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CATCHING UP WITH KENDRA JADE

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Luke , Dom , Marie-do and I went to Jenna Jamesons Bday party at 40 duece. It was so much fun!!!!! You can see pix and vid on wireimage , Celebrities.com , and TMZ!! It was a good time, and I’m happy we were invited! Thanks and Happy Bday Jenna!

anyway ,I figured it was time to get to work on some of these questions cuz the inbox is getting pretty full!!! here’s a few ! 🙂

1.”Hey Kendra, I have a question for ya…What does the tat on your boys wrist say???I forget to tell ya all the time to give not only peanut but your pooch sabastian a big kiss for me…Do they get along?”

There are two, one on each wrist. One says “Hope ” and the other says “Faith”.And Sebastian and Peanut LOVE eachother like crazy…they make out all day long!!

2.”Are you finished with your dance shows? Did you feel weird going back? Did you have a full house?”

The shows were great. It was a little wierd going back , I guess. and yes, the shows were pretty packed …since I seem to only do them randomly no one ever knows if or when I’ll be back so they come out when they can !

3.”Who’s more high maintenance….You, or Lukas? LOL I’m thiking its about equal…lol “

DEFINITELY HIM !!! ( that is , as long as it’s only ME you’re asking – he may answer that one differently!)

4.”You and Lukas are soo hot together!! Any plans for a wedding in the future?!Also what made you umm…change your line of work?! “

Never know what the fture will bring…I changed my line of work because I was unhappy….

5.”you’re starting to plan your b-day party, aren’t you!! Exciting!! I didn’t do anything too different for my 30th, actually, I think I was working…LOL What kind of cake is your fave? Is it going to be at a club, or somewhere private, or just your place now? “

Yep…my bday is next week..I dont know what kind of surprises are in store .Im doing an appearance in Sacramento but I think we may have some kind of afterparty.Who knows?And I like ice cream cake. the kind with the crunchy stuff at the bottom.lol

6.”I have another one for your Q & A this week. I was lying in bed watching Rent (somewhat of a ritual) and it made me think of you since I know how much you love the movie…my fav too by the way!!

So this made me wonder, which character do you relate to most and why”

I love you for loving RENT!! It’s a ritual for me to see it every time I am in NYC.My favorite MiMi ever is Antonique Smith. She’s RAD and she has a myspace check her out!! And yes , I relate most to mimi….it’s my dream role!!

7.I have a question. What got you into dancing and how long have you been doing it. Is the drop dead sexy outfit from your show?

It’s somewhat normal for anyone in the adult business with a big name to feature dance.so I started when I was about 19.I love getting to dress up in sexy outfits and pretend to be some sexy chick that all the boys want..my alter-ego is fun!! ( Cuz deep down I’m just a total geek that walks around in sweatpants every day with my hair in a ponytail and no makeup!!)

8.”Why is it that you are so interactive with your fans and fellow myspace people. I think it’s great and i only ask because most people in your “status” so to speak are not like that. “

Because I love it , it’s who I am and what I am..and I love meeting and making friends with all of you !

9.”Do you guys lead the least bit of a normal life or is everything just utter chaos all the time??? Seems you’d always be busy with something. “

When we’re home , life is very normal. We cook dinner , play with the dogs , watch movies , play xbox , and RELAX. Life’s too short to be chaotic all the time. I just wanna enjoy it !

10.”Do you have anything you bought and regretted doing that, what and why”

yes. The entire closet full of clothes that I have with price tags still on it….I always buy clothes that I never wear.It’s such a waste…but on a brighter note , when I moved , I did donate TONS of stuff to the salvation army…so at least they are doing someone some good !

11.”What do you to cheer yourself up when you’re down?”

It depends on what I’m sad about. I usually write or listen to music.Or I just call a girlfriend and vent , maybe go grab some starbucks…but I swear the best cure for a bad mood is my puppy’s cute little face!

12.”since you are so busy with both of your lives do you ever get board and just start checking out the 8 million profiles on your friends list? It has got to be pretty entertaining”

Actually , yeah , I do ! Guilty as charged. And yes, it’s always pretty entertaining!!

13.”What question(s) do you hate being asked and why?

I hate being asked sexual questions, people assume that because I was once in the adult biz that I am some kind of sex connisuer.I’m not. I just played one on TV.

14.”Where do you see yourself or where would you like to be in 10 years time?”

Though I believe people should continue to change and evolve throughout their entire lives , I’d have to answer truthfully..Hopefully right where I am today.For the first time in my life , where I am is a really good place in every aspect .

15.Will we see anymore poetry from you anytime soon?

Unfortunately , probably not as they are all being put in my book, which wont be out for quite a bit!

16.”This is kinda okward but dont know anyone else that know alot about hair but i just wanted to see what u could tell me a bout split ends and what shampoo may help keep from gettin them?? “

I SWEAR BY Bed Head Self-Absorbed shampoo and Conditioner , and also any Kerastase products ! They are great for keeping your hait shiny and healthy , also a trim every 6 to 8 weeks keeps the dead ends away!

LETS GET TO KNOW TIFFANI DIGIVANNI

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Tiffani takes the ULTIMATE SEX TEST on her MySpace page.

