FAYNER’S THURSDAY MALE SAC

email #1 
question for you, civilian to civilian
wait hows your dog?
anyway, does it count if a pornstar calls a civilian a whore?
Fayner Says: Dog is fine. It counts if a porn star calls a civilian a whore. 

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email #2

Regarding MySpace post

Christ Fayner, does everything have to be about money? I know you’re a money-grubbing, conniving, Godless Jew… but fuck, even Joanna Angel can see the benefits of a little free promotion. I think Myspace is a great way for people in the industry to get direct feedback from fans who want to voice their genuine appreciation for the hard work all you noble smut peddlers do. As a discriminating pornoisseur (ie. compulsive masturbator ), I’ve been much more inclined to purchase certain videos, just based on the interaction I’ve had with industry people on Myspace. Not to mention, it also gives me the chance to talk up performers with other “sickly twisted porno fans” who might be looking for new and exciting people to watch. So fuckin’ unclench your greedy Heeb asscheeks, and enjoy the opportunity you have to talk to your loyal readers. ‘Cuz we always thought you were cool.

You had me at “Hello” Fayner… you fuckin’ had me at “Hello”!

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email #3

Regarding MySpace post

 

holy shit fayner finnaly on myspace. Your right it is popularity. Some people say it helps when it comes to shoots to just go directly to talent from here. But I see it as a waste. Later

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email #4

Regarding MySpace post

a lot of people in the business use myspace, not just the cock-hounds. welcome, enjoy. whenever youre on the east coast, near nyc, let me know….ill make sure stay stoned.

THE NEWEST THREAT TO THE PORNO BUSINESS

IT AIN’T MARC WALLICE!

IT AIN’T HIV!

IT AIN’T A BILL MARGOLD RUNAWAY TEDDY BEAR WITH RABIES!

 

IT’S 45-YEAR-OLD TOMMY LEE

 

check my new jam i’m bringing
when i’m done with you your ears will be ringing
i bring the rock hard..slinging bad ass riffs
that’ll cut you til you’re stinging
all frequencies are bumping
when the dust clears the air you’ll be feeling
where am i.. now.. cause i’m spinnin so damn nauseous
that i knocked myself unconscience

-T LEE

 


Fayner Posts: T Lee is a vicious plague on the adult business. An example, you ask? Here’s something from this site just about exactly one year ago today…

 

So Tommy comes up, gets real close to Jesse without even acknowledging me, starts getting all like, “I miss you so much, baby, oh, yeah, oh yeah baby, you changed your number baby, i missed you so much.” I’m positive he didn’t use any word over two syllables long, and he was acting like a real wuss.

Certainly not the way a real rock star would act around a porn chick. Even I’m not that pathetic. He was a desperate puppy.

 

His dick is big, I can’t argue with that. He’s a charming guy, okay, if you take into account what it involves bedding a starstruck Hollywood harlot…pretty much a kamakaze shot and a ride to where you’re headed.

 

 

He may have Hep C. He don’t care. He’s famous and able to pay for things. A chick magnet for some, and ferocious predator to most.

 

 

But to be seen with him means gossip blurbs in the NY Post, MTV News exclusives every hour day and night night and day day in and day out.

 

Stefani Morgan is the latest sucker who fell into his trap. She’s the new Vivid Girl, and pretty much no one knew her until a day or two ago when news broke out that T Lee snatched her up.

 

 

I’ve seen this man at work. Jesse Jane ditched him when she saw how pathetic he was at the airport.

 

 

Vivid should step in and end their fling. Alleged diseases often mean diseases. If he don’t have Hep C one guesses he’s got something else. Or he will.

 

Plus, after T Lee where does Stefani have to go? Matt Sorum?

 

 

I just feel that middle-aged rockers bring nothing good to this business, and protecting the health of everyone within it should be priority #1.

 

 

If T Lee quit singing and doing videos with dreadlocked dudes riding with him in a car things miht be different. Maybe.

 

 

Whatever.

 

You now have 7 hours and 55 minutes left at work.

