Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley Retires

Cassia Riley is reporting from her MySpace page that she is now officially and forever retired from the jizz biz and loving her new life.  Cassia Riley for those who don’t know first came to fame as a Penthouse Pet and then began booking a lot of nude modeling jobs across the Internet on various websites. Cassia Riley was the Penthouse Pet of the Month for April 2005 and is the Pet of the Year Runner-Up 2006.  Af far as I can tell she did only a handful of movies during the short spam of her adult career, in which she performed on camera only in solo scenes, doing masturbation or girl/girl.  It all seems to be very softcore – or cable erotica.

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CASSIA RILEY is RETIRED 🙂 I just did my final shoot…FOREVER!! New updates to my site soon…I couldn’t be happier about my life! Now is the time to bow out permanantly!!!!!

Erica Ellyson on NBC’s Momma’s Boys

Erica Ellyson blogs on her MySpace page about her appearance on NBC’s Momm’as Boys.  You may remember Erica Ellyson as the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the year.  I think also sometime last year, if I recall she was selected as a Twistys Treat of the Month.  She’s pretty cute.  I can see why NBC picked her as one of the contestants.


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Hey yall…. Momma’s Boys, a brand new series from Executive Producer Ryan Seacrest that asks the question, “Who really is the most important woman in a man’s life?” The show premiers December 16, 2008 on NBC so if you wanna see more of me (yes, i’m on the show) and see what is to be a GREAT show, you should def tune in!

xoxo Erica Ellyson

Myspace Ooopsy

If you visit a porn star’s website and take the photos from her pages, do you think she would be pissed off about it?  What if you take one of the movies that she made and post it on your own website?  Think the studio would be pissed.  If you go around telling people you are the lifesize Nina Mercedez do you think she might be pissed? Of course!!!  But more than being pissed off, in most cases they would have some powers in the realm of copyright and trademark infringements.


Well porn stars are not the only people in the world with these rights however they don’t seem to understand that.


See awhile ago I reported about Nina Mercedez, as well as a few other porn stars like Tera Patrick hiring a company to handle their MySpace pages. I got trashed to no end about reporting on this.  Some people even say I got some threats (which isn’t actually true). But it was such a hassle I just stayed quiet about the subject and would just post images of their mistakes. I figured instead of me blabbing about it, a picture was worth 1,000 words.


Well despite the evidence to the contrary,  some people came out and said that I was wrong.  Nina Mercedez being one of them claimed to run her own page.  That’s all well and good but let me be clear here ……. either the company she  hired to run her myspace page or she herself while running her myspace page, committed a little oopsy today by infringing on the Matel trademark by using the name “Barbie” to describe some naked chick they want you to add to your friends list on MySpace.


Previous porn stars have been sued for such things, with the biggest name lawsuit being that of Lexus Locklear, who now goes by the name of Lexi.  There is also Katsumi and a few Barbie lawsuits over the years.  Let’s just say Matel doesn’t like their CHILDREN’S brand being sullied by naked chicks claiming to be a “lifesize Barbie” and as with previous lawsuits in the past, sometimes these companies go over the people who post such claims and in this case, it’s the Nina Mercedez camp.


Now I’m no lawyer but I smart enough to guess that if anyone were to go steal content from Nina Mercedez’s official website, she would be one pissed off porn star and probably have her lawyer send some nasty letters.  So then why would she think it was now okay to infringe on anyone else’s trademarks?  So deny hiring some company running your myspace page all you want, but if I were you I would have one serious ass talk with these fucktards, because clearly the previous fraud they were perpetuating wasn’t enough.  Now they are making you look even better.


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Cindi, oh Cindi

Someone recently questioned my opinions and views regarding a specific porn star and wondered why on one hand I was calling her a spammer and then on another congratulating her on finding true love and then wishing her a happy birthday. Normally I wouldn’t address the issue but to be honest, I like the chick who runs Luke is Back. I think if nothing else she brings a breath of fresh air to the world of porn gossip. So it is for this reason I wish to respond.


First I will address the comment about my original story in which I referred to them as MySpace whores.  I think my exact phrase was, These three are the most spamingest myspace whores there are. Use of the word “whore” is probably where most of the confusion comes in and it is perhaps a word I use far to freely and don’t associate it with the actual meaning that some do.


But do let me be clear here.  I do not think Nina Mercedez is a “whore” as in a slut or hooker.  I actually meant, if you read the entire story that the company that she hired in association with her MySpace marketing along with Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn makes them look like frauds or spammers or board whores, which is actually a real term in our industry in which a company will hire a person to post on message boards in which their banner is displayed as the “signature”  so that each time that person makes a post on a message board, even if just to say happy birthday to someone, their banner is displayed.  There are a lot of people out there who make good money being professional board whores or post whores.  In fact, $500 to $700 a month depending on the board and product / site, is not unheard of.  And that was the context that I used the word “whore”.


