Oops! Army General busted with porn!

Our boys may go all around the world and fight for our country – hell they may die doing it or lose a limb or two, but they may not for any reason look at hot naked chicks while doing so. That’s right, the US Army has a ban on porn. Which sucks for the US Amry general who got busted with his on his laptop. How seriously can we ask our boys to go to Afghanistan and die for us, but not look at porn? How do you even justify some bullshit like that?  Go die for us but don’t let us catch you getting your dick hard.

Yeah we don’t want to risk pissing off those fuckers from the middle east that have no problem treating women like property and abusing them day in and day out.  That would just be the worst thing ever we could do. -rolls eyes- If there is anything we should be doing is bringing more porn into that country and sexually liberating those poor women. But that’s another story for another day perhaps.

 

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US Army general facing sexual misconduct charges had pornography on laptop, despite ban

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FORT BRAGG, N.C. — An expert in Afghan culture has testified that pornography found on the computer of a U.S. Army general then deployed to the Muslim country would be highly offensive to local residents.

Former Defense Intelligence Agency adviser Morwari Zafar testified Wednesday at a pre-trial hearing for Brig. Gen. Jeffery Sinclair. A court-martial for the former deputy commander of the 82nd Airborne is set to begin June 25 on charges that include forcible sodomy, indecent acts, violating orders and adultery.

Among the orders Sinclair is accused of violating is a prohibition against possessing pornography for U.S. troops in Afghanistan.

Lawyers for Sinclair want the charge dropped, arguing the porn ban violates First Amendment protections of free speech. The defense has not provided an explanation for how pornography got on Sinclair’s personal computer.

Little Lupe will be on ET tonight!

What do Angelina Jolie, Justin Timberlake, and Lupe Fuentes have in Common?They are all going to be featured on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT news segments Today, Monday, May 20th on CBS! Lupe Fuentes talks about her complete transformation from Porn Star to Pop Star exclusively with “E.T. on CBS tonight 7pm PST. See Exclusive footage of Lupe Fuentes and The Ex GIrlfriends as she shares with Entertainment Tonight her passion for music and over 45 MILLION views on Youtube in under 6 months!

Lupe Fuentes on Entertainment Tonight

 

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Dallas 6:30pm WFAA-TV
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Memphis 6:30pm WREG-TV
Providence 6:0pm WNAC-TV
Wichita 6:30pm KSCW-DT

 

 

Vivid’s Titty Bar Opens Near Charlotte, NC

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: VIVID ENTERTAINMENT LICENSES ‘VIVID GENTLEMEN’S CLUB’ NEAR CHARLOTTE, NC

Club Will Be Managed by Adult Club Operator David Baucom

Leading adult film company Vivid Entertainment has granted a license to gentlemen’s club operator David Baucom for a new club just north of Charlotte. The luxurious Vivid Gentlemen’s Club will open on Thursday, May 16th at Executive Center Place in the suburb of Moorseville.

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Mr. Baucom and his Mal Entertainment network of clubs licensed the Vivid name from the California firm best known for its high quality adult movies, which have won more awards than any company in the history of the adult industry.

The brand new, 10,000 square foot club reflects Baucom’s experience in knowing what his customers enjoy in entertainment, comfort and dining. Dramatically high ceilings create a spacious feeling while meticulously hand-crafted and stained woodwork give the club a rich ambiance. The Vivid Gentlemen’s Club also has computer controlled lighting, an unparalleled sound system, a giant 20 ft. span ceiling fan, marble restrooms and seating that offer a great view of the performance stage. Guests can expect gourmet dining at The Diamond Club restaurant.

In addition to featuring the sexiest and most talented entertainers, some of the famous Vivid performers will make personal appearances at the club.

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Vivid Gentlemen’s Club is located in Mooresville “Race City USA” and is conveniently located just minutes north of Charlotte, (Exit 36 off I-77) in the heart of NASCAR Country. The club is expected to build a strong following among NASCAR fans and track officials.

The company’s website, www.vivid.com, has a loyal following of fans of Vivid movies. For more on Vivid visit twitter.com/VividCorp or facebook.com/vividgirls.

Nina Mercedez Signing at Wizard-World Comic-Con Philadelphia

The ladies of Cosplaystars.com and adult superstars, Nina Mercedez, Tera Patrick and Nikki Delano, will be signing all four days at Wizard-World Comic-Con in Philadelphia May 30th-June 2nd at their own booth.

“I am so excited to be appearing with Tera and Nikki at Wizard-World Comic-Con in Philadelphia. I have been a huge comic book fan for over 10 years. I absolutely love putting together and getting all dressed up in my Cosplay outfits so I can immerse myself in the character I am portraying. ” said owner of CosplayStars, Nina Mercedez.

