A MOMENT WITH NADIA STYLES

Fayner Posts: My iphone rang today. It was Nadia Styles.

My penis began growing at a fierce pace.

Nadia was returning my iphone call from last week when I invited her to TR’s surprize birthday.

“I just got back from backpacking in Argentina,” she tells me.

“By yourself?”

“Yeah, just me. But I met a bunch of people there.”

“With a mouth as skilled as yours I bet you’ve now on the fucking Argentina flag!”

“Oh my God, that’s like the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all week!”

“It’s only Tuesday, but sure, I’ll take it. Does that mean you owe me another blowjob?”

“I hope so.”

“Awesome. Dinner this week at our place. We’ll sneak into my cave and have a quickie before dessert!”

“A quickie?!”

“Come on, girl, this has been like 5 years in the making. We almost got there in Vegas a few years ago, anbd if it wasn’t for my horrible cokedick I’d be able to maybe please you for a moment…but the first one is all about me, okay?”

“Whatever. Sounds good to me.”

“Are you doing scenes again?”

“Yeah, I am! I need to get fucking laid, you know?”

“Yes, I do.”

JENNA PRESLEY GOES BLONDE

She writes:

Thank you all for all of your kind words! They mean a lot to me. However, many of you are saying that you like my new blonde SHORT haircut. I just wanted to let you all know that my hair is the same exact length that it was before (as a brunette). I was at a BBQ when the pictures were taken and I had my hair clipped back because we were outside and it was so freakin HOT outside. Ill take some new pictures soon with my hair down =D I LOVE long hair so I do not think I will EVER chop it off. =D

Anyway, I am soooo HAPPY you all like my new look. I was blonde all throughout middle school and high school but when I moved to LA I wanted a change so I went to Rite Aid and bought some brown hair die in a box haha. So i have been brunette for the past 2 years and I have been missing my goldie locks ever since I went brown =D I FINALLY I had the courage to trust someone to make me blonde again and I think she did an AMAZING job. If you live in LA you should DEFIANTLY go see her. Her name is Lindsay and she works for Salon La Fontaine (there might not be an E at the end of fontaine… NOT SURE LOL)

K…. I love you guys! Thanks for ALWAYS being SOOOO SWEET!!
Hugs and KISSES

xoxo Jenna Presley

SHE’S BACK (TYLER, TOO!)

Fayner Posts: Fresh from their recent marriage and the birth of their new daughter, Digital Playground contract Star Teagan Presley and husband Tyler Durden were back to work this past Monday on a secret undisclosed movie.

“It wasn’t a piece of cake,” Tyler told me today over the phone. “They had me wearing a leg brace. I’d like to see you have anal sex with a leg brace on!”

“Really?”

“No, not literally.”

This marks the beginning of what will surely be a string of huge hits for the sexy babe and her buff man. We look forward to awkwardly watching them in the near future.

But just one question: Is Teagan not the hottest MILF you’ve ever seen?

THE GUY WHO USED TO THROW UP A LOT ON JACKASS WROTE A BOOK

Fayner Posts: Chris Nieratko used to write for Big Brother magazine, which was owned by Larry Flynt. It dealt with skateboarding, although one would never guess it by reading any of Chris’ stuff. But Chris also writes for a bunch of magazines reviewing porno videos. I know this because once a week he would come down to my office and steal all my porno.

So Chris wrote a book of porno reviews…well actually, he collected a bunch that he already wrote and put them in a book…and now he’s going on a book tour. Yippee!

Here is the information.

i just updated the tour schedule blog,
since some of the information i had was incorrect.
i apologize.

there will be free beer thanks to COLT 45 at each stop
except for book stores.
because i know yous guy.
you’ll spill beer all over the books and then i’ll have to pay for them.
so no beer at book stores for you.
heart
chris

Here’s the UPDATED SKINEMA book tour schedule

July 10th ATLANTA
7pm Atlanta Indie Coffee Books
340 W. Ponce De Leon Ave Ste 100 Atlanta
(404)378-7110

July 10th ATLANTA
9pm Stratosphere Skateshop
1141 Euclid Ave Atlanta 30307
(404) 521-3510

July 13th AUSTIN
7pm Lowbrow Emporium
2708 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
(512) 462-3739

