Apparently when you have too much anal sex, you asshole no longer closes properly. Beware!

This is a picture of Taylor Rain when she was just starting out in the porn industry.

And here we have a picture of Taylor’s asshole much later in her anal fucking career. Can you see the difference!

Just thought I’d share!

It seems the new Fame Registry list is out for this month’s top porn stars. I didn’t see any major shockers there but a few little quirks do have me curious. Let’s start towards the top of the list.  Obvious winners are Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze and Briana Banks.  No big shockers there.

Somehow Taylor Rain who hasn’t really been active in quite some time inched out Jesse Jane for the #4 spot, despite the fact that Jesse Jane has a new movie out, and not just any more either. Pirates II is a mega hit so I’m quite surprised to see her drop a spot while Taylor Rain who has done nothing lately goes up.

Mary Carey as #6? Really? How is that even possible that anyone in their right mind would search for her name on the Internet? It has to be that dumb ass VH1 rehab show.  The only other major change was with Vivid Girl Sunny Leone who had a sharp rise from last month to now going from #15 to #9 and Amy Reid who went from #23 to #14 this month.  A very impressive jump for both girls.

1. Tera Patrick
2. Jenna Haze
3. Briana Banks
4. Taylor Rain – Last Month #5
5. Jesse Jane – Last Month #4
6. Mary Carey
7. Gina Lynn
8. Eva Angelina
9. Sunny Leone - Last Month #15
10. Krystal Steal – Last Month #9
11. Brittney Skye
12. Carmen Luvana
13. Aria Giovanni
14. Amy Reid – Last Month #23
15. Nikki Benz – Last Month #16

Fame Registry tracks to date 132 porn stars and ranks them based on their populairty, which is based on things like how many awards they have won from AVN, XRCO and F.A.M.E., how many times per day someone uses a search engine to search for the porn stars name, how much traffic their official  website gets, and things of that nature.   The scores are updated once or twice each month and a new list of “top stars” is formed each month.  It’s a pretty nifty reference if nothing else to see who’s hot and who’s not.

Not Luke from LIB is reporting that Taylor Rain has given birth to her child and that Scott Fayner is not the father and he may be retiring his blogging ways.  Scott Fayner (for those woh don’t know is the former editor here at LukeFord.com) His comments are below and just below that is a Taylor Rain threesome video with Jenna Haze and Bobbi Blair to remember from back in the day.

I love to keep up with other bloggers as from time to time they have some interesting things to say. I will be the first to admit, that Kayden Kross morose than anyone else seems to draw my interest. But today I find myself going WTF?! At what I am reading … first and foremost I read that Mike South claims that Imitation, The Sincerest Form of Flattery, and that is perhaps true but to be imitated you really have to be the first at something.  Right?

In the body of his post he goes on about how people are imitating him by getting others to blog for him. Someone should perhaps tell him that the entire Wordpress software was built around the very premise of having contributing editors / guest bloggers and hundreds of sites have been doing that very thing for years. So maybe he thinks he was the first person to have a porn star blogger with the addition of Kayden Kross. Maybe he thinks that our addition of celebrity and guest bloggers here at Luke Ford is somehow copying him?  Nope, that can’t be it because other sites have beat him to that, even here at Luke Ford. I’m sure you all remember some of the Taylor Rain posts and well, she’s not only a porn star but one of the most famous and has been blogging for years before Kayden Kross did it.  And although I can’t say for sure, hasn’t Pop Porn had pornstar bloggers for awhile now too?

Now here is where it gets really interesting. In that same post he also calls out Bree Olson and Jesse Jane on being frauds.  Oh yes!  He went there.

Mike South says : Now we have publicists though who write what are really press releases and advertisements in the name of their contract girls, I have yet to read Bree Olsen’s column in Genesis Magazine but I will bet my last dollar she doesn’t write a word of it, Ditto columns written under Jesse Janes name, let’s be honest here if these pornchicks could write they wouldn’t be porn chicks.

Why is Mike South calling Jesse Jane a fraud?  How does he know she doesn’t write her own shit?  And even if she doesn’t, why call her out on it?  What’s he have against her to try and harm her reputation?  Same with Bree Olson? But here is the best line of them all from his little rant ….

let’s be honest here if these pornchicks could write they wouldn’t be porn chicks

That line speaks volumes about his feelings towards the women in this industry and it’s to bad really because I’ve met some smart ass bitches in this business that have no problem writing their own shit.

Ok, blowup dolls for me never did it. I mean, its obviously plastic. And I’ve seen TV shows where men go over the edge and believe that that is their actualy girlfriend/wife who they want to share their life with and find this to be natural. Of course, you are creating the perfect dream girl and your mind is just filling in the blanks of what she says when you talk to her.

Now, as sad and pathetic as that is, I got an email regarding this company and their inflatables. Look, I’m all for robot sex slaves, I cannot wait for the day that I can drop 9 grand on a complete cyber skin, partial AI, lips and pussy and ass that can get wet or lubed automatically by the robot and have it actually try to grind back and forth with me. When that day comes and I model mine into either Taylor Rain or Aria Giovanni (I haven’t picked yet), then I’ll truly be happy and can say fuck having a wife. Until then, anything you actually blowup is just too fake. Look at the pictures on that page. Does that REALLY look like J.Lo, or “J.Ho” as they call her?

I just don’t get it. Yes, I’ll buy the fake pussy to put on my dick and rock it up and down so that instead of my hand it feels like a pussy. But the whole doll? Wouldn’t it be more effort to set them up in positions unless they have some AI so that when you say “doggystyle” they know they are going to get on their hands and knees and my cock is going right up their ass? And it isn’t even a problem cause hey, its a robot.

Some credits to Rob Phaneuf for e-mailing me about these monstrosities. People, serious, if you want sex toys, you go to the Pornstar.com store. Why? Because pornstar.com… I mean come on…. its PORNSTAR.COM. You know they are the best because they went out and got the right name – PORNSTAR.COM. Second, go to the actual pornstar.com main site whereupon entering you will see a lovely double dicking of the gorgeous, almight Taylor Mother Fucking Rain. Let it be known now that, given the chance anywhere in the world, I would strip and fuck her. In the middle of walmart, in the middle of a freeway, halfway up Mount Everest, whatever. I think Taylor is fucking insanely hot and lukeford.com still backs her as long as I’m writing for it. You rock Taylor! And Fayner isn’t half bad either. Truth be told, I admire the fact that he got into the industry and got through it as he did. Seems like a pretty chill life to me. Ok, the point is though, there is some excellent porn on pornstar.com. Tons of high quality images, videos, anything you want or need. The site is a one-stop-shop for all your porn needs and desires. Thats why we advertise them. I don’t advertise shit I don’t believe in (ok, once I did throw an ad up for the Jack LaLane Juicer…). So seriously, go get all your porn needs there. No need to buy a weird plastic doll that is going to probably be rough against your skin anyway. Get the sculpted pussies with real cyber-skin that vibrate and cum or something cool before you blow your money on a poor representation of a celebrity on a balloon.

But please people, remember, Fayner he has his own website now. I’m taking over here at lukeford.com. Please keep sending in cool shit to ryanrayzer[AT] gmail DOTcom. Anything you would have sent to him I’m more than happy to take, read, possibly disprespect it, or possibly post it if I find it cool enough, In fact, the next post is going to be some good release news.