What the fuck is wrong with people?

I was reading a story at AdultFYI how some chick who works at Penthouse filed a complaint because get this … there were porn stars in the office.  No fucking way … porn stars in the Penthouse offices?  Who would have thought?  The hell I say!  How oculd such a thing happen.  Who would have ever thought it you worked at a nudie magazine, chicks who get naked may come in the office?


What the fuck is wrong with this world?  Seriously?


With all the shit going on in the world she’s lucky to have a fucking job and she wants to bitch about that?


I’m sorry but when you take a job at a sexually oriented business you have to expect shit like this will go on. I think someone is just looking for a free ride on a lawsuit and it’s stupid bitches like this that make the world what the fuck it is today.


Here is the full article.


Penthouse May Go Under? This Lawsuit’s Only Part of the FriendFinder problem of Finding Friends


From www.gawker.com- FriendFinder Networks, the publisher of Penthouse and operator of adult-classifieds websites, is facing a sexy legal scandal. A former top executive who went public with her grievances has now filed a lawsuit.


Natalie Cedeno, FriendFinder’s former director of human resources, was fired in January without cause, she says, after a series of run-ins with management over practices she believed were improper or illegal.


Cedeno claims the atmosphere at the company changed substantially after Penthouse Media Group acquired Various Inc., the operator of Adult FriendFinder and other websites, in 2007 and changed its name to FriendFinder Networks. Various was buttoned-up, she says, despite operating websites where users planned hookups. Penthouse, by comparison, was pure frat-boy raunch — an attitude which culminated in an incident where a Penthouse Pet draped her boobs on an unwilling female employee in a staged photo meant to humiliate her.


There’s more. The complete lawsuit is included below, but here are the highlights — or lowlights:


25. In or about April, 2008 plaintiff received complaints regarding racist comments concerning employees and prospective employees being made by the company’s Controller, Al Mercado. Mercado made racially disparaging comments regarding Indians, Asians and people whose spoke English as their second language, which he admitted to Plaintiff. Plaintiff met with and counseled Mr. Mercado on three separate occasions, yet his discriminatory conduct continued. The complaints regarding Mr. Mercado’s racially disparaging comments were received from Accounting Supervisor, Brinda Calori who had asked to be given a new assignment because she was distressed by Mercado’s conduct. Plaintiff went to Carmela Monti and recommended that Mercado be discharged. Monti refused to terminate Mercado and instead ordered that Ms. Calori be terminated. Plaintiff objected to Monti’s decision to terminate Ms. Calori and complained to the Vice-President of Finance who refused to become involved. Plaintiff is informed and believes and thereon alleges that Ms. Calori has filed a complaint with the EEOC for retaliatory discharge resulting from her complaints.


28. In May 2008 FriendFinder brought two Penthouse Pets and a male model into the Sunnyvale office to serve ice cream to the employees. The Pets were dressed in revealing attire that caused a female supervisor to complain that their presence and the fact that they were “porn stars” made her so uncomfortable that she would stay in her office away from this activity. The Pets went up to the supervisor’s office and one of them placed her breasts on the employees head while two other employees’ took pictures. The supervisor came to Plaintiff’s office in tears. She was visibly shaken and upset and informed Plaintiff that she was afraid the photos would be put on the Internet. Plaintiff had previously telephoned Carmela Monti, informed her that the Pets were pinching the nipples of the male employees, rubbing their bare chest and inappropriately touching staff, and asked that Monti allow her to have the Pets removed from the office. Monti had refused Plaintiff’s request and after the incident involving the supervisor Plaintiff called Monti again, asking that the Pets be removed because their behavior violated the company’s sexual harassment policy. Monti again refused Plaintiff’s request that she be authorized to direct the Pets to leave the office. COO Tony Previte appeared supported Monti’s decision, stating that the employee who complained was a “trouble maker.”


39. In or about August or September, 2008, the Chief Technology Officer (CTO) of the Las Vegas office, Jason Rasberry, made inappropriate sexual comments concerning a female employee (TE). The CTO said to 5-6 male coworkers in the presence of TE (the group was standing together on a smoke break) “I’ve had seen TE naked and her breasts are too small.” The CTO admitted having made the comment. The CTO had a history of previous misconduct in the workplace for which he had received disciplinary action. Prior to this incident the CTO had asked a male applicant who was interviewing for a position in the company’s Technology Department to “chose any item and he would have one of the girls on cams.com insert it into her vagina.”


