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LISA ANN COMMENTS OFF THE MARK

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Lukeisback.com had a great interview with Dakota Cameron yesterday where Dakota obviously has some major issues with Lisa Ann.

I’ve known Lisa Ann since she was a Metro/Cal Vista contract performer. The comments made by Dakota are way off base. Lisa Ann has no insecurities, she has no ‘jealousy’ issues, she’s not envious of anyone and she’s not catty.

She was and always will be a contract star! She was a ‘Contract Girl’ when that term actually meant something. The girl made a boatload of money and here’s a great note… SHE SAVED HER MONEY AND INVESTED IT WISELY.

Dirct Models owner Derek Hay made a wise move bringing Lisa Ann in, because she’s someone the girls can look up to, she’s someone the girls can and should respect because she’s been to the TOP of this business, plus she follows Derek’s philosophy about the girls being on point, because back in the day you HAD to be on point! Lisa doesn’t talk bullshit out of her ass, she talks from experience.

Bottom line, Lisa Ann is a standup person, she’s all business, she’s seen everything in this business, she’s professional and respectful! Girls at Direct can learn from her!

I don’t know Dakota, but she’s a beautiful girl who does great scenes! So, Dakota… instead of looking at Lisa as an antagonist or an obstacle… look at her as an asset that can help your career. You paid Derek a lot of compliments, which are all true, Derek will make you a ton of money and he’s the best at what he does. But Lisa Ann is just like Derek, follow her, listen to her, work with her and she’ll help you make a lot of money!

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ARE PORN STUDIOS REALLY PROFITABLE?

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Mr. Long Island Writes:

Last month at AVN I sat down with some porn producers and talked about how much money can really be made in porn. The answers I got were somewhat shocking. Here are some randon quotes,

Can you still open up a studio and become a millionarie quick?

“The days of studio owners heading out and buying a fleet of Ferrari’s or Porsche’s is over, just like the internet bubble burst on Wall Street, the bubble burst in the industry too.”

What’s the biggest problem in the industry today?

“The problem is saturation. Anyone with a camera is now a producer. Anyone with a friend who has a few dollars in his pocket, gets an investor and opens up a porn shop. Distributors and large buyers such as GVA, IVD, Movie Gallery, Adam & Eve, they can only buy a certain amount of product. So, if there are 10 studios, they will buy 50 of each title. If there are 50 studios, they can only buy 10 each. 70% of the product on the market today is pure junk, shot for $5,000 to $9,000, BUT these producers are so desperate they’ll sell at $4.00 to get the sale. So for big companies like Evil Angel, Elegant Angel, Red Light, Analbolic that put out good product and get a premium price, their ‘units sold’ are affected by this junk product”.

What about the way sales are reported? Such as the AVN top lists?

“Most of the numbers reported today are bogus. Sit with some of these guys and they’ll look you dead in the face and tell you they move 10,000 units out the door, BULLSHIT. The top gonzo companies will move 4500 pieces domestic out of the door. 80% of the companies today move betwteen 600 and 1500 pieces out the door.”

“The AVN ‘Top Lists’ numbers are skewed numbers. WHO reports these numbers? IVD (which owns Rosebud and Pleasure Production) GVA (which owns Sin City and Mayhem), Amazing Networks (parent company of Metro Interactive) and there are more. So look at it this way. IVD buys from Metro, and Amazing Networks buys from Rosebud and Pleasure Productions. So when the bills are due instead of PAYING for product they TRADE product and put it in their stores. So Metro may carry only 5 pieces of Sineplex product on the shelf because they have to pay for it, but they will carry 50 pieces of Rosebud because they pay no dollars, only trade. So the sales figures they send to AVN will reflect 5 sales of a Sineplex title but perhaps 30 sales of a Rosebud title which is a reflection of what they have on the shelves, oh ya and bet you me these reporting stores will TWEAK the numbers to show ‘their own’ titles will be ‘top sellers’ in their own stores.”

So the obvious question is this, where’s the profits?

The profits come from your cataloge! If you have a catalogue of 100 titles or more you can really start putting some great deals and packages together. Plus you can make comps. If you take a $10 new release title and drop it to cataloge at $4.00, all of a sudden you’ll move another 1,000 to 1,500 pieces. Put a package together or 6, 8, 10 titles and give the buyers a great price and you’ll see a great influx of orders. Or take a collection of blowjobs, a collection of cumshots, collection of anal scenes and now you have comps you can move at ‘new release pricing’. Turn out 2 or 3 comps or best of titles per month. 90% of the companies today can not live on selling new releases.”

