Did Janine marry the transsexual Vaniity?

Porn Star Janine Lindemulder graces the cover of the latest issue of Rebel Ink magazine.  The magazine also recently featured the new separated couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld.

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Speaking of Janine, and couples news, did you know that Janine is now remarried?  Well fuck, I didn’t know that either.  Last I heard she was involved in a bitter dispute with her ex husband Jesse James who quickly married Sandra Bullock as soon as he divorced Janine.  So who the hell is Janine married to?  I have no fucking idea but she tweeted about her love for him / her / well we really don’t know who Janine married so fuck if I know if it’s a him or a her but we know Janine was recently in a relationship with Vaniity the transsexual performer so could that be who Janine married?

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I know that when Janine went to jail she was still using the last name of her ex-husband, so that would imply she was still single.  So what in the hell is going on?  Janine has yet to respond to my request to comment on the matter, but the second I do hear something more about it I will let you know.

In the mean time you can check out Janine at pornstar.com

TERA PATRICK AND EVAN SEINFELD OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THEIR SPLIT

Evan and Tera Split!

I was right fuckers! You should always listen to me you ass hats who said I was full of shit and these two would stay together forever.   Apparently forever means 3 days.  As sure enough Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld have called it quits and sent out an official statement.  Well actually I guess we should credit the initial find to Nikki Benz.  She is the one I heard it from.  But still, to all you nay-sayers, look who looks like a dumb ass now?

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( VAN NUYS, CA ) – In an effort to prevent the rumor mill from running wild with speculation and gossip, Teravision releases the following statement about Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. After 7 years together the couple have officially separated. Tera and Evan remain the best of friends and business partners. They share a mutual respect and a commitment to continue to grow the Teravision and Iron Cross labels together.

“Tera is a huge star and a benefit to both adult and mainstream entertainment. I feel fortunate to have shared so much of her life and career,” says Seinfeld. “Teravision and Iron Cross are going strong and I look forward to continuing to represent the Tera Patrick brand and support all of her endeavors. She is forever in my heart.”

Tera echoes Evan’s sentiments. “Evan helped me build this company and take my career to new heights. For that I am eternally grateful. I look forward to remaining hands-on with Teravision and working closely with Evan on all of our joint endeavors. He is truly an amazing person.”

You can see more of Tera Patrick here

Trouble in Teradise? Is Tera Patrick Now Single?

Tera Patrick tweeted two days ago that she was moving.  It was odd to schedule a move that day considering she was due to be across the country in just 24 hours for the Exxxotica NY show.

Well it turns out there may be more to the move than expected.

Here is a Twitter conversation between three people at the show today and two of them are saying that Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld broke up, one says otherwise but clearly heard the rumors from other people because she wouldn’t have a need to have to seek out “sources” if she hasn’t.  So something clearly went down at the show today with Evan Seinfeld.  Could him and Tera Patrick really be over?  Well here is what is going on right now on Twitter about it ….

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Nikki Benz – I’m proud and glad Tera finally left Evan

jovine76 – @NikkiBenz Whoa! Stop the Press! Ur Serious?! Tera Patrick left her hubby Evan Seinfeld AKA Spyder Jonze!!! My Goodness,My Goddess is Free!!

Stun Tazian – Where did u hear this? Bcz I saw something!

Nina Mercedez – Nope called a reliable source they’re still together they’re gonna b together at exxxotica tomorrow infact. Kisses babe!!

Stun Tazian – Ok your source is better than my eyes! Lol! That’s good though!

Nina Mercedez –  yea but Lupe is not his type. Besides Tera let’s him fuck other girls in movies and website. Those two will always b together

You can see more of Tera Patrick getting down and dirty at Pornstar.com

Tera Patrick feature dances in Texas

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Tera Patrick is scheduled to feature dance at El Paso’s Red Parrot Thursday, October 1st thru Saturday, October 3rd. Call or go on-line for more information and showtimes. Red Parrot is known for cancelling or rescheduling shows at the last minute, so make sure to call before you go!

The Red Parrot
14401 Gateway Blvd W
El Paso, TX 79928-8300
(915) 852-2181
www.redparrot.com

 

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Reign of Tera and Reign of Tera 2 is now avaiable for purchase

September is a Month of Teravision

TERAVISION’S READY TO ROCK WITH A PAIR OF SCORCHING SEPTEMBER RELEASES

( VAN NUYS, CA ) – Teravision is proud to announce the release of their latest blockbuster “Reign of Tera 3.” The Asian Odyssey continues with Tera reprising her role as the Madame of the finest brothel in the world. Joining Tera are such exotic beauties as Charmane Star, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso and a veritable who’s who of hot Asian porn stars. These women are well schooled in the erotic arts and are guaranteed to send you around the world in ecstasy.

