panties and More Panties

I was going through some files looking for something and I came across the movie trailer for the movie My Personal Panties.  In all the movie includes 10 girls playing with their pussy including Morgan Dayne (aka Rio Valentine) and Tanner Mayes.  The movie is produced by Cezar Capone but directed by newcomer Emily Rigby who has really started to make a name for herself.

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Anyway, for some reason when the file was sent to me forever ago I never really got around to watching it.  I did however watch it today and must say damn, one of the better movie trailers I’ve seen for a movie so I thought I would take a moment and share it with you.

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Kayden Kross follows in Hillary Scott’s footsteps

Kayden Kross Follows in Hillary Scott’s Footsteps with Epic Sex-Comedy Flight Attendants

 
(Hollywood, CA) The upcoming epic motion picture Flight Attendants might very well turn out to be the most fun sex-comedy of the year as Adam & Eve Pictures contract star Kayden Kross leads one of the greatest casts ever assembled for a porn movie but is there a master-plan taking place behind the scenes that we are all unaware of?
 
The X-Play produced Will Ryder directed hilarious airborne romp is being distributed by Adam & Eve Pictures and will be in stores on DVD at the end of September but that is only one part of this twisting story.
 
“I have to say that the celestial stars might be aligning themselves up in just the perfect order for Kayden Kross who could be positioning herself much like Hillary Scott did a few years ago when Hillary won the AVN awards for Best Actress and Female Performer of the Year and pretty much swept all the other award shows,” stated Will Ryder.  
 
“I’m not a conspiracy buff and am not suggesting divine intervention but the two paths are remarkably similar with both girls starring in a huge science-fiction action adventure movie and also starring in a big fun-loving comedy to form a powerful one-two punch that might become unstoppable for Kayden come awards time,” Ryder speculated. 
 
Packed with a virtual who’s who of today’s biggest porn superstars, Kayden is ironically  joined in flight by Hillary Scott who seems to be telepathically leading the way for the fast-rising Kross showing her the blueprint to possibly becoming the next Female Performer of the Year.
 
Already with the years’ biggest hit The 8th Day on her resume’, Kayden now has the other part of the winning equation coming down the pike as her fist is cocked and ready to be thrown with Flight Attendants.
 
“Flight Attendants was one crazy movie to make. I loved every minute of it,” Kayden said as she vacationed on a far-way Pacific Ocean island celebrating her 24th birthday.  “It’s the exact opposite of The 8th Day in every way possible and I’m really proud of both of these big movies.”
 
Ryder continued on with his thoughts about the two paths merging.  
 
“I mean look at the parallels here.  Hillary starred in the Eli Cross political thriller Corruption from SexZ Pictures and also in the top-selling X-Play comedy Not the Bradys XXX during her big winning year and now Kayden stars in the massive Eli Cross’ disciple Ren Savant directed thriller The 8th Day and X-Play’s biggest comedy ever Flight Attendants,” Ryder said. “Things that make you go hmmmm.”
 
Hillary Scott could not be reached for comment but those on the set during the production of Flight Attendants spoke off-the-record noting that Kayden’s sexual performance was so powerful, so funny and so sexual that it was as if she read the Hillary Scott handbook on great sex.
 
“She was possessed but I mean that in a good way,” stated a production assistant who did not wish to be identified.  “I’ve never seen Kayden Kross look so pretty yet bang so dirtily,” he said.  When informed that dirtily was not a real word, the production assistant began walking away and muttered, “I don’t know ‘bout that but I seen what I seen.”
 
“The comparisons between Hillary Scott and Kayden Kross are eerie and will give you goose bumps if you really look into it,” Ryder offered.  “Both are blonds with big tits and gorgeous faces, both have signed a big contract with a prestigious company, both enjoy having sex with men, both can act quite wonderfully and both are kind to animals.  I don’t want to go as far as saying this is some great master plan but come on now you can’t ignore the facts,” Ryder concluded appearing to be slightly shaken by the possible impending destiny.
 
In addition to Kayden Kross, Flight Attendants stars superstars Teagan Pressley, Shyla Stylez, Eva Angelina, Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Cali Couture, Brooke Belle and Kenzi Marie in a rip-roaring good time that is destined to be a major contender for Best Comedy and so unlike any other porn movie you might just drop dead from laughter.
 