July 14th AUSTIN
5pm Book People
603 N. Lamar Austin
(512)472-5050

July 14th AUSTIN
7pm Skate Park of Austin
1615 Rutherfold Lane Austin 78754
(512) 997-7275

July 15th SAN DIEGO
6-7pm. San Diego Overload Skate Shop from
3064 University Ave 92104
(619)296-9018

July 18th Los Angeles
5pm Soap Plant
4633 Hollywood Blvd L.A.
(323)663-0122

July 18th Los Angeles
8pm Turntable Lab
424 N. Fairfax Ave L.A. 90036
(323) 782-0173

July 19th San Francisco
7pm Booksmith
1644 Haight Street
(415) 863-8688
July 20th San Francisco
8pm DLX Skateshop
1831 Market Street S.F. 94103
(415) 626-5588

July 23rd Portland
8pm Cal’s Pharmacy
15 NE Hancock St. Portland, OR 97212
(503) 233-1237

July 27th Oahu, Hawaii
8pm APB
185 King St. Honolulu, HI 96817
(808)585-8538

For more information and time and address updates continue to check Chrisnieratko.com or myspace.com/nieratko

MICHELLE AVANTI: “I WANT TO FUCK LUKE FORD!”

Fayner Posts: I’m so giddy right now ’cause Staci just reminded me of this from the other night when Michelle Avanti spent the night.

Here is my reinactment

Fayner: Would you make a good interview? ‘Cause if you will be, I’ll interview you.

Avanti: I’m a great interview! Luke Ford did a great one with me! [Avanti’s eyes now float into space, as if she is lost in deep desire].

Fayner: Luke’s a donkey.

Avanti: No, he isn’t!

Fayner: Hey Staci, I think she likes Luke Ford! Come and make fun of her with me!

Avanti: What do you mean? What’s wrong with Luke?

Fayner: He lives in his car.

Avanti: He what?!! Oh, no. Staci, is that true??

Fayner: If you admit you like him, I’ll tell you the truth.

Avanti: Okay fine, I kind of like him. He’s charming.

Fayner: There’s barbeque sauce from the 1999 AVN Awards still on that jacket he wears.

Avanti: Gross. Really?

TONY TESTA: CHEAPSKATE

Fayner Posts: I just got off the phone with a friend of mine who owns a restaurant on Melrose, the same restaurant I went to yesterday with cameraguy/web geek Tony “The Testicle” Testa and his girlfriend.

“Was there a problem with your meal?” my friend asked me.

“No, it was great.”

“Great?” he repeated.

“Yes, great. Why?”

“I was just wondering because you only left a $2 tip.”

“I paid for the meal,” I said, “and my buddy Tony said he had the tip. I saw him take money from his wallet!”

“Did you see how much he took out?”

“No.”

“Two dollars.”

“Dude, I’m really sorry. Tony wants to be a Jew, I think, so he’s practicing being cheap.”

“Do you think that will help my waitress? She was nearly in tears with disgust over this.”

“Yeah, Tony does have that effect on women.”

SOME THINGS YOU MAY HAVE NOT KNOWN ABOUT JAY GRDINA

Fayner Posts: Went to the Dodgers game last week with Fonz and Fred and my friend Abby from Boston, then instead of going back to the safe Valley like I wanted Fonz Fred and I headed to some club on La Cienega (or as some racist folk say: La See-A-Nigga) and met up with former Jenna Jameson husband Jay Grdina.

Here are three things you may not have known about Jay before right now.

1) His watch looks quite expensive, all gold and shit, and when I informed Jay that I think Liberace may be looking for it he let out a big chuckle.

2) Wanting to one-up me after telling Jay I finished my mainstream script, I was informed that Jay’s been hired by a major company to direct a mainstream movie soon in England. I nearly cried.

3) Jay turned down my offer of cocaine four times, saying he doesn’t do drugs. I nearly cried.

‘THE COMEBACK’

As we promised last week, there would be a major announcement in regards to a former contract star coming out of retirement.

After being out of the porn scene for five years, we’re happy to announce that former Wicked contract star TEMPTRESS has returned to porn.

Temptress will be shooting girl/girl only for now, getting herself back into the groove and then stepping up to shoot boy/girl.