Now as far as the story about Nina Mercedez goes, I must confess, I was watching one of those Vivid reality shows where I caught an episode starring Mercedez back when she was with Vivid.  I don’t even know the name of it, but I think it was called porno valley or something of that nature.  It was nothing specific that was said or anything specific that happened but you can just tell the person she was with wasn’t meant for her.  Clearly that turned out to be the case because she married someone else years later.  Seeing those photos on her myspace page show a very different Mecedez from that which was in that reality show.  She just wasn’t happy and no matter how much of a dick anyone thinks I may be, I don’t want to see some chick with a guy she wasn’t meant to be with.


I do wish her and well everyone for that matter the chance to find love and all the happiness in the world, even if they made the mistake of hiring a company that takes advantage of them. I don’t care what you may think or say about me, my past articles made it very clear what they were doing. In previous posts I outlined exactly what each girl said and showed how the exact same quotes were rotated between them and how the company would make posts as if it was the porn star in question speaking to the fans. I don’t care how anyone wants to spin it, that’s flat out fraud in every way and while I’m sure most fans know that porn stars have their people handle shit for them, it doesn’t make it right.


What’s funny to me is how this company defends its actions by saying they help these girls get more fans. I don’t know about all of that. I think girls like Tera Patrick and Nina Mercedez are pretty damn famous on their own and doubt all the spamming in the world is going to generate the some 30,000 extra friends that this company claims to have helped them get. These girls are a force in their own right and their name alone has strength behind it. If these girls have 30,000 new friends then it’s because of work THEY did in their photos, magazine layouts, Internet photo shoots or feature dancing. I don’t think in any way shape or form, they got more famous or somehow got more friends because of something this company has done. These girls are famous porn stars. They get MySpace friends because of that reason alone.


What the company gets out of the deal though is free marketing for their other clients. The real winners here are all the girls that aren’t famous that signed up with this company. I have no doubt each of them benefited greatly from the free advertising (THE MYSPACE SPAM) they got having their names plastered by big stars like Gina Lynn, tera Patrick and Mercedez. Who wouldn’t benefit from an endorsement from those three? And daily endorsements at that!


So in the end I don’t really give a fuck if you think I’m a dick because I posted my opinions about some company taking advantage of some porn star’s name. Call me a dick all you want. Doesn’t change the fact that what that company was doing was wrong. And instead of calling me out on speaking out about it, I would hope that you would join me in looking out for the best interest of these girls because all to often in our industry that isn’t done for these girls.


Oh and as for you comment about me “backing down” because I seen a photo of her husband.  No, I applaud him for speaking out publicly to defend her.  That’s what a real man should do for his woman. I fucking respect the hell out of him for that shit.

MySpace profile changes 2.0

MySpace announces some changes to the way they handle profiles today.  Those wanted to see the specific changes listed below should simply log into their MySpace account.  Their official announcement is below.

Today we launched Profile 2.0. The new profile is optional and you can go back to your old profile if you don’t like 2.0. Profile 2.0 lets you hide specific profile modules (like comments or friends), lets you drag and drop modules wherever you want, and you can even choose to show parts of your profile to specific friend categories. For those who prefer the simplicity of one-click themes over advanced customization, we’ve created over 50 profile styles to choose from including Transporter 3, Punisher War Zone, and The Spirit. Check it out here or click on the “Edit Profile” profile above this message to find out how to convert. After converting your profile menu will have a new link “Customize Profile” which returns you to the editor with one click.

Nina oh Nina

I seen a picture on Nina Mercedez’s MySpace profile today that wasn’t her so naturally I clicked her photos to see what was going on. Never really did figure out what was going on and why that photo was up but something did catch my eye and that was photo, personal ones of Nina Mercedez and her husband at various vacation spots.  On their own it wouldn’t have caught my attention but I noticed how close these two really where and in an industry like this one where it’s full of haters and whores, both men and women, it’s nice to see two people actually in love.  So to you miss Nina Mercedez, I may give you shit about the company you work with on your myspace page, but I give you kudos for finding true love and hapiness in a fucked up world.  Through the grapevine I hear you are one hell of a gal so I wish you and your husband all the love and hapiness in the world.


update: Nina Mercedez www.NinaMercedez.com says My photo was hijacked this morning but is fixed now.

The wonders of the cyberworld

I was reading a bit of my mail today and got some interesting letters. Turns out I can recapture a bit of my youth for the low price of $39.95. I can Improved sex drive and performance for only $4.95. Turns out I can save 90% savings on generic meds if I buy them online and did you know that a top team of British scientists and medical doctors have worked to develop the state-of-the-art Penis Enlargement Patch which automatically increase the size of my wang 3 – 4 inches?


Most people call such messages spam. We get them every day and by now we have all gotten them so often, we know what it is when we see it. But turns out some people out there would have you believe that if I don’t read them they aren’t spam.