Do you like it rough or sensual?: Extrenely Rough

Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Both, but I like guys more.

How often do you like to have sex?: As Often as Possible

Is sex a top priority for you?: Hell yes

Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: I love all positions, variety is good

How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Very Often

How do you feel about one night stands?: Agree

How many one night stands have you had?: Wow

What’s your favorite position?: Doggy

Where’s your favorite place to have sex?: Shower

Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: Fuck!!

Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Hell Yes

How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: I like to be wet before I have sex.

Do you get off first or do they?: I like them to get me off first!!!


Do you like kissing during sex?: Sure


Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Loud


Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud


Does size matter (for girlz– dicks/for guyz– boobs)?: Of course


How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 14


How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: About 6


What does your favorite fore-play include?: The Shocker Baby


Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: Yes


Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: Randoms

Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: I tried it, didn’t like it

When and where was your wildest sex ever?: I went to a bar one night and of course I wasn’t 21. I got caught with a fake I.D. so they sent me over to the cop. They were going to take me to jail. Then me and the cop started talking and hitting it off. We kind of drove around the building, the club. And we would end up having sex on the hood of his cop car. It was kinky as hell. Men in uniform? Aaaagh! It was hot. It was really hot.


What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy?: Don’t know


Have you ever done porn?: YES!!!


Have you ever have sex for money?: For a living.


Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: No.


Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Yes


During sex… what are you thinking about?: Fuck me Fuck me


Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Bottom


How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: As many as possible


Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: I always pleasure my partner


Could you live without sex?: Hell No


How often do you find sex boring?: Not often


How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: Depends on the guy


Do you like to perform oral sex?: Yes


Do you like to recieve oral sex?: Oh yea


Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: Oh yea


Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 3-somes


Have you ever had interracial sex?: Yes


Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: Yes

Have you ever had sex while at work?: lol yes


Have you ever had sex while at school?: no


What is something that you would never consider doing?: I don’t prefer anal.


Have you ever had sex on drugs?: no


Would you ever have sex in public?: yes


What’s your biggest turn on?: A man in uniform


Do you spit or swallow?: Both


How many times have you gotten off in one night?: like 4


Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: lol yea


Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: no


Have you ever had sex with your best friend’s b/f or g/f?: no


Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Yes


What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever done it?: On the hood of a cop car.


What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: like 10 years


Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Above and Beyond


Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: Hell Yes


What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: I’ve had one male talent that I’ve disliked and that really makes the job hard. He was nasty. He wasn’t circumcised which is just gross. He made it hard for me. He was very, very hairy. He was like a big gorilla. He was sweating drops of sweat on me and it was gross. And he had crooked teeth.


How old is “too young” to have sex your in opinion?: Well I had sex at 14.


Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Completely Naked!!!


Have you ever done it at your grandparent’s?: Yes


Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: No

What’s the most public place that you can think of that you’ve had sex at?: On the hood of a cop car.

Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: On the hood

Do you were protection as often as you should?: Oops lol

Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: No

If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: No

Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: Older

What’s the perfect size? (for girlz– inches in dicks/for guyz– cup size)?: Doesn’t matter, not too small.

Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: No

Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: Kinda

Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Actually the cop was the best sex I ever had- he wasn’t huge. He had an average size dick. But I think it was the uniform. He was married and he worked the graveyard. He used to come to my house at night in his cop car and uniform and handcuffs. It was the whole deal that he was married with a wife at home and I was his mistress. It was hot. But I broke it off. But that was my greatest sex.

AN INTERVIEW WITH CRAVEN MOOREHEAD…BY SOMEONE ELSE!

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INTERVIEW BY CINDI LOFTUS AND CAN BE SEEN IN THE ORIGINAL FORM BY CLICKING THE “HERE” BUTTON RIGHT HERE

X: How did the project evolve with Verotik, Danzig and you making a movie?C: I had met Glenn at a concert 5 or 6 years ago and we stayed friends the entire time. He had seen some of my work that I shot for Peter (North) and one day asked me if I would be interested in shooting. It was exciting because I was always a Danzig fan.

X: Isn’t it a taboo to have blood in a X-rated movie?
C: I kinda thought so, and I said can we really put this out? And Glenn is like “Fuck it, if we can’t, we’ll sell it on the website.” I know there has been blood like vampires and stuff.

X: Did you have any problems with the necrophilia?
C: The way we pulled that off in the first scene is that she is supposedly dead but she comes to life. So it portrays the entire scene that she is dead, but she’s a Zombie.

X: I think Brittney did a great job in this movie. I think she is underrated as an actress because I think she is really, really good.
C: I think she is really good in it. I haven’t seen a lot of her stuff.

X: She did play a dead person so well. I really wanted to ask her about that. Maybe she practiced? But she never called me back to do an interview, bad, bad Zombie Brittney. How many cuts did you have to do when she had to itch or breathe or something?
C: There were a few. I remember half way through she started moaning because she was liking it. And I said what are you doing? Your dead! She’s like “Fuck I wanna cum, I’m so close.” So I said we are going to take five minutes, you fuck her and make her cum and then we will go back to shooting my movie. So they fucked her a little bit, made her cum and then I was like now let’s go, shut up, be dead, ACTION!

