Fayner Posts: This is a funny, funny story.
You see, last night Vivid Star Cassidey was participating with her Bowling team THE PORN PALS, in a heated Finals match against the best team in town, THE HOLY ROLLERS. It was God against Gush, the Lord vs. Lube so to speak.
The match came down to to the very end, after one of the HOLY ROLLERS missed an easy 2-10 split. I mean, Jesus! How easy is that?!
So it was down to Cassidey to pull in the victory for her team. The look in her eyes, er, eye, showed this girl meant business.
Problem was, though, that Cassidey had been up all night fisting sluts and her fingers became a bit swollen.
So swollen, they were, that when Cassidey tried releasing the bowling ball at the line to send it on its way to knocking down all the pins, the ball remained attached to her hand.
Always the bright young gal, Cassidey knew what she had to do to seal the victory.
With her other hand, Cassidey scooped out her fake left eye and hurled it towards the white pins at the end of the lane.
She knocked every last pin down.
Her eye, it seems, is still being looked for within the machine’s inner workings.
“That’s alright!” Cassidey yelled. “Now I got another hole for chicks to fuck!”
And then off she went.