KATJA KASSIN’S FUCK ME

Title: Katja Kassin’s Fuck Me

Cast: Katja Kassin, Alishka, Angelica, Jane Darling, Lacy Blue, Lea De Mae, Lucy Lee, Lyla Lei, Monique, Mickey Blue, Jazz Duro, Tony De Sergio, Steve Hooper, Lee Stone

Company: Harmony/Evil Angel

Director: Guzzman

Katja Kassin’s Fuck Me is cast with lovely girls getting off with toys, some of them being pretty damn big, as they talk to the camera. In due time, a hired gun comes in and fucks them with great point of view camera work.

The film has just about every sex act in the porn handbook and they give it to you two fold if not more. Like Kassin herself, this film is an action packed keg of dynamite ready to go off, it is up to you, the view, to pull the trigger.

100% NATURAL WONDERS 4

Title: 100% Natural Wonders 4

Cast: Tiffany Taylor, Velicity, Adrianna Nicole, Riley Mason, Franchezca Valentina, Others

Company: Lethal Hardcore

Director: Chuck Manson

If you like natural racks, then 100% Natural Wonders 4 is going to be right up your alley. Not only are the girls as natural as the day they were born, all of them are on fire. The sex, oh man the sex, is amazing, as each girl puts in 100 percent into their scenes. Tiffany Taylor is awesome and Velicity is just smoking hot. But the girl that continues to amazing is Franchezca Valentina. I just wish her name wasn’t so confusing.

GENE ROSS REVIEWS DIRTY DYKES

“this whole movie has got to be one of the best ever to come out of the all-girl genre”.. Gene Ross

from ADULTFYI.com

Porn Valley – Back in the day, no one did a better girl-girl scene than Bianca and Debi Diamond. When those two were on, it was insane. There was this one time they mixed it up with ass cracks, junk yards and motor oil. At least everyone thought it was motor oil going into someone’s asshole until the truth eventually came out. But by that time it didn’t matter. The legend had grown.

You would have figured that to be the sapphic coupling for all ages- that is, until Vanessa Lane and Tory Lane tangle in Aurora Snow’s Dirty Dykes. In fact, this scene, this whole movie has got to be one of the best ever to come out of the all-girl genre that Bruce Seven molded and nurtured and in which Aurora Snow’s apparently now marking her territory.

The extraordinary Lane-Lane scene is part catfight and total mayhem. The fight is over a boyfriend. Tory’s taking a piss and Vanessa, slamming into the bathroom like John Wayne with an imminent barroom brawl at hand, is asking if Tory fucked her boyfriend. Tory’s going what if I did. Which is apparently the wrong thing to say because quicker than sanitized flush, Vanessa has Tory’s head in the toilet and the games begin with the lady’s shitter as the arena. Channeling the spirit of Dillon Lauren, who had a similar real life brawl with Ava Vincent, Tory’s practically putting Vanessa’s head through a mirror.

It’s obvious that Vanessa’s giving up a couple of pounds in this calorie-burning squawk. But that doesn’t matter because she’s all lioness, and her butt cheeks fill the big screen as Tory finds the mark with a vengeful red rubber dildo time and again. Vanessa also manages to land a count of four fingers in Tory but take particular note of the bidet early on. Because that’s the prop that trademarks this event. A fountain of water begins watering the tiled floor and pretty soon this place looks like the boiler room of the Titanic with Vanessa and Tory soaked to the gills with no possibility of glamour shots after the encounter. This thing is raw, wild and positively exuberant with its spirited energy.

Part of this wonderful package directed by Snow also includes a mini-violation of Kelly Wells as Cindy Crawford, Holly Wellin, Kathy Ray and Deja Daire have Wells in a basement and take turns abusing her, working her asshole over with high lesbo theatrics. Cindy’s buttcheeks also get a good mauling which is the scene’s bonus. So, if you’re into multi-girl carnage count the bodies. And there’s three more beautiful ones in a scene featuring Melissa Lauren, Cassie Courtland and their captive, Victoria Sinn. Sinn is blindfolded and bound with duct tape in a restraint and dominance free-for-all that’s a perfect compliment to the wild and wicked antics provided by the two Lane’s; plus Cindy and company.

