Oops! Army General busted with porn!

Our boys may go all around the world and fight for our country – hell they may die doing it or lose a limb or two, but they may not for any reason look at hot naked chicks while doing so. That’s right, the US Army has a ban on porn. Which sucks for the US Amry general who got busted with his on his laptop. How seriously can we ask our boys to go to Afghanistan and die for us, but not look at porn? How do you even justify some bullshit like that?  Go die for us but don’t let us catch you getting your dick hard.

Yeah we don’t want to risk pissing off those fuckers from the middle east that have no problem treating women like property and abusing them day in and day out.  That would just be the worst thing ever we could do. -rolls eyes- If there is anything we should be doing is bringing more porn into that country and sexually liberating those poor women. But that’s another story for another day perhaps.

 

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US Army general facing sexual misconduct charges had pornography on laptop, despite ban

Military

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — An expert in Afghan culture has testified that pornography found on the computer of a U.S. Army general then deployed to the Muslim country would be highly offensive to local residents.

Former Defense Intelligence Agency adviser Morwari Zafar testified Wednesday at a pre-trial hearing for Brig. Gen. Jeffery Sinclair. A court-martial for the former deputy commander of the 82nd Airborne is set to begin June 25 on charges that include forcible sodomy, indecent acts, violating orders and adultery.

Among the orders Sinclair is accused of violating is a prohibition against possessing pornography for U.S. troops in Afghanistan.

Lawyers for Sinclair want the charge dropped, arguing the porn ban violates First Amendment protections of free speech. The defense has not provided an explanation for how pornography got on Sinclair’s personal computer.