Wizard-World Comic-Con is a pop culture convention held in cities across North America that celebrate graphic novels, comic books, movies, TV shows, gaming, toys, technology and social networking. This year Wizard-World Comic-Con in Philadelphia will be held at the Pennsylvania Convention Center and will showcase over 175 comic writers and artists with some of the most famous names in the industry and beyond. This event often features celebrities from movies and TV, artists and writers, and events such as premieres, gaming tournaments, panels, and costume contests.

CosplayStars.com is being sponsored by some well-known and very talented professionals within the comic industry. ReevzFX is a famous sculptor, prop & costume maker known for creating one of a kind costumes. He has made Nina custom Batgirl, BlackCat, and two unique Catwoman cowls perfectly sculpted to fit her body. She will be showing off his immaculate work at the show. Maximum Comics of Las Vegas is also sponsoring. They have three popular locations around Vegas and hosted a signing earlier this year with Nina Mercedez and Tera Patrick with a line spanning around the building lasting for 3 hours. Pit Viper Studios who specialize in creating one-of-a-kind and over the top costumes are also sponsoring. They have designed Nina a sexy Baroness costume which she will be wearing during Comic-Con.

“I would genuinely like to thank ReevzFX and Pit Viper Studios for their continued support and all the hard work and countless hours they have put into working with me to create my one of a kind Cosplay costumes. I would also like to thanks everyone at Maximum Comics for their overwhelming support over the past several years since I became a fan of comics. It’s the only place I shop for comics and truly enjoy spending time in their stores” said Nina Mercedez owner of CosplayStars.com.

If you can’t make the Philadelphia show currently the ladies of Cosplaystars.com are scheduled to appear at Wizard-World Comic-Con in Chicago and New York. For more information on appearances, photo galleries from the shows and star bios please visit cosplaystars.com.

Nina Mercedez

 

Cam4 Signs as Title Sponsor for BBW FanFest

For Immediate Release: Friday May 10th, 2013 – Las Vegas, NV – BBW FanFest is proud to announce Cam4 as the official title sponsor for the 2nd Annual BBW FanFest Trade Show. BBW FanFest is being held inside the Tuscany Casino & Suites in Las Vegas July 26th-28th and guarantees to be three fun filled days dedicated to celebrating Big Beautiful Women and their fans.

“It is with pleasure that we are not only a part of BBW FanFest, but fully involved with the overall message and success of this huge specialty event. Cam4 is always looking for women, men, couples and transgender, who want to make money, camming from their home. Cam4 has a large, diverse audience from around the world. You can be an amateur model or a professional porn star, young or old, any race, size or color. Everyone is invited to create a free account and see how easy it is to earn hundreds of dollars per day on Cam4.” said Lalita of Cam4 Marketing.

BBW FanFest is ultimately a show for fans but was also created to give curvy plus sized BBW adult stars, models and webcam performers a chance to network with vendors, companies and peers. The trade show will provide a wide range of activities including specialty entertainment, educational seminars, pool party and after parties all created with the intent of catering to big beautiful women and their fans.

"Having a great company like Cam4 as the title sponsor of the 2013 BBW FanFest Trade Show is a privilege and overall honor. It is with pleasure that we work alongside Cam4 in an effort to increase the diversity and acceptance of our niche within the industry and beyond. Their company accepts people of all sizes, shapes, races, and gender differences. That means a lot to us at BBW FanFest being a specialty niche show that prides itself on acceptance and love for all." said Kari Anthony, BBW FanFest Owner.

Some of the supersized stars confirmed to appear include Norma Stitz, Karla Lane, Sienna Hills, Julia Sands, Sofia Rose, Amazon Amanda and Lexxxi Luxe. For more information on the trade show, to purchase tickets, or to vote for your favorite BBW stars nominated for the BBW FanFest Awards please visit www.bbwfanfest.com .

 

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Meet Kiara Mia – Busty Latina Sexpot

Kiara Mia is a curvy Mexican-American beauty has only been in the adult business for five years but her fan base has grown rapidly thanks to her fearless sex scenes and natural ease on camera. The mainstream actress trained at the Lee Strasberg Institute and has worked as a model, actress and dancer since the age of twelve, bringing both passion and professionalism to each performance. She also shoots new content and updates her membership website (www.kiaramia.com) three times a week, putting her college degree in Graphic/Web Design to good use.

KIARA MIA SPICES UP SPRING AND HEADS INTO SUMMER WITH INCREDIBLE NEW PROJECTS

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Busty Latina starlet Kiara Mia, like spring, is in full bloom. The mainstream actress and adult performer is hitting her stride this year with several projects sure to raise her profile before the sizzling days of summer.

