THANK YOU JENNA HAZE FOR SAYING IT

Thank fucking God Jenna Haze said this.  Someone seriously needed to.  It’s annoying seeing porn stars all day long flat out begging for their fans to send them gifts.

JENNA HAZE TWEETS – On Sunday 27th February 2011, @jenxstudios said: #JennaRants Seriously girls? Asking your fans to buy you gifts off a wish list? Really? You realize that you make more money than most of them.. Not only that but you SHOULD be able to buy whatever you want YOURSELF. If you can’t then you are seriously mismanaging your money. All *I* ask from my fans is that they buy my movies (no tube sites!!!) or join my website.

Why do porn stars feel like they need to ask over and over again for gifts from their wish list?  Do they not realize how that makes them look?  Every time I see a porn star tweet about it, I just want to say GET SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT ALREADY.

 

FleshDrive Signs Justin Slayer and Legend Video

Legend Video and Justin Slayer International has signed on with the USB flash drive company FleshDrive, whose sales have continued to skyrocket since their introduction last year.

Fleshdrive said Justin Slayer will be the first studio to bring an arsenal of exclusive hardcore content to FleshDrive.

“This is very exciting for Justin Slayer fans,” said Michelle Liss, Fleshdrive’s national sales rep.

“Not only did we sign Justin Slayer, but we have content no one has ever seen before. Fleshdrive is a new way for studios to deliver their content to their fans, and now even gets some of their older content new life on the shelves.”

Three drives from Legend Video are being released in March, including Legend’s Cream-pie drive, Legend’s Best of Big Breasts and a Marey Carey drive.

“We are very excited to have Justin Slayer and Legend Video on board with us,” said Michael Gruosso, Fleshdrive’s vice president of sales.

“JS is so confident in our platform, they wanted to give us exclusive content to show how optimistic they are about our venture and proves they are confident in what FleshDrive has to offer the industry.”

Fleshdrive said it now offers more than 200 different drives.

“Many of our regular customers have been asking us about the FleshDrive, we’re happy to be to offer it to them as early as May 2011,” Legend owner Bruce Mendelson said.

Jewels Jade is the Penthouse Pet of the Month

Jewels Jade (@jewelsjadexxx) is the Penthouse Pet of the month for February 2011.

 

When the February issue of Penthouse goes on sale this week, it will mark yet another milestone for the magazine’s latest Penthouse Pet, Jewels Jade.

Just months from celebrating her 40th birthday, this magnificent MILF boasts some unbelievable physical stats: The 5’ 4” raven-haired babe has brown eyes and is amazingly fit at 120 pounds with curves cranked up to 11: 34D-25-35.

The star of more than 100 adult films spread out over nearly 10 years—that counting 2003-2007, when she was out of the business entirely, and it was another two years more before she started doing guys in front of the camera again—Jewels’ crowning achievement to date may be her latest: She is the Penthouse Pet for February 2011, joining an elite group of women exalted for their perfection.

“Any girl who takes this industry seriously certainly has Penthouse Pet at or near the top of her to-do list,” Jewels said. “Of course, only a dozen can make it in any given year, which makes it all that much more special. It’s a wonderful honor and I can’t wait for the issue to hit newsstands this week!”

Also this week, Monday (Jan. 17) night she will be doing a live show at 8 pm PT with Zoe Holloway and Marco Banderas for Pornstar Camhouse.

Jewels is an industry veteran who was the winner of the 2002 Wildlife Anal Contest, and her performance in the event was immortalized in AVN’s review of the DVD documenting the event:

“Jewels goes for volume, grunting and yelling to Dillion Day how she wants be fucked up her shithole, and, in an inspired moment, how she’ll knock him out if he doesn’t stick it in her ass. The nasty slut doesn’t stop, and takes Day’s dick in her ass like a woman with some serious stock options in Depends.”

While her stock portfolio is likely of less interest to fans than reviewers, the intensity of her scenes has often been the subject of great celebration. She has also made many small screen appearances, including The Man Show, Jenny Jones, Hitters (with Frank Stallone and Robert Davi), Playboy TV and in commercials for Spice. Last year she shot for many of adult’s top companies, including Wicked, New Sensations, Penthouse, 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, Tom Byron Pictures, Vouyer Media, Reality Kings and many others.

