CARLI BANKS REDUX

Carli Fucking Banks DCypher posts: Do you ever feel like you’re experiencing déjà vu?

I swear that we ran this set once before but even thought I search and search and search through the archives I cannot find it.

That’s strange. I feel like I’m on a bad episode of Ghost Whisperer.

Do you ever feel like you’re experiencing déjà vu?

I swear that we ran this set once before but even thought I search and search and search through the archives I cannot find it.

That’s strange. I feel like you just read that twice in a row. Lol. Suckapunch!

Now go enjoy this amazingly beautiful set of one of the most beautiful women in the whole wide world.

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ADRIANA SAGE @ ANDREW BLAKE

Adriana Sage

DCypher posts: Andrew Blake is an amazing erotic artist. Adriana Sage is a stunningly beautiful porn star. What happens when you mix the two?

Pure magic?

They go together like waffles and cocaine, like chocolate pudding and Chinese food, like bad poetry and acid.

Just kidding.

They’re like bacon and eggs, sudoku and autism, or a fish and a bicycle.

Whatever. I’m not conveying this properly. Never mind.

The point is that this set is amazing and you should definitely check it out.

Andrew Blake has a thing for very intricate rope work known as Shibari. It takes a special kind of twine looking rope. He brings in a special rigger to do this who’s very good at it. I’ve seen him work. I was on set when Andrew shot this set. No joke. He is amazing.

Andrew Blake is all about attention to detail and fetish. The effect, I am sure you will agree, is well worth the effort. Enjoy

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JENNI @ MET ART

DCypher posts: Jenni likes collecting seashells down by the seashore.

Say that ten times fast…no wait…don’t. I take it back. You’re just gonna hurt yourself trying that hard kid.

Jenni’s a natural exhibitionist who loves the beach more than she loves anything in the world.

She dreams about swimming with dolphins.

She reads articles about climate change in National Geographic.

She watches movies with smooth surfer boys and touches herself until she goes numb, you know, down there.

She’s steady dreaming of the day that she can visit Sea World. Once for Halloween she dressed up as Aqua Girl. The next year she dressed up as Arial from the Little Mermaid and wore a red wig.

She wants to study to be an oceanographer at UCSD but first she wants to model nude for a while to raise awareness about pollution. She’s an eco-warrior in training trust me.

When she turned 18, which was like 49 and a half seconds ago, she ran to the closest ocean and stripped off all of her clothing and took these pictures. It was awesome. You should have been there. I was there.

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KYRA @ PRIME CUPS

DCypher posts: This is Kyra.

Not so long ago she decided that she needed a lot more dick in her life. Yeah you read that right. Whose house do you think you’re in anyway fool?

So she worked up the nerve to contact the good people at Prime Cups and let them know just how she was feeling. They were more than happy to offer some useful suggestions about how she could handle that burning need of hers.

They told her that if she came down they would find two big dick studs to fill up her lonely holes. They promised that she’d get it good and hard for an extended period of time. They swore they knew guys who could go for hours, slamming away, until her itch was fully scratched. They said it was fucking easy peasy Japanesy to turn her out and cover her big big titties in gallons of goopy ass man goo. Yes. They used those silly words.

And so a plan was hatched. The results? Well, shit, you’re going to have to see that for yourself cowboy. I think you’re gonna be pleasantly surprised. That’s all I’m saying.

You’re welcome…fuckers.

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MILA @ MET ART

DCypher posts: This is Mila. She’s not one of us. She’s European. She speaks three languages and understands world politics. She’s even voted, which places her ahead of fifty percent of American’s statistically and most of the people working in the sex industry worldwide.

From the time she was old enough to thumb through her brother’s skin mags she’s wanted to pose nude but never had the courage to try it until shortly after her 18th birthday when her boyfriend, Soren the amateur eroticist, began pressuring her for some nude shots to add to his ever expanding portfolio. He dreams of being a cross between Helmet Newton and the American master Andrew Blake.

Mila played at not wanting to be bothered by his silly obsession but inside her heart raced at the thought of becoming like one of the models her brother Anton drooled over.

Soren and Mila took a splendidly overcast weekend trip to Antwerp to scout out locations but in the end were too afraid to work outdoors, where they might be discovered, and so they decided to just shoot in Soren’s laundry room, after appropriate modifications were made.