START YOUR DAY WITH A ‘TAYLORISM’

Could you think of any better way to start your day than with a TaylorRainOrIsm????

Taylor got a call at 11:50PM from Nate Dawg, as he was upset about a photo of his penis being displayed as part of the Naudia Nyce interview, “Dawg, take the picture down, my mom looks at the site.”

Bandit then spilled some water on Taylor, to which she then released her TAYLORISM of the day…. “Nate, I just got drenched with some soaking wet water by Bandit.” …. this of course would be compared to the dry water we’re all acustom to!!!

THANK YOU NATE AND TAYLOR… FOR THE JOYS OF LIFE!!!

ALL THE BEST LAUREN PHOENIX

Late Wednesday afternoon, Defiance Films contract star Lauren Phoenix announced to AVN that she was once again a free agent as she and Defiance Films agreed to end their 6 month old contract.

Phoenix had been a contract performer/director for Defiance for 6 months and had appeared in the current releases Slick Chicks/Black Dicks, Penetration Nation and Pleasure 2 plus the 2006 upcoming releases House of Anal, Backdoor Desires and Kiss My Ass.

“We’re sad to see her go, Lauren is a big part of the reason for our success. She’s been with us since our 2nd title and she’s a part of this family. But she’s a performer and she’s all business, she has a plan, she has goals and she didn’t feel she could reach those goals here and unfortunately we couldn’t help but agree with her”, stated Head of Production Keith O’Connor.

“When she signed with us, Lauren had aspirations of balancing performing, directing, making appearances and running her newly formed agency. But working 10 to 15 times a month as an independent performer, compared to only 2 to 4 days as a contract star left Lauren with a lot of solid ideas that kept getting pushed back.”

O’Connor went on to explain “Lauren had incredible ideas for movies of her own that she wanted to direct and our plan for Lauren to direct one title a month was stifled because of our current director pool consisting of Vincent Voss, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Cindy Crawford, Bentley, Missy Monroe, Kelly Marie plus Kelly Erikson and Tyler Durden will make their directing debuts in 2006 for Defiance and Torrid. It simply wasn’t fair to Lauren, because in a way we have been holding her back. We love Lauren and we owe it to her to allow her to take advantage of her talents and abilities.”

Since Taylor Rain announced her retirement in December she’s taken more of a role as a director for both Defiance and Torrid. And now former performer Kelly Erikson, who’s contract with Metro Interactive has ended, is getting ready to make the jump into directing. “The fact is that Lauren Phoenix should be the spotlight of any company she signs with or works for, she’s a star as both a performer and a director and she’s earned that. But here at Defiance and Torrid we have spread that spotlight around to several stars and directors. So to release Lauren from her contract allows her the ability take to her proper role in the spotlight as both a performer and director.”


“Knowing that Lauren has joined up with Derek Hay at LA Direct Models shows that she’s committed to regaining her position on top of the industry. Derek helped Lauren rise to the top and he will undoubtedly get her there again. As for our future relationship with Lauren, we intend on continuing to use her as both a Director and Performer, she’s a proven professional and fan favorite, plus she’s a friend to all of us.”

Anthony Simone, head of sales for both Defiance and Torrid added, “It’s a sad day for us, but a good one as well. Instead of holding her back and making her unhappy and uncomfortable, we’re letting her go so she can go out and reach all her goals for performing and her big aspirations for directing consistently. We’ll still maintain a relationship with Lauren in both performing and directing.”

INTERVIEW WITH NAUDIA NYCE!!! Part 1

TAYLOR RAIN WRITES:

I told Naudia Nyce couple days ago lets do an interview about how you didnt make it to avn the year before and how was it this year for you signing at the defiance booth? She said ” I would love to!!!” How about tomorrow at 7:30 at my place! She said “right on! Just have to get a babysitter!” SWEET!!!!

She was at my house at 7:30pm.

First thing first lets smoke a bowl!

She said “Lets smoke this blunt”. She pulls a blunt out behind her ear!!! I tripped out and got high and tripped out some more!!!