In the feature’s opening scenario which also features foot worship, Bobbi Blair and Paolo Rey have a romantic interlude in a bedroom that begins with a girlie pillow fight and continues with Paola eating Bobbie’s ass in the 69 position then testing the chemical content of Blair’s Monsanto fibers, i.e., her rug. Moment’s later, Blair’s using this dildo with a light on the tip to find her way into Rey’s Brazilian love tract. You’ll discover this to be an extremely well composed, sexy and gorgeous scene with beautiful window slat lighting lending a warm, Harlequin feel.

Shot in similar manner with warm, window slat lighting, Crissy Cums and Barbara Summers are on a living room couch as Summers moans the loss of a boyfriend. She’s obviously Cums to the right place as Crissy proves that a lesbian kiss goes a long way to short attention span when it comes to men. Pretty soon Summers and her ass are on the floor being pile driven with a number of unique play things.

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BARRETT BLADE’S “ROCKHARD – MAKING THE VIDEO” MAKES THE GRADE

 

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GENE ROSS REVIEWS TRANTASTIC

Trantastic…from Defiance Films

a review
 

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Only in a tranny movie can you have a boy-girl-girl scene and only two people on camera. And another thing: Vince Voss isn’t a name that you generally toss into the same sentence with the words tranny movie, but Voss as director and cameraman of Trantastic from Defiance Films authors a superlative job in what’s been one of the most talked about adult movies this year so far. Talked about at least in one sense that assembled here is an A-list cast that includes Cindy Crawford, Cytherea, Dana Vespoli, Roxy Jezel and Deja Daire – ripe, nubile broads who are put in firing range of swinging tranny dick. And there’s plenty of star power from the waist down as well with the likes of Vanity, Johanna B, Carmen and Kayla Coxx. What this all adds up to is a startling parade of controversial sexual activity that beckons you seductively to the dark side, with it leaving you gasping for imagery to contemplate. All of this being said, Trantastic is an amazing show that should continue do amazing numbers.

To anticipate the obvious question, yeah three of the porn girls in the cast take it in the crapper, but good. On all fours on the living room floor, Roxy Jezel is plowed in the ass in a pile driven pairing with Vanity which is comparable to any hetero turn for raw physical expression. Vanity’s hard and Roxy’s howling. At the outset, Vanity’s deep in Roxy’s throat, T-bagging her while, in the wide shot, the viewer’s provided a good interpretation of tranny ass. The smaller built Roxy’s manhandled in a variety of positions that includes a resoundingly good prison fuck, a saucy up & over and porn’s ol’ standby, the cowgirl. Vanity strikes us as a pretty, uh, woman but the suspicion is, she’s not buying pumps off the rack at Payless. At least in her size. Then, amusingly- and you’ll see it time again in this feature, Vanity rides Roxy in the reverse cowgirl and is popping major wood. So she politely nestles her dick to the side to keep it from flopping out of turn. Technically, anal and Cindy Crawford are twains that never meet in her pairing with Carmen; however, this is not to mitigate the fact that Cindy’s ride on the forbidden love express can be considered quite memorable as far as her controversial career is concerned. Then, armed with a strap-on, Cindy rams Carmen whose cock and balls amazingly dissipate then come to life again when s[h]e breaches Cindy’s lap for the reverse cowgirl. Judging from empirical evidence presented thus far, is the reverse cowgirl the key to a tranny’s heart you might ask?

Whatever that key is, it didn’t go into Cytherea’s ass. In a smooching sequence, Kayla Coxx could be Cytherea’s blonder twin but those forearms and wrists in the dick sucking sequence are all Martina Navratilova. Cy is on top of it with the strap-on but her pussy and vagina pretty much stay clear of the Internet gossip sites because it’s Coxx who’s generally on the receiving end. For the most part, Coxx displays the packaging of a semi-aroused Doberman but springs to life when Cy wraps those magical lips around Kayla’s shaft. On the other hand, Dana Vespoli’s ass takes it in three positions including the pile driver from Johanna B. But you wouldn’t get the impression the scene would have gone that way when, at the outset, Dana’s cocksucking lips are met with a sac the potato farmer forgot to fill. However, in the progression of events, Johanna B. swells enormously in size. So much so that B. appears to be coming at you live in 3D during a reverse cowgirl romp.

