Look what I just found

In what is probably no surprise to anybody, I found yet another Phoenix Marie pic with her doing her infamous duck face, this time she is quaking for Penthouse, while last time it was for Hustler.  Seriously, why the fuck has nobody told this girl to stop making that fucking face?   It’s like the chick who always wore the exact same outfit every time you seen her.  After 24 times in a row, someone would assume that people would fucking speak up about it, but ya no apparently not.  She can’t seriously think that is an attractive look for her, can she?

 

So what is the “Duck Face”?

While the pose seems to have gained popularity with the rise of social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook, the origin of the Duck Face is frequently claimed to be Derek Zoolander, as his trademark look “Blue Steel” has a similar appearance.

AntiDuckface describes it best ….  You know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?  You know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?

It’s called “duckface”

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN’T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.

In March of 2010, Redditor Theditor attempted to describe what he believed was it’s meaning and purpose.  “It’s kind of a mock sexy, from what I understand. A lot of females today feel so insecure about themselves, that the look is kinda a joke in itself. It’s a way to try saying “Hey I’m so secure that I make this silly face and can laugh about it with my friends, but its only because I’m really insecure and hope that this can hopefully get you attracted to me via false confidence.”

 

 

Jewels Jade is the Penthouse Pet of the Month

Jewels Jade (@jewelsjadexxx) is the Penthouse Pet of the month for February 2011.

 

When the February issue of Penthouse goes on sale this week, it will mark yet another milestone for the magazine’s latest Penthouse Pet, Jewels Jade.

Just months from celebrating her 40th birthday, this magnificent MILF boasts some unbelievable physical stats: The 5’ 4” raven-haired babe has brown eyes and is amazingly fit at 120 pounds with curves cranked up to 11: 34D-25-35.

The star of more than 100 adult films spread out over nearly 10 years—that counting 2003-2007, when she was out of the business entirely, and it was another two years more before she started doing guys in front of the camera again—Jewels’ crowning achievement to date may be her latest: She is the Penthouse Pet for February 2011, joining an elite group of women exalted for their perfection.

“Any girl who takes this industry seriously certainly has Penthouse Pet at or near the top of her to-do list,” Jewels said. “Of course, only a dozen can make it in any given year, which makes it all that much more special. It’s a wonderful honor and I can’t wait for the issue to hit newsstands this week!”

Also this week, Monday (Jan. 17) night she will be doing a live show at 8 pm PT with Zoe Holloway and Marco Banderas for Pornstar Camhouse.

Jewels is an industry veteran who was the winner of the 2002 Wildlife Anal Contest, and her performance in the event was immortalized in AVN’s review of the DVD documenting the event:

“Jewels goes for volume, grunting and yelling to Dillion Day how she wants be fucked up her shithole, and, in an inspired moment, how she’ll knock him out if he doesn’t stick it in her ass. The nasty slut doesn’t stop, and takes Day’s dick in her ass like a woman with some serious stock options in Depends.”

While her stock portfolio is likely of less interest to fans than reviewers, the intensity of her scenes has often been the subject of great celebration. She has also made many small screen appearances, including The Man Show, Jenny Jones, Hitters (with Frank Stallone and Robert Davi), Playboy TV and in commercials for Spice. Last year she shot for many of adult’s top companies, including Wicked, New Sensations, Penthouse, 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, Tom Byron Pictures, Vouyer Media, Reality Kings and many others.

“With Penthouse, all the work I’m putting into my website, so many scenes with other companies coming out, so many appearances—I knew it was time to employ a publicity team to help me handle things,” she said. “This is going to be a career year for me and I don’t want to miss a single opportunity to take things as far as I possibly can.”

2011 is the year of the Benz … Nikki Benz that is

Adult entertainment superstar Nikki Benz is no stranger to attention. Her stunning career has made her a hit in both the adult and mainstream worlds.

Nikki’s recent Penthouse Pet of the Year announcement has ramped up the media’s attention, in addition to being covered by every adult media outlet, Nikki’s status as POTY has caught the attention of major mainstream media outlets ranging from the NY Daily News to FoxSports.com.

Nikki has a recurring role as a regular character on FoxSports.com’s Emmy nominated “Cubed”. The show is a huge hit with fans and has recently been picked up by FUEL TV. “I love being a part of Cubed,” Nikki exclaims. “It’s great to see that Fox Sports has embraced me and did an official press release about me. This just shows how popular one can become as an adult performer and a Penthouse Pet of The Year!”