FriendFinder appears to be facing severe financial trouble. The company filed for a $460 million public stock offering in December, in an effort to pay off more than $400 million in debt incurred during the Penthouse acquisition. That IPO has yet to happen. But the stock market remains unfriendly to IPOs, and FriendFinder has defaulted on some of its debt, according to a new SEC financing. A tipster tells us the company recently laid off eight marketing staffers in an effort to cut costs. And top executives seem to disagree on whether the company can afford to keep publishing the print edition of Penthouse.


(FriendFinder’s corporate website now softpedals the company’s porn business, highlighting G-rated social networks like BigChurch.com instead.)

Cassia Riley’s Final Retirement Message

Nude model Cassia Riley, Penthouse Pet of the month for April 2005 and nude Internet model  has recently retired but before going for good she wanted to leave one final message to her legions of fans.  She left this message on her myspace page.  That message to her fans is below.


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Cassia Riley blogs : WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME…My final blog
Current mood: loved


I am retired from modeling FOR GOOD.

I am happily engaged to a man who has been in my life for TEN YEARS. He makes me happier than I ever imagined I could be.

I would NEVER cheat on him…he is my BEST FRIEND.

Yes I did get naked for a living but I am not a whore, a stupid person, a drug addict or any other negative thing you can think of. I am from a great family, I am a good, loving, caring and law abiding person. I live a normal life and just because I got naked as a JOB does not mean I would get naked for random people in my REAL life.

I don’t party, I don’t go out to clubs and I don’t drink or do drugs…No REALLY…(not to say I have never drank, but at this point in my life it’s unnecessary)

I love my dogs like they are humans.

I am quite the homemaker.

I love to cook and clean for my man.

I adore taking care of the people I love.

I am so much smarter than you think I am.

I am so much more than I could even begin to explain.

I am proud to be me.

Everything you thought you knew about me is probably very, very wrong.

Opie and Anthony and the Penthouse Pet Fiasco

This just in, Penthouse Pet of the year for 2009 runner up Shawna Lenee has mental breakdown live on the Opie and Anthony show.  What makes this story so interesting is this isn’t the first time.  Shawna Lenee is also the porn star known as Kara Bare and Kara Mynor.   As Kara Bare (see here)  she had a big ordeal in 2006 when trying to kill herself and as Kara Mynor (see here)  she had a big ordeal claiming that she was locked up and held prisoner in a cage.


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In the background the handler was trying to calm her down and she shouts out “No fuck these people!  They are assholes!”  But in reality are they assholes?  I mean just 24 hours ago she was on the Howard Stern show riding a sex machine and during the course of the conversation it was Shawna Lenee who continued to steer the conversation towards towards her sex scenes including work she had done recently for Brazzers.


O&A have this to say about her … “Crazy as a shit house rat!”

This all took place on the Friday (2/13/2009) show of Opie and Anthony when they had the 2009 Penthouse Pet of the year Taya Parker who is also on the upcoming reality show Rock of Love Bus.  With her was the Penthouse Pet of the Year runner-up Shawna Lenee who also happens to be on the cover of this month’s issue of Penthouse.    Any question they asked, she steered the question not towards her magazine layout but instead towards her acting career, stating she started off in hardcore.  In fact she recently did a movie called I love Shawna (click here to view the trailer).


She talks about is how she has wanted to do porn since she was 12 years old.  She said she knew at that young of an age she wanted to get naked for a living.  That is the age when she first discovered Internet porn and from there she knew that is what she wanted to do for a living.  She said that she loves to look at beautiful naked women.  She then discusses her first scene in porn which she described as a “regular boy / girl” scene.  She later talks about how she did all these “teen” scenes and how she was really sad when she hit 20 because nobody wanted to hire her anymore because technically she was no longer a teen. MAYBE IT WAS NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR AGE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE?