What about foreign deals and cable deals?

Sure they’re put there, but the same matrix applies. Foreign buyers only have so many slots, so the more there is the less they buy from each company. Plus getting into these markets is not always easy. There are waiting lists for foreign pieces. Rights? Be really careful when thinking of rights, because that’s when you start seeing your product duped everywhere. You can sell rights to a country for $2000 and never see a dime again on that title because they BUYER is now the one selling pieces. he can sell 5,000 units at $4.00 all day, make $20,000 and you never see a dime more than the $2,000 you got for rights. Cable? Yes that’s lucrative, but it’s a waiting game. Playboy takes limited titles, but they pay in 180 days or more. Ten Network will take limited titles, pick and choose, but they pay 25% down and 75% on airing, again, you have to wait and wait and wait. It’s conceivable a company can make $60,000 to $80,000 on a title if you take domestic, foreign, rights and broadcast into account, but to see that money will in-fact take time. However, companies like Evil Angel and Red Light, because of their name and power, they make their own rules and they get paid a lot fatser than most.

So who really makes money in this business?

“Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot of money to be made by studios in this business. It just doesn’t happen overnight. The real money makers are companies like IVD, because they are distributors, wholesalers, one stops, stores, studios. They have a piece of everything. The other big winners here are the performers and directors, commanding up to $1500 a day, working up to 4 and 5 days a week. I guess everyone makes money in this business, but the ‘immediate’ winners are the performers are directors”

LETS GET THE STORY STRAIGHT!!!!

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NAUDIA NYCE CAME OVER AT 420 YESTERDAY TO GET HIGH OF COURSE!!! AND I ASKED HER IF SHE HAS LOOKED AT THE TWO INTERVIEWS AND SHE SAID “NO”!

“WHAT NOW” HERE READ IT!

SHE SAID ” I WASNT IN JAIL FOR 6 DAYS! IT WAS MORE LIKE 2 MONTHS!

“WHAT NOW! THATS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!”

“ANYWAYS GOTTA GO! THANKS FOR GETTING ME HIGH AND WRITING A GREAT STORY!!” AND “MY POOR KIDS. IF THEY ONLY KNEW!!!”

“LATER DAWG”

TMFR

OWNER WRITER AND EDITOR

INTERVIEW WITH NAUDIA NYCE!!! Part 2

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PART TWO:

TR: How did you get in the industry?

NN: I was found in a stripclub in Santa Maria. Then I went to the Rhino in Van Nuys. I met Cory Jordan and Rick Davis and they DP’d me after work!!!

TR: SWEET! Was that your first DP off camera?

NN: Yes! It was my first DP before even getting into the industry.

TR: Thats typical! Your not the first girl that’s told me that story! Next question!

TR: Who’s the worst piece of ass you’ve ever had?

NN: No comment

TR: OK! Its all good! You can talk shit on this website. We have protection!!! C’mon

NN: No thats ok!!

TR: Fine! DO YOU SMOKE WEED?

NN: DUH! I brought a blunt!!!

TR: It was one of the questions. and its a fun question to ask! DUH!

TR: Do you do any other drugs?

NN: NO! NO! NO! NO!

TR: Are you trying to make that clear?

NN: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

TR: How do your parents feel about you being in porn?

NN: Well. my mom is a WHORE!!! and my dad said ” I knew you would grow up to be a whore, just like your mother!!!”

TR: FOR REAL???

NN: YUP!!!

TR: SWEET!!! Thats a lot easier than what I had to deal with when my parents found out!

TR: Whats a good cock for you? Explain?

NN: Medium 7-8 inches! I guess!! Favorite guy is Kurt Lockwood. He made me cum 15 times in one day!

TR: Whats your favorite position?

NN: On my back! I can control my muscles better that way!!!

TR: Who’s your favorite company and don’ t say defiance?

NN: Third Degree!!!!! I love working for them!!!

TR: Who’s your favorite director?

NN: Chris Streams or Micheal Adams

TR: What was your best scene ever???

NN: It was just recently for Nectar Entertainment and I was working with Kurt Lockwood!!!

TR: Do you remember your first ANAL?

NN: YES!!!! I was 15 and my boyfriend just shoved it in my ass and came inside my ass!!!

TR: WHAT A DICK!!!!

NN: I did it again with another boyfriend and I loved it!!!

TR: When did you POP your cherry?

NN: I was 14 when I popped my cherry!!! MY mom knew when I got home!!!!

TR: How would she know?

NN: She said ” I smell sex. I know you were out fuckin someone!!”

TR: Do you SPIT or SWALLOW?

