Fayner Posts: They say that home is where the hard-on is, I mean, where the heart is. I believe I’ve said that before. I believe I’ll say that again. I’m just that lame.

The majority of the sex players within the porno industry reside under the umbrella of Los Angeles. That’s just how it works. Others, though, come from places like Las Vegas, Arizona and New York. Florida, too. Lots of porno chicks come from Florida, as abundant as grapefruits on the seedy plains between Ft. Lauderdale and Gainsville.

It works well this way. Even for the out-of-towners coming to feed on our hand-picked, farm fresh meat.

But what of when it goes the opposite direction? That is, what becomes of the California adult star that treks across our great nation, our amber waves of lube, to procure employment?

Let’s see…

First off, what I’ve come to expect from stories regarding porno babes heading elsewhere to make movies is pretty much drama-filled and deceitful. Some companies feel that by having this young lass out of her element they have the authority to change rules at their own discretion, possibly being in the unique position to get her to do something she isn’t totally comfortable with just ‘cause they can. And most of them will fall for it, as most of them either don’t know any better or desperately need the cash being offered.

Sometimes, though, through the great graces of GOD Almighty, this globe-trotting tart faces the storm head-on and refrains from being exploited. I know that TMFR has been in this situation before and told the company to go fuck themselves. And it seems so wrong to think that just because a young woman flies 3,000 miles away from home to shoot porno a producer or director feels they can talk her into whatever they feel would bring them the most cash. Bastards, all of them. Right down to their soiled boxer shorts and the crust in the corner of their creepy-smiled mouth. Bastards.

Another heroic babe, I found out this morning, is August.

August called me from her hotel room in Miami, Florida around six Pacific time. Quite early, I thought, even for someone like me who gets calls from porno chicks 24/7/365.

Here’s the story: BangBros.com Productions, or Bang Bros., or whatever they go by, hired August for two boy/girl scenes using condoms. One job, she would have declined, but for two scenes it seemed worth it to August. In and out, right?

Bang Bros. flew her to Miami, set her up in a hotel. The first day everything went fine. No problems, no drama.

And then…

August was informed that for the next scene she’d have to swallow the dude’s jizz, something she only does with people she knows. She didn’t know this guy. Sorry, she said. Fine, Bang Bros. said, but you’ll have to do an interracial scene then, something she doesn’t do, even with people she knows. This is a problem, said Bang Bros., but not if you have a camel toe, which she was told she didn’t.

Now what?

Does Bang Bros. honor the agreement and shoot August for another boy/girl scene?

Does Bang Bros. honor the agreement and pay August for the two agreed scenes so to cover for their stupidity in hiring someone that doesn’t fit their needs?

No. They tell her it’s her tough luck. Pack your bags.
Anyone that knows August knows she’s a ballsy chick, not one to be fucked over by half-rate porno outfits. Either pay me for the two scenes now or shoot me again, she told them. That was the deal we made before I flew 3,000 miles, that’s what I expect.

No dice.

August was pissed off, but Bang Bros. didn’t care. Why should they when the porno biz is a revolving door of dumb chicks willing to be taken advantage of? Fuck her, right?

Bang Bros. especially didn’t like how they were being told about her friendship with me and my ability to write bad shit about them if she simply asks. Upon this information, August was offered a hand job scene to help fill the $1,000 she was now out. Are you kidding? How ‘bout a blow job scene? Again, are you kidding?

August said that although Bang Bros. felt she was lacking in the camel toe department, they were thinking about shooting a white chick for their Latin series. Come again?

I’m thinking that Bang Bros. just tries to get the girls to go to Florida, instead of hiring for what they need. A dim-witted way to do business, don’t you think? Especially when it is quite easy to ask what the chick will and will not do before hiring her…

August got out of Florida without doing something she didn’t expect to do. Usually that’s standard business, but with companies like Bang Bros. many of the unexpecting women are persuaded to shed their beliefs and morals for no other reason than they’re naïve to the seediness of people too amateurish to hire the right person for the right job. I’d wager my trust fund that on more than one occasion some gal working for Bang Bros has muttered “Well, I guess so, you know, I mean I did come all the way to Florida, right?”

Kudos to August for refusing to submit to their power play.
And shame on Bang Bros. for not realizing their mistake in hiring someone not fit for their needs and refusing to compensate her for her trouble.