Read more about Nikki on FoxSports.com’s Cubed:http://alturl.com/ghmuq

Nikki’s FoxSports.com connection also helped land her on the pages of the New York Daily News. Michael O’Keefe’s “The Score” column featured three pages of interview and photos with Nikki who sounded off on important topics such as which Yankee player is cutest and what she would wear to throw out a ceremonial first pitch.

Read the entire New York Daily News Column:http://alturl.com/r9wd5

Nikki’s Penthouse Pet of the Year honor was also covered bytheimproper.com’s film section. They covered the announcement as well as Nikki’s New York City birthday bash.

See exclusive party photos and read the full article:http://alturl.com/8w9qp

Nikki has also appeared on several radio shows, including The Opie and Anthony Show on Sirius XM which gets a millions of listeners. “I had so much fun on The Opie and Anthony Show,” says Nikki. “I got to be on air with the guys for over an hour and I even met Colin Quinn and Jim Norton”. Jim Norton and Colin Quinn are popular stand-up comedians, Colin also has actor and Broadway performer on his resume.

Besides all the mainstream attention that Nikki’s new title as the 2011 Penthouse Pet of The Year has gotten her, she was also interview by every major adult news source, including XBiz and AVN, both of whom have nominated Nikki for major awards. Xfanz has done a complete video interview with Nikki covering her POTY honor as well as some of her biggest achievements in recent months.

See the Xfanz.com interview: http://www.xfanz.com/videoBin.php?clip=2805&lv=1

Nikki was also named at an XBiz Award nominee in theCrossover Star of the Year category for work in mainstream entertainment. This honor follows the three AVN Award nominations Nikki garnered earlier this month, including forPorn Star Website of The Year.

To kick off 2011, Nikki will be attending CES promoting Big Ego Games from January 6 to 9 in Las Vegas . “I have never appeared at CES before,” states Nikki. “It’s always been the AEE show. I’m excited to be on the Electronics side this time around. Of course I’ll be passing through the AEE convention to say hello to my fans and friends. I’ll also be conducting interviews for Penthouse. What’s fun about me being at CES is that I’ll be playing video games with fans attending the trade show.”

Nikki can be seen in two Penthouse titles “Any Way You Want It” which was recently released, and “Big Boob Blondes” which is due to release first week of January.

2010 has been a spectacular year for Nikki Benz and the future is only getting brighter for one of adult’s top crossover stars.

“2010 Has been very good to me! Here is to 2011 being amazing to us all” adds Nikki!

For more of Nikki check out her personal website atwww.nikkibenz.com and her popular social hangout www.twitter.com/nikkibenz

Breanne Benson is Penthouse Pet for January 2011

LA Direct Model Breanne Benson Named as the January 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Month

LA Direct Models, the largest and most prolific agency in adult entertainment is pleased to introduce exclusive contract star Breanne Benson as the January 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Month.

The 5’3” stunner whose exotic looks compliment her vivacious curves is both shocked and humbled at being named the January pet for Penthouse.

“I’m honored to be a part of the Penthouse family,” says Breanne. “Penthouse is a house hold name with the finest reputation in the adult industry. I’m thrilled and excited to be a pet and look forward to representing Penthouse in the most respectable light possible.”

2010 has been a banner year for the company as 9 girls affiliated with LA Direct and The Lee Network have graced the pages of Penthouse Magazine.

  • Juelz Ventura Cover April 2010 (Lee Network)
  • Nikki Benz Pet April 2010 (Lee Network)
  • Roxanna Pet May 2010 (LA Direct Models)
  • Eva Angelina Pet June 2010 (LA Direct Models)
  • Lela Star Pet July 2010 (LA Direct/Lee Network)
  • McKenzee Miles Pet August 2010 (LA Direct/Lee Network)
  • Isis Taylor Pet September 2010 (LA Direct)
  • Phoenix Marie Pet October 2010 (LA Direct/Lee Network)
  • Alexis Texas Cover June 2010 (LA Direct/Lee Network)
  • Breanne Benson Pet January 2011 (LA Direct/Lee Network)

Holy Fuck McKenzee Miles is Hot as Shit

Below is some press release about some shit or another.  It’s about a Penthouse Pet and they can’t seem to even get her name right.  It is McKenzee Miles, but they promote her as McKenzie Miles.

I was going to make some long bitch ass post about how people in this industry really make no effort to get names right but then I seen the picture that Penthouse included about McKenzee Miles and she is just so fucking hot I couldn’t really do shit but think about how fucking hot she is and then nothing really else mattered to me anymore, not even how the fuck you spell her name.