NN: I swallow all of it!!!

TR: How many scenes have you done so far in your career?

NN: About 150!

TR: Do you work tomorrow?

NN: Well maybe!

TR: what company?

NN: Jonnie Thrust called me to work for Jm productions.

TR: He always cancels and doesnt call back. Good luck with that!!! We are done. Lets go eat cookie dough ice cream!!! Holler 420!!!!

NN: Holler 420!!! Thank You! Had a lot of fun!!!

TMFR

OWNER, EDITOR AND WRITER

INTERVIEW WITH NAUDIA NYCE!!! Part 1

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TAYLOR RAIN WRITES:

I told Naudia Nyce couple days ago lets do an interview about how you didnt make it to avn the year before and how was it this year for you signing at the defiance booth? She said ” I would love to!!!” How about tomorrow at 7:30 at my place! She said “right on! Just have to get a babysitter!” SWEET!!!!

She was at my house at 7:30pm.

First thing first lets smoke a bowl!

She said “Lets smoke this blunt”. She pulls a blunt out behind her ear!!! I tripped out and got high and tripped out some more!!!

“OK lets do this interview” I said

TR: First question!!!

NN: Im getting nervous!

TR: Don’t be!!! Your high its all good!!

TR: OK first question!!! How did you like signing at AVN for your first time?

NN: I fuckin loved it!!! i love the contact with the people and i love to show off!!!

Pic 1: Naudia Nyce
Pic 2: Naudia Nyce

TR: Second question!!! Dont get nervous!!! What happened to you last year when you tried to go to AVN?????

NN: Oh god! This is a long story!

TR: go ahead! What were you thinking when you went to the fuckin airport????

NN: I wasnt i was on tweek for three days!!!! From the beginning, I was suppose to go with two other tweekers that were getting there shit packed while on tweek!!!

Pic 3: Naudia Nyce
Pic 4: Naudia Nyce

TR: Thats impossible! Tweekers suck because they go threw everything 15 times and they are ALWAYS late for everyhing! anyways go on!!

NN: so I bought a ticket last minute and decided to ditch the two tweekers!!!! and I took a town car! Fuck that dawg! she thought! I don’t want to miss my flight!

Got to the Burbank Airport!

Checked in a bag and got my ticket and then went towards the security line to catch my flight!

Pic 5: Naudia Nyce
Pic 6: Naudia Nyce

TR: Did you have any drugs on you or were they in your checked in baggage?

NN: I had a weed pipe in my purse that I didn’t know about and half a ball of crystal in my fifth pocket!!!!

TR: Fuckin ‘a’ man!!! Thats a burn!!! What were you thinkin?

NN: Like I said I was up for three days doing meth!!! I wasn’t thinkin!!!

So I went threw the security fine but then they asked if they can go threw my purse? and i said “SURE GO FOR IT”!

DUH! I had a weed pipe in my purse!!! They found it! They told me, let me see your license and if you have no warrants out for your arrest, YOU ARE FREE TO GO!!!

At that point, I was shaking because I knew I wasnt free!!!! Also I was on tweek for three days so I was a little shaky!!!

Pic 7: Naudia Nyce
Pic 8: Naudia Nyce

TR: WHY???? They didn’t find your drugs????

NN: Because I have a warrant out for my arrest!!!! A few of them!!!

The Airport Security said ” Mam we have to arrest you for having four warrants in Northern CA.

At that point they knew I was on something and even asked me! Do you have any drugs on you? Will we find any on you?

I said “NO”!

Then they had to arrest me and took me to the airport holding cell. They told me they were waiting for LAPD to show up and for a women officer to search me!!!!!!

Finally I fessed up and told them about the crystal in my fifth pocket!!!!!

Pic 9: Naudia Nyce
Pic 10: Naudia Nyce

TR: Oh shit!!! Thats fuckin whack dawg!!!!

NN: LAPD came and brought me to the local Burbank Police Department booked me and in and then sent me to Twin Towers and then booked me in there.

Then I was released and sent on a bus for ten hours to Northern CA where my warrants were. Also I forgot to tell you!!!! I was on a bus with all GUYS!!! I was the only GIRL!!! So they put me in the front in a CAGE!!! With cuffs on my feet and wrists!!!

TR: That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!!! They had you in a CAGE????

NN: YUP!!!

Pic 11: Naudia Nyce
Pic 12: Naudia Nyce

TR: Thats hot!!!

NN: I served 6 days in jail and got out and they put me in a drug program. Also had fines and probation!!!!

TR: THATS REAL WHACK!!!