She is the one that drives the conversation around her hardcore career and the second they pull up a photo of her that isn’t so flattering, she gets unhinged.  She’s beyond unreasonable.  She wants to be known as a Penthouse Pet only and yet she is the one going into details about her movies, her scenes and having sex.  And again I remind you that just 24 hours ago she was on Howard Stern riding a sex machine, so why is it now she comes unglued when they call her out for being a slut?


You know what I learned from watching all of this?  That clearly someone at Penthouse dropped the ball.  This person makes Penthouse look bad and I lost any respect for that magazine that I might have had left for not implementing a better screening process.  Clearly this girl has had years and years of mental instability and they pick this person of all the other choices to rep them?  Good job Penthouse.

Taya Parker on Rock of Love Bus


After being named the 2009 Penthouse Pet of the year to be honest you didn’t really hear much from Taya Parker. I mean you heard more about Teagan Presley as the January 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Month than you ever did about Taya Parker. Hell to be honest Kayden Kross promoted her own appearance as a Penthouse Pet of the Month on the blogs far more than you heard anything about this Pet of the Year chick.


I began to wonder, did Penthouse perhaps make a bad call? Did the girl turn out to be uncooperative, was she just not that interesting so nobody noticed any publicity she was doing? Did they maybe regret not picking Hanna Hilton who would have later gone on to be picked as a Vivid girl and as such is now starring in a reality TV show starting tomorrow? That would have been some great free publicity for them. All of these thoughts at random times where going through my head. That is until now. I think I figured out why the fuck we haven’t been hearing about the Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2009 and that is because she was tucked away on the set of a reality TV series for VH1 and Brett Michaels called the Rock of Love Bus.


And this Sunday she is going to host a screening party along wtih Bret Michaels and the one and only Dr. Victoria Zdrok who herself was a former Playboy Playmate turned Penthouse Pet of the Year.  She is now their resident Doctor of Love, aka Dr. Z.


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2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year Taya Parker to Host Rock Of Love Tour Bus With Bret Michaels Screening Party


Preview

2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Taya Parker is hosting the hottest post-Valentine’s party in New York City. Along with this years’ Penthouse Pet of the Year runner-up Shawna Lenee, Krista Ayn (2007 runner up) and Victoria “Dr. Z” Zdrok, these girls will be hosting the Rock of Love Tour Bus Screening Party.



The event will be held on Sunday, February 15th 2009 from 8pm-10pm (est) at

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532 W. 27th Street

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All drinks made with V2 Vodka are free!


Spend a night with Stormy Daniels in Tampa

What are you doing on January 31st? Well if you are in Tampa, Florida I would strongly suggest you head on out to a little place known as the Green Iguana and spend your night partying with the lovely Stormy Daniels “and friends”. Not sure who these friends are but who really cares, it’s STORMY DANIELS!!

Tickets are $15 each and are available at the door, so get them why they last. For VIP tables and bottle service you will need to call 617.470.6696. For those of you who don’t know where the Green Iguana is located, you can find it at 9202 Anderson Road in Tampa.   [map]  I noticed the flyer (see below) shows that the party is co-sponsored by Wicked Pictures and Penthouse so that means you can probably expect some goodies at the door.  Probably things like T-shirts, hats and whatnot.

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Rumor has it … Miss December

I heard an interesting little rumor today.  I heard that the Penthouse Pet for December of 2008, Tori Black may just very well be the next Vivid Girl.    My good friend over at Vivid is on holiday but when she returns I’ll hit her up and ask what she thinks.  For now we’ll just have to file it under unconfirmed rumor.  Will Tori Black be the next Vivid girl?  Only time will tell.


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Update : This seems to have been just a rumor.  Calls to Vivid were returned with a “We have not heard this rumor but we can tell you it is not true.”  Tori Black did however do her first scene for Vivid in January of 2009, yet this was just a scene for hire work and that means that the person who sent me this rumor was in fact wrong, so we shall file this under unconfirmed, probably not true, rumor.  The earlier work she did was for Vivid ALT.

Who the fuck is Lexi Blade?

This story all but writes itself.  Seriously.  I still can’t believe the bullshit I just read.  I know a lot of you fuckers will go bitching and moaning because I’m so mean blah blah blah.  But you know what?  I don’t give a fuck.  Somebody needs to call people out on their fucking bullshit and today I have a whopper of a story for you.