It just goes to show all of you wannabe photographers out there how far you can go with a stunningly beautiful, naked young girl, a large, gold belt, and a white sheet. It’s enough to make a real set designer sick.

Mila loved the set beyond word. It was her idea to submit the gallery to Met Art. Soren is still hunting for new models who will work with him but it’s safe to say that Mila’s new career is blossoming like a tightly coiled flower bud brought into the light of the midday sun.

Check her out.

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SARA VANDELLA @ SUZE

DCypher posts: A steady stream of amazing content keeps flowing out of Suze Dot Net, the way the cocaine keeps steady flowing through American streets despite the war on drugs and the implausibility of transporting that kind of weight over our borders without the CIA, FBI, or NSA finding out. Someone ought to tell Lou Dobbs that shit, maybe tell him turning his head to the real news is just another form of worker’s misconduct. Next they’re gonna tell us that they don’t know where Bin Laden is hiding. What are we, stupid?

I digress I confess. Back to Suze.

She really does just kill it live, proverbially speaking. Let that sink in a minute.

Girls like Sara Vandella, amazing as it sounds, flock from all over the country to peel off their tight clothing and spread their dripping pink butterflies for the Randall family. Sara’s pretty new to the volatile world of pornography. No amount of Google searching could produce anywhere near a decent bio on her. In fact I don’t know shit about her. Typical. This happens a lot with Suze Dot Net. You know what that’s called? Fresh…like Pike Street.

Fuck where she came from. Fuck what it all means. Jim Morrison once said he was gonna get his kicks before the whole shithouse went up in flames. Wise words. I suggest you put them to the test.

You’ve been sleepwalking through most of your life, psychological reacting to the world, politically ignorant, and spiritually numb. Why change today?

Close Ur Eyes & Click

MARIA @ MET ART

Maria Darling DCypher posts: It’s hard to ignore a stunning beauty like Maria. Truly.

She’s an art school student in Paris, at the Institut National d’Histoire de l’Art on Rue Vivienne. She’s big into Picasso. She’s an Algerian native who prefers Holland to anywhere else but Paris Nord. She’s smoked pot on Jim Morrison’s grave in broad daylight as a tribute to the Lizard King.

She’s as mercurial as she is beautiful though. One minute she’s playfully as a kitten and the next she wants to fight or fuck. Then she withdraws, acting all sullen and pouting until the right combination of pleading and prodding produces a terse series of embarrassed giggles that devolve into peals of unmitigated laughter. She takes Thayls to Amsterdam or London on weekends listening to Chomsky on her iPod the whole way.

Like I said, she’s pretty crazy. She spends her free time obsessively studying 9/11 conspiracy theories. She’s convinced that the Bush Administration is attempting to gain global hegemony according to the original Wolfowitz doctrines regarding Pax Americana.

She wants to know why so many prominent physicists are questioning the official report on the Twin Towers but the media isn’t. She wants to know why no one talks about George W. Bush’s brother Marvin Bush and his involvement in security for the Twin Towers prior to 9/11. She wants to know why Building 7 fell for no reason. She’s not convinced that the official report is telling us everything. She’s not convinced Rumsfield misspoke when he said United 93 was shot out of the sky.

She wants to know if Norman Mineta has trouble sleeping at night despite being made a partner in renowned public relations firm Hill & Knowlton. She wants to know what he meant when he asked Vice President Dick Cheney if the orders still stood. She wants to know what Andrew Card said to President Bush when he whispered in his ear.

She wants to know how the country can be lead by men like Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz and Jeb Bush, who “prophetically” suggested in 2000 in their think tank PNAC that a catastrophic event like a new Pearl Harbor was needed to justify the militarization of space, a defense budget of world conquest proportions, seizing control of civil liberties, justifying preemptively striking nations deemed as threats, wrestling control of oil reserves by force, and effectively establishing a New World Order.

She wants to know why the American people don’t seem to care more, how they can refer to the firemen and police and victims of 9/11 and soldiers in the Afghanistan and Iraq as their heroes but refuse to honor the sacrifices they made by demanding full disclosure, transparency, and accountability regarding the events of that terrible day.