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Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely Adds Penthouse Pet Mckenzie Miles to Porn Star Sex Life on November 20th 2010 in New York City

Couples looking to spice up their sex lives will receive a special ticket with purchase

Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely will be joined by the stunning Penthouse Pet Mckenzie Miles for the Porn Star Sex Life seminar Saturday, November 20th, in New York City.  Porn Star Sex Life (PSSL) has been designed for men, women and couples who desire to learn more about their sexual encounters, expression, and create a better the sex life with their partner, or partners.

“I am extremely excited to have McKenzie Miles at my seminar,” says Keely. “She will bring such tremendous knowledge and motivation to those in attendance. This is truly a special treat, for them, and myself!”

The beautiful Mckenzee Miles has an associate’s degree in business as well as her real estate license, but she’s not all business. “Life is all about balance. When I need to handle work stuff, I’m professional. When it’s time to have fun, I get wild. I look forward to taking what I have learned and teach others.” Miles is also an adult film star who works with boys on camera, a great asset for the seminar, and for Keely’s workshop.

Mistress January Sereph will be on hand to speak on bringing bdsm into your sex life. She’ll be covering communication, safety as well as walking through a role-playing situation. Mistress January Seraph is professional Dominatrix who has a love affair with mainstream media, and a burning passion for BDSM education and outreach.  Her primary passion is to introduce BDSM and fetish activities to people who would otherwise shun such activities due to the negative stigma and sensationalism surrounding them.

An idea turned into reality stemming from Keely’s association with pick-up artist community Up Your Attraction (http://www.UpYourAttraction.com), Porn Star Sex Life was created to help empower people to take control of their sex lives. The workshop covers everything from pick-up tips, dating, sexual techniques and positions, how to pick up strippers and threesome etiquette.

While Porn Star Sex Life is geared toward males, Ryan is encouraging couples to attend by giving a special ticket for couples who purchase tickets to the event. “It is truly important to me that I am able to help couples who are in need of excitement in their personal lives. If they give me the time to help them, I want to give them something extra special, as a thank you for attending my class.”

Thanks in part to sex author Dan Savage, his philosophy of the “GGG—good, giving and game” made Keely comfortable enough to explore her own sexuality and wants to turn male encounters into more than just a one night stand.  Keely cites Savage’sSavage Love column and writer/director Tristan Taormino as big influences in her own sexual journey, a journey that includes working in the Hustler Hollywood San Diego store as a buyer and hosting radio programs for KSEXRadio.com as well as for Playboy radio.

The workshop has two price points.  The VIP Package is $225 and the Standard Package is $150.  To register for the seminar and to learn more about what each price point includes, please visit:  http://pornstarsexlife.eventbrite.com/

For more information about Porn Star Sex Life, please visit: www.pornstarsexlife.com.

A photo gallery of the July seminar can be seen at: http://www.pornstarsexlife.com/photo-gallery/

For more information on Ryan Keely, please visit: www.ryankeely.com.

Isis Taylor – September Penthouse Pet of the month

MISS ISIS TAYLOR

Naturally busty babe, Isis Taylor, is a young starlet quickly rising in the adult industry ranks. She signed with LA Direct Models on November 14 2009.

A captivating mix of Peruvian, Israeli and Scottish heritage, Isis brings the best physical features from multiple ethnicities together to form an absolute knockout look. With her sultry brown eyes, olive complexion and mouthwatering 34C-26-39 figure so readily displayed, she will have you spellbound.

The sexy Scorpio is an adventurous bi-sexual from Woodland Hills, California who grew up with friends in the industry. Once she was old enough and free to make the decision, Isis dove head first into porn and has been loving the exhibitionist life ever since.

check out: www.penthouse.com; www.twitter.com/IsisTaylor; www.ladirectmodels.com

Kayden Kross lands on the cover of Penthouse again

You can say what you want about Kayden Kross, but even her detractors can’t argue that Kayden Kross is one very beautiful lady. Well, at least on the outside she is. Her amazing good looks have gotten her contracts with three big adult studios, first Vivid, then Adam and Eve and now she is under contract with Digital Playground. Two years ago she was a Penthouse Pet and on the cover of their September 2008 issue and again exactly two years later on the September 2010 issue.  They call this their anniversary issue so getting the September cover is really a big deal and getting it twice in three years is really no matter how you try and size it up, damn impressive.

Penthouse Magazine September 2010 issue

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND’S KAYDEN KROSS™ GETS PENTHOUSE COVER TWICE IN THREE YEARS

The 41st Anniversary September issue, featuring the breathtaking beauty, hits newsstands August 2, 2010

August 2, 2010 — VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground’s exclusive contract star, Kayden Kross™ continues to prove that she is cover-girl material, with her presence on the cover of the September 2010 issue of Penthouse.