“OK lets do this interview” I said

TR: First question!!!

NN: Im getting nervous!

TR: Don’t be!!! Your high its all good!!

TR: OK first question!!! How did you like signing at AVN for your first time?

NN: I fuckin loved it!!! i love the contact with the people and i love to show off!!!

Pic 1: Naudia Nyce
Pic 2: Naudia Nyce

TR: Second question!!! Dont get nervous!!! What happened to you last year when you tried to go to AVN?????

NN: Oh god! This is a long story!

TR: go ahead! What were you thinking when you went to the fuckin airport????

NN: I wasnt i was on tweek for three days!!!! From the beginning, I was suppose to go with two other tweekers that were getting there shit packed while on tweek!!!

Pic 3: Naudia Nyce
Pic 4: Naudia Nyce

TR: Thats impossible! Tweekers suck because they go threw everything 15 times and they are ALWAYS late for everyhing! anyways go on!!

NN: so I bought a ticket last minute and decided to ditch the two tweekers!!!! and I took a town car! Fuck that dawg! she thought! I don’t want to miss my flight!

Got to the Burbank Airport!

Checked in a bag and got my ticket and then went towards the security line to catch my flight!

Pic 5: Naudia Nyce
Pic 6: Naudia Nyce

TR: Did you have any drugs on you or were they in your checked in baggage?

NN: I had a weed pipe in my purse that I didn’t know about and half a ball of crystal in my fifth pocket!!!!

TR: Fuckin ‘a’ man!!! Thats a burn!!! What were you thinkin?

NN: Like I said I was up for three days doing meth!!! I wasn’t thinkin!!!

So I went threw the security fine but then they asked if they can go threw my purse? and i said “SURE GO FOR IT”!

DUH! I had a weed pipe in my purse!!! They found it! They told me, let me see your license and if you have no warrants out for your arrest, YOU ARE FREE TO GO!!!

At that point, I was shaking because I knew I wasnt free!!!! Also I was on tweek for three days so I was a little shaky!!!

Pic 7: Naudia Nyce
Pic 8: Naudia Nyce

TR: WHY???? They didn’t find your drugs????

NN: Because I have a warrant out for my arrest!!!! A few of them!!!

The Airport Security said ” Mam we have to arrest you for having four warrants in Northern CA.

At that point they knew I was on something and even asked me! Do you have any drugs on you? Will we find any on you?

I said “NO”!

Then they had to arrest me and took me to the airport holding cell. They told me they were waiting for LAPD to show up and for a women officer to search me!!!!!!

Finally I fessed up and told them about the crystal in my fifth pocket!!!!!

Pic 9: Naudia Nyce
Pic 10: Naudia Nyce

TR: Oh shit!!! Thats fuckin whack dawg!!!!

NN: LAPD came and brought me to the local Burbank Police Department booked me and in and then sent me to Twin Towers and then booked me in there.

Then I was released and sent on a bus for ten hours to Northern CA where my warrants were. Also I forgot to tell you!!!! I was on a bus with all GUYS!!! I was the only GIRL!!! So they put me in the front in a CAGE!!! With cuffs on my feet and wrists!!!

TR: That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!!! They had you in a CAGE????

NN: YUP!!!

Pic 11: Naudia Nyce
Pic 12: Naudia Nyce

TR: Thats hot!!!

NN: I served 6 days in jail and got out and they put me in a drug program. Also had fines and probation!!!!

TR: THATS REAL WHACK!!!

NN: OK next question thats it!!!

TR: Ok! How long have you been in porn?

NN: Since July, 2002

Pic 13: Naudia Nyce
Pic 14: Naudia Nyce

TR: What you do before PORN?

NN: I was a tourguide at a goldmining spot in northern caly!!!

TR: WHAT NOW????? THATS REAL HOT!!! Do you like ANAL sex better on or off camera???

NN: I’d rather have anal off camera!!! Ive been having ANAL sex since I was 15!

TR: Me too!!! Do you like DP’s?