Well don’t exactly understand how by not reading them changes what they are, but whatever. To those people I say a picture is worth a 1,000 words and they can click here to see this picture I speak of.  That is what I call “ridiculous“.

Briana Banks is no longer a Vivid Girl

Briana Banks dropped a bombshell on Sunday night via her MySpace page, announcing on her myspace page that after many years of a long and profitable relationship she is leaving the loving arms of Vivid to start her own line of movies of which she will call it “Briana Banks Entertainment”.

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Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

I have such groundbreaking, awesome news to share with alll my loyal friends and fans. I by choice have decided to leave Vivid and start my own company called Briana Banks Entertainment.. The launch of the company will take place in Vegas at AVN 2009… Finally my own boss, what a thrilling ride Im about to embark on.. My first movie will be shot the third week of Novemb


er, and I dont wanna give to much away yet but Brees been in the gym two hours a day and its Briana Banks vision and style all wrapped into one movie with many more exiting titles to follow.. Lets just say the industry will be forever changed in a good way.. Contract girls are in negotiation, they are only the best ofcurse. Well thats all I can tell u for now….. This new chapter in my life will bring a smile to all our faces as well as other places. HeHE xooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxo Bree

I don’t know why but I can honestly say I didn’t see this coming. I love Briana Banks. Always have. I mean who doesn’t, right? But this is such a huge step and she only recently returned to Vivid after taking an extended leave of absnese.  One can only wonder what caused the split and what the hell is going on over at Vivid or if this is another movie deal like that of Savanna Samson and Sunny Leone.


Nina Mercedez MySpace Fuck Up!

I recently posted about three myspace spammers … you may know them as Tera Patrick, Gina Lynn and Nina Mercedez.  You can click here to read about their antics and how they are pissing off their fans but I wanted to add a little piece to the story.  Today Nina Mercedez posted that she wants you to add her friend, Nina Mercedez.  Oh yes I actually just said what you think I said.  Can anyone says Ooops!  Nina Mercedez could not be reached for comment on this story but rumor has it that the company she hired to manage her myspace page said “I wished they would stop posting untrue stories about us”.  Dude untrue?  Are you really that fucking retarded?  You are the dumb asses spamming up myspace.  Maybe if you stop committing fraud, we’ll stop telling people about it.


Katja Kassin reaches out to fan boi

Porn Star Katja Kassin recently reached out to a fan on her MySpace page and gave a very in depth answer to a question that she no doubt gets 100 times a month. The fan boi wanted to know how you can have sex with a porn star. Her answer is quite insightful and in depth.


Katja Kassin blogs : I just got this question for somebody and since people ask me this all the time over and over again, I want to post it here for all to read:


How do I bang a pornstar?


Look, I’m not even talking about you necessarily, I’ve wanted to fuck a pornstar for years, without paying, just through efforts known as “game” (I hate that term)… I’m a good looking dude, I’m clever as all hell, funny as a muthafucka, I’m not asking for a handout. I just want to know where I need to place myself so that I may be in a position to try my own hand, even if its just to get shut down (sometimes half the fun, HA!)… And not a fucking strip club… I don’t even care if she’s a headliner or not…


K.


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Hello K.


I want to answer your question in my blog because I really feel like I want to explain this to you. You don’t understand that most adult actresses are total regular people in their personal lives. Yes, they kind of have a weird little job but when they go home after work they want and need the same things a civilian girl would ask for.


Speaking for myself I am never interested in “hooking up”. If I like somebody I will let them know and I need to find somebody interesting in their personality and their character as well. In the end this is totally random and how could you ever explain why two people fall for each other. because they are attracted to each other? because they just click?


Most guys who end up being with a porn star never planned it. It just happens to be that way because they met her somewhere and they liked her enough to give her the benefit of the doubt that even beyond her kind of work they could see all that she has to offer ( and not just talking about the obvious).


you seem to think that just because somebody is a “porn star” all they are about is of a sexual nature. That’s not true. Most girls want some attention, somebody that asks how their day was or gives them a call just to hear their voice. So if you are ever in a position that you want to go out with a “porn star” just try to treat her like you would treat any other girl. Don’t ask her too many questions about her work. If she wants you to know, she will tell you. give her the feeling that you care for her and trust her and also that you would stand up for her, that you will be there for her if she needs a friend.


if you just want a fuck buddy, I don’t know what to tell you. Just go to bars and clubs and keep trying. It seems to me that you only want to get with her simply cuz she’s a porn star. Most girls in my business will not appreciate that. When they go home from work, they take off their stripper heels and fishnets, throw on a sweater, put their hair in a pony tail and hope that somewhere along the way there will be a genuine guy who really, truly likes them for who they are as a person.


and one more thing: we have too much senseless, brainless and meaningless “banging” at work so all we mostly want is somebody that cares. just think about it.