“With Penthouse, all the work I’m putting into my website, so many scenes with other companies coming out, so many appearances—I knew it was time to employ a publicity team to help me handle things,” she said. “This is going to be a career year for me and I don’t want to miss a single opportunity to take things as far as I possibly can.”

Who will win the Oscars? Ask a stripper!

RICK’S CABARET NEW YORK GIRLS REVEAL OSCAR PREDICTIONS!

The results of the annual Academy Awards “stripper poll” from the Rick’s Cabaret New York Girls have just been released, and the sexy ladies have chosen the winners in all the main categories.

The Rick’s Cabaret Girls are very confident in their collective ability to predict the Oscar winners. “The frontrunner for Best Actor this year is definitely James Franco,” declares Rick’s Cabaret Girl Mackenzie, 36C-25-35. “They asked him to host the ceremony simply so he’d definitely show up to collect the award,” she says. “Well, he deserves it for sure,” adds Rick’s Cabaret Girl Martha, 33C-23-33. “His role on General Hospital just blew me away,” she continues.

The Rick’s Cabaret Girls think Franco, one of the busiest actors in Hollywood, needs to take a night off and spend it with them at Rick’s. “He’s also studying for a PhD at Yale right now,” exclaimed Rick’s Cabaret Girl Suzette, 36D-26-34. “He really needs to get over here and let loose,” she says, insistently.

The Rick’s Cabaret Girls Complete List of Oscar Winners for 2011:

  • Best Actor: James Franco
  • Best Actress: Natalie Portman “because she plays a dancer!”
  • Best Picture: The Social Network “it’s making history!”
  • Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale “because he has to stop yo-yo dieting for movie roles. Maybe if he wins, he can just start counting calories like the rest of us.”
  • Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams “because she’s a natural redhead, and that’s really rare.”

All of the other categories are “too technical” for the Rick’s Girls to concern themselves with…

Rick’s Cabaret is located at 50 West 33rd Street in NYC
www.ricks.com

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Who is Elizabeth Ann?

Who is Elizabeth Ann?  Well she’s the latest porn star in the news for having done Charlie Sheen and by done I don’t mean have sex or did drugs.  While they might have done that, what I mean by done is got her 5 minutes of fame for blabbing her mouth about what she might have did with him in private.

The one thing Charlie Sheen and his camp seems to have not learned is that when you do a porn star, or really anyone for that matter, YOU MAKE THEM SIGN A RELEASE.  This prevents hem from ever being able to blab about all the naughty things you may have done with them.  Why is this concept confusing for them?  HELLO??????  Did you not learn the last 27 times someone had sex and then blabbed about it?

Had he bothered to make the girls sign a release like so many other celebs do then we wouldn’t be hearing stories about his no teeth or possible inability to finish having sex because he gets to high or that he makes girls take abortion pills several times.  These are all things that should have been kept private and would have been had anyone bothered to spend just a few moments signing on the dotted line.

Now as far as biographical data goes Elizabeth Ann began her career in porn in 2009.  She did a handful of films over the next year.  She’s maybe done less than 15 films in all.  Most of her work is lez or solo.  She is 5 foot 2, maybe a little on the heavier side.  She’s not fat by any means, just not real tiny like girls like Jenna Haze or Jesse Jane.  Her measurements are 34B-27-37.

You can click here to watch Elizabeth Ann having sex in a Sunny Leone movie she did

Today she is on the front page of radar online.  She did a tell all interview with them about her 4 months that she was with Charlie Sheen.  FULL STORY HERE

Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen had his personal assistant cater to the demands of his live-in porn star girlfriend, which included providing her with the morning after pill, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

In a stunning video interview with RadarOnline.com, adult actress Lindsay Wager — whose long-term relationship with the troubled actor was not known until now — revealed Sheen’s staffer Rick Calamaro also supplied his boss with crack pipes.

“He would call Rick for just about anything since he was obviously scared to leave the house,” said brunette Wager, who goes by the porn name of Elizabeth Ann.

“He was paranoid quite often and worried there were maybe helicopters flying around the house or paparazzi outside. He would call upon Rick to go and get all sorts of different pipes for him.”