And, in an encore scene with Deja Daire, Vanity’s balls are more than up to the task as Deja’s wrapped in a ball with her cute Asian ass getting the 3 point tranny lube and inspection.

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DOCUMENTARY DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: UNCOVERED REVIEWED

Docurama presents
Debbie Does Dallas: Uncovered (2005)“Maybe now she’s living in Wisconsin, making cheese. I don’t know.”
Eric Edwards (Rob Everett)

Review By: Mark Zimmer

   
Published: March 15, 2006

Stars: A.J. Cohen, Eric Edwards, Herschel Savage, Robin Byrd, Bob Burge, R. Bolla,
Other Stars: Bill Kelly, Pat Livingstone, Dan Hanks
Director: Francis Hanly

MPAA Rating: Not Rated for (nudity, sexuality, language, drug use)
Run Time: 00h:47m:17s
Release Date: March 14, 2006
Genre: documentary

C C- C- B+ B+ 0

DVD Review

The 1978 porn film Debbie Does Dallas was important in the mainstreaming of pornography, with a scandalous lawsuit giving it publicity. Probably the most-seen piece of smut after Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones, it’s still a popular item today. This documentary, by filmmaker Francis Hanly, takes a brief look at the success of the film, its aftermath and the whereabouts of the stars today.

Although it’s a concept that more than sells itself, the results don’t quite live up to the possibilities. Although the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders’ lawsuit is touched on briefly, the substance of the suit and its results are passed over in silence. With one exception, none of the female stars are willing to discuss the film at all. A few of the male stars are willing (though none are very proud of their work), but watching them watch a DVD of a porn film that they acted in 25 years earlier is hardly compelling viewing. Altogether too much of the documentary is devoted to undercover FBI agents who were putting on a sting for the producer, Mickey Zaffarano, though it’s only tangentially related to Debbie.

Debbie herself, Bambi Woods, vanished from sight shortly after the film’s production, and various websites have reported her as having died of an overdose in 1986. Porn distributor Bob Burge theorizes that if she were, in fact, dead, she’d be easier to find. After tracking down her parents, Burge decided to respect her desires for privacy. The filmmakers apparently also tried to track her down, but they failed completely. Their attempts might have been interesting, but they’re rather skimmed over too. Several moving segments include the efforts of star R. Bolla to do legitimate acting, only to be betrayed by his agent, apparently upon her discovery that he had once done porn.

Although there’s plenty of nudity, the hardcore content is put well out of focus or cropped to keep things at a softcore level. That reticence is symptomatic of the film’s uneven attitude; although it’s more than happy to capitalize on the notoriety of the underlying smut, it quietly tut-tuts and cautions about the naughty content, the use of drugs (including the later overdose of one of the female stars), connections with the underworld, victimization of actresses, and other ills. It’s ultimately a somewhat hypocritical cross of leering enjoyment and prudish conservatism that doesn’t really fulfill the promise of the concept.

Rating for Style: C
Rating for Substance: C-

Image Transfer

 One
Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 – Widescreen
Original Aspect Ratio yes
Anamorphic no

Image Transfer Review:

The widescreen presentation is, oddly, nonanamorphic. The film appears to have been shot on video, with the resultant lack of detail magnified by the lack of anamorphic enhancement. Color is reasonably good, though the palette is generally subdued. The Debbie clips are from a videotape sourced from an appropriately grungy print.

Image Transfer Grade: C-

Audio Transfer

 LanguageRemote Access
DS 2.0 English no

Audio Transfer Review:

The 2.0 audio is quite clean, without any significant issues. The ’70s porn music in the background comes from the surrounds on a ProLogic setup, making for an immersive 42nd Street experience.

Audio Transfer Grade: B+

Disc Extras

Static menu
Scene Access with 12 cues and remote access
Subtitles/Captions in English (closed captioning only)
4 Other Trailer(s) featuring
Bob Dylan: Don’t Look Back, Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills, Andy Goldsworthy: Rivers and Tides, The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

Packaging: generic plastic keepcase
1 Disc
1-Sided disc(s)
Layers: single

Extra Extras:

  1. Bonus Documentary

Extras Review:

Other than four unrelated and dispensable trailers for other Docurama releases, the sole extra is the documentary Diary of a Porn Virgin (48m:32s, 2005), directed by Simon Egan. This documentary follows three people as they dip their toes into the UK pornography pool. Frankie, a 38-year-old woman, leaves the corporate world to do porn, initially for private use and then for commercial pictures. Sahara, a young Asian woman, leaves the fashion industry for sex films and becomes highly popular due to her ethnicity, while Lee is a petrol station worker who gets into the business almost accidentally. This documentary, unlike the main feature, is rather more unflinching and straightforward, looking dispassionately at the good and the bad of the experiences these three share. It’s intriguing and works quite well, leaving one to wonder what happens next.

