Funny PR Bull from Will Ryder

I got an interesting press release today.  It always just fascinates me how little we call people out in our industry for the bull that gets said on seriously a daily basis.  The headline of this press release reads “Brady Bunch Creator Dies; Not the Bradys XXX Remains #1 Selling Porn Parody of all Time“.  REALLY?  Are you kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, I found it a little creepy that someone would use the death of a person to promote their porno but that isn’t really what I found off about the email.

I don’t know about you but I would venture to guess that Pirates or Pirates 2 from Digital Playground, a parody of sorts of Pirates of the Caribbean, would probably be “the #1 selling porn parody of all time”.  I can’t say for sure, but then again … can Will Ryder?

Which porno parody really is the best selling “of all time”?  Would it be Pirates?  What about Vivid’s Batman?  I heard that did extremely well.  What about BatFXXX from Bluebird?  It won a ton of awards last year and they spent a crazy amount of money making it.

 

While we can pretty much guess that Will Ryder pulled his stats out of his ass, I do wonder what porno parody really is the best selling of all time.

I also wonder how many different ways he will find to exploit the sale of his movies.  Of course this is the same man that one time sent out a press release to promote the sale of one of his movies levering the story of a porn star who was raped, so seeing him promote the real death of someone to promote his movie shouldn’t surprise me.

Will Ryder I totally get that you are a PR machine and want to promote your movies but maybe before you rush to write up a press release you should stop and ask yourself, is this really tacky of me?  Should I really be promoting my movie when talking about some girl being raped or someone dying?  Also while I’m at giving advice you should really think about some of the things that come out of your mouth like you invented the porno parody genre or that one of your movies is the best selling porn parody of all time.

Those kind of things diminish any real accomplishments you may have.

You make some good movies, you should be totally proud of that.  You don’t need to just make up stupid stuff that most of us know are just flat out lies to make yourself look better.  You really don’t.  Unlike some people in our industry, you’ve actually paid your dues.  You actually make rather good movies.  So you don’t need all the bullshit hype.

 

Brazzers has already stolen the Tila Tequila sex tape

Nearly 70,000 people have already viewed scenes from the yet to be released Vivid owned Tila Tequila lesbian sex tape … yes, you heard me right … SEVENTY THOUSAND!  I mean, hey why buy the new Tila Tequila sex tape from Vivid when you can just get it for free from Brazzers.  Right?  Well maybe not the FULL thing but just enough of it for free that you probably don’t care to get the rest of it.

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Click here to watch the official Vivid version of the movie trailer for the Tila Tequlia sex tape

Brazzers (aka Manwin) owns a website called Porn Hub.  This website allows their users to upload movies they don’t own or have the rights to (which is illegal – it’s called copyright infringement).  Brazzers then also allows the people who join their membership website to benefit by watching these movies.  Lots of stolen videos are on the site from all kinds of studios.  Vivid spent a lot of money getting their hands on the legal rights to distribute this Tila Tequila movie.  Guess it sucks to be them because some people are profiting off of it long before it even hits the streets.


Party with Batman this Friday

I tried to include a copy of the party flyer for you but well …. Vivid’s PR rep isn’t real big on giving images of a usable size.  The poster was all but really unreadable so no real point in even trying to post it for you.  They do that shit all the time and it annoys the fuck out of me.    So let me say this now in hopes that the fucker sending out press releases over at Vivid will read this – INCLUDE LARGER IMAGES IN YOUR PRESS RELEASES.  It’s fucking stupid that you don’t.

Luckily I happen to had a few great shots from the movie for you guys.  I’ll include them at the very bottom of this post.  Doesn’t Tori Black look hot as fuck as Catwoman?  As much as Vivid annoys the fuck out of me about their press releaes, you gotta give them some serious fucking kudos for their Tori Black selection in this movie.

Now on to the actual news …. Vivid is having a Batman XXX party.

WHO: Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio, is hosting a bat centric celebration of the Axel Braun movie “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody,” the best selling adult movie of 2010.

WHAT: “Batman XXX” stars Lexi Belle (Batgirl) and Tori Black (Catwoman), along with Alexis Texas and Andy San Dimas, will be on hand to meet with guests, pose for snapshots and sign autographs.