X: That’s hysterical! Why did you pick Brittney to play Grub Girl?
C: Out of the entire business she was the one who best fit the image in the comic book, as far as body shape, big tits, and height. Glenn went through almost every single movie, AVN (mag), website to pick the girl that looked the most like the grub girl. So Glenn actually picked her. And she did a great job.

X: What was the funniest thing that happened while filming?
C: Would have to be with Buster Good. I called him up and said we are shooting a movie with Glenn and we need a blowjob. So he shows up and I tell him he is getting his dick bit off and he’s like huh? So they put this fake dick over him and then they put this stomach thing on him, this layered latex thing and then they fill it with guts and chicken livers and pig intestines and everything. I remember them stuffing it.

X: Uck. I’m gagging.
C: It had to look authentic. So some of this is dropping out and he looks at me and says what is all this stuff, and I told him and he starts turning blue and shaking and says “WHAT? I thought I came here for a blow job.” I said “Well you are getting your dick sucked a little bit, don’t worry.”

X: Yeah, for a little bit, he didn’t get to come or anything.
C: yeah, you don’t get to cum and we are going to strap chicken guts to you. We ruined his pants but he was a good sport. That was probably the funniest thing.

X: Brittney was putting it in her mouth. Oh my God, it was raw meat?
C: She bit right into the raw chicken liver. She really got into it. Way beyond the call of duty on that one.

X: So she was putting those raw chicken livers in her mouth?
C: And ripping them, yep. That was all real stuff, raw hamburger, and fake blood.

X:Ugh. You know she will eat anything.
C: She said it was one of the coolest movies she’s ever shot.

 

 

AN AWESOME INTERVIEW WITH THE LATE HUNTER THOMPSON

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Who said the dead can’t speak?

FROM THE COLLEGE CRIER

Many of you would equate Hunter Thompson with chemical-induced misadventure as outlined in his most famous work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, or the film of the same name starring Johnny Depp. But his most valid claim to fame is as a sportswriter, novelist, and above all, a political journalist. His recent book, Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness- Modern History from the Sports Desk is the unedited compellation of his ESPN sports column. It chronicles the Bush presidency since the election and as it runs its course “on the downhill, hell bound train.”

In his Fear and Loathing books, his words evoke a generation, he appears as a kind of Hemingway of the 70’s: “You could strike sparks anywhere, there was a fantastic universal sense that what we were doing was right. That we were winning…” Times have changed, and we are now in a century saturated with oil, lies, terrorism, the Bush Chaney war machine, and the epidemic of voter apathy. Now his words carry a grim yet prophetic tone.

JLH: After a recent round of censorship, a staffer at a certain major media outlet was quoted saying “Hunter can go too far at times.”

HST: Too far, that’s what it’s about. If you never go too far, you never have a real sense of adventure. What’s too far? It’s a matter of taste; I believe that’s right, a matter of personal choice. I’m a very down-to-earth person, a neighborhood pillar of strength. I’ve lived in the same house for 30 years, so I’m not really as weird as you may have heard. I am a journalist.

JLH: As a writer, what is it that draws you to a subject?

HST: I approach stories that interest me for reasons just beyond simple journalism. Well, this presidential election is one. The presidential election is pretty much going to be a life or death matter for the next generation.

This Bush Cheney machine in the Whitehouse is the most dangerous situation I ever seen in the country. This country is in worse shape today than I have seen it in, and so fast down the same path… if Nixon was running against George Bush. I’d vote for Nixon. Yeah… I never thought I’d say that. Now tell me, who are you going to vote for?

JLH: I’m leaning more towards Kerry; he seems to be the lesser of the two evils.

HST: Well, in this case he’s a lot lesser. I’m gunna vote for Kerry and I worry- I constantly bitch at him for not being more aggressive and simply more fun. No doubt in my mind that Kerry would be a good president, extremely different from Bush. The main thing to understand is that Bush is not some sort of likable cowboy, some aww shucks person who is a man of good will. Compassionate Conservative. NO, he’s a front man for a gigantic combine of religious zealots and oil billionaires, and voting against Bush will stop this whole encroaching glacier or iceberg… meanwhile the machine keeps going. People are just getting poorer- loosing more jobs, more health insurance, more pension funds. Bush has destroyed the economy in the country, but he has not destroyed the economy of Halliburton, the oil company that Dick Cheney was president of before he became the Vice President of the US. Yeah, anyway it’s a matter of personality.

JLH: What would you consider the foulest lie on the campaign trail of 2004?

HST: Well, the foulest lie I believe is the one that says Bush has been a successful president and should be re-elected. That’s absolutely 180 degrees false. He has been a disaster for a president, for the country. He’s been a good boy for Halliburton and the oil industry, that’s what he does, that’s where he grew up. He grew up in the petroleum clubs of Houston, which is a huge power center of world evil. But he’s not god for the country… they come in and steal a trillion dollars from the national treasury in the name of war on the rest of the world.

The lie is the really that Bush and Cheney don’t deserve to be fired and put in jail, they do. And why he would run for president is and be re- elected is almost beyond my ability to comprehend it. The question now is not whether George Bush is a Nazi or whether John Kerry bled real blood in Vietnam or lied. That’s all bullshit; it’s an election year. The question now is whether the American people, the voters want it that way. Do we want a democracy? Do we approve of having a failed creature of the oil industry in charge of the country for another four years?