NN: I like them now but not so much in the beginning of my career!

Pic 15: Naudia Nyce
Pic 16: Naudia Nyce

TR: Who did you do your first DP with?

NN: Mark Davis and Tony Tedishi

TR: What company?

NN: DVSX! First time I ever squirted was that DP scene!

TR: How many people ask you if your Belladonna’s sister?

NN: 6 out of 10 people ask me that! I was at Dennys last week and a girl came up to me and asked if I was Bella’s sister. Aslo, one day I was on Hollywood Blvd. with my family and someone across the street screaming “Belladonna“!!! It gets annnoying sometimes.

Pic 17: Naudia Nyce
Pic 18: Naudia Nyce

TR: Did you ever have sex with Scott Fayner for coke or press or just for the hell of it?

NN: I just did it for the hell of it!!! But it was just a BJ.

TR: REALLY??? WHY???

NN: Just got out of jail and I wasnt doing anything anyways. So I sucked him off!

TR: SWEET!

NN: I got a bloody nose while blowing him!

TR: For real!!!

NN: He’s so scrawny that I was hitting his pelvis bone. Plus, I have a big nose!!!

TR: Interesting! Do you like the black dudes????

NN: I don’t have sex with them but I smoke weed with them!

TR: I’m the same way!! Off camera have you fucked a black guy?

….. part 2 tomorrow

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH MYSPACE AND PORNO CHICKS?

Fayner Posts: I’m as analog as they come. My phone has neither camera or voice recorder or videocamer or computer on it. 12 buttons and a hole to talk through.

Today everyone is far more advanced. Computers. Web sites. Things like that. It’s enough to make my head explode from overload.

Now I keep hearing about MySpace.

Everyone keeps going “MySpace! MySpace!” so I finally set up an account for myself at www.myspace.com/fayner to see what all the hubbub is about..

All I see is a place for sickly twisted porno fans to post messages to the porno chicks they love. Teagan is a big fan-favorite. She’s also one of my friends, as seen on my page.

Is this site a popularity contest, or is it the amazing networking tool they all seem to claim it is?

Much of the porno industry has joined myspace. It almost seems stupid to me that all the popular adult stars who reside at MySpace choose to use this free system instead of demanding $20 a month membership fees to their official web sites for interaction with their fans.

I’ve come to realize that today’s porno chick is all about the money. MySpace defeats that goal.

Anyway, come to my MySpace page ’cause I wanna seem like I’m cool.

Any porno chick wishing to explain the networking benefits, and pretty much any benefit of MySpace please do so @ faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

STUPIDEST HOOKER AWARD

Goes to: Nadia Stylez

Nadia Styles - Dumb Ass Hooker of the Week

I was getting high today at the house and my landlord calls me an says that Al is trying to get a hold of me. Al is the guy that hooks it up at Bank Repo Auto!!! its where i got my lowrider! Anyways i get off the phone with my landlord and call Al immediately!

ME: IS AL THERE?

RECEPTIONIST: HOLD ON!

AL: HEY WHATS GOIN ON?

ME: WHATS UP DAWG? IS THERE A PROBLEM?

AL: NO PROBLEM WITH YOU!HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FRIEND! SHE OWES ME SOME CASH!

ME: WHAT FRIEND?

AL: NADIA STYLEZ! I SOLD HER A BRAND NEW INFINTI!

ME: SHE IS NOT MY FRIEND!!!

AL: WHY NOT? TELL ME! WHATS WRONG WITH HER?

ME: YOU REALLY WANT ME TO YOU THE TRUTH!

AL: DUH! ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW!

ME: DUH! IM ALWAYS HIGH! ANYWAYS, SHE HAD THE EXPEDITION THE WHOLE TIME AND THATS WHY YOU DIDNT GET TIL A FEW DAYS AGO!

AL: SHES HAD THE TRUCK SINCE THANKSGIVING??????????

ME: YES SIR!

AL: AND YOU TRUST THIS GIRL?