“Reign of Tera is the biggest selling series of my career,” says Tera. “We knew we had to do something special for this one. The cast is gorgeous, the sex is hotter than ever and we are very proud of the movie we have created.”

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The third installment of Tera Patrick’s best-selling line will be released in September, but members can get a special sneak preview on her award-winning web site www.TeraPatrick.com.

“September is typically the month that producers put out their biggest releases,” Tera Patrick states. “Teravision is no exception. I’m so proud of Reign of Tera 3, the script and the visuals really bring the fantasy to life.”

In addition to the long-awaited “Reign of Tera 3” Teravision will hit fans with a second huge release when Lupe Fuentes’ makes her Teravision debut in “Lupe Fuentes: Girlfriend Sexperience.” Imagine having the ultimate sexy teen girlfriend any way you want her. Imagine having her satisfy your every sexual need and desire. Imagine controlling her over moan, whimper and shudder. Imagine that this perfect teen beauty queen is Teravision’s spectacular new contract star Lupe Fuentes. Now imagine no longer. The hottest new sex kitten is at your disposal in this high-end Teravision offering.

Since Teravision achieved great success with the award-winning and highly innovative “InTERActive” fans of the genre are in for a treat.

“I am extremely excited about our new contract star’s Teravision debut,” adds Tera. “Lupe Fuentes is on fire! The fans are in for a real treat. Axel Braun did an amazing job on Girlfriend Sexperience and we feel confident that this movie will serve as a huge vehicle for Lupe Fuentes to connect to the U.S. Market.”

“Lupe Fuentes: Girlfriend Sexperience” starring Teravision’s newest sensation Lupe Fuentes will be available in September.

Who Really is the Smartest Porn Star?

So I have to ask the question, what’s the big fucking deal? The Porn world is all abuzz with “AJ Bailey is the world’s smartest Pornstar“.   I thought, “wow, is she a fucking genius or something?” Wasn’t Asia Carrera a member of Mensa?  So wouldn’t she be the smartest porn star?   Then I saw that AJ Bailey only earned a Master’s degree in anthropology and museum studies.   I mean that’s impressive but how does that really make her so much smarter than all the other chicks with degrees in our business?  So I got to thinking, she can’t be the only porn star with a degree.   So I did my research and I found a shit load of stars with degrees.   Some even have duel degrees for fuck sakes, so why is all the buzz about AJ Bailey?  There are a lot of porn stars out there with half a brain.  She’s not the only fucking one.

Here is some of what I found, I got bored and lazy after the first few but I think with this list you more than get the point that AJ Bailey isn’t the only broad who has tits and brains:

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  • Joanna Angel – has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University.
  • Tera Patrick – BS in Biology and an AAS degree in nursing from Boise State University.
  • Victoria Zdrok – This Penthouse Pet of the Year, Playboy Playmate and star of her own line of lesbian movies, speaks something like 7 languages.  She graduated from high school at 16, went on to college to earn her Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology, as well as a law degree, oh yes she is a licened entertainment lawyer.  And if all of that wasn’t enough she is also a noted author and regular guest speaker on shows like MSNBC, CNN, and the likes.
  • Bobbi Starr – Holds a music degree from San Jose State University. She is currently a pre-med student, aiming to become a gynecologist.
  • TJ Hart – Graduated with a triple major in psychology, sociology and art, with a minor in early childhood education from the University of Colorado. She was also member of the 1988 US Olympic swim team.
  • Ron Jeremy – (former Teacher) Bachelor’s degree in education and theater and a master’s degree in special education from Queens College in New York.
  • Nina Hartley – Not only is she a Registered Nurse, she graduated magna cum laude from San Francisco State University’s nursing school.
  • Audrey Hollander – Graduated from Loyola University Chicago with a degree in Elementary Education.
  • Lexington Steele – Earned a double degree in History and African-American studies from Syracuse University
  • Mika Tan – Bachelor’s degree in Biochemistry and an Associates degree in Psychology.
  • Shy Love – A certified public accountant, having earned both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree in accounting.

