Hot Strippers Review Artie Lange’s Crash and Burn

RICK’S CABARET NEW YORK EXOTIC DANCERS REVIEW ARTIE LANGE’S NEW BOOK “CRASH AND BURN” – “IT REALLY SHOCKED ME, AND I LOVED IT–HIS HONESTY IS SEXY”

“Comedian Artie Lange’s new book, ‘Crash and Burn,’ is a true tell-all, revealing the behind-the-scenes story of his meltdown and road to recovery,” explained Rick’s Cabaret New York Girl Julianna. “We all love Artie and I couldn’t wait to read the book.

“The book is so brutally honest–it really shocked me–and I loved it. There are so many phonies in show biz, but not Artie Lange–his honesty is sexy!” she proclaimed.

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Madison said, “I’ve met a lot of the Howard Stern Show guys including Artie here at the club. Artie was very nice to me. He was actually charming. What happened to him made me very sad. Reading all the details in the book was heart breaking. But I am so happy he’s in a better place now.”

“The book ‘Crash and Burn’ was awesome,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Lindsay. “It was fascinating to read about what really happened to Artie. Artie is yolo.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica said, “I liked it because it brought out many different emotions in me. The book is serious, but you know Artie is amazingly funny, too. I recommend the book for everyone.”

“Artie’s book is straight up–like 6 o’clock. He tells the truth and that is so rare,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Rebekka. “We play his DirecTV show on some of our High-Def TVs here at Rick’s. He’s a great TV and radio personality, and there is no doubt now that he is also a great writer.”

Rick’s Cabaret New York is well known for its beautiful exotic dancers, luxurious setting, gourmet restaurant and warm hospitality. It is the club of choice for an upscale clientele including Wall Street businessmen, numerous celebrities, and pro athletes from all the major sports.

“Crash and Burn” by Artie Lange with Anthony Bozza is available at all major book stores and at Amazon.com. The nightly “Artie Lange Show” is on the “Audience Network for DirecTV.”

 

Who will win the Oscars? Ask a stripper!

RICK’S CABARET NEW YORK GIRLS REVEAL OSCAR PREDICTIONS!

The results of the annual Academy Awards “stripper poll” from the Rick’s Cabaret New York Girls have just been released, and the sexy ladies have chosen the winners in all the main categories.

The Rick’s Cabaret Girls are very confident in their collective ability to predict the Oscar winners. “The frontrunner for Best Actor this year is definitely James Franco,” declares Rick’s Cabaret Girl Mackenzie, 36C-25-35. “They asked him to host the ceremony simply so he’d definitely show up to collect the award,” she says. “Well, he deserves it for sure,” adds Rick’s Cabaret Girl Martha, 33C-23-33. “His role on General Hospital just blew me away,” she continues.

The Rick’s Cabaret Girls think Franco, one of the busiest actors in Hollywood, needs to take a night off and spend it with them at Rick’s. “He’s also studying for a PhD at Yale right now,” exclaimed Rick’s Cabaret Girl Suzette, 36D-26-34. “He really needs to get over here and let loose,” she says, insistently.

The Rick’s Cabaret Girls Complete List of Oscar Winners for 2011:

  • Best Actor: James Franco
  • Best Actress: Natalie Portman “because she plays a dancer!”
  • Best Picture: The Social Network “it’s making history!”
  • Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale “because he has to stop yo-yo dieting for movie roles. Maybe if he wins, he can just start counting calories like the rest of us.”
  • Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams “because she’s a natural redhead, and that’s really rare.”

All of the other categories are “too technical” for the Rick’s Girls to concern themselves with…

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