There was this thread on GFY tonight about how pretty Faye Reagan is. I was looking at the pictures and I was like oh wow she really is pretty. Look at the first picture of her great ass and I’m sure you’ll agree. Then look at the GIF animation someone posted.
If that doesn’t convince you that maybe we should consider condom use I don’t know what will.
A story on the Tosh.O blog today caught my attention … A man was arrested today for having the best problem ever – Someone should warn Hugh Hefner. [source]
Of course this was a video I had to watch. LOL Best news lead in EVER!
I got an interesting press release today. It always just fascinates me how little we call people out in our industry for the bull that gets said on seriously a daily basis. The headline of this press release reads “Brady Bunch Creator Dies; Not the Bradys XXX Remains #1 Selling Porn Parody of all Time“. REALLY? Are you kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, I found it a little creepy that someone would use the death of a person to promote their porno but that isn’t really what I found off about the email.
I don’t know about you but I would venture to guess that Pirates or Pirates 2 from Digital Playground, a parody of sorts of Pirates of the Caribbean, would probably be “the #1 selling porn parody of all time”. I can’t say for sure, but then again … can Will Ryder?
Which porno parody really is the best selling “of all time”? Would it be Pirates? What about Vivid’s Batman? I heard that did extremely well. What about BatFXXX from Bluebird? It won a ton of awards last year and they spent a crazy amount of money making it.
While we can pretty much guess that Will Ryder pulled his stats out of his ass, I do wonder what porno parody really is the best selling of all time.
I also wonder how many different ways he will find to exploit the sale of his movies. Of course this is the same man that one time sent out a press release to promote the sale of one of his movies levering the story of a porn star who was raped, so seeing him promote the real death of someone to promote his movie shouldn’t surprise me.
Will Ryder I totally get that you are a PR machine and want to promote your movies but maybe before you rush to write up a press release you should stop and ask yourself, is this really tacky of me? Should I really be promoting my movie when talking about some girl being raped or someone dying? Also while I’m at giving advice you should really think about some of the things that come out of your mouth like you invented the porno parody genre or that one of your movies is the best selling porn parody of all time.
Those kind of things diminish any real accomplishments you may have.
You make some good movies, you should be totally proud of that. You don’t need to just make up stupid stuff that most of us know are just flat out lies to make yourself look better. You really don’t. Unlike some people in our industry, you’ve actually paid your dues. You actually make rather good movies. So you don’t need all the bullshit hype.
Is it just me or does Stoya seriously look like the T-Mobile girl? Every time I see a T-Mobile commercial I can’t help but see the girl and think that her and Stoya from Digital Playground seriously have to be related. Don’t you think?
Happy Saturday [voice file]
For anyone who pays attention, it’s been coming for awhile now. Things have changed and far to many restrictions. I can’t post stories about the fucker who ripped a girl off for tens of thousands of dollars or the piece of shit producer accused of raping or at least forcing himself on several girls.
The new powers that be like to keep things more positive and upbeat. It’s not that I don’t like the people in charge now, fuck I even flew to Texas to hang with her and her husband 3 times now. It’s nothing personal. It’s just everyone has their own styles. I like to tell it how it is, she likes to sugar coat things.
All of that sucks balls but that still isn’t the only reason I am leaving.
I realized one day there aren’t many fuckers in this business I can really stand any more. Most of these fuckers make me want to punch their lying fucking faces.
So that’s me, signing off.
Good bye fuckers.
My lol moment of the day has to go to Monica Foster who posted on lukeisback about the CalOSHA meeting today.
MonicaFoster Says: What an interesting day. I mentioned on (HER WHORE BLOG) last night that I am coming out of retirement back to performing as long as it’s condom only, and it looks like condom only is the only option now anyhow.
I just have to say fucking lol on this one. Does this bitch really think we don’t know why she “retired”?