Lukeford.com: It’s been a long time, why now?

Temptress: I wanted to come back just for a little while, not long term. I made a really good name for myself and thought it was a good idea to capitalize on that while I still could. Plus I miss the fans.

Lukeford.com: So only G/G for now?

Temptress: For now ya, but don’t expect that to last long. I’ll be doing Boy/Girl shortly!!

Lukeford.com: Are you going to be repping yourself? Or do you have an agent?

Temptress: I just met with September from Exotic Star Modelling last night and she’ll be representing me. I’m not going to work ‘a lot’, maybe once or twice a week, I’m going to be very picky about who I work for and with. I’m not going to work for any websites because I’m planning on launching my own website so I don’t want my images to be plastered all over the web on other sites, maybe some content trades with other performers but that’s about it.

Lukeford.com: Didn’t you ponder a comeback in 2003?

Temptress: Yes I did. When Keith (O’Connor) was head of production for Metro I thought of coming back to work for him exclusively, but I just wasn’t ready. So instead he built me a website but when he left Metro they kept the website so I stopped working on it.

Lukeford.com: I take it he’s going to build the new website?

Temptress: Yup, he’s going to build it. We’ve been discussing it for a few weeks now and building has started. I want to really be proactive on the site. I’m going to put like 3 or 4 cameras in my house so my fans can watch me 24/7. I am a TRUE voyeur in every sense of the term so it will be fun for me. I’ll have my girlfriends over to give the members a real show. Plus all exclusive content to the site, so it should be fun.

Lukeford.com: A lot has changed since you left, have you kept up with porn?

Temptress: No, not at all. I hardly know anyone in the game now.

Lukeford.com: What about companies? You planning on going gonzo or sticking to features?

Temptress: Since the industry is now 90% gonzo, it’s safe to say I will be doing some gonzo. But I will be very choosy about which companies I work for and what type of scenes I do.

Lukeford.com: Looking forward to working with anyone in particular?

Temptress: Like I said I don’t know a lot of the people in the biz today. BUT I am looking forward to working with McKenzie Lee next week for my first scene. Keith lined up the scene with her and I’m really looking forward to that one, she’s with September too so that’s cool. I know Mckenzie is a really nasty girl when it comes to sex, so should be an explosive scene. I’m also a big time ‘gamer’ and I have been reading a lot about ‘Whorecraft.net‘ and I love their site and the premise of what they do so I would love to shoot a scene with them!!!

Lukeford.com: You said no websites… LOL, you just contradicted yourself.

Temptress: That’s completely different, ‘whorecraft’ is the only website I would shoot for!

Lukeford.com: So what’s in your immediate plans?

Temptress: Heading to AIM to get tested, then tanning, then clothes shopping.Lukeford.com: It’s almost intimidating to sit with you, you’re smart, tall and beautiful

 

 

Temptress: Oh fuck off.

Lukeford.com: Would you consider going under contract again?

Temptress: Not a chance. I won’t be around long enough for that.

Lukeford.com: Why G/G, you know guys are gonna wanna see you munch on the dick.

Temptress: Oh and they will, just not now, not yet. Trust me, I love dick and everyone will see that but for right now I plan on diving into some pussy to ease back into the game.

Lukeford.com: Anal, interracial, squirting?

Temptress: Tried anal once on camera, never again!!! I’ve done interracial and have no problem with that, one of my best scenes was with Lexington Steele. Squirting?? You mean pissing, no thanks.

Lukeford.com: I’ve see a content set of you peeing, what’s wrong with that?

Temptress: Ya peeing IN A TOILET, not on a guy and pretending it’s ‘squirt’.

Lukeford.com: What’s your website name?

Temptress: I’ll tell you that soon enough, let me get it built first!! Once I do, then fans can write me direct.

Lukeford.com: Weren’t you good friends with Dcypher? The ‘Club Jenna’ director?

Temptress: Ya, we were close at one time, Keith told me about him being a director now I’d love to work for him!!!

Lukeford.com: Any other plans?

Temptress: I plan on doing in-store appearances, perhaps appear at a convention, AND I’d love to get back into dancing ‘eventually’ so if any club owners want to book me they should contact Exotic Star just know it won’t be for a few months!!!