Over the last few years, Kayden has also graced the covers of numerous high profile magazines including Hustler, Club, Cheri and more. Kayden’s popularity continues to soar to superstar status. She co-hosted both the 2010 AVN Awards and this year’s XFANZ awards.

“I’m so excited to have two anniversary covers in three years!” exclaims Kayden. “This is a huge honor and I’m grateful that Penthouse gave me this opportunity.”

“We at Penthouse are thrilled to have September ’08 Pet Kayden Kross back on the cover with a brand new shoot.” adds Lainie Speiser, Penthouse Publicity Manager, “Kayden embodies fantasy of today’s contemporary young man. Blonde, brainy and hot. We are proud of her and all of her accomplishments.”

“Kayden has such a huge following because she really connects with her fans.” says Digital Playground’s CEO, Samantha Lewis. “She loves what she does and it shows in all of her Digital Playground movies.”

“Penthouse picked an ideal cover girl with Kayden Kross.” says Joone, Digital Playground’s award-winning founder and director, “She has a magnetic effect on everyone she comes in contact with. Just wait until you see her mind-blowing performance in our upcoming feature Body Heat.”

Kayden’s first Digital Playground release, The Smiths, has continued to stay on the top of the charts three months after its release. Watch the trailer here:
http://www.digitalplayground.com/store/video-details.php?id=600&playVidId=924&playVidType=trailers&playVidService=ppv_hd

Her newest feature film, My Boss’ Daughter was just released on June 22nd and is quickly climbing the sales charts.  You can view the trailer here: http://www.digitalplayground.com/store/video-details.php?id=670&playVidId=936&playVidType=trailers&playVidService=ppv_hd

Check out more of Kayden Kross at www.digitalplayground.com
or http://clubkayden.com/

The Penthouse Gold G-String Award

The 10th Annual Penthouse Gold G-String Awards

February 17 through 20, 2010

Located at The Penthouse Club New Orleans, The Penthouse Gold G-String Awards is the premier event for touring features in the US.  It is the only place the public can watch 4 nights of feature performances from the top touring acts in the US. The competition is broken down into three categories: Showgirl, Magazine, and Porn division. Each separate group vying for gold, silver, or bronze medal in their grouping.

Grand prize winners Rachelle Laree(2009), Aspen Reign (2008), Stormy Daniels (2007) and Jada de Ville(2006) set a high bar for next year’s competitors.

Starting the day after Mardi Gras, America’s biggest street party, in New Orleans’ historic French Quarter, the 2010 Penthouse Gold G-String Awards will be the best ever!

This year’s competitors and attendees include Shay Lynn, Pason, Gia Marley, Gia Nova, Tawnie Monroe, Krystle Cummings, Robyn Foxx, Aspen Reign, Hailey Hart, Charisma Capelli, Jaded Dawn, Kimberly Johnson, Eva Lauren, and Christina Aguchi, with a Special Appearance by 2009 Gold G String Overall Winner – Rachelle Laree

Shawna Lenee Flakes Again

Penthouse Pet of the year runner up Shawna Lenee is no stranger to controversy and issues with her stability and it seems she has yet another issue.  You would think by people people would have learned about her and stop booking her all together.


It all started today when the website The EMM Report posted a message looking for Shawna Lenee. They did it in a very light hearted way but long story short, Shawna Lenee booked an appointment with them for an interview and then confirmed it just the night before. However Shawna Lenee never showed up.


shawna-lenee

The EMM Report message – Have you seen this girl? That would really suck; a really HOT Blonde is a terrible thing to waste. Shawna had a confirmed appointment with us last night and no one has seen her since, if you have any information regarding her whereabouts’ please contact us immediately…



On Twitter LukeisBack tipped her off to the post and Shawna Lenee went off about the people.  Keep in mind just the night before it was she who confirmed the appointment.    If she wasn’t going to show up she a) should not have said she would and b) at the very least call and say I’m sorry I wasted your time.  I know I booked this appointment and then confirmed it last night and said I would for sure be there but it turns out something else came up so I can’t make it.  But no, instead she calls the guy out for being a “f’ing retard” and a “perv”.

  • ShawnaLeneeXXX god. ppl r just so f’in retarded sometimes. haha. im supposed to stop making a porno for an interview? i dont get it. plz. im screaming, yep
  • ShawnaLeneeXXX dom @ emmreport: kiss my ass because i didnt go to ur apartment and let u tape me when i was working. have a nice life perv.
  • ShawnaLeneeXXX to emmreport: I WAS WORKING DOING MY JOB. so no interview for u. jesus whats wrong with ppl?!
  • ShawnaLeneeXXX @lukeisback its hard to be at two places at once. 🙂 thx for the heads up hun