NN: OK next question thats it!!!

TR: Ok! How long have you been in porn?

NN: Since July, 2002

Pic 13: Naudia Nyce
Pic 14: Naudia Nyce

TR: What you do before PORN?

NN: I was a tourguide at a goldmining spot in northern caly!!!

TR: WHAT NOW????? THATS REAL HOT!!! Do you like ANAL sex better on or off camera???

NN: I’d rather have anal off camera!!! Ive been having ANAL sex since I was 15!

TR: Me too!!! Do you like DP’s?

NN: I like them now but not so much in the beginning of my career!

Pic 15: Naudia Nyce
Pic 16: Naudia Nyce

TR: Who did you do your first DP with?

NN: Mark Davis and Tony Tedishi

TR: What company?

NN: DVSX! First time I ever squirted was that DP scene!

TR: How many people ask you if your Belladonna’s sister?

NN: 6 out of 10 people ask me that! I was at Dennys last week and a girl came up to me and asked if I was Bella’s sister. Aslo, one day I was on Hollywood Blvd. with my family and someone across the street screaming “Belladonna“!!! It gets annnoying sometimes.

Pic 17: Naudia Nyce
Pic 18: Naudia Nyce

TR: Did you ever have sex with Scott Fayner for coke or press or just for the hell of it?

NN: I just did it for the hell of it!!! But it was just a BJ.

TR: REALLY??? WHY???

NN: Just got out of jail and I wasnt doing anything anyways. So I sucked him off!

TR: SWEET!

NN: I got a bloody nose while blowing him!

TR: For real!!!

NN: He’s so scrawny that I was hitting his pelvis bone. Plus, I have a big nose!!!

TR: Interesting! Do you like the black dudes????

NN: I don’t have sex with them but I smoke weed with them!

TR: I’m the same way!! Off camera have you fucked a black guy?

….. part 2 tomorrow

THE FINAL STRAW

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Fayner Posts: Getting a quick coffee yesterday with Stephany of HOTWAX who does makeup for the porno business. Neither of us got coffee. We just chatted for a bit.

“You look fucking exhausted!” I told her.

“You think? I haven’t had a day off since Vegas.”

“You work too much. Maybe you should cut down on your clients.”

“I did!” Stephany shot out. “I used to work for anyone. Everyone, really. Then one day on a Platinum X set for John Strong this chick shows up.”

“A chick, really? Whatever did you do??”

“Fuck off, Fayner. I was getting to that.”

“Sorry.”

“Well, this chick was fat and had no top teeth. I did all I could with her, you know? But she still didn’t look right.”

“The missing teeth?”

“Yeah, the missing teeth. How can you make a chick with no top teeth look ready to shoot a porno, I thought. Well, you can’t.”

“Was that the final straw?” I inquired.

“Oh, yeah. Now I only work for Jonni Darkko, Robby D and another company. No surprizes, no drama….”

“And no missing row of teeth?”

“Exactly.”

THE DAY THE PARTYING DIED…WELL, THE TWO HOURS AT LEAST

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Fayner Posts: Travis Nestor over at Zero Tolerance makes me laugh. Sometimes outloud, even. An example, you require? Fine. Whatever. So be it.

Feeling in a rut, Travis visited a psychic. Hogwash if you ask me, but no one ever does.

I talked to Travis two hours later.

“It really helped,” he said. “She told me to quit doing drugs. I did.It just feels right.”

“This morning?”

“Yep.”

I saw Travis an hour after that.

“You still straight?” I asked.

“Yeah.”

“But you look stoned right now,” I replied.

“Weeelllll,” he began, “I got high with Tyler before I came over here, but that is it.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

“You know it is Sunday night, right? The Simpsons, Family Guy…”

“Damn!” Travis shouted. “I guess I can get high like right before The Simpsons, but that is it!”

“Really?”

“Really.”

We smoked probably ten bowls in the next two hours.

And the next day Travis was burnt all day. And the same on the day following that.

Travis has been fucked up ever since he quit doing drugs that day.

I mentioned it to him yesterday.

“Yeah,” he exclaimed, “I really thought that one through, didn’t I? How long did I last? A day?”

“Try two hours!”

“God,” Travis pointed out. “I sure am a dumbass sometimes, ain’t I?”

“You sure are.”

