Briana Banks and Alexis Texas Get Screwed

No no, I’m not talking about a future porno, I mean in a deal Briana Banks and Alexis Texas had to develop and run their own company.    I read a story over at XBIZ today which says that the company closed up shop without any warning, fired all the employees and shut down the websites.  What’s weird about the whole thing is, they really just got started.  Hell the Alexis Texas website launched just last week.

Briana Banks and Alexis Texas

Here is the full story from XBIZ

Starlet Entertainment, StarletBucks Cease Operations

By Anne Winter
Thursday, Sep 3, 2009


LOS ANGELES — Despite a recent site launch, open casting call, and an upcoming announcement of a new contract star, Starlet Entertainment and its affiliate arm, StarletBucks, has gone out of business.

XBIZ has confirmed that Starlet Entertainment officially closes its doors Sept. 7, after its investors, Tim Agajanian and his silent partner, pulled all funding from the program with reportedly no explanation, and have terminated its staff’s employment.

The company’s two sites, BrianaBanksReloaded.com and AlexisTexass.com — which only just launched Aug. 25 — have been shut down, and though they are still viewable, new members are unable to join.

Agajanian currently is working with Epoch and Starlet’s former billers to credit back recurring members, and all official industry partners have been notified of the company’s closure.

In a letter sent to affiliates earlier this week, Starlet announced that it will pay its affiliates accordingly up until Sept. 5, with checks being mailed this week. They also have been instructed to remove all links and promotional support from their sites.

Attention All Porn Stars

Are you sitting on the edge of major success, wishing you had a way to build your brand better and skyrocket to Jenna Jameson type fame and fortune?  Well Briana Banks and Alexis Texas have done and now you can too.  But before you read all the hype, which is below, I want you to take a moment and really think about this.  If you are already an established star without a contract then this might really be the perfect opportunity for you.  Don’t piss away this chance to have a real future, a chance to control your own future with the full backing and support of real company.

Briana Banks and Alexis Texas

Want to own your own company and trademark your name into a well-known brand? Want to own your own website, earn money from the members that join your site, choose who you work with on set, including talent, photographers and videographers? Starlet Entertainment Group, LLC is looking for their next Starlet model to join their family. Briana Banks Entertainment, and Alexis Texas Entertainment are part of the Starlet family and we want YOU to join us! We will be holding a casting call on August 28th and 29th near Disneyland at our 7200 square foot private mansion where there will be food, fun – AND Briana and Alexis will be there to answer questions about owning their own company and anything else you want to ask. If you or anyone you know is interested, please email jessica@starletentertainmentgroup.com for more information, address and call times.  Jessica is also available via ICQ and AIM. ICQ: 359138930 or AIM: gocubbiesjess

Are you the next Starlet girl?

What is wrong with people?

I was talking to someone the other day about the very lovely Briana Banks and he actually said to me, that he didn’t like the new Briana Banks, that she is fat.  I’m like WTF?  Briana Banks fat?  Are you on crack?  So he quickly replied with a, well maybe not fat but way heavier.


So I paid a quickie visit to Briana Banks MySpace page to see if maybe there was something I was missing.  Is there images of a “fat” Briana Banks that maybe I don’t know about and you know what I found?  Proof of how wrong this guy was.  Take a look at this picture below and her amazing body.  Look at her long and luscious legs.   If THAT is fat then damn, I’m confused about what that word means.


Briana Banks Skin


Oh and for the record, after showing him some photos he later took back what he said and agreed she does look pretty hot.  Turns out his real issue wasn’t with her weight but instead with her fake eyelashes.  After going through about 30 different photos of her he realized that was what was making her look odd to him.

But that got me thinking about porn girls versus Hollywood girls like Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad and whatnot.  It’s just funny how very different the girls we lust after like Briana Banks, Hanna Hilton, Eva Angelina, and Bree Olson are nothing like what we expect out of our movie stars.   I don’t know the name of that Ally McBeal chick but she is a great example.  How do people really find that attractive?


I guess the point I’m trying to make is how great it is the girls that men secretly lust after in their porn are all real women, with real curves.  Time and again people say they don’t like the body of the new Hollywood Jenna Jameson, they prefer the Jenna Jameson with real curves and some meat on her bones.

A Briana Banks Entertainment Update

From Briana Banks myspace page – Hey everyone, Im just checking in and want to let you Briana Banks Entertainment is doing awesome.. Sorry about the delay on launching the new sight and the movie release… My snowboarding injury held things up but we are very close.. Thank u to all my fans and friends for being so patient , this has been a rough couple months but Im almost healed and am already planning the next movie…. xoxoxoxooxoxxo Love ya, Bree


Briana Banks

Angie Savage is moving on up!

Is bigger really better?  Well for Angie Savage’s sake, I sure hope so.  Angie Savage who has recently been in the news as part of the new Briana Banks Entertainment lineup is now reporting on her Myspace page that for valentine’s day she is getting all new, bigger and better boobs.  There is no word yet as to how big she is going this time and when the new set will be unveiled.  I’ll keep you updated as more information becomes available!


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Angie Savage : getting new bigger better boobs for valentines day!!!! Mood: awsome!

Thought of the day — Paul Thomas

I was thinking back to something Monique Alexander said at the show after accepting her award and it was just a small comment that didn’t even register in my head at the time but it was something to the effect of how her and Paul Thomas have had their problems.


monique-alexander-paul-thomasphoto source: AVN


Don’t know why I started thinking about it but when I did suddenly my mind wondered to thoughts of the time Paul Thomas was on the set of one of the movies he was directing for Briana Banks and how he brought her to tears, as he discussed how much he hated girls with big fake boobs and how it disgusted him and how looking at them made him want to toss his lunch.  Mind you Briana Banks was about 10 feet away at the time and heard every word.