Extras Grade: B+

Final Comments

This is a somewhat disappointing look at the making of of a classic ’70s porn flick, and the aftermath of its release. The video source isn’t the best, though the sound is good. The companion piece is far more interesting.

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NEU WAVEHOOKERS REVIEW

Title: Neu Wave HookersCast: Dana De Armond, Felix Vicious, Joanna Angel, Justine Jolie, Nyomi Zen, Riley Mason, Sierra Sinn, Tiger, Tommy Pistol, Dirty Harry, James Deen, Kurt Lockwood

Company:
VCA

Director:
Eon McKai

        The original New Wave Hookers was established in 1985 by the infamous Dark Brothers. The movie put the brothers on the lips of everyone in and outside the adult business. To this day, Greg Dark is still working steadily doing music videos among other things. New Wave Hookers also gained much attention due to the fact of one Miss Traci Lords, who was later revealed to be underage in some of her films.
Twenty-plus years later, the legacy continues as punk-porn director and recent Vivid signé Eon McKai throws his preverbal hat into the ring of remaking this porn cult classic.
McKai takes New Wave Hookers under his wing and makes it Neu Wave Hookers with a slightly altered concept. In the new version, McKai uses a collection of girls who find the original video at a garage sale of all places and take it home to watch in between their trick turning time. I like how McKai flipped the male to female perspective here from the original film. To pull that off, he has a wonderful and talented cast of girls headed by the strong performances of Joanna Angel, Justine Jolie and Riley Mason.
The sex of course is thrilling throughout. I could watch Joanna Angel all day and not get bored, but the entire cast is exceptional with their oral, vaginal and anal skills throughout the film. The hookers are complemented by eager studs that really play off the girls to give Neu Wave Hookers a heated, yet fun chemistry about it.
McKai has taken his fair share of jabs for his film making, me included (ahem, Kill girl Kill 2, sorry Eon.) With Neu Wave Hookers, McKai completely redeems himself and clears any heads that had foggy thoughts about his film making ability. I think with Eon, he came out of the gate strong with Art School Sluts and everyone wanted that film or better with his next releases. We all know not many directors have a smash hit with every release. So cut McKai some slack. Even I should have heeded that advice.
The packaging for Neu Wave Hookers is superior. You get a three-disc set with Neu Wave Hookers and New Wave Hookers (the 1985 original) plus a bonus disc containing an abundant amount of extras. The cover art is also striking and really grabs your eye. This alone is a nice selling point.
Neu Wave Hookers had a lot of hype going in and it is up to you, the viewer to see if that promotion machine is justifiable. Call it “alt-porn,” “punk-porn,” or whatever you want. It is obviously not for everyone, but for the ones who do “get it” they can tap into a future classic with Neu Wave Hookers.

 

 

DCYPHER’S WONDERLAND GARNERS 4 1/2 A’S FROM AVN

TITLE: WONDERLAND
GENRE: FEATURE
DIRECTOR: DCYPHER
CAST: Violet Blue, Charlie Laine, Trina Michaels, Candy Summers, Katie Morgan, Steven St. Croix, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, James Deen, Kris Knight, George Kaplan

STUDIO: CAL VISTA / METRO INTERACTIVE
RUNTIME: 112 MINUTES
RATING: AAAA 1/2

A new love or new lust is a second chance, a door that opens places in your heart that you had shut away. It’s very like a drug – addictive and potentially lethal, but the right drug at the right time can cure one of the ills that matter. That change can rip a person into a new, whole thing, and director D. Cypher captures that life shift brilliantly here.For family man/office drone Steven St. Croix, that lust/love arrives in the form of nubile temptress/hustler Violet Blue. St. Croix is in an ideal marriage to busty Katie Morgan, but he thwarts that by imagining her cheating on him in the vid’s hottest moments, with Evan Stone banging Morgan hard.