Mia is currently onscreen in the new Baby Bash video Dance All Night, Peter Jackson/Jadakiss’ Can’t Get Enough Video and Big Hunniits’ upcoming Play Your Role video; she’s shooting a racy calendar for sale later this year; she’s the current cover girl of Stack Models Magazine with a twelve-page layout, and currently can be seen in new releases such as Jules Jordan’s Oil Overload 8 and Jules Jordan’s Bra Busters 4 (which was directed by Chris Streams), Brazzers’ Getting a Hot Doc Off, Combat Zone’s Black Personal Trainers, Digital Sin’s Mama’s Got Big Boobies and Evil Angel’s Slutty and Sluttier.

Mia has also been out and about for important events recently as well, appearing at American Beauty Project LA, an exhibit and silent auction to benefit Keep A Breast Foundation and headlining the First Annual Let It Snow Experience for Black Ice Entertainment.

“I am so blessed and lucky to have such a crazy workload these days. I love it!” says Mia. “Every day is a new adventure and I hope that my fans are having as much fun on these adventures as I am.”

The classically trained actress and dancer has spent the last twenty-five years performing in movies, TV shows and commercials, and the last five in the adult industry. She’s been fortunate to be able to work in both mainstream and adult, and will continue to go where the spotlight takes her.

Whether it’s a super-hot sex scene, a music video dance sequence or an acting performance, Kiara Mia has got it covered. “I bring a great performance to any job and have a great time doing it. My fans should expect to see a lot more of me this year!”

For more information, check out http://www.kiaramia.com/. Kiara Mia’s website is exclusively designed and managed by The XXXfastpass Network (http://www.xxxfastpass.com).

Not South Park XXX Hits #1 as Most Requested Porn Video on XCritic

Not South Park XXX Hits #1 as Most Requested Porn Video on XCritic.com 

 

 

 The X-rated South Park porn parody movie Not South Park XXX continues to hold down the number one spot on the XCritic.com list of most popular despite it being one of the most offensive porn movies of all time. Then again, maybe that is why it is garnering attention. A somewhat safe-for-work movie trailer can be seen on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y9uBV7DEFcand will show exactly what the fun is all about.   

 

“I’m really happy to see that a movie like this is connecting with fans and selling as well as it has been the first couple of weeks.  This is blowing me away,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder of X-Play.  Wholesale DVD sales are being handled by Rob Plarksi of Pulse Distribution.

 

“Seriously, this was not the movie we predicted would become one of the year’s biggest blockbusters but that is exactly what is happening.”

 

Ryder has been throwing that claim behind the upcoming mega-budget classic parody Not the Wizard of Oz XXX which will hit stores in June but to see a spoof of the Comedy Central cartoon gone porno do so well is unexpected to say the least.

 

“We knew there were a lot of fans of the television show when we decided to create this parody but holy-hell this is turning out to be quite a ride,” stated co-producer Scott David. “One look at the movie trailer will convince you.”

 

Pulse Distribution has already sold out of the movie once, been restocked and running out again.   

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Why is this happening?  Not South Park XXX is turning heads and gaining sales because the porn movie is possibly the dirtiest most offensive f*#k-flick ever!  Kyle falls in love with a beautiful college co-ed but Cartman discovers she’s a porn star. Graphic sex amidst ethnic jokes, dim sexual wit, really offensive language and some of the greatest most perverted original sing-along-songs make this the funniest porn movie of the year.

 

“This is a very funny sex movie. But the songs are killing people.  What more could you ask for?” Ryder concluded. 

 

X-Play and their parody website www.sitcums.com  is clear to point out that this film is a parody! Comedy Central, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, MTV Networks, Tribune Entertainment, Rhino, Parker-Stone Studios their writers/producers, their assignees or anyone more talented than Will Ryder in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie. They didn’t make it.

 

The early reviews are extremely positive including Don Houston writing, “Not South Park XXX should be a big hit with comedy parody fans, the fusion of porn elements carried forth in a way that only the X-Play team could make happen… but it was the song parodies that scored a major hit, as in awards time here we come.” For his full review check out the XCritic review www.xcritic.com/review/39573/katie-summers-not-south-park-xxx

 

The movie trailer is free to watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y9uBV7DEFc  and if Not South Park XXX is soldout in your favorite store please ask your retailer to order it from X-Play/Pulse Distribution.  You will want to see this insane movie.   

 

 

Rick’s Goes Ring Side

RICK’S CABARET ENTERTAINERS TO BE “ROUND CARD GIRLS” AT MAY 15TH “BROADWAY BOXING” EVENT AT B.B. KING BLUES CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY

A trio of beautiful Rick’s Cabaret/New York entertainers will be “Round Card Girls” at the May 15th “Broadway Boxing” event at B.B. King Blues Club & Grill (237 West 42nd Street) in the heart of Times Square. The Official After-Party for the event will be held at Rick’s Cabaret/New York, 50 West 33rd Street between Fifth Avenue and Broadway, with free admission to anyone with a ticket stub for that evening’s Broadway Boxing event.