Luckily for us she’s a hot nude model, so we’ll just let her go on asking her crazy and irrelevant questions and enjoy this amazing gallery of her displaying her nearly perfect barely legal breasts. She’s clearly paranoid, has too much free time on her hands, and unlimited access to the web. Given how hot she looks with her clothes off she’s more than likely bipolar. In time she’ll learn to stop asking hard to answer questions like the rest of us have. She’ll either have children to occupy her time or make it as an artist and enjoy the unprecedented comforts that middle class debt has afforded the rest of us.

Silly girl.

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MEGAN @ MET ART

DCypher posts: Ever since she turned 18 all Megan has dreamed about is her first time with a man.

“Every night before I go to bed I fantasize about what my first time is going to be like,” the stunning Nordic beauty confesses. “I get so hot and bothered that I wear myself out. I feel this ache race through my body and my pussy gets all wet and juicy and I just explode.”

Megan’s no stranger to mechanical love though. She’s already destroyed two vibrators since her birthday, which is why she is working her way up to a bigger and badder fetish roster than just idly diddling herself under the covers; exhibitionism.

“I like to masturbate outdoors now,” she explains. “I close my eyes and imagine that the perfect guy is going to come along and find me all naked and juiced up and just take my virginity without even speaking a word. One minute I’m just pulling myself apart begging for it and the next he’s ravishing me the way a severely obese individual tears into an extra value meal on a thirty-minute lunch break. It’s so naughty that it’s the perfect turn on…and it involves food, which is kinda cool.”

Her first time fuck wish list includes George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Kevin Federline, Scott Fayner, and Tom Green…in that exact order. Despite several attempts to reach the aforementioned individuals Megan is still very much intact and hymenally challenged. Please click the link and see if you can help this poor beautiful barely legal woman in training. God bless you.

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LIDIYA @ MET ART

DCypher posts: Looking at young Lidiya here is like taking a trip down memory lane. Back when I used to have the sweetest tooth in the world for girls with red hair and porcelain white skin she would have been the perfect drug.

Mmmm.

I would have called her my Blue Magic and she could have called me Frank, if you dig my meaning.

Still she’s looking more than amazing in her leg warmers posing her perfect young body off like she’s just daring me to reconvert to the red, her every twist another taunt, that innocent smile enough to kill a diabetic and end this pointless diatribe.

You know they say in twelve step programs that an addict’s rate of recidivism, his or her chances of going back to using, are pretty astronomical, or so I’ve heard. I’m not much for anything that’s stepped on personally, but I understand what those cult fuckers are talking about when I look at this set. I know some of you do too…mostly the ones that are already done reading this swill and deep into the free pix of red velvet right now.

The rest of you are either gay or possess incredible superhuman will power akin to that posited by philosophical great Nietzsche in his early work.

Sweet Lidiya might just be that “one last high” I’ve been waiting for, one final taste of the red that gets me strung out on bad Irish former Catholic schoolgirls hell bent on pissing off their daddies by just giving it all away. I’m not like you though. Trust me. I can quit whenever I want. It’s not a problem. I just like looking at the pictures.

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ERICA @ SUZE

DCypher posts: This is Erica! She’s amazingly hot for a naked woman with superb breasts and a finger in her cookie.

Suze captured a great set of her and I wanted to share it with you despite being warned to stop giving you free porn.

I’m such a rebel. Yippy kiya muthafuckahz!

The name Erica is a Norwegian derivative of the name Eric. It means eternal ruler. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

Despite several letters from my high-powered attorney requesting her home phone number so I could interview her and collect an appropriate bio, as part of evidentiary procedure naturally, I have been unable to move J. Willing from Suze Cash to hand over the proverbial digits. By letters I mean emails sent back to Mr. Noreply and by high-powered attorney I mean my imaginary friend and most trusted confident Dr. Leroy “Hot Dog” Zanzibar…naturally.

Why do I have to keep explaining this to you? Can’t you just take my word for it? When will we get past these trust issues? I feel like you’re smothering me and I need my space.

Suze, by the way, is not only an extraordinary photographer but also a member of the Porno Illuminati, an organization akin to the Talamasca but with hotter members. That means that her daughter Holly, a fellow Bruin, is also, by birthright, a fledgling member. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Ford.

Now that we have that all cleared up…

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