Wager met Sheen, 45, through a mutual friend and dated him for four months in 2010, she told RadarOnline.com.

During that time, Wager said the scandalous star had Rick, a former Los Angeles nightclub tycoon, at his beck and call for all necessary deliveries, including emergency contraception because she and Sheen did not have safe sex.

“He sent Rick to get the morning after pill maybe three or four times and each time I took it right when I got it,” she said.

“Charlie knew that I was not on any kind of birth control, so and I didn’t want to have children either so he called upon Rick to get get the morning after pill a few times when it was necessary.

“I did take them each time, of course.”

As RadarOnline.com exclusively revealed, Sheen spent more than $500,000 on hookers and drugs in the six months before he checked into his latest rehab stint, at-home.

Wager, who has starred in such films as Girls Next Door, said Sheen would always smoke cocaine.

“He (Charlie) used, I’m not sure if it’s a crack pipe or just some kind of bong for freebasing cocaine, I guess,” she said.

“I’m not very familiar with it so I’m not sure exactly what you call it, but he would regularly have his assistant Rick go and pick up different Kind of pipes for him to smoke the cocaine.”

Wager added: “I never saw him snort anything, but almost every time I saw him he was smoking cocaine until he would pass out.”

Calamaro previously faced criticism that he was a bad influence on the troubled star and was with him when he trashed a room at The Plaza Hotel in New York, during a booze and cocaine binge in October last year.

The embattled assistant refused to comment on Tuesday when questioned about Wager’s allegation, but previously told RadarOnline.com: “I don’t care about the media. I just care about my boy Charlie… I love him!”

Despite providing us a rare insight into Sheen’s life, Wager defended the actor and Calamaro and said the latter “never sat down and partied.”

“He just ran a lot of personal errands for Charlie and he seems to be a very good friend of his,” she said.

“I’m not sure if you’d call him an enabler.”

This Ain’t Cougartown XXX

Hustler comes in this week with “This Ain’t Cougartown XXX”

Put together Ultimate MILFs – Dylan Ryder, Phoenix Marie and Tory Lane. Then team them up with little teen kitten, Emma Mae and you get the top notch cast of Hustler Video’s, “This Ain’t Cougartown XXX”. Send your milf loving traffic to check out this parody at http://www.Hustler.com

What won’t be a surprise to anyone is Phoenix Marie does her fuck face look yet again.  Does she seriously ever take a pic that doesn’t have that look?  You would think by now SOMEONE would have told her how she needs to try and have more than 1 look.  What was that movie – oh that’s right … Zoolander.  Can anyone say BLUE STEEL BABY???????????

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Less is More when it comes to Banner Ads

Hello my name is Kelli and I’ve been in the adult industry now for almost 15 years. I wanted to share some of my advice with others in hope that it can help them improve their site and make more money. So here is an article I wrote about posting banners on your website and how to make more money with sponsors. You can find more of my advice articles at Porn Royalties under the webmaster tips.

So you’ve created your adult site and you want to make money with it. Great? But now what? Well the most obvious thought would be to try and get someone to buy a banner ad from you. But there is a problem; most people just flat out don’t buy banner spots outright on websites anymore. Instead what they say is something like…. we have no real way to know how your traffic will perform for us. Why don’t you go ahead and put up our banners anyway, but instead of us paying you outright or pay you a flat fee, we’ll pay you only if your traffic converts for us. In other words, if your traffic makes us money, we’ll pay you. If it doesn’t, because their site is poorly designed or for whatever reason, it just sucks to be you, because you get paid nothing.

Then they offer you the option of being paid a flat fee per sale (also known as PPS) or a % of the sale for as long as that person stays a member of the site (rev-share). Since you don’t really have many options you pretty much have to agree to it. This is a very common practice in the adult industry. There is nothing wrong with it … it’s just sort of the way things are in our industry. So then the question becomes, how can you make sure you are maximizing your earnings?

Most people for some reason or another think that the best idea is to sign up for as many affiliate programs as they can and post a crazy amount of banners all over their site.

There is a guy who recently launched his site. This is a guy with more than a decade’s experience in this business so you can’t exactly say he’s making a noob mistake. He’s been around the block a few times so he really should know better. Obviously not. It was actually his website that convinced me to write this article.

