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Look what I just found

In what is probably no surprise to anybody, I found yet another Phoenix Marie pic with her doing her infamous duck face, this time she is quaking for Penthouse, while last time it was for Hustler.  Seriously, why the fuck has nobody told this girl to stop making that fucking face?   It’s like the chick who always wore the exact same outfit every time you seen her.  After 24 times in a row, someone would assume that people would fucking speak up about it, but ya no apparently not.  She can’t seriously think that is an attractive look for her, can she?

 

So what is the “Duck Face”?

While the pose seems to have gained popularity with the rise of social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook, the origin of the Duck Face is frequently claimed to be Derek Zoolander, as his trademark look “Blue Steel” has a similar appearance.

AntiDuckface describes it best ….  You know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?  You know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?

It’s called “duckface”

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN’T SEXY.

YOU LOOK STUPID.

REALLY, REALLY STUPID.

In March of 2010, Redditor Theditor attempted to describe what he believed was it’s meaning and purpose.  “It’s kind of a mock sexy, from what I understand. A lot of females today feel so insecure about themselves, that the look is kinda a joke in itself. It’s a way to try saying “Hey I’m so secure that I make this silly face and can laugh about it with my friends, but its only because I’m really insecure and hope that this can hopefully get you attracted to me via false confidence.”

 

 

Morgan Dayne to star on new Reality Series

Morgan Dayne, who some of you by now know as Rio Valentine, the Digital Playground contract star who got pregnant right after her first shoot for Digital Playground so is now in temporary hiatus – will be starring in a new reality series set to air on Playboy TV.   The reality show is called Sex Lives and is set to premier on December 16, 2009.  Sex Lives is an adult roommate reality series currently airing on Playboy TV. It revolves around the experiences of 6 female strangers forced to live together and endure erotic challenges in Miami, Florida.

Sex-Lives

Produced in part by Club Jenna founder Jay Grdina and Bill Fisher, head of Cezar Capone, the series begins with an American Idol type audition process and ultimately follows the 6 selected female participants through a variety of daily challenges and nights out in South Beach. Half of the women chosen are aspiring fashion models, while the other half are aspiring adult actresses.

Thus the house is broken into two competing groups, Team Models and Team Pornstars. Each morning the Sex Lives mailman delivers the day’s erotic activity, which the teams are forced to compete in for a variety of rewards.  Similar to The Real World, a confession booth is available for the roommates to vent and express their true feelings.

On the porn star side the show features Brooke Banner, Morgan Dayne (aka Rio Valentine) and Britney Blew.

You can follow both Playboy TV (@PlayboyTV) and Cezar Capone (@CezarCaponeXXX) on Twitter.

Celebrate with Brooke Banner

Today is Brooke Banner’s birthday. Come see her tonight! Brooke blogs:

come celebrate my birthday with me @ Dimples in Burbank tomorrow night @ 10pm..!!

Dimples is the first Karaoke club in America. They are located in Uptown Burbank, facing NBC and Warner Bros. Studios.

Dimples Supper Club
3413 West Olive Avenue
Burbank, California  
818-842-2336
www.dimplesshowcase.com

Introducing Morgan Dayne

Morgan Dayne was born in Vineland NJ, but moved to Florida when she was 7 years old. She also spent two years living on a USMC base in Jacksonville NC. Morgan is half Puerto Rican and Half German – her father is Puerto Rican and her mother is German.  Interestingly enough, she is one of 18 children.  That’s right, Morgan Dayne has SEVENTEEN SIBLINGS.  Morgan Dayne says it is due to her father’s “Puerto Rican Passion”.

She likes to hang out with family and friends and enjoys shopping, scuba diving, and working on her Trans Am.   Morgan Dayne says she is very close with her family and she speaks to her mother some times as much as 4 times a day and that her mother is her biggest supporter.

She is very outgoing and says she not afraid to try anything at least once.   She likes performing in the adult entertainment industry and is currently in a contract with Cezar Capone.   She was in the September 2008 issue of Penthouse (the one where Kayden Kross was on the cover), she will be in Hustler in October and  was also in an issue of Barely Legal that same month.

Morgan Dayne is on both YouTube with her own custom channel and Myspace and says she has plans to one day develop her own website, MorganDayne.com.

Porn Star Morgan Dayne

Cezar Capone who started with Bang Bros, then produced the wildly successful Filthy Films for Club Jenna has spread his wings, Cezar Capone Films signed Morgan Dayne, his first contract star to feature in Deviant, the first film for Cezar Capone Films.   Cezar Capone just received 5 star reviews for High Definition from Club Jenna.   A double disc extravaganza with seven sex scenes features Morgan going from a newcomer to a seasoned pro.  Also signed up under Cezar Capone is Dirty Sanchez, who’s irreverent style of shooting has made him an Internet star.  Cezar Capone, aka Bill Fisher has taken his new line to the worlds largest distributor of adult dvds, Pulse Distribution.  These are the guys behind the distribution of all Vivid movies as well as Club Jenna and Tera Patrick’s line of movies.

Morgan Dayne got her start in the industry by going to an open casting call for a Playboy TV reality series to be called The Sex Life (season 1).  It is basically a reality show that pits 3 porn stars against 3 models to see who can win.  The three porn stars were Morgan Dayne, Brooke Banner and Britney Blue.  Little else is known about the series, other than it will air on Playboy TV sometime in the near future.

The Sex Life reality show