Lukeford.com: Any chance of doing a scene with Scott Fayner?

Temptress: Who?

Lukeford.com: Glad to see you back, best of luck.

Temptress: Thank you, happy to be back!!! Can’t wait to start fucking on camera again!!

20 QUESTIONS WITH KENDRA JADE – ROSSI

1."Kendra, what is your favorite perfume? "

It’s made by Kai. Its body oil Gardenia scented. It’s hot sex on a platter.

2."When do we get to see wedding pics!!!!?? "

We made a decision not to post our wedding pics..As much as we’d like to share our special day with all of our friends, Honestly , that day meant so much to us both ……we married because we love each other deeply and it was a very private , very sacred thing.We’re simply not ready or willing to release our intimate photos for public consumption .

3."Of all the people that have been in your life who has made the most impact and why? "

God ..because when I entered a relationship with him ,I found myself…and then he led me to the most amazing group of people I have ever known , including my husband. But without God , my life would be without purpose.

4."What is the most times you have had sex in a 24 hour period? "

Does anybody really care about the answer to this question? I’m only answering it because I promised to answer any and all questions honestly…Let’s just say that marriage is an aphrodisiac…

5."How tall are you and Lukas? "

Combined? close to 11 feet tall ! 😉

6."WHAT YOU WEARING SEXY ? "

A big smile on my face ..

7."did you ever sleep with anyone from the howard stern show..and who"

That’s two questions…

8."Is it true that the cds will only be available at the shows? If you live out of the country, is there anyway online to buy it? Can’t wait for the tour to begin, and I know you, Luke and the fans will have a blast "

Lukas loves his fans more than life..so he is very actively sorting out several different options that will make his cd’s available to fans everywhere..but as of now they are available only at shows and in limited numbers…Also , he has a website that is currently under construction which i am sure will be full of exclusives for the fans. P.s.- We cant wait for the tour either!!

9."Q: whats it like being married to lukas? "

It’s the best feeling I have ever known to love and be loved so completely. I feel like I’m living a dream every day of my life when I wake up and see the man of my dreams by my side…We have certainly had our trials and tribulations , but at the end of the day , I know we are truly blessed to have found eachother.

10."What is the best quality about urself??"

I think it’s my strength. I have endured more in this lifetime than most , yet I still have the ability to love , to be compassionate and sincere.. I try to use that strength and knowledge to help others – people that I do know and the people that I dont know.

11."What is your most favorite thing to do? ‘

Spend quality time with those that I love – my husband, family , friends and pups.

12."Now that you’re married, do you feel any different? More mature, older, accomplished, etc. "

Actually , no. I feel exactly the same as I did before..I think maybe it hasnt quite hit me yet ..although every once in a while , it kind of shocks me that I am someone’s wife..and that’s a beautiful thing.

13."What’s your favorite thing about life right now???"

That we are going to get to travel around the country in just a few weeks ! I’m so excited!!

14."How’s married life???Where did you get married if you don’t mind me asking??I hope somewhere beautiful…..Are you going to post any pictures? Are kids in the future??little lukas and kendra’s would be so beautiful…..finally is peanut going to be on tour??Wow that’s a few questions for ya…..Huh… "

whoa. I gotta breathe. Thats a long one lol. We got married in Las Vegas.We are definitely gonna have children one day but I think we’re gonna try to enjoy some time to ourselves first !

15."Ummm… This is not so much a question. But, the tour schedule currently up on Luke’s MySpace has gotten a bit dated since there have been some venue corrections (like "Skybar–The Guvernment" on June 30th rather than "This Is London"), city corrections (Ontario rather than NY on July 1st) and date changes (such as The Maplewood, MN show, changing to June 22 at The Rock, instead of the 24th–which probably means that the Quad Cities, Iowa, date will change, too, since it was listed as June 22nd) in the past few days. Just a ‘heads up’ on that. I know y’all have been veerrrrrry busy. 🙂 And, everything’s still in flux as the dates and venues are being finalized. The Posse n’ peeps are trying to keep everything straight for folks, working in conjuntion with y’all and Luke’s publicist. "

This is one of the many reasons the Posse and ‘tiks ROCK> y’all know stuff before WE do. Thanks for the corrections !! People please take note !! 🙂

16."how many times have you been in love? "

I would never be in a relationship with someone I wasn’t in love with. So pretty much in each relationship , just on different levels.