The first time I saw George Bush, he came into my hotel room in Houston, and passed out in the bathtub. How’s that for a story. He was drunk. He was not invited, he came into the room with some friend of his who was invited and he disappeared, and the next time I saw him he was passed out in the bathtub, he had vomited on his seersucker suit- that’s a good image. I’ve done worse things under a variety of substances, including drink. But to me that’s the most interesting thing he’s done as a human being- wait a minute, did I say that out loud?

JLH: What do you feel would happen if Bush does get re-elected?

HST: Well, the more of the same that’s happening now, this country has gone from a prosperous nation at peace and now four years later we’re a broken nation at war, that’s a huge turnaround. It’s the effects of a failing economy- although the war making machine- Christ, that’s doing better than ever, corporate profits for companies that make airplanes, security devices, and machine guns. Their profits are up 200 percent over the year before.

Looking ahead I don’t think he’s going to win, but if he does get re-elected, all the directions they’ve gone in, all the environmental directions… one of them is putting oil rigs all over Colorado now- giving away all the national parks to mining companies and they’re doing that- putting oil derricks and pipelines everywhere. It’s sucking the energy out of the Earth. It’ll run out in about in about 37 years, according the scientists that measure stuff like that. This might be the last gasoline available maybe ever. We’re running out of jobs, all of the premier airlines are filing for bankruptcy because of the price of fuel.

I think this country is heading into the Dark Ages. I believe George Bush will be seen as the Adolph Hitler of his time. And Dick Cheney will be seen as having committed war crimes worse than Hitler, and they will be put on trial and judged; they’re such religious freaks. What kind of maniac will declare war on the rest of the world? And turn the country into what nazi Germany was…

He’s not a monster; he’s just a nerd… like a drunken kid. He’s not running the country anyway, Dick Cheney is running it…

JLH: Sadly, voter apathy is prevalent among college students today.

HST: I’ve worried about the youth vote for so long. You live in a country and bad things are happening to it, and therefore to you, and you have a chance. This will be the last chance for another four years to kick the bastard out of the Whitehouse, to fire him, and not to vote I think is criminal, it’s stupid, criminally stupid. It’s the last time this oil machine is gunna be stopped in this lifetime.

Apathy is what got us George Bush. Too complicated, too crooked, politics is a vicious business when you’re running for president. The most powerful job on earth- maybe not for long, but right now, and people will kill, that’s what they do in politics. You eliminate people and our chance is now. I’ve been in politics, writing about it and being in it for forty years and I don’t have any cure for what- it’s like having the Hell’s Angles move in and having to kick them out. And this is our chance. Apathy is just stupid. It’s self-destructive.

I’ve always viewed election day as fun, always with a kind of action, pretty girls, getting laid, just fun. The thing to do this year is to get a date right now for Election Day. Bring a date. You have to make politics fun if you’re going to run for office. It has to be fun for people or you’re not going to get elected. It can only be a job for so long… there needs to be some fun in this campaign. Naked voting- yeah, I don’t think there are laws against voting naked- while you’re with a date, yeah, that’s sounds pretty good, or you don’t have to get naked to vote, get naked afterwards, wear an overcoat or a raincoat to vote… I don’t know what the hell I’m saying.. All this talk about politics is getting me excited!

REALITY PLAY

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For this San Marcos sex-doll maker, it’s about quality

by Paul Hormick, San Diego City Beat

Eric Schlosser, in his recent book Reefer Madness, claims San Diego is one of America’s finest cities for producing pornography. Whatever it may be—softcore, hardcore, fetish porn, gay porn—it’s made here, and made here in spades. Maybe it’s the sun or the large military presence; whatever the reason, San Diego has some sort of erotic vibe that goes past what you might find in the rest of the country. And maybe that’s why RealDoll, the 21st-century version of the blow-up doll, or what’s called a sex doll, makes its home here.

I recently toured RealDoll’s headquarters and factory, an exceptionally nondescript building in San Marcos with no sign—not even a decal on a window—that might clue you in to what the company is or what is manufactured within. In the front office, Shelly Couture, a tall, friendly blonde with pretty blue eyes, greets me as my guide. She’s the spokesperson for the company, and before advancing past the front office, she photocopies my driver’s license.

I ask about photocopying visitors’ licenses and their low-profile, Cheney-esque undisclosed location. Is it because they’re afraid that someone on a moral crusade might vandalize their business? Couture assures me that the security is for proprietary reasons. “There are all sorts of people in Japan and China who are trying to steal what we do,” she says.

We walk back to a small room. If Madame Tussauds had an X-rated section, it would look something like this. Three dolls are in various stages of undress in Frederick’s of Hollywood-style lingerie. The fourth doll hangs from a metal stand and is dressed in jeans and a halter. The other dolls look normally proportioned, but the one in jeans has breasts the size of the Louisiana Purchase. She also has the large eyes and other features characteristic of anime, the Japanese style of cartoon and animation.

“See, she’s fully articulated,” says Couture, as she moves the doll’s arm up and down. I grab the arm to see for myself. The feeling is somewhat like flesh, albeit cool. Although the doll has a metal frame, there is no feeling of bone, the firmness that people have around their wrists and shoulders. Squeezing the arm is like squeezing silicon rubber, which makes sense because, well, that’s what the dolls are made of. I move the arm, and it does indeed move in a fashion of a real human arm.

