EMAIL #1) WELL…YOUR WORLD SERIES PICK IS MORE THAN LIKELY GOING TO BE RIGHT BUT NOT your cup or Superbowl pick. Time will tell though and I will definitely be around to remind you. As far as my daddy touching me comments like that usually come from guys who wish their daddy was around to touch them. I won’t take anything you say personal or threaten to kick your ass as I was the one who was initially annoyed by you months ago and lashed out but saying I need help?…funny coming from a cokehead alcoholic. I may have an issue or two but nowhere near as many as you need to address. Maybe I’ll see you out sometime and buy you a drink.


EMAIL #2) that dude who wrote in venting about the astros jacket bit is a dumb dick for sure…funny thing was I thought you were a weak-bodied bitch too because of how you’re busting your fucking nutsack lifting TMFR barely two feet off the ground in that beach pic. very sad indeed. 🙂


EMAIL #3) Baseball is the coolest sport…arguably. Im from Chicago and I am a long time Sox fan. Your half-ass sports knowledge is uncanny…uncannily(?) good? My money is on the Wings or Pats…you fucking crack me up.

You know that Astros jacket in the pics actually looked kinda cool…becoming colors on you Id go so far to say…right up there with “dirt bag”‘s finest. Thanks for the blessing…go Sox! What an awesome night. Yeah, sports are unimportant…Hitler probably loved baseball, but you know what? Nothing in life really matters…it’s cool to see a team “come together” and embrace good strategy to win a championship though. Now that the Sox have won I can finally kill myself. Just kidding, Im really a Cubs fan. Epistomology.


My lowrider is for sale because it’s too much maintenance and guys hate that I have a cooler truck than them. I can’t help the fact that I have good taste in cars. I am over it and I would like to sell it to some rich dude that loves my movies. It’s a fun truck and i will show you how to cruise in it!

VALUE: $38,000 – SELL PRICE $28,000

Here are some features of the truck:

It’s a 2001 ford F-150. Has only 30,000 miles!!!!!! That’s less than 10,0000 a year. Holla!

Also it has four switches, two compressors, two batteries, nas tank, brand new tail-lights, its silver with custom suede interior (its sick), bass knobs so you can lower the bass or increase the bass, also, custom grill, custom mirrors, chrome knobs on everything, tons of amp power and 3 – 12’s in the back! It’s sick! Will have pictures soon! Hit me up on my e mail! Holla!

More info when you e mail me!

Owner, writer, and editor


(Last weekend I signed at Zone D Erotica in Houston, Texas… this is how it went – TMFR)

After a long day of work and making people smile the last thing we wanted to do was go out with a bunch of texans that don’t know how to really party! But Ellie and i said fuck it! Lets do this! Lets see what these people about!

What I learned about texans: first off they are not original. They all wear the same strip button down shirts (lame).

Also they were asking me where I’m originally from. I said “the OC”. Oh like the show the OC. You can’t compare are hood to the OC. Then someone else said to me. When you say the “valley” that reminds me of clueless the movie. How lame!!!!!! So I asked this guy that is from Austin. Does the real world Austin, show the real Austin or are we missing stuff. He said it’s not all about just getting drunk in bars and clubs. We have great national forests, and natural hot springs and we go off-roadin. What a loser!!!!!

This other guy thought he was a baller dancing with hookers and drinkin champagne out of the bottle. The owner of the club told me he was a billionaire. I was like duh! You don’t think i can point this shit out. I think texans try to hard to impress people and that’s not hot to me.
This other guys name was Dallas and his brothers name was Houston. Oh how original is that? So i asked him if there was anybody in his family called austin. He said “no” but its on reserve for when he has a child. 

Everybody had the treo or the flat cingular phone. Dallas did and so did Houston.

The lady that took care of us was even trying to impress us. We have a VIP table and only certain people can roll thru. And kept repeating that we have a VIP table. Big fuckin deal!

The only cool person was the owner of the club. His name was Jonathan and club was called Joya! He was also a Jew. That was the first Jew i met in Texas. He showed us a good time and made sure we were drunk and stupid. And we were getting high in the office. That was rad!!!!!

Oh yeah Houston people don’t really like potheads!!!!!!!! So many people said no to me! Whatever!


I guess what I’m trying to say is that we are not trying to be cool we just are and Houston people were always trying to be cool and that’s whack!!!!!!! Sorry Houston dudes! You guys will always suck unless you move to la!



On the set with Roxy Jezel all day, who did the first scene for Vincent Voss’ yet-untitled new ANAL masterpiece, a blistering DP with Anthony Hardwood and Sascha. There was no problem with those guys, and if I were a guy I would have been beating like Finch was.

Third scene was for my movie ”IN THE PINK” and was suppose to be with Roxy Jezel and Mr. Pete and HE CANCELED!!!! I thought we were all professional in the porn industry.   I’m pissed that Mr. Pete would cancel for MY MOVIE! However, Alex sanders showed up and did amazing scene with roxy jezel. She pucked a few times from being throat fucked upside down! That’s some good shit! HOLLA!

The point of this fuckin story is that girls are being more professional than the males are. What’s up with that????? As a director it’s very frustrating when people cancel last minute! Please try to be more professional. Thanks!



You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives; shit happens…"

-Angelina Jolie

Fayner Posts: A former Vivid Girl, recently angered that her ex-boyfriend wasn’t paying enough attention to her, decided to stab him with a knife. It did get his attention, although it was hardly of the kissing and smooching variety. The knife wound needed stitches, while the chick needs help.

And there you have it…