WHERE: The celebration will be held at The Mirage hotel’s JET nightclub, 3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, NV / 8910. Tele: 702-792-7900.

JET combines 15K square feet of space in a modern multi-level environment. It’s one-of-a-kind light and laser grid, state-of-the-art cryogenic effects systems and the best sound design technology puts JET in a class of its own.

WHEN: The revelries start at 10:30 pm Friday, January 7th.

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This movie is available on DVD.  Go fucking buy it.

Vivid Pimps out Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress

VIVID ACQUIRES SEX TAPE STARRING ASHTON KUTCHER’S ALLEGED MISTRESS BRITTNEY JONES

Vivid Entertainment has announced that it has acquired a sex tape starring 21-year-old brunette beauty Brittney Jones, famous for her alleged brief but passionate liaison with Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher.  The studio has also posted R-rated photos from the tape on www.vivid.com.

It’s been widely reported that the two engaged in sex on a living room sofa in Kutcher’s Beverly Hills home after he met Brittney at a Hollywood’s Lucky Strike bowling alley. Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore are among the highest profile married couples in Hollywood.

Vivid has obtained never-before-released footage that shows Brittney engaged in very explicit, uninhibited sex with a former boyfriend. Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced, in this exclusive video.

“We’ve acquired the tape and confirmed its authenticity. Brittney is obviously a beautiful young girl who could clearly seduce any man,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of the world’s leading adult film company. “We’ve consulted with our attorneys and feel comfortable that we will be able to distribute the tape.”

The tape, Brittney Jones Confidential, will be released on December 14th online at www.vivid.com and at stores across the country.

In response to this news Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher took legal steps of their own, demanding Vivid cease using Ashton Kutcher’s name in promotion of this movie that he was in no way, in any shape or form involved in the production of.  Their stance is apparently this is a Brittney Jones sex tape and Ashton Kutcher isn’t in this movie so don’t use his name to pimp it out.  Guess we’ll see what happens next.

Vivid Goes Back To Making Movies

LEADING ADULT STUDIO VIVID ENTERTAINMENT TO RESUME PRODUCTION MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8

Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio, is set to resume movie production on Monday November 8th after being shut down for almost a month because of health safety concerns.

Vivid halted production immediately and voluntarily on Tuesday, October 12th after AIM Healthcare announced that an unidentified adult film performer had tested positive for HIV.

We made the decision to halt production as the health and well-being of our performers is of utmost importance to us,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We can now confirm that all performers who were on the quarantine list as a result of being exposed to the HIV positive performer have gone through two rounds of testing and the results are negative. We believe that AIM acted professionally and thoroughly and proved that their system works. We will, of course, continue to require recent test results for all performers in our movies and will continue to take all necessary precautions to assure their health and safety.

Although Vivid did not start any new movies while production was halted, the studio used the time to complete post production work on a backlog of previously produced films.

Vivid has casting call for newest porn parody Sister Wives

VIVID TO BEGIN PRODUCTION ON ‘SISTER WIVES XXX: A PORN PARODY’ WITH OPEN CASTING STARTING MONDAY, OCTOBER 25TH

LOS ANGELES — (October 22, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment will start production of Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody at the end of November.

Award-winning director B. Skow will direct the parody.

The popular TLC reality TV series “Sister Wives” is about the relationship dynamics of a modern day Utah-based polygamist family, including salesman-husband Kody Brown and his four wives – Meri, Janelle, Christine and the recently added Robyn.

“I’m a big fan of this show and I feel the possibilities for parody are practically endless,” said Skow. “We’ll have fun spoofing the characters and taking that extra behind-the-scenes step inside their bedrooms to understand their erotic sides.”

Vivid is holding open casting for the movie starting Monday October 25th and adult performers who want to audition for the role of Kody or any of the wives should have their agents contact producer Shylar Cobi at shylar@vividcorp.com.

Vivid is the world’s leading adult movie studio. Earlier this year Vivid distributed the Axel Braun produced Batman XXX: A Porn Parody a send-up of the 1960s TV series which was at the top of the sales charts for several months. The movie has already won Best Parody award at the 18th Annual NightMoves Awards Show and at The Fifth Annual F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment).