Pre-Order Tera Patrick’s Book

TERA PATRICK’S BOOK,
SINNER TAKES ALL:
A MEMOIR OF LOVE, MARRIAGE, & PORN
IS AVAILABLE NOW FOR PRE-ORDERS

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( LOS ANGELES, CA ) – Tera Patrick has led a remarkable life. She has been a top model, a worldwide feature entertainer, entrepreneur, fashion designer, adult entertainment mogul and ultimately the number one porn star in the world, crossing into mainstream as an international sex symbol. With the upcoming release of her autobiography, Sinner Takes All: A Memoir of Love, Marriage, & Porn, via Gotham/Penguin, Tera adds author to her growing list of accomplishments.

The hardcover version is currently available for pre-orders at www.amazon.com, www.barnes&noble.com, www.borders.com and www.indiebound.com. The book will be available in retail outlets nationwide wherever books are sold on Jan. 5, 2010.

The project came about after Tera met entertainment journalist/author Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna who asked Tera to be part of her latest book, Cherry Bomb: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Better Flirt, a Tougher Chick, and Hotter Girlfriend and to Living Like a Rock Star (Simon Spotlight Entertainment, 2008). The two women made a great connection and Tera asked Carrie to co-author Sinner Takes All.

“There was immediate chemistry between us,” says Tera. “When my publicist, April Storm, approached me with the idea of being in Carrie’s book I was excited and found we shared a lot of things in common. As a fellow rock wife (she’s married to Marilyn Manson’s Chris Vrenna) and sex/relationship columnist, I found that she understood my world, my story and my need to share my journey with others.”

The result is a no holds barred tell-all that takes an emotional and revealing look at the struggles Tera has gone through to find true love, happiness, success, and peace in a world that almost broke her. “For the first time, Tera talks about her inner demons, her darkest days, and how she overcame those obstacles,” says Carrie. “I was surprised, inspired, and impressed by how open and honest she was willing to be in this book. It takes a confident and brave woman to share her most private moments.”

And, of course, Sinner Takes All also includes hot sex stories, funny anecdotes, embarrassing moments, an inside look at her marriage to rock star/actor turned porn star Evan Seinfeld, and a deeper peek at her childhood, as well as dozens of sexy photos, diary entries, and answers to her fans’ burning questions.

Sinner Takes All also features a foreword written by comedian/actress and fellow sexually-empowered, successful Asian businesswoman Margaret Cho, who writes, “Orgasms, like laughter, can be faked, but it’s better when they’re not. Tera doesn’t fake anything in this revealing and inspiring book.”

Larry Flynt, Publisher/Editor-In-Chief of Hustler, says, “I can’t think of no one more fascinating than Tera Patrick: porn star, model, and businesswoman, as readers of this book are certain to agree. It’s all here her passions, triumphs and defeats — in more detail than we have any right to expect.”

We will announce dates for her book tour this winter shortly.

Tera Patrick Hosts Internext Party

TERA PATRICK HOSTS THE OFFICIAL INTERNEXT CONVENTION AFTER PARTY

( HOLLYWOOD, FL ) – Tera Patrick is used to hosting the wildest events at the venues around the world. The party hosted by the world’s hottest pornstar after this year’s Internext Convention will certainly live up to her own lofty standards.

On Saturday August 8th Tera will host the Official Internext Convention After Party at the fabulous Pangaea in the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

“I have hosted parties at Pangaea before,” says Tera “and they are always fantastic events. We knew we had to do something special for Internext and this was the perfect location. It’s close to the convention and a great place to unwind and let loose after a few hard days of work. I plan to let off plenty of steam and hope everyone joins me.”

The Seminole Hard Rock & Casino is conveniently located near the convention center making it the closest place to blow off steam after a hard day’s work. Because it is on an Indian reservation the party can rage all night long.

With music by Mr. Sandman, the hottest women in the industry and hottest hot spot in Florida, this is sure to be the event of the summer.

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Tera Patrick invades your iPhone

I notice Tera Patrick was on Twitter the other day and made mention of something rather interesting and that is that she has just released the Tera Patrick app for your iPhone. I did a quickie search of the app store and the app is called SlideHer Tera Patrick.


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The description is really long but here is the long and short of it … SlideHer is a sexy take on the traditional sliding puzzle. Tap or slide the pieces into their correct positions and you’re rewarded with high quality bikini and lingerie photos that you can use as your iphone or iPod touch wallpaper. 30 high quality, exclusive photos in all.


Hi guys!!! Just released in the iPhone store is my new app featuring wallpapers and fun games with me! Check it out.