What the fuck? This bitch couldn’t get work when it wasn’t only condoms only, years ago when work was plentiful and now that the industry has cut production back drastically due to the economy she now thinks anyone will want to work with her?
Bitch who the fuck are you trying to fool?
I am curious about something … why don’t we test for HPV? We test for HIV. Isn’t cancer just as bad as HIV?
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, at least 50 percent of sexually active men and women will have a genital HPV infection at some point in their lives. HPV, or human papillomavirus, comes in both low- and high-risk forms; low-risk HPV can cause genital warts, and high-risk can cause cervical and other cancers.
So since HPV can cause cancer, wouldn’t we want to let the girls know that they have it? Cancer is a big deal, no?
These companies like AIM and the FSC claim to care about the health and well being of the performers so why then aren’t they acting like it?
Now is time to set a new industry standard!! When a new testing center is established, let’s also start testing for HPV and Herpes. Let’s actually show the girls we care about their health and well being, not just talk out our ass about it.
Found this on GFY. Pretty fucking funny. I’m not normally into all that political bullshit but God damn if that didn’t make me chuckle.
Even if you fuckers aren’t a fan of Barak Obama you have to admit that is fucking funny.
Have you ever noticed how totally and completely full of shit people are sometimes?
People give themselves titles and act and then get so full of themselves they sort of start to buy into their own bullshit.
While it is true a lot of the world is full of dumb shits like this but the adult industry seems to have a large number of them.
Not a single day goes by in a week that I don’t check my email and have some new outstanding claim, like the director who claims to invented the entire parody genre, despite the fact that he’s only been directing movies since 2004.
Apparently he forgot that for the previous 10 or 15 years companies like VCA and Sinderella had been putting out parodies themselves. Hell even Vivid had some pornographic parodies in the 1990’s.
Can’t remember any of the details off of the top of my head right now but I can recall a Buffy The Vampire Slayer parody. Buffy The Vampire Slayer was a series on TV from 1997 to 2003 so since it was off the air before he even started directing, how the fuck could Will Ryder possibly have created the entire parody genre. Are you fucking kidding me?
But you know he’s not alone. He isn’t the only one out there blowing enormous amounts of smoke up our asses.
Who remembers the bullshit press releases from Vivid over the past few years with news of sales that weren’t true? Wasn’t like the Montana Fishburne bullshit story of 50,000 units sold was the first time they bullshitted about their numbers. Now the person who used to be in charge of their sales has moved on and as of late he seems to have a big interest in Penthouse DVD and even making some Vivid style big claims of his own. Triple their sales almost overnight? Really? After being fed so many fucking lies over the years from his team I’m going to have to call bullshit on this one as well.
I know people say it’s all a part of the PR game but really how effective is lies as a strategy? I would think that after so many years of bullshit that people start seeing those people as a joke who they have no respect for. So since they lied so fucking much now people lost respect for them so how the fuck is that working out for them as a PR strategy?
So it got me thinking. Why do people do this? And why is it so common in the adult business?
This chick I know always goes on about how a person is only as good as their word. She says it a lot and it used to annoy the fuck out of me but you know maybe that bitch was on to something. I mean fuck how many more fucking times a day can we go through a day when some dip shit isn’t trying to feed us a line of bullshit?
I got an email today with what they called an “important update”. Really? You think it is really “important”? Important to who? I visited your site and it isn’t even a Page Rank 1 site. So how fucking important is your site really? If you can’t even figure out how to get your site a page rank 1 and it’s been around since 2004, how fucking important can your site really be?
Next I noticed your site talked about having over 300 full length movies for your members so I decided to check out your movies page. When the fuck did a 7 minute scene count as full length? And I’m not just being a dick here, this site had about 40 listed as newly added about of those 40, not any of them were longer than 12 minutes and most of them were about 7 minutes.
I can remember when people would bitch about a 20 minute scene being to short. But we have come to accept scenes as 7 to 12 minutes as full length. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Man there are some lazy ass, lying fuckers in this business.