Note: Discovery Communications, LLC has claimed a trademark for Sister Wives™. TLC ® is a registered trademark of Discovery Communications, LLC. Batman® is a registered trademark of DC Comic General Partnership. Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Discovery Communications, LLC or DC Comics General Partnership.

Brilliant Devon James publicity stunt

I saw a headline today titled Tiger Woods Sex Tape from Adult Industry News. The article states that pornstar Devon James is currently in negotiations with several companies to sell her 62 minute long Tiger Woods sex tape. What makes this such an awesome PR stunt is that there is NO WAY IN HELL Tiger Woods would sign a release for this tape. And we all know that no release equals no sex tape. So it’s not really about there actually being a sex tape (which I doubt there is) but more about getting Miss Devon’s name in the press. What is that saying, “there is NO bad press“? At the end of the article it even says: “She is currently available for booking…” Hmm, you think!

It seems that all we hear about lately is one sex tape after another like Montana Fishburne, Karissa Shannon, Kendra Wilkinson, Danielle Staub (from Housewife of NJ fame) Mindy McCreedy, and the list goes on and on. People seem to think that if it is a scandal or not a “planned” movie (not counting Miss Fishburne) than it is a hot ticket item and the more famous the person, the more tantalizing the movie. So why not use your tryst with Tiger to get your name out there. The 15 minutes of fame for being one of Tiger’s mistresses is over, so a girl has to do what a girl has to do to make that 15 minutes last longer and getting your name in the headlines again for a “sex tape” is a perfect way to get people talking about you again. So all I have to say to Devon James, is YOU GO GIRL!

*UPDATE* RadarOnline reports that Devon is trying to pitch the tape to Vivid. “This sex tape is worth at least $350,000,” James said, exclusively. “If Vivid won’t pay enough, we’re going to self-release the tape… It’s going to be the bomb.”

When asked about the impending meeting, Vivid’s head honcho Steve Hirsch told RadarOnline.com: “We can’t comment at this time.”

I hope that Devon James realizes that what money she could get from self-releasing the tape will all be spent on legal fees with the multimillionaire Tiger Woods takes her to court!

Review for Meggan Does Malibu

Movie Description: Meggan and her best friend are on their last fling to California from their home town in Ohio. It’s their last chance for fun before settling down in the heartland. They meets an adventurous, romantic Bohemian artist, a California original, and with her comes a … morehost of sexy seaside men…and suddenly all the old rules seem not to apply. Adult’s most awarded director, Paul Thomas, brings together Malibu, Meggan, threeways and facials, in a sand, sun and sex spectacular, Meggan Does Malibu. It’s a tale told as only Paul Thomas can, from the people who do sex and story best…Vivid. Starring Meggan Mallone, Gianna Lynn, Holly West, Jennifer Dark, Rocco Reed, Alan Stafford, Trent Tesoro, and Joey Brass. This movie is available on DVD.

Hello my name is Mandee and well this is officially my first movie review for the Luke Ford website.   I will be posting several movie reviews for you in the future so I hope you find them helpful.

The first scene starts off with Meggan Mallone walking around in jean shorts and a pink polka dot bikini top. She meets up with a friend of hers and they get a stranger to take their photo together as if they were tourists.  Turns out the two are supposed to be from Ohio there in California for a vacation.

Eventually they make their way to the beach and again run into the guy who took their picture earlier. He helps them in their pursuit of finding some celebrities. They find their way onto his boat and as her friend goes to take a phone call Meggan and the stranger, played by Rocco Reed to start to make out. Making out leads to fucking in just about every part of his boat house.   These two are great together.  It’s a very good scene in terms of sexual energy and passion.

In the next scene we see Gianna Lynn playing with her breasts, then heads to the couch to see her fiance.  She misses him and she can’t wait to have sex with him.  As he starts to eat her pussy you notice right away she didn’t shave that day. With a day or so worth of growth on her pussy it gives it a very unusually dark look. It’s hard to explain how it looks other than to say it looks weird. I felt sorry for the dude trying to eat her pussy. You know that fucking stubble didn’t feel good.