So the guy calls his website “an electronic trade show”. You load the page and you get his log. Below that there is a banner spot 728×90 Directly below that there are 8 – oh yes EIGHT 100×100 banner icon spots available. Then the site is broken down into 3 columns, much like the design of a blog.

Of the left sidebar they are offering 3 text links, then banner ads at the sizes of

  • 160×107
  • 160×107
  • 100×100
  • 160×600
  • 100×100
  • 100×100
  • 125×350
  • 160×600

The right hand side bar offers 5 banners in a row, each one about 180×300 in size. Then if that wasn’t enough there are ads available in sizes

  • 120×240
  • 125×350
  • 180×150
  • 150×220
  • 125×350

All of that and I still haven’t even gotten to the middle column yet. There he offers 7 banner spots 468×60 in size. And between each of those 7 banner spots he offers a row of icon banners – 5 icon banners of 100×100 each. That’s 35 ads on the front page middle column alone!

You notice the one thing I never mentioned was any sort of content at all?

That’s right, because there is none. The only text on the page is to tell you that the site is an “electronic trade show” and that you have the opportunity to place your ad on his site by and that you should hurry and act now to get your banner on his new site.

Search engines typically consider any site with more ads than actual content spam and those types of sites get SEO penalties, but even worse, they pass those penalties over to the sites listed on them. It’s a guilt by association kind of thing. So in terms of SEO you can see why having a ton of banners on your site is a bad thing.

There are other reasons though not to add too many.

The more ads you have on your page, the longer it takes your page to load and the longer it takes your page to load, the more likely it is to leave. Long page load times are the kiss of death. Even 1 extra second is a bad, thing. On that note, your page should never take longer than 8 seconds to load. Well that’s what the experts say. 8 seconds seem rather long to me but that’s an issue for another day.

The next reason not to have a ton of ads on their site is a quality issue. If your site has a bunch of ads on it, your site may appear junky and as such lose trust with the visitor. Loss of trust means they are less likely to buy anything from anyone associated with your site. So it hurts your overall signup ratios.

In addition, it increases your bounce rates. A bad bounce rate not only hurts your overall site SEO but also the value of your ad space and the site itself. What if one day you want to sell your site? If you have crappy bounce rates you will flat out lose money in the sale price. People pay more for a site that has better bounce rates. The same goes for selling ad space. There will come a time (later on in this article) where you will get people to pay you for links on your site and they will pay you more if you have a better bounce rate.

When it comes to putting ads on your website, it’s all about quality over quantity.

You want to only put a few ads per page, ever.

I have my own personal websites, about 91 at last count and I have almost no ads on any of them because I learned a long time ago the value in having less. LESS IS ALWAYS MORE! And that plays a big part as to why my affiliate signup ratios are very good – with some programs 1:200 and better.

So now what you have to do is figure out what affiliate program is best for you. Since you only have a limited number of ad spots available now on your site, you want to use the ones that make the most money for you.

Look carefully at the people you have already done business with. Hopefully you have been charting your relationship and by that I mean, keeping a spreadsheet that says each month how much traffic you have sent to each affiliate program, and how much money you have made. Is it extremely important that you do that, no matter what – at all times for every company you do business with. How in the world are you going to improve upon your success if you don’t know what you have to work with in the first place?

So look carefully at the numbers month to month. Which of these programs has done well for you? Those that you already have been doing well with are obviously the ones you want to continue working with. Which is also why you always need to keep up with a monthly sponsor spreadsheet. If you don’t know who is making good money for you or who is sucking, then how do you know who to keep sending your traffic to?

So now you have the few companies you want to work with. Look carefully at the pages within your website. Don’t just throw up a few banners and hope for the best. Did you know that sometimes the beds ads are those less obvious?

For example, on one of my porn star sites sure I could throw up JOIN VIVID NOW ads everywhere but instead, I use no Vivid banners. Not a single one. Instead what I do is talk about how great one of her movies is, and then say something like “oh by the way if you like this movie you can click here to watch it online right now from the official Vivid website” and I now do this with Erotic Videos. I have like 50 links out there on my various porn star websites, each talking about a certain movie and in there I’m like “click here to watch this movie now” and then provide a link to the movie on Erotic Videos or Klub Kelli or Amateur District, depending on what the movie in question is.