ME: NO! NOT ANYMORE SINCE SHE PULLLED THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT WITH ME! MY ASSISTANT NATE DAWG CALLED HER MORE THAN 20 TIMES. THEN I STARTED BLOWING UP HER PHONE NO ANSWER!!!!!!!

AL:THATS SHADY!

ME: REAL FUCKIN SHADY! SO HOW I GOT THE TRUCK. I CALLED HER PIMP FROM DIRECT MODELS! DO YOU WANT HIS WORK NUMBER!

AL: SURE

ME: 818.752.5080

AL: WELL DO YOU THINK SHE WILL MAKE HER CAR PAYMENTS!

ME: HELL NO! AND GOOD LUCK GETTING A HOLD OF HER!

AL: IF SHE DOESNT PAY! I WILL SEND A BOUNTY HUNTER TO GET THE CAR FOR ME!

ME: YOUR SO SMART!

AL: TRY TO CALL HER FOR ME PLEASE!

ME: YES SIR! ANYTHING ELSE?

AL: HOWS YOUR TRUCK TREATING YOU?

ME: GOOD! THANK YOU!

AL: GOOD! GLAD TO HERE!

ME: HOLLA 420! LATE!

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE????

Fayner Posts: Flash back, if you will, about a week and a half to Tony Testicle’s suite in Vegas that I and many other people chose to call homebase. Thanks again, Tony.

It was like four in the morning on Sunday. Dez was snorting all the coke. Robbye Bentley had snuck in and was yapping away about how great she is as a photographer. I was restless.

“We need to call some whores!” I hollered.

No one responded with enthusiasm.

“Listen,” I continued, “we can sit here all night powering up this whole damn hotel with our jaw movement, or we can call some fucking porno whores and get them up here to be our toys!”

Again, no one seemed interested.

Was I alone in my desire to use porno chicks as they were intended to be used by the great hand of GOD?

I think so.

So I got on the phone and began dialing whores.

Ariana Jollee – answering machine

Missy Monroe – no answer

Avy Lee Roth – straight to voice mail

The list goes on…

It’s a damn crying shame times two divided by six add seventeen when porno chicks are too good to come to a room inhabited by deviant sloths in the middle of the night and be treated just as they are expected to be treated.

I really wanted to make one of them into a coke table (ie: a whore who walks around on all fours with a pile of cocaine on her back for the enjoyment of everyone else, a game invented and perfected by the great and powerful Mystery Cock). Instead we had to use a fucking mirror.

A fucking mirror?!! To snort coke?! What the fuck is going on here!

I even tried hiding my incoming phone number while dialing up whores in case they were all just avoiding me, as Tony suggested, but no dice.

Sorry to disappoint all you porno fans who actually think these chicks are fun and easy and willing to be exploited for the fun of a hack writer and his late-night kicks, but today’s porno chick don’t play that game anymore. They want money for their time. They want to not be used as a coke table. They want respect.

Where have all the good times gone???

My guess is to the bank.

Damn.

THE FINAL STRAW

Fayner Posts: Getting a quick coffee yesterday with Stephany of HOTWAX who does makeup for the porno business. Neither of us got coffee. We just chatted for a bit.

“You look fucking exhausted!” I told her.

“You think? I haven’t had a day off since Vegas.”

“You work too much. Maybe you should cut down on your clients.”

“I did!” Stephany shot out. “I used to work for anyone. Everyone, really. Then one day on a Platinum X set for John Strong this chick shows up.”

“A chick, really? Whatever did you do??”

“Fuck off, Fayner. I was getting to that.”

“Sorry.”

“Well, this chick was fat and had no top teeth. I did all I could with her, you know? But she still didn’t look right.”

“The missing teeth?”

“Yeah, the missing teeth. How can you make a chick with no top teeth look ready to shoot a porno, I thought. Well, you can’t.”

“Was that the final straw?” I inquired.

“Oh, yeah. Now I only work for Jonni Darkko, Robby D and another company. No surprizes, no drama….”

“And no missing row of teeth?”

“Exactly.”