INTERVIEW WITH EVE LAURENCE

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You can some watch Eve Laurence XXX movies online by clicking HERE

Lukeford: So we’re sitting here with the lovely and big titted Eve Laurence
Eve Laurence: Oh ya, huge, can wrap them around a cock and hide it. LOL

Pic 1: Eve Laurence
Pic 2: Eve Laurence

Lukeford: You always have a dirty mind!!!
Eve Laurence: I love your smile

Lukeford: Well thank you!!!!!!!
Eve Laurence: I’m a porn chic

Lukeford: Ya don’t say . So, Eve… you seemed to have disappeared off the map of porn valley, when did you leave?
Eve Laurence: Hmmmm, right after my 20th birthday in October.

Lukeford: Ok, the obvious question is, WHY did you leave?
Eve Laurence:I would have to say that I’ve been in the industry since I was 18, and I guess I’m growing up. I needed to take some time to prioritize.

Pic 3: Eve Laurence
Pic 4: Eve Laurence

Lukeford:What are your priorities now?
Eve Laurence:Happiness. Family/Friends & of course… FUCKING!!

Lukeford:Ya????? Ok, hold on… you fucked a lot ON CAMERA…. so you fuck more off camera?
Eve Laurence: I think it should been quality not quantity

Lukeford:Ok, fair enough. You saying the fucking on camera got boring? But now that you don’t fuck every day on camera you enjoy it more?
Eve Laurence: Actually I miss fucking on camera, I must masturbate at least 6 times a day.

Lukeford:Come on, be serious… your clit would fall off!
Eve Laurence: No it won’t, well it hasn’t yet. LOL. Should I be worried. . . LOL

Pic 5: Eve Laurence hardcore
Pic 6: Eve Laurence hardcore

Lukeford: I heard from some people that you always seemed to be bored during your scenes. Were you?
Eve Laurence: Hhmmmm, I think maybe boy/girl scenes just aren’t cutting it anymore. . . I need some excitement on camera.

Lukeford: Such as? Midgets? Interracial? Trannies?
Eve Laurence: LOL… hahaha

Lukeford:What gets you off? What gets you excited now?
Eve Laurence:I like taking it in the ass. I cum so hard.

Pic 7: Eve Laurence hardcore
Pic 8: Eve Laurence giving head

Lukeford: You’re only 20, shit when I was 20 I got wood if the wind blew! So, you do anal off camera now?
Eve Laurence:It’s a different orgasm. Ues. I like to fuck myself in the ass while taking a hot steam shower.

Lukeford:What about a cock? Have you taken cock in the ass yet?
Eve Laurence:Hell yeah.

Lukeford: Really? But you never did Anal on camera!
Eve Laurence: nope

Pic 9: Eve Laurence tit fucking
Pic 10: Eve Laurence taking a facial

Lukeford: You consider yourself anal friendly?
Eve Laurence: DO you mean industry anal friendly?

Lukeford: Either industry or outside
Eve Laurence: Fact is I didn’t think I would like anal, I tried it I LOVE IT; and if the proper circumstances yes I would be industry anal friendly

Lukeford:Ok, hold on… when did you first have anal sex, with a penis?
Eve Laurence:hmmmm. . . I tried it a few months ago, but lately I’ve been doing it more frequently

Pic 11: Eve Laurence at home
Pic 12: Eve Laurence at home

Lukeford: You mean since you got out of the business?
Eve Laurence: With a penis yes. But while I was still active in the industry I started shoot g/g anal- solo anal and that was what sparked the fascination.

Lukeford:So, back to the industry stuff. You were repped by Direct Models. How did you like working with Direct?
Eve Laurence: Like most business relationships direct and I have had our ups and downs. But over all Direct Models is very reputable. Derek Hay is great at what he does and if you want to work constantly in this industry he is were you should be.

Pic 13: Eve Laurence at home
Pic 14: Eve Laurence at home

Lukeford:Did you hear about the praise Roxy Jezel gave to Fran? How did you feel about Fran?
Eve Laurence: I love Fran, she is like a second mother, she always told me what i needed to hear when I needed to hear it,

Lukeford: You had a lot of box covers in your time in the business… but you always seemed to be out of the spotlight. Did you crave attention, the spotlight? Why didn’t you ever want to take your career to the next level?
Eve Laurence: Of course I crave(ed) the attention why else would I be in this industry. I think where I seem to have a problem is going after the things I want, no one is going to give me what I want I have to go out and get it for myself.

Lukeford:Did anyone ever offer you a contract?
Eve Laurence: I spoke w/ a couple big companies when I 1st came into the business.

Lukeford:And?
Eve Laurence: But nothing ever came of it.

Lukeford: Now that you’re out, tell me the truth… any casting couch sessions… no names!!!
Eve Laurence: Hell no. No one has ever even asked me.