St. Croix’s daughter Candy Summers brings Blue into his life – she’s a roommate from college left alone for the holidays. Blue’s also a girl who turns tricks with older men, such as Herschel Savage, who wants her to call him daddy and brush her hair after their fuck. Nice and pervy.

St. Croix’s journey to his life-shattering girl is a compelling one, and in his opening fuck with Blue he is very vocal; he releases out loud and into her all of the fantasies he’s feared having.

Cypher leaves doubt in the viewer’s mind what the true turn of events is between the star-crossed fuckers, which is fair since any true lust is up for interpretation, between the parties involved, anyway. Whether what St. Croix had with his Shakespeare-quoting temptress was true or not, it was most definitely worth it for the feelings it brought back into his life and for the fine load bustin’ that occurred.

Barely legal girls are clearly the vehicle for freedom, so retailers should be aware of that for stocking purposes – oh yeah, it’s got that appeal in spades. Fans of the young girl genre have a great plot-based feature to hang their heart on with this.

Pre-noms: Best Video Feature, Best Director – Video to Cypher, Best Screenplay – Video to Cypher, Best Actor – Video to St. Croix, Best Actress – Video to Blue and Best Editing – Video to Sammy Slater.

Retailing: Your feature section – it’s not for every couple – recommend this with Cypher’s other excellent Metro feature, Prisoner.

 

HELLCATS 8

Title: Hellcats 8

Cast:
Sunny Lane, Mary Anne, Julia Bond, Sylvio Mata, Tiffany Holiday, Sara Stone, Tiffany Rayne, Charlotte Stokely, Slimm Dawg, Broc Adams, Tyler Knight, Van Damage, Chris Charming,

Company:
Evil Angel

Director:
Joey Silvera

            The Hellcats series rolls on with Joey Silvera’s eighth chapter in his arsenal. The cast is strong as it’s ever been with the likes of Charlotte Stokely, Marry Anne and Sunny Lane, who starts things off.

            Lane is becoming one of the premier girls in porn and it is clear why in this first scene with Mary Anne and Van Damage. He plays a school truant officer and busts Mary Anne for risqué clothing and throws her in jail, in which she meets Ms. Lane. Before Van can join the party, Sunny and Mary get down to brass tacks and has a wonderful lesbian intro. Once the man meat is imported, the scene only gets better.

            The third scene features a nice pairing with Tiffany Holiday and Sara Stone. The two girls have exquisite chemistry together as they work over Chris Charming. Stokely is a hot young looking blonde who is coming into her own as a hot porn girl. She took on a little black meet; not saying he was “little” by any means in which Tyler Knight dove right into her fleshy body.

            Overall the five scenes in Hellcats 8 were dynamic and diverse to give the viewer a little bit of everything. There is a lot of group action with each scene being energetic thinks to the cast and guidance of Silvera.

JUST FUCKIN 3

Title: Just Fuckin’ 3 

Cast:
Mary Anne, Natalli, Cynthia, Yasmine, Nicole Parks, Courtney Cummz, Justin Slayer, Nat Turnher, Boz

Company:
Evil Angel

Director:
Justin Slayer

            Just Fuckin’ 3 follows suit of the first two with horny white girls all wet for big black dick. Slayer, who is one of the more popular directors at Evil Angel, has improved this series with better lighting, production and a strong cast of girls.

            The movie opened with the beautiful Mary Anne with our director. The two started outside and ended up indoors. It was a lengthy time before he slid his cock into her sweet wet pussy and once he did, the scene was very energetic. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is a group in the third scene with Cynthia and Yasmine. The girls work with Nat Turnher, Boz, and Slayer. The girls came off very professional and looked great, but the passion seemed to lack in this scene. 

 

 

 

 

The final scene was the highlight featuring Courtney Cummz and Justin Slayer. Cummz gives the camera a great tease with her curvy frame before she dives in to the action. 

 

 

 

 

Just Fuckin’ 3 was an ok film, I liked the improved production and three of the four scenes were worth taking in. the only thing I don’t care for is when the director makes an appearance in nearly every scene, as Slayer does here.