“Of course, we recommend warming the dolls before use. We suggest using a heated blanket. And to warm things up down there,” Couture says, gesturing toward the doll’s crotch, “we suggest a warm-water douche.”

The dolls aren’t made like mannequins, with the limbs and head added to a torso. Instead, the dolls come from a single pouring of silicon rubber over a steel “skeleton,” the skullcap and face being the only main features of the doll added later. They therefore have no seams or breaks at the joints; the rubber remains smooth, like real skin.

On display above the anime doll is a row of doll faces, all of them with an expression of blank wonder. With their jaws lowered and mouths open in an “O,” it’s as if they’re a chorus ready to sing the first line to “Oklahoma.” The RealDoll website claims that the orifices are designed to produce suction, the mouth giving the most suction of all, when used.

“The dolls come with 16 faces and 10 body types, with skin tone going from my complexion,” Couture says, pointing to the fair skin under her blonde locks, “to African-American. We’re the only manufacturer with this kind of variety. There are other manufacturers of dolls like these, but each company will only manufacture one kind of doll.”

After choosing the features and body type, customers sometimes ask for additional customization. “We can add permanent makeup, if you like,” says Couture. “But a lot of people like to do that for themselves. It’s part of the process.”

One customization possibility is making the dolls to resemble famous humans or a person—such as a girlfriend or wife—a customer knows. “Of course, we cannot make an exact replica, for legal reasons.” Couture says. “If it’s someone that the customer knows, we get permission from that person or that person’s estate.” She then lists some names of pinup and porn stars that have been requested to be made into dolls.

Although I have a hard time thinking of the subject coming up in dinner conversation, Couture says most of the marketing of RealDoll is by word-of-mouth. “Our market is mostly 35- to 65-year-old men with disposable incomes. One customer has bought every [type of] doll we make.”

But it’s not only men who buy the dolls. Some couples have bought dolls, and some women have bought them for their husbands and boyfriends. “One woman came to us with her tax return and, knowing that she was going to be away for a long time, bought one for her husband so he wouldn’t be fooling around on her.” She adds that the dolls can be used for more than sexual gratification. “You can cuddle up next to it instead of a body pillow. It becomes part of a lifestyle.

“Some of the men who have bought our dolls are, well, vertically challenged,” Couture says, “It’s hard enough being a man in this world, but just think how hard it is for a short man.” Other customers have been burn victims or others who have become disfigured.

The dolls are sold all over the world, half of which are sold here in the U.S. The other major markets are Japan, the U.K. and Germany.

Couture walks me down to the lower floor of the building where the dolls are made. At the landing, immediately to my left, is a line of dolls suspended from a moving rack, like what you might see in a slaughterhouse. The dolls are headless, but the torsos look real enough to make the view a little disconcerting. The variations of the doll torsos take them from 5-foot-1 to 5-foot-10 and from 62 to 115 pounds. The cup sizes for the breasts on the dolls range from A to triple F.

RealDoll started with Matt McMullen, a sculptor by trade. He wanted realistic human figures that could hold a pose. All of the torsos start out as clay sculptures made by McMullen. After he sculpts a doll, a mold is formed around the clay figure. When the mold is separated from the figure, the original artwork is destroyed in the process. In one section of the production floor, the molds lay open, some of them holding the metal “skeletons” in them. When the dolls are first taken out of the molds, the silicon rubber is still pliable and a little sticky. “This is when we affix the pubic hair,” Couture says, “when the hair will naturally affix itself to the body.” Small tufts of synthetic hair lie between the legs of the dolls farther down the line. For the dolls’ heads, wigs of synthetic hair are attached.

Couture walks me over to a corner of the room to a shelf holding the only other body parts added to the dolls. Rows of silicon teeth, tongues and labia lay in front of me. Couture tells me that there are several different labia, but I don’t examine them closely enough to notice. I pick up one, and it feels sort of like a gummy bear.

Every bit of a RealDoll is made at this San Marcos facility, and there are no plans to move production to Mexico or China. Couture believes the quality of the dolls would suffer if they moved production offshore. “We are the Rolls Royce of this industry,” she says. “It’s not all about the buck. If the quality goes out, I’m gone.”

She’s fairly emphatic when she says this, adding that RealDoll is recognized for its quality and is a member of the Better Business Bureau.

It takes about 90 hours of labor to make a doll, and the factory turns out about one doll a day. Of course, if you’re buying a Rolls Royce, they don’t come cheap. The dolls sell for $6,499. Any additional customization costs more. As their website will tell you, you can’t get a RealDoll at any retail outlet, even some of your finer adult bookstores. They are sold directly from RealDoll from online orders. In addition to the 13-page care guide, RealDoll provides after-sales support for things like minor repairs to the silicon rubber.

Customers also get an accessories kit that includes antibacterial soap.

TORY LANE INTERVIEW

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Got a call from Tory Lane, she’s in Sacramento for a feature dance gig!!!

Tory Lane: Hey what’s up!!!

Lukeford: Looking at pics of your day on the JM Productions shoot, Violation of Tory Lane!