Pic 15: Eve Laurence at home
Pic 16: Eve Laurence at home
Pic 34: Roxy Jezel

Lukeford: How tall are you?
Eve Laurence: 5’7″

Lukeford:Booby size?
Eve Laurence:36D

Lukeford:I heard rumors that your implants were really bothering you? To the point where it has become a medical issue
Eve Laurence:Actually, I found out the problem was anxeity and a mild heart condition. Part of why I took a break from the biz.

Lukeford:So no booby issues?
Eve Laurence:I was having numbness on the left side of my body, the first thing I thought was my implants but blood work proved other wise.

Pic 17: Eve Laurence at home
Pic 18: Eve Laurence at home

Lukeford: You like your tits? I like your tits, we all like your tits.
Eve Laurence:Ya, but I would like a bigger ass though, so I’m hitting the gym hard.

Lukeford: Bigger ass? Come again? What now?
Eve Laurence: I’d like to look stacked more proportion, BIGGER ASS

Lukeford: You still ACT and SOUND like a pornstar…. get the itch to come back?
Eve Laurence:Of course I do I think about it alot.

Lukeford: What do you now? I know you live in Maryland… so what the hell is there to do in Maryland?
Eve Laurence:But I also had to prove to myself that I can make it outside of the industry I’m not a slave to it.

Lukeford: Are you an Asst. for a Congressman?
Eve Laurence:LOL not yet. I work for a mortgage company.

Lukeford: Wow, nice. What’s your education background?
Eve Laurence:I have 1/2 year till I can get my AA degree. I’d like to go to law school though. Get into Real Estate law. Lots of school is in my future.

Lukeford: Holy Shit, a pornstar with major aspirations!
Eve Laurence: I won’t look this cute forever.

Pic 19: Eve Laurence at home spread wide
Pic 20: Eve Laurence holiday cheer

Lukeford: So, school in your future but fucking on camera still on your mind?
Eve Laurence: it’s always on my mind. It makes me feel powerful.

Lukeford: You miss the money?
Eve Laurence:Seeing I make like $10 a hour, hell yea. But I know that the industry will have a spot for me. The personal satisfaction I get for working hard can not be replaced. I wasn’t really stimulated just shooting scenes. I like to keep busy.

Lukeford: There’s a big deal being made now about “privates”, ever get offered, ever accept, ever tempted?
Eve Laurence:I’ve had offers and I’ve been tempted but never followed through. Mentally & emotionally it would be hard for me to go through with.

Lukeford: So I take it you have a boyfriend, is he from the industry?
Eve Laurence:No, he is a child hood crush/love.

Lukeford: Been with him long?
Eve Laurence: I’ve known him since I was 16 things became serious about a year ago.

Lukeford: How did he like the business?
Eve Laurence: He dealt with it. No guy wants to think about his princess getting fucked by another guy. Work or not.

Pic 21: Eve Laurence bright eyed
Pic 22: Eve Laurence showing her assets

Lukeford: Ever bring him home any girls? For a little party?
Eve Laurence: I’ve tried so many times, he only wants me forever. You know I dig girls.

Lukeford: I know you’re close to Eva Angelina…. tell me about that
Eve Laurence: I know her to death!

Lukeford: Do tell. DETAILS
Eve Laurence: If anyone hurt her I would seriouly hurt them. We love each other, hug kiss take bubble baths. etc. Drives the boys crazy. I’ve known Eva since I came into the industry, she is my best friend.

Lukeford: You mean “love, love”, or is this just porn love?
Eve Laurence:LOve love, she’s a cool ass chick anyone who thinks otherwise isn’t very intelligent.

Lukeford: You two fuck a lot? On and off?
Eve Laurence: LOL oh yeah, when I was in CA we fucked all the time LOL. Does that turn you on?

Lukeford: Um, yes mam
Eve Laurence:LOL Thinking of me licking her cute little pussy LOL

Lukeford: Ok, enough now!!! Eva’s doing a big movie for Defiance Films… originallt you were suppose to be in it? Thoughts??? I guess we’ll see. That’s lame…. you going to come back for this title with Eva? Besides Eva? Who else is your favorite girl to work with?
Eve Laurence: I’d ike to work with Tory Lane. Harmony again too!.