The pilots, air traffic controllers, crewman and passengers are played by legends Randy Spears and Evan Stone along with James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Brad Hardy, Eric John and Jack Lawrence.  Scott Lyons and Barry Scott help put Flight Attendants so far above all other airport themed porn movies that it finds itself in a league all its own.
 
Don Houston of X-Critic stated, “They’ve done it again.  Another huge winner.”
 
Flight Attendants directed by Will Ryder is brought to you by the same maniacs that created Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Married with Children XXX and will be in stores everywhere soon from Adam & Eve Pictures/X-Play.   Do not miss Flight Attendants!

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THE SPIN STARTS HERE

IRON CROSS RELEASES SMOKIN’ HOT SPINNERS

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( VAN NUYS, CA ) – Evan Seinfeld’s Rockstarpimp.com has hosted some of the hottest stars in the adult industry. Babes of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities have been given the first class treatment that only true rock and porn stars can handle. With the latest Iron Cross release “Smokin’ Hot Spinners” a white-hot collection of petite ladies prove that bigger is not necessarily better.

Spinners brings porn fans the sort of high-impact sexual intensity that they are used to as five pint sized pleasure seekers venture into Spyder Jonez’ Rockstarpimp.com studio. They are interviewed and treated to a ferociously good time. Every scene features rock hard energy and big facial finishes just like the fans love.

Smoking little Jenna Presley takes her turn on the couch and proves that despite her size, she can’t be intimidated by the “dickfold.” Rocking Rachel Roxxx really earns her name, pushing it to the limit in her scene. Hottie Heather Vahn knows how to keep a man happy and shows Spyder a few new tricks. Miniature Morgan Layne proves that she is up to the challenge and little Lexi Stone shows why she is such a huge star.

Who needs a DJ when you have a collection of spinners like this?

Iron Cross’ “Smokin’ Hot Spinners” is all the proof you will ever need that good things do indeed come in small packages.

Sasha Grey gets into some Rough Sex

Taormino Says New Film is “One of the Best I’ve Ever Made”. “Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex” starring Sasha Grey is the launch movie in an unprecedented new series from Vivid Entertainment. It will be ship on Wednesday, July 15th and be available in stores on July 22nd.

The movie is directed by award winning author and filmmaker Tristan Taormino and the scenes are based entirely on the real fantasies of female performers. Through deeply personal interviews viewers will discover their definitions of rough sex, why they love it, how they establish trust with their partners and what they need to feel safe to play on the edge. With scenes that are part documentary and part erotic vignette, “Rough Sex” dares to challenge conventional wisdom about the fantasy lives of women.

“So much has been made about how rough gonzo, and porn in general, has gotten in the past few years. But is rough sex by its very nature harmful and degrading? Or can it be sexy, empowering and even feminist? I challenged myself to explore these issues in this new series,” said Taormino.

In addition to Grey, the cast includes Adrianna Nicole, Marie Luv, Satine Phoenix, Francesca Le, Derrick Pierce, Christian, Marco Banderas, Danny Wylde and Julius Ceazher.

Through dramatic role-playing, each woman shares her most intimate desires, tests her own boundaries, and rides the seductive line between pleasure and pain. We get to watch as they take charge of bringing their scenarios to life – in some cases, for the first time ever on film. We witness female sexuality at its most extreme: raw, rough and real.

Under Taormino’s guidance the movie covers a wide spectrum of what constitutes rough sex, with each female performer defining it for herself.

“When I approached Sasha Grey to do the movie, I knew she had already done lots of rough sex on camera; she’s never been afraid to explore her submissive desires. But one thing she has never done on camera – until now – is a “switch” scene where she switches between the dominant and submissive roles. Sasha is a switch in real life, so this was an opportunity to explore a real part of her sexuality. The results are an explosive scene with Danny Wylde where you’ll see a side of Sasha you’ve never witnessed before,” notes Taormino.

“This is by far one of the best movies I have ever made. I am so proud of all the hard work that went into it and I cannot wait to hear what people think,” says Taormino.

According to Howard Levine, V.P. of Sales for Vivid Entertainment, “Retailers have been talking about this title since we previewed the trailer in Vegas at the AVN Expo. Tristan has a truly unique vision and her fan base grows every day. We believe people are ready for a different kind of Rough Sex.”

CLICK THE BOX COVER TO VIEW THE TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE

Sasha Grey in Rough Sex