Tory Lane: Ya, that was intense, I shot that yesterday, what a mindfuck! It was awesome! 

Lukeford: A memorable day?

Tory Lane: One of many

Lukeford: Name me another!

Tory Lane: The day I worked for Aurora Snow (Dirty Dykes from Defiance Films), I shot a lesbo scene with Vanessa Lane. The scene just started to build momemtum before the cameras started. We shot it in a bathroom and we just lost control and tore the bathroom and each other up. That was hot, and totally perverse!

Lukeford: That’s great, I was actually referring to your Craigs List posting as being available for Escorting, any memorable moments there?

Tory Lane: I have never been an escort and I don’t plan on it! I know a lot of the girls do, and I have no problem with that, but it’s not for me. I make enough money shooting scenes and now dancing, so I’m good.

Lukeford: Wow, what a disappointment!! Did you know about this Craigs List post claiming to be you?

Tory Lane: Fuck ya, I even called it! Some chick from Russia answsered and I’m like ‘This is the REAL Tory lane and you’re using my photos saying you’re me’, and she’s like ‘I buy photos so I use legally, go away’.

Lukeford: So what are you gonna do about it?

Tory Lane: There’s nothing I can do. I called the woman and she basically told me ‘oh well, pound sand’. I guess if someone calls the ‘ho and thinks they’re going to see me, they’ll be in for a huge surprise.

(at this point Tory is getting heated, you can hear her anger through the phone)

Lukeford: Safe to say you’re pissed?

Tory Lane: Pissed? Fuck ya, this piece of shit is using MY PHOTOS to try and make a quick buck! I have no problem making movies and studios using me to promote themselves, that’s what I get paid to do. But for this nobody to use my pictures and PRETEND to be me, fuck that!!

Lukeford: Vent baby, vent!

Tory Lane: Plus I just found out someones doinbg the same thing with Myspace. Now that I have an official website (www.torylane.com) and it’s doing really well, I want to reach more people, so I was going to create a Myspace account and I found out someone already has it, same thing, using my name, my pictures and pretending to be me. 

Lukeford: I know, look at Taylor Rain, she has like 4 Myspace accounts but only one of them is actually her. www.myspace.com/clubtmfr

Tory Lane: Ya, I know!! I’m going to create a Myspace of my own, and people will know it’s me because I’ll use MY real email address tory@torylane.com and my website www.torylane.com. That’s the only official way to reach me!

Lukeford: You seem to be all business now, you’re over that personal drama from a few months ago!

Tory Lane: Absolutely. All business. The past is there, in the past! I’m back with Derek at LA Direct, I’m working all the time now and Derek’s getting me great bookings! Plus I started feature dancing and now I have my official website. Next I plan on directing. I met with Keith and Anthony from Defiance Films and we’re working on a multi picture directing deal. I’ve shot with them a lot, and I’ve learned a lot watching Mike Adams (Vincent Voss) shoot, I hope to have him as my camera guy in the beginning so he can help me! I’m not going into this blind. I want to be a real hands on director and to do that I need to learn from the people who have been doing it for years and Mike is the one I know the best!

Lukeford: You’re really passionate about this!

Tory Lane:Ya, I can’t wait. I have so many ideas. They have a good lineup of directors, Mike, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Missy Monroe and Tyler Durden is gonna shoot for them now too. So I’m happy to get the opportunity.

Lukeford: You happy to be back with Derek.

Tory Lane: Yes, Derek is great. I made some mistakes and when I was ready to go back, Derek took me back and it was all good. He’s very professional and it was like I never left. I’m grateful!

Lukeford: How’s your dancing

Tory Lane: I’m having fun, it’s great! I get to meet people, my fans! I sign a ton of autographs, sell my movies, take pictures, it’s really cool!

Lukeford: And you’re happy with your website?

Tory Lane:Totally, I’m having a great time. I update it a lot. I’m shooting a ton of content for it, photo and video. I have a laptop with me so I answer all my fan mail! I’m psyched.

to be continued……… 

INTERVIEW WITH MASON DIXON

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CELEBRATE THE END OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH WITH OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GHETTO-FABULOUS DIRECTOR MASON DIXON FROM THE ZERO TOLERANCE SIDEKICK BLACK ICE PICTURES

MASON DIXON IS STRAIGHT-UP A DIM-WIT, IS NO STRANGER TO OUR PENAL SYSTEM AND ALWAYS CARRIES A GUN TO THE LIQUOR STORE…

BASICALLY OUR KIND OF GUY!

PART ONE

FAYNER Hey dawg, is this a bad time to talk?

DIXON You mean to conversate? Naw, it’s cool.

FAYNER What’cha doing? Smoking crack?

DIXON Naw, just drinkin’, you know what I’m saying? I had my bitch over at my crib, you know what I’m saying? We made plans to watch What’s Happenin’? together, but my moms calls me up, got attacked by some pit bulls or some shit outside of her church, so I tells my bitch she gots to go! and I went down to the store to get me some malt liquor, you know what I’m saying? The Asian clerk was all trippin’ out ‘cause I got no loot and had to stick my piece in his face so he knows who he’s fucking with, you know what I’m saying?