Pic 23: Eve Laurence and her breasts
Pic 24: Eve Laurence blowing Santa
Pic 32: Tory Lane
Pic 33: Eva Angelina

Lukeford: Tory’s known as being a sexual terror, could you handle her?
Eve Laurence: She knows how to handle me

Lukeford: Besides Eva, play around with anyone else when the cameras were off?
Eve Laurence: Nah shes it, the only and only

Lukeford: I can’t get past the size of your boobs…. people must stare a lot!
Eve Laurence: hmmmmm kinda, I seem to wear alot of sweat shirts in MD it’s cold here

Lukeford: What’s the area of your body that gets you the hottest when touched?
Eve Laurence: actually when i get turned on the back of my neck below my ear gets really warm, I get really turned on when guys kiss me there, it’s like it’s connected to my clit.

Lukeford: Tell me about your orgasms!
Eve Laurence:I can cum really hard in reg miss; then anal makes me cum too. Sometimes I can squirt too.

Lukeford: Another Cytherea?
Eve Laurence: ah no, it’s not that extreme, but really intense for me

Lukeford: On camera, same way? Or just in your personal life?
Eve Laurence: I have once on camera, more in my personal life

Lukeford: Wow, with all the scenes you’ve done… that’s a low %, so the guys in the business don’t do it for you? No wonder you left.
Eve Laurence:It’s not like that, in porn you always have to open up to the camera, for me to squirt I have to have a deep g-spot orgasm

Pic 25: Eve Laurence getting drilled by Santa
Pic 26: Eve Laurence on top of Santa

Lukeford: Deep???
Eve Laurence: balls deeps, up in my gutts LOL

Lukeford: Wow. So, you like the big cocks? Wide? Sasha, Ben English, Chris Charming types?
Eve Laurence: Ah big cock are cool on video it looks good, but in my personal life i perfer a average cock

Lukeford: Even in the ass?
Eve Laurence:Never taken a huge dick in my ass. My bf is above average and i enjoy it.

Lukeford: Ok, back to Eva. You danced around the issue of a comeback? Your fans will want to know, are you coming back?
Eve Laurence:I never really said that I am not going to shot porn anymore. I just needed some time for my self to take care of my health and mind set so. . . guess they’ll have to wait and see.

Lukeford: Ok, so you’ll come back, do a hot G/G with Eva and also take a guy in the booty? SWEAR IT
Eve Laurence: Maybe you never know. . . can you imagine how hot that would be.

Lukeford: What companies you like to shoot for?
Eve Laurence: I like shooting in general, I like to shoot for alot of companies

Lukeford: Favorites?
Eve Laurence: Defiance, Naughty America

Pic 27: Eve Laurence hardcore
Pic 28: Eve Laurence

Lukeford: Favorite Directors?
Eve Laurence: mike adams is fun to work with, he always has a relaxed enviorment onset. Any set like that I would love to be on

Lukeford: Ok, you forgot to mention the OWNER of this website, Taylor Rain… didn’t you shoot in SKI BITCH for her?
Eve Laurence: TMfR is cool, we go way back

Lukeford: How far back?
Eve Laurence: I shoot ski bitch over 1 year ago

Lukeford: LOL, SKi Bitch was shot in July
Eve Laurence: since I first got into the industry, we lived in the same apt building

Lukeford: Ok, you’re a pothead, let me guess!
Eve Laurence: it’s Jan, we shot it last october 2004

Lukeford: “Over 1 year ago” … you shot it 6 months ago. Are you high right now? Do you and TMFR have the same weed dealer?
Eve Laurence: NO I came home in October how could I shoot for her.

Lukeford: So, tell me about you and Taylor
Eve Laurence: What would you like to know?

Lukeford: Everything
Eve Laurence: We haven’t talked in a while, she’s cool, when i did smoke pot she always had the best bud.

Lukeford: That’s it? No partying? Hanging out? Wild times?
Eve Laurence: Hmmm, things would get crazy when we lived on sepulveda. But we both arn’t like that anymore

Lukeford: Crazy? Explain!
Eve Laurence: Nothing really the regular getting caught up in the porn life stuff Taylor Rain is a cool as chic I wish her all the luck in the world and she knows I got her back.

Lukeford: Come on, that’s sooo lame!!! This is Lukeford, we pull no punches here! Wild sex parties?
Eve Laurence: The same goes with Tory Lane. Harmony Rose, and of course Eva Angelina

Lukeford: You’re avoiding the question, TMFR won’t get pissed
Eve Laurence: Taylor will tell you we justchilled an d got fucked up when we hung out.

Lukeford: You’re very politically correct!! Sucks for us!
Eve Laurence: We relive the fucked up moments, I’d rather think about when her and I smoked pot with Nate at Keith”S house. Thats good times. I’d rather not remember how stupid we were and how fucked up on drugs we were. ya know.