17."When exactly did you know that Lukas would be your one and only ? ( if it’s not too personal, I mean )…. or…. did it happen slowly??"

The day I met him .

18."My question: Your voice is so pretty. I would hope you would be making more albums of your own, and would you do some songs with Lukas, too?? Please! It would be such fun to hear you sing together! "

I never say never..but probably not.We try to keep career seperate from our relationship as much as we can.

19."Did you get married so lukas could stay in the country?"

No…we got married for the same reason most people do…because we love eachother.

20.

aww wfuck it it. the hubby is hungry is dinner is ready. sorry y’all you only get 19 tonight….

ps. luke says hi

and also

ps. i do love God but that doesnt mean it will stop me from telling some ignorant idiot to F O , especially when they call into question my right to be married , be in love , or bear children.Like me or leave me. that’s how i roll.

i still dont tolerate the bullshit….luke says ditto.

on with your happy day…night..

whatever.

love you all , even the meanies.

GETTING TO KNOW BREA BENNETT

Height – 5’5
Weight – 105 lbs
Measurements – 32B-22-32
Date of Birth – Feb, 7 1987
Place of Birth – Mesa, Arizona
Residence – Scottsdale, Arizona

“Call me a dreamer”. Since I was a little girl, I wanted to be the biggest star in the world. I’ve always wanted to be the best at what ever I did; I never wanted to be the competitor, I wanted to be the competition!

I worked very hard at the academic schooling I went through and graduated a half year early with a 3.8 GPA. When I turned 18 years of age, I could then start my life. I am musically talented, and have been in the performing arts for most of my life. People ask me, “Why did I become an adult star when I could have become a musician or actress”? My answer to that is… patience. Some may think that’s unrealistic, but I have made my dreams come true to this point. I choose not to limit myself to anything. Some have told me, “You’ll never be taken seriously.” Well, this is a business, and I treat it like that, I have strong management and two great companies behind me. Ever since I was little, no one could stand in my way; that sure as hell won’t stop me now. When I have a goal in mind, I am completely determined to fulfill it. I am totally grateful to have Club Jenna and Playboy in my life and by my side at such an early age/start in my career.

 

I got into the industry with the hope of becoming one of Jenna’s girls. I knew I could do it; eventually. The thing is I didn’t realize that it would happen as fast as it did, or the way it did. I was cast for Playboy TV’s “Jenna’s American Sex Star”, I said to myself “OK Brea, this is your chance, don’t screw it up!” I swear, I have never been so damn stressed in my whole life, think about it; I could potentially win a contract that will completely change my life. Thank God I won! After the night I won, I felt completely relieved; like; now my professional life can begin. Now, it’s my turn to rock your world. And because of Club Jenna and Playboy, I was totally fortunate to have skipped all the chaos and politics in the Business. So, In Jenna’s own words “Here’s Brea Bennett Bitches!”

My Favorite Things

Movies – Comedy & Drama
Music – Angels and Airwaves, MuDvAyNe, Ani Difranco, Blink 182, Bjork, Slipknot, Coldplay, Incubus, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag
TV Show – That 70’s show
Actors – Kiera Knightly, Faruza Balk, George Clooney
Vacation Spot – The Caribbean
Dream Vacation Spot – Italy and India
Drink – Lemonade
Food – Mexican, Thai, Eastern Indian…I LOVE food!
Dessert – Chocolate chip cookies
Restaurant – Pink Pepper
Store – Any candle shop, Borders Books and Music
Animal – Miniature Dachshund!!! I love them the most.
Color – Pink and green
Car – Corvette’s and any big truck!
Sport – Football and Golf
Sexual Position – Doggie style
First Sex Scene – Codi Milo

Likes: The Ocean, being at home with my family, the look on someones face when you’ve done something nice for them. The feeling of accomplishment. 

Dislikes: Smokers, people who drive way too friggin’ slow in the fast lane and liars.

Wishlist: To become the biggest star possible. To incorporate a successful singing career along with my modeling career and to start my own business.