FAYNER Are you saying you use a gun as currency? And if so, is this a good thing, a virtuous path that should be emulated? And I only ask ‘cause I know you’ve done some time for your crimes, and I’d hate to see some smart black kid ruin his life trying to be like you.

DIXON Violence is my reality, you know what I’m saying? And the fools on the street know not to step to me ‘cause I’m a bad motherfucker. I did my time on a murder rap.

FAYNER You actually killed someone?

DIXON Yeah, you know what I’m saying? But it ain’t that bad. The guy was already shot before I got there. I’m pretty sure he was already dead, and I was just showing off for my homies by pulling out my gun and shooting him.

FAYNER How did you get caught?

DIXON I forgot to get rid of the gun, and the cops matched it to the bullets in the sucka’s chest.

FAYNER I guess a gangsta gots to do what a gangsta gots to do, right? Shit. And I am feeling you, dawg, I am, and I respect the grittiness in your need to be real, but I feel that you – and a hearty portion of black men in America – spread to the young brothas the belief that if you want something you don’t need to work for it as long as you got a gun, and that being known on the block and dressing fly and inciting fear is more valuable than an education. I mean, with this being Black History Month, do you feel as though you’re a good role model to the bright-eyed young bloods in need of direction?

DIXON Fuck that, you know what I’m saying? I don’t hardly think about helping out other blacks anyway, not as much as I do about getting even with white people. I don’t understand why more blacks don’t look to whitey for what they want, I mean it’s only fair that we even out the playing field, you know what I’m saying?

FAYNER I think I do. Are you saying that you’re really fucking stupid?

DIXON Hey, I ain’t book smart, you won’t catch me reading People Magazine or some literary shit like that, but I’m street smart, you know what I’m saying?

FAYNER Street Smart?? Didn’t you just say you shot a dead guy and went to jail for it because you kept the gun and got caught with it? God damn! Whatever, just tell me about your new job shooting porno.

DIXON Yeah, it’s my new vocation. When you’re behind bars you find yourself thinking about pussy. All the time. And when I got out I had plans to continue with my music, but after I went through all the trouble stealing a great old song and laying my rhymes over it I found out that Tone Loc pinched the exact same song like 20 years ago and rapped over it about some whore.

MISSY MONROE INTERVIEW PART 2:

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TMFR WRITES:

Sorry about taking so long!!! Been keepin busy! Anyways, part two here it comes!!!!

TR: Have you ever fucked a celebrity, athelete or a musician (a rockstar)?

MM: Does Leonardo De Caprio’s brother count??

TR: No! His brother actually uses his name to just get his dick wet and to get free drugs!! I speak the truth dawg!!!

TR: Next question! Whos your favorite COCK???

MM: STEVE HOLMES!!! I love his cock! He is such a great fuck!!!

TR: Whats your favorite postion?

MM: Missionary!!!

TR: Whos your favorite director to work for and dont say me?

MM: Jerry Tanner is my favorite director! He is now working for HUSTLER and VCA!!!

TR: What was your best scene ever????

MM: For Red Light District, Gangbang #3!!!

TR: How many dudes?

MM: 12 guys all anal!!!!!

TR: SWEET! How many gangbangs have you done so far in your career???

MM: 6 or so!!! Last week I did a orgy with 10 girls and 6 guys!!!

TR: Narly!!! Do you remember your first ANAL???

MM: It was with my boyfriend and he was fucking me in my pussy and then before he cum he shoved it in my ass and cum inside my ass!

TR: WHAT A DICK! Naudia Nyce told me the same story. Proably happened to me. Im just to high to remember! I have no long term memory!!!

TR: Next question, When did you POP your cherry?

MM: I was 12 years old. He was my neighbor and also my fuck buddy until I was 15 years old!

TR: Would you ever fuck a midget?

MM: I blew a midget twice. Two different movies!!!

TR: Would you ever fuck a TRANNY?

MM: Thats too weird!!! I would have nightmares for life. Plus I heard its bad for your career!!! Also, they carry a lot of STDS!

TR: I AGREE WITH YOU TRANNYS SUCK!!! Do you escort? Ever been offered or tempted??

MM: NO but I have been offered!

TR: Do you SPIT or SWALLOW?

MM: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO????

TR: THATS A GOOD HOOKER!!!!

TR: How many scenes do you think youve done so far?

MM: About 225!

TR: How many times have you changed your hair color? and why?

MM: I’ve changed my hair a lot! Guy like it!!!

TR: You just directed Big Tit Whores? Was this your first directing gig?

MM: Yes! It was so much fun!!!

TR: Tell me how did you get to be a director and how did you come up with the idea???

MM: I brought the idea to keith and told him I wanted to direct and he gave me a chance!!! I came up with the idea because I have natural Ds and I know lots of hot hookers with great tits!

TR: HOLLER 420!!! Tell me about working as a director compared to a performer?

MM: Its a lot more stressful than people think!

TR: I just get HIGH and have people take care of all the BULLSHIT! I have Nate Dawg and Jason Silver take care of all the BULLSHIT! The worst is when hookers flake! DAMN THEM!!!

TR: LAST QUESTI0N!!! What about your dance career? How is that going?

MM: I have six big shows coming up! All over the place!

TR: Well Good Luck! And I am defintely booking you for my next movie! “THE HOE C“! It will be in H.B. on PCH in a ballin massion!! HOLLER! More details soon!!!!