Then I flashed to the behind the scenes footage I seen once of Paul Thomas working with our very own Love Twins, Lacey and Lyndsey and while directing the girls in a scene made an off hand remark, perhaps not realizing the behind the scenes camera was nearby about how stupid they were and he hopes to never have to work with them again.  Of course I should mention that one of the twins were only about 3 feet away when he made the nasty comment.  I remember watching that footage and thinking to myself what a total douche Paul Thomas was for being so mean to those girls.  They were only doing exactly what he told them to do.  Then scolded them and called them idiots for following his direction. Years later I hear he is still bad mouthing the Love Twins.


Then I remember hearing something about Paul Thomas and Jenna Jameson having issues working together and recall something in the Vivid Valley series where he makes some nasty remarks about her.  With so many Vivid girls having problems with the same guy, did nobody over at Vivid think that maybe just maybe it’s not a problem with the talent it’s a problem with the ego of the director?


Then I let my mind wonder a little more and remember a comment Devon once made about him more than 10 years ago.  It’s been far to long to remember her exact words but I think the phrase “ass hole” was used a few times to describe him.


Is there anyone this guy gets along with?  Apparently not many of the Vivid girls.


Since he’s such a dick to so many of the Vivid girls and this has been a long standing issue going on years now, why do they continue to employ him?  Is it because he wins awards?  Because seriously wouldn’t it make sense that the movies would be better if they had a director who worked better with the girls so you would in theory have a chance at winning even more awards?


In an interview Briana Banks did in Vegas this year she makes a side little comment about enjoying drama free sets.  One can’t help but wonder if the drama she refers to is that which Paul Thomas tends to create with his hostile work environments.


Why would Vivid pay a man to work with their girls who goes out of his way to make them feel like inadequate pieces of shit?

Meet Briana Banks Live and In Person

Alright all you Briana Banks fans out there, here is your chance to meet Briana Banks live and in person. Get your ass to Las Vegas as she will be signing autographs for fans at her own booth from January 8 – 11. She also has some other porn stars that will be signing with her and they are Madelyn Marie, Angie Savage and the lovely Angelina Valentine. I am also told that each of the girls from Briana Banks Entertainment has also been invited to the Pornstarville party, which is the AVN Awards after party.


Briana Banks

Briana Banks says : “I am thrilled and excited to have the opportunity to advance my work in the adult world as well as introduce some great up and coming talent,” says Briana. “Look for some incredible work I am very proud of to add to your collection in the next few months.

The signings will take place at the Briana Banks Entertainment Booth, located at Booth # 4037 in the main hall. Schedule is as follows :

Brianna Banks

  • Thursday, January 8th – 12:30pm-6:30pm
  • Friday, January 9th – 12:30pm-8pm
  • Saturday, January 10th – 2pm-5pm
  • Sunday, January 11th – 2pm-5pm

Madelyn Marie

  • Thursday, January 8th – 9am-6pm
  • Friday, January 9th – 9am-6pm
  • Saturday, January 10th – 9am-5pm
  • Sunday, January 11th – 9am-5pm

Angie Savage

  • Thursday, January 8th – 11am-6pm
  • Friday, January 9th – 2pm-6pm
  • Saturday, January 10th – 11am-5pm
  • Sunday, January 11th – 11:30am-5pm

Angelina Valentine

  • Thursday, January 8th – 2pm-6pm
  • Friday, January 9th – 11am-6pm
  • Saturday, January 10th – 12:30pm-5pm
  • Sunday, January 11th – 12:30pm-5pm

Speaking of Briana Banks, I just heard that Vivid will not be distributing her new line of movies as most expected. In fact, she is opted to go with Antigua Pictures, which is headed up by a former Vivid employee, David Peskin. How interesting is that?

Antigua Pictures has signed Briana Banks Entertainment to an exclusive domestic and foreign distribution deal that encompasses DVD, video-on-demand, broadcast and licensing rights. Banks’ as-yet-untitled first release for Antigua will ship in late January. For more information, visit AntiguaPictures.com or BrianaBanksReloaded.com. For distribution, contact David Peskin at (818) 709-7400, davep@antiguapictures.com, or Todd Blatt at tb@antiguapictures.com.

Let’s end the year with my favorite things

It’s been a wild year so I thought what better time to reflect on all the things we love. So I came up with a list of my favorite things in hopes that you may enjoy them as well.

My Favorite Rock Star Daughter – Avy Lee Roth

Avy Lee Roth

My Favorite Legs – Briana Banks of course

briana-banks-from-behind

My Favorite New MILF – Eva Angelina

eva-angelina-sex

Briana Banks breaks her foot but not her spirit

Briana Banks may have a broken foot but not her spirit.  She has plans to push forward for the launch of her new company this January in Las Vegas!


The lovely goddess that some of you may know as Briana Banks has been unusually quiet on the MySpace home front lately and well now we know why. It turns out that she has been staying with a friend, trying to recover from a horribly painful broken foot. But she apparently still plans on going to Vegas despite her little foot problem and plans on “rocking a cast” while signing autographs for fans this coming January. So if you are in Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo this year be sure and stop by to see Briana Banks and wish her all the best and a speedy recovery.


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Briana Banks (via her MySpace page) says … Hey everyone, sorry I’ve been M.I.A… clumsy here broke her foot and I’ve been staying with a friend. It’s been pretty painful so haven’t really been checking messages. Promise to catch up this weekend. Funny how life throws you curveballs, but I’m gonna rock a cast in Vegas. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo – Bree