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The DiBella Entertainment Broadway Boxing event features an exciting eight bout card highlighted by the fast-rising, undefeated middleweight Lamar Russ (12-0, 7KO’s), fellow undefeated middleweight prospect Delen Parsley (10-0, 3KO’s) and heavyweight contender Tor Hamer (19-2, 12KO’s). These three bouts are scheduled for eight rounds, with five more contests on the action-packed card.

Between the rounds fans will be treated to a different sort of display of talent as the girls of Rick’s Cabaret wearing the latest in bikini fashions take to the ring as round card girls. “I’m thrilled to be a ring card girl,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Maya. “Broadway Boxing puts on terrific matches, and the after-party at Rick’s Cabaret will be so much fun, too!”

Tickets for the boxing event are priced at $125, $100, $75 and $55 for general admission. Tables are available for $1,000 per table (5 seats at $200 per seat), Ringside Tables for $500 a table (5 seats at $100) and $375 tables (5 seats at $75). Tickets are available for purchase by calling the DiBella Entertainment office at (212) 947-2577.

Rick’s Cabaret New York is well known for its beautiful showgirls, luxurious setting, gourmet restaurant, and warm hospitality. It is a favorite with businessmen, celebrities, tourists, and pro athletes.

“The boxing will be great, and the after party at Rick’s Cabaret will be the perfect way to top off an exciting evening,” said Ken Sistrunk, general manager of the three-story club that features 100 beautiful entertainers, private VIP suites, late night dining, and a roof-top smoking deck.

Sex Superbug Hits Hawaii

‘Sex Superbug’ Found In Hawaii, Is Immune To Antibiotics [source]

‘Sex superbug’ may sound like a cheesy teen sex comedy from the late 90s, but it’s no laughing matter. It’s in fact a drug-resistant strain of the STD gonorrhea that has people around the country worried.

It was reported last week that a drug-resistant strain of gonorrhea was found in two people in Hawaii. The finding led people to assume that it was the same ‘sex superbug’ that has been found to be immune to all forms of antibiotics. Fortunately, the Hawaiian Health Department says the case of gonorrhea it found is different from the ‘sex superbug’ strain found elsewhere.

Despite it being a different strain, the emerge of a gonorrhea that’s immune to medication should have people concerned. For years, the sexually transmitted disease was on the decline thanks to antibiotics and medication. The number of infections may rise, however, as the disease has evolved immunities to the medication used to treat it.

Peter Whiticir of the State Department of Health’s STD/AIDs Prevention Control branch confirmed that the the Hawaiian ‘sex superbug’ is, in fact, not the dreaded strain that’s completely immune to all drugs, but he does say that the current news helps remind people that these diseases are evolving.

“There is no multi-drug super resistant superbug yet in Hawaii or the United States. We don’t have the superbug in Hawaii that I repeat again, but I think it does raise people’s consciousness that gonorrhea is out there, there are new strains that are developing and evolving and we need to be aware of that and protect ourselves.”

Even if its not the dreaded ‘sex superbug,’ gonorrhea can still evolve to a point where it becomes one. As such, health officials fear that such a form of gonorrhea could be worse than AIDs. The Center for Disease Control has even asked Congress for $50 million in funding to research new treatment for gonorrhea infections just in case things go South.

Even if you have no intention of catching gonorrhea, it’s always advisable to use safe sex. You should also never be afraid to discuss STDs with any potential partner.

 

15 ways to make him say wow!

I found this the other day and I just had to LOL at it. [source]

Fifteen secret pleasure spots that are sure to make him say wow

Have you been wishing lately that your man had more mojo than no-no? More raging bull than bull that just sort of walks around really calm? You are not alone. If you and your boo have lost that sexy love monster that made you go bump in the night, then maybe you need to ramp up your foreplay from fore to eight.

What better way to reach his softer side than to awaken his most secret soft spots, those little-known erogenous zones you can’t even find in a biology book? Here is a list of your man’s all-time favorite secret pleasure spots guaranteed to drive him Mary-Todd-level crazy.

  1. The penis.
  2. The tip of the penis.
  3. The base of the penis.
  4. The middle of the penis.
  5. The right side of the penis.
  6. The left side of the penis.
  7. The northeastern side of the penis.
  8. The first third of the penis
  9. The second third of the penis.
  10. The third third of the penis.
  11. The starboard side of the penis.
  12. The bottom of the penis.
  13. The top of the penis.
  14. The area of the penis that’s like three inches from the tip on his right like a little bit below halfway down.
  15. The entire penis.