The click through ratio on something like that is so much higher than if I put up a bunch of banners and hoped people clicked on them because they thought the banner might be pretty.

Let’s be real, banners aren’t what they used to be. You have to get creative in the way you promote your sponsors.

Every website is different so I can’t just give you a general –THIS is what you should do- statement because what one person needs to do to is very different than what another person should do. All I can suggest is that you look at your website, consider the type of content you have then from there consider ways you can work links to your sponsors within the content itself. On one site I did these detailed movie reviews and then within the review was like “now available on DVD” and then put in a link to my DVD retail store which I had setup through Mallcom.

So in closing I just want to make sure that you understand the overall point of this article and that is that trying to throw up to many ads on your web page is a very bad thing. Be selective and unique in how and who you deal with.

Taylor Rain Closes Official Website – Again

While not a big shock to many industry insiders, Club Taylor Rain is now closed.  Well at least for now it is.  As many know Taylor Rain tends to change her mind rather often, so is that the case again?

They forwarded all the traffic to another one of their websites called “Fresh Bitches of Bel Air”.

Will the site return?  Is it gone for good?  Nobody knows for now but I heard a rumor something else might be in the works.

I’ll let you know what I can dig up!

Alexis Ford Heads to Reading, PA

Exclusive Adam & Eve Contract Star Alexis Ford Dancing in Reading, PA

Exclusive Adam & Eve contract star, Alexis Ford (www.alexisford.net) will be dancing at Al’s Diamond Cabaret in Reading, PA on February 17th, 18th and 19th 2011.

Her shows are going to be at 10 pm and midnight.

Al’s Diamond Cabaret
1810 North 5th Street – Reading, PA 19604
610.373.5277

www.alsdiamondcabaret.com

Tori Black Teams up with Alektra Blue

What do you get when you pair 2011 AVN award winner (Fan Favorite – Best Body) Alektra Blue with 2011 AVN Performer Of The Year Tori Black?

You get Black And Blue, the new tribute to strong-willed women from Wicked Pictures and 2011 XBIZ award winning director / videographer Francois Clousot. This exciting new release arrives in stores everywhere today, Wednesday February 16th.

Black And Blue teams up the titular ladies for a series of steamy vignettes that explore the darker side of their lustful desires. The intriguing production marks the latest collaboration between Alektra and Tori, who can also be seen in Brad Armstrong’s explosive 2011 AVN and XBIZ award winner SPEED.

This all-new project finds the two superstars at the peak of their powers sexually; each girl explores multiple scenarios that run the gamut from raw and playful to dark and sensually aggressive. The succession of stylish vignettes is expertly directed and shot by Clousot, whose camera mastery has justifiably earned him over ten major award nominations in just six years. The ladies’ co-stars for this darkly erotic adventure include Rocco Reed, Nick Manning, Brendon Miller, Mick Blue, Kris Slater and Dane Cross.

For his part, Clousot couldn’t have picked a better time to create a designer showcase for the women of Black And Blue. The past twelve months have been a banner year for Alektra, who’s supplemented her 2010 and 2011 AVN award victories with a much-publicized appearance alongside fellow Wicked Girl jessica drake in the Lady Gaga music video Telephone featuring Beyonce. Of working on Black And Blue, the raven-haired Wicked contract star observes, “It was amazing. I love Tori and I always know I can count on Francois to make everything look beautiful.”

Things have been equally exciting for Tori, who recently received AVN’s coveted Female Performer Of The Year award for the second year in a row. Having already received raves for her work in the Stormy Daniels-directed AVN Editor’s Choice Whatever It Takes, Ms. Black is delighted to continue her relationship with Wicked Pictures. “I always get to explore new things when I work with Wicked. I got to cry on cue in Whatever It Takes, and I was proud of my acting and what I learned from Stormy. Black And Blue is incredible. I got to bring out that side of me that people really enjoy seeing.”

In addition to showcasing these two superstars in a diverse series of sensual vignettes, this new release also features an exciting Behind The Scenes featurette, still galleries, and much more.

Alektra. Tori.

You’re going to enjoy getting Black And Blue with these ladies.

For more information about the Wicked Girls, please visit. www.wicked.com.