MM: THANK YOU TAYLOR! THAT WAS EASY AND FUN! COME BY AND SMOKE BOWLS. WE LIVE A MILE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER! DUH!

TR: Holler! I will hit you up dawg!!!!

(will be posting tomorrow Missy Monroe dancing schedule)

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER, AND EDITOR

MISSY MONROE INTERVIEW!!!!

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TMFR WRITES:

Interview with Missy:

TR: First question!!!!

MM: Geting nervous!!!

TR: Don’t be!How big are those real tits???

MM: 34DD

TR: Do you get a lot of attention because of your tits?

MM: DUH!!!!!!

TR: Do they hurt when they flop during sex?

MM: Not really. Only when they get slapped!!! I just did Slap Happy for Extreme and they are still sore and bruised.

TR: Oh I did Slap Happy back in the day! That shit sucked!

MM: Whatever it pays my bills!!!

TR: Who did you sign for at AVN this year?

MM: JM Productions. It was cool! Ashley Blue is a funny girl and fun to work with!

TR: Thats cool! You’re known for squirting, be fuckin real, isn’t that piss???

MM: First scene I did I squirted!!! I didnt really know what happened. I actually started crying cuz I didnt know what happened! After work I went home and called my mom and told her what happened. She said ” I squirt too! Its all good! Its totally natural!”

TR: Thats funny! You can just call your mom like that?

MM: Fuck ya!

TR: SWEET! What was your first movie in the biz?

MM: “Filthy First Timers 34”

TR: How long have you been in porn?

MM: Three years!

TR: What jobs did you have before porn?

MM: Subway, KFC, JC Pennys, Pizza places, etc……

TR: SWEET! You were in “Spunk in the Trunk“, How did you like working for me?

MM: It was easy, fun and I was really stoned on set! I squirted a lot too!!!! Remember I was your “ON TIME HOOKER”!

TR: OH YA! Thank you by the way!

MM: No problem!!

TR: Do you like ANAL sex better on or off camera?

MM: I JUST LIKE ANAL SEX!!! (said it with pride) Last week I just did a 6 guy gangbang with Jasmine Bryn! For Acid Rain!

TR: Do you like DP’s?

MM: I like them better than anal scenes!!

TR: Why because you get more cheese?

MM: No! MORE COCK!!!!

TR: Thats a good hooker! Next question! Who did you do your first DP with?

MM: It was with four guys! I was suppose to just do anal but I ended up doing two dicks at the same time. “No cum dodging allowed #3” for Mike Jon!

TR: Did you ever have sex with Scott Fayner for coke or press or just for the hell of it?

MM: NO WAY! Maybe if I was really fucked up!!!

TR: Do you like black dudes?

MM: Yes I do interacial! I have no problem with black dudes!!!

TR: Off camera have you fucked a black guy?

MM: Like twice!!! I had a black boyfriend when I was 16! I brought him to my 16th party and moms boyfriend left because he was racist!!!! 

TR: My dad would too! My father hates black guys!!! Thats why I dont do interacial!

TR: How did you get in the industry?

MM: Dancing at Cheetahs in Vegas and then they changed the laws. You had to be 21 or older to dance! Looked in the paper and seen NUDE PHOTOS FOR CASH! And gave them a call!

TR: What agents have you been with so far?

MM: Model gig, Cherry Modeling and Direct Models. I really just got a lot of work by myself. I never really needed a agent. I just got sick of the phone calls and extra work!!!

TR: Any warrants out for your arrest?

MM: No warrants but I just got a ticket for turning on a red light!

TR: Who are your enemies? Who do you hate in this business?

MM: I dont have any enemies and I dont hate anyone!!!! Im just a POTHEAD!!!

TR: WOW!! I have tons of enemies in this biz But I am trying not to hate anyone. Its bad for your health!!! 

TR: Any company owners or directors try to fuck you?

MM: Ya, VINCE VOUYER!

TR: You and every other girl!!! Did you ever sleep with Tim Connelly???

MM: No we are just friends that hang out!!!

TR: DO YOU SMOKE WEED?

MM: NO! NEVER! NOT ME! YES!!!

TR: Do you do any other drugs?

MM: Pills!!!!! Somas are my favorite!!!!

(more to come)

TMFR

OWNER, WRITER AND EDITOR

COMING UP! SPENDING BLACK HISTORY MONTH WITH NEW HOTSHOT BLACK ICE DIRECTOR MASON DIXON

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Fayner Posts: Was out shopping for grape soda yesterday, a black dude approached me. The old sheltered Newton, Massachusetts Fayner would have been scared, but the new Hollywood Fayner simply just turned to the man and handed over his wallet.

No, just kidding.

Mason Dixon ain’t no flavor of the week director; articulate and suave, this Nubian God has what it takes to catapult himself and Black Ice into the almighty charts of popular pornography. Plus, he has nice shoes.

I mean, kicks. He has nice kicks. That’s how the homies say it, right?

Stay tuned for the complete interview I conducted with Mason Dixon during his friend’s holdup of the store we were in.

It’s shocking!

It’s historical!

It’s a black man talking to a white man while the white man has no clue what the black man is saying!