Lukeford: You talk alot about people you like, who are the ones you can’t stand?
Eve Laurence: There isn’t really anyone I can’t stand. I’m not that kinda chic. Who am i to judge

Lukeford: I hear rumors about you being in an upcoming music video for the rock group Melee, any truth to that?
Eve Laurence: Maybe I guess you’ll have to see

Lukeford: Bullshit, tell me details.
Eve Laurence: I don’t know anything I swear

Lukeford: I also hear that before you left, a company was ready to give you a contract… true?
Eve Laurence: Really what company was that?

Pic 29: Eve Laurence
Pic 30: Eve Laurence
Pic 31: Eve Laurence
Pic 34: Taylor Rain

Lukeford: Come on, stop playing innocent!
Eve Laurence: Really let me know so i can call them

Lukeford: If a company offered you a contract today, would you pack your bags and come back to LA?
Eve Laurence: Sure after my lawyer looked over the contract

Lukeford: Now that sounds official… if someone makes you a good offer, you’d come back, lay on your back and take penis in the booty for your fans????
Eve Laurence: For my fans and law school.

Lukeford: Ever fuck anyone famous?
Eve Laurence: Hmmm no. Have you?

Lukeford: Hey now!!! Yes I have, when I was 16 I banged the homecoming queen, everyone in school knew her! Eve Laurence: jokes, you has jokes. I see you have a website coming soon, clubevelaurence.com… you excited?
Eve Laurence: You sure do know alot about me lol. Of course i am,

Lukeford: What can your fans look forward to?
Eve Laurence: Gettting an inside look at me.

Lukeford: and???????
Eve Laurence: Up close and personal lol

Pic 32: Tory Lane
Pic 33: Eva Angelina

Lukeford: So you’ll fuck on your websute?
Eve Laurence: oh course lol

Lukeford: email fans?
Eve Laurence: it’s porn they’ll get to see my ass get fucked

Lukeford: Will you be doing fan requests?
Eve Laurence: sure i want my fans to feel like there are apart of my world it is important to me.

Lukeford: Live Chats? Personal Videos for fans? Emails to and from fans? Come on, I’ll sign up!
Eve Laurence: It’s important to me to have my fans feel like they are apart of my world.

Lukeford: Maybe you and Taylor Rain will do some things together on your site! And Eva. And Harmony. And Tory. Wow, I’m excited
Eve Laurence: Of course- They are all hot cool ass chics. I’m excited too.

Lukeford: So this will be a completely interactive site between you and your fans?
Eve Laurence: Tori and I have discussed doin content trades Eva too. Yes, my intro will be like “step into my world become my fantasy”

Lukeford: You going to take requests? Meaning if I ask you to make me a video of you in the shower fucking yourself in the ass with a dildo and screamin’ my name, you’ll make it for me?
Eve Laurence: sure. Would you make me one? LOL

Lukeford: How much will you charge for these vids?
Eve Laurence: I’m still working out the details, but i’ll keep you updated

Lukeford: Any last words for your fans?
Eve Laurence: Don’t cry for me porn valley, the truth is I never left you. LOL

Lukeford: Come on… say goodbye to your fans in a sexy way!
Eve Laurence: Look forward to more hardcore pussy fucking, dick sucking, and soon to come ass pounding from yours truly Eve Laurence.

Lukeford: You are incredible! You really are!
Eve Laurence: I’m just me

Lukeford: Thank goodness for that!

THE WONDERFUL MAGICAL STUPENDOUS TALE OF THE PLUMMER AND THE PORNO CHICK’S VOLCANIC ASS

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Fayner Posts: Spent the afternoon with Travis Nestor and Charlie Laine. We smoked like seven joints.

On the drive back to my place from Charlie’s, Travis passed this glorious story on to me.

At a recent Zero Tolerance shoot, Travis was approached by the house owner and brought to the bathroom.

“It’s pretty bad,” the guy said, pointing towards the toilet. Travis said it was foaming from the sides.

“Let me take a look,” Travis said. Being a veteran of the business, Travis was confident he could fix the problem. Plus, it was only a chick, right? How bad could it have been?

Quite bad. So bad in fact Travis almost got sick. It was everywhere. It was worse than a weeklong Tijuana fish taco diet shit.

The fear of her unleashing a similar storm upon him keeps Travis from revealing the chick’s name.

Later, the plummer Travis was forced to call showed up. Travis said he looked thrilled to only be dealing with a clogged toilet.

“I can just imagine what he must have gone through after it was festering in the toilet for four hours. All I saw was him gagging. Can you believe that? A fucking plummer gagging?!!”

The plummer did his job, charged more than he had to and left.