Next Gianna Lynn got face fucked then they made their way to the bed and she rode his cock. This scene was strangely not Paul Thomas like. The energy just wasn’t there at all. Normally he gets more out of her performers but this time it just looked so strangely forced. She was trying to hard and the guy was just phoning it in. Trent Tesoro didn’t have much chemistry with Gianna Lynn at all.  While they were fucking thy got interrupted. It seems the maid came in to clean the room. As she said she would come back later he told her that was okay. Instead he threw her on the couch and started fucking her. Her seemed far more into Holly West than he did the last girl.  Soon Gianna Lynn joined the two and it made for a great threesome. The scene got much better when Holly West joined the mix.  The scene ended rather strangely. While her man was still fucking the maid, she quickly jumped out of bed, put on her clothes, grabbed her suitcase and took off. The other two didn’t seem to notice or case or care that the chick took off.

In the next scene she hooks up with not one, but two men, neither of which were her fiance. The two men she hooks up with this time are Alan Stafford and Joey Brass. There seems to be very little reason as to why she decided to go off and fuck two other guys when her fiance was in town, other than “some unfinished business” but this is a porno so really do you need a reason to fuck?  Gianna Lynn is more sexually aggressive than most females so pairing her with the right men is important. You can really see the difference from the last scene and the sex just comes off much hotter. Again the only real problem I have with her is that the bitch really needs to shave her fucking pussy. That shot looks so fucking nasty because, all black and seriously, someone buy the bitch a fucking razor already.

At the end of the scene both the men unload on her nice, big titties.  That was pretty hot.

In the next scene it’s time for everyone to go back to Ohio or Idaho, wherever they are from.  Meggan Mallone reveals she is going to stay in California and move in with the guy she fucked the other day. In this part of the movie Meggan and Gianna Lynn’s fiance have a heated exchange of words where basically he calls her a slut for just hooking up and moving in with some random guy.  What is interesting about this scene is that in real life Meggan Mallone was in a relationship with Trent.  But by the way those two went at each other, you wouldn’t have guessed it.  Guess it’s true what they said about Paul Thomas and his ability to bring out the best in any porn actress.

Meggan Mallone heads over to her new place and it is there she meets his crazy ex-girlfriend played by Jennifer Dark.  The three seem to get along rather well and that of course leads to a great threeway that ends in him unloading on their faces and in their mouths.

In all the movie was about an hour and 34 minutes long but still unusual to have only 4 scenes. Most movies today have 5 sex scenes in that same time period, but this was had some rather long sex so in all the movie only included the 4 scenes.

The movie ends and Meggan going on her way. thinking about her time in Malibu and moving into her own apartment which interestingly enough just so happens to have been the same location that they shot Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel.
At the very end you get a shot of Paul Thomas on the Pier in a cameo.

On a strange note, the movie credits say it was written and directed by Chuck Lords, yet most sources of information say it was directed by Paul Thomas. Since Paul Thomas made the non-sex cameo at the end of the movie that would make sense. So I did some digging and it turns out Chuck Lords is just another name Paul Thomas uses to attach his name to projects he isn’t particularly proud of.
Overall I would say if you are a fan of Meggan Mallone then this movie is a must have. She looks hot, fucks great and has two sex scenes in the movie.

This movie is available on DVD

Behind-the-scenes look at Vivid’s “Superman XXX”

Check out this exclusive look at “Superman XXX” directed by Axel Braun, available from Vivid Video in December 2010. Ryan Driller stars as the man of  Steel, Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Dale Dabone as Jorel, Alexis Texas, Eric Masterson, James Dean, Kristina Rose are just some of the stars in the this much anticipated new release. Axel Braun’s eye for detail is legendary, Vivid Video’s reputation is unmatched for quality, and if Braun last project “Batman XXX” is any indication, expect BIG things from this movie!!! Be sure to check out Axel’s web site: www.axelbraun.net and Vivid’s as well: www.vivid.com

Click HERE for a behind-the-scenes photo gallery

Source: EMMREPORT.com