I was reading a story over at AdultFYI about a girl who quit porn because she really ever did it.  The girls name is Lexi Blade and she was a girl selected as the Penthouse Pet for February 2009.  Adult FYI got the story from a website called The Improper.  Now if you read this story, there are a few factoids that stand out.   What amazes me is this story went to print without anyone bothering to check out such obvious lies.  But first let’s post the story so you can see for yourself.


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Penthouse Pet Lexi Blade Swears Off Porn Career

By TheImproper.com


Can a Penthouse magazine Pet of the Month find credibility and a career in New York City? Lexi Blade thinks she can – and without doing porn!


While it seems that many Pets go into the adult industry, it’s definitely not what I want to do,” she says. “I moved to New York City to take advantage of all the creative opportunities and Penthouse was another way to express myself.” Can she keep her clothes on?


Blade, 20, is one of the top searches on Google and will debut in the magazine’s Feburary issue. Penthouse claims that people are calling and writing asking when they can see the photos of her. Already she receives several dozen emails a day on MySpace.


Blade, who has moved to New York City, says she making it clear that she is ready to do business, just not that kind of business.


While being in Penthouse was fun,” says Lexi, “I’m looking forward to sitting down and working on my lingerie line. I believe that there is a lack of good American-based women’s lingerie that expresses the unique sensuality of American women.


She notes that there are some great products from the UK and other European countries, but that the choice of affordable and sexy lingerie made in the United States is very limited. “It seems that many women are torn between buying really unattractive lingerie made by department stores, or spending their entire paycheck on something from Europe. I want to produce something that shows that American women are the most beautiful women in the world.


Publicist Jules Feiler says Lexi is “definitely the All-American, Girl-Next-Door type that people will love to know more about. Women can identify with her aspirations to make something of herself, while also expressing her sensuality as a centerfold.


I think almost every woman in America at some time dreams of being a centerfold. It’s part of our great American tradition.


She sees that while not every woman can be in Penthouse, “there are so many beautiful women in this country that can be a centerfold for a night with their husband. Lighting some candles, putting some sexy lingerie on and perhaps taking some private photos are always exciting for any couple!


Now that we all know the story let’s tear it apart.  It doesn’t take a genius to do such a thing.  Right off the bat something with the story doesn’t sit right and that’s the factt hat someone who has never been IN PORN, needed to issue a statement about not being IN PORN.


Next thing that caught my attention was this little doozie of a line … “Blade, 20, is one of the top searches on Google”.  SERIOUSLY?  DID NOBODY THINK TO CHECK THAT FACT?  HELLO?  ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID?


Who the fuck has ever ever ever heard of Lexi Blade?  And now suddenly this bitch thinks she is more popular that say Britney Spears?  Who is by the way a top Google search or even Paris Hilton or fucking Kevin Federline.    Now if you just compare her to other porn stars, she’s still not even in the top 1000.  In fact, according to Word Tracker she has had a whopping 38 fucking people search for her ass.  THIRTY EIGHT.    So the bitch can’t be all THAT popular if only 38 people are searching for her, so now how is she top in google searches?  TOP OF WHAT?  Stupid lying bitches?  For fuck sakes, her myspace page shows she has less than 500 friends.  There are 300 pound, fat housewives that have more friends than that.


Now let us continue ….. because this story is so chopped full of lies and bullshit I just can’t believe my eyes.  The next little whopper of a story is that with her all of 493 friends on MySpace,“Already she receives several dozen emails a day on MySpace.” Really?  This chick really gets 25 or more emails a day on MySpace?  Because I know people way more famous than her by massive leaps and bounds that tell me on average they get about that many per week.  So how can someone that nobody has really heard of get so many?  Oh wait maybe her MySpace page will tell us that.  Here she says on her MySpace page “Please, guys, stop sending me emails saying “Wut’s up” or “Will ya get down wit me?” I love letters, but please take the time to be respectful and write something half-intelligent. Feel free to ask me real questions about anything, sports, x-box, UFC, travel…“. Even if that is all people were saying I still call bullshit on this lie.  No way more than 24 people a week know write to her about anything.  There just aren’t enough people in the world that kn ow her fucking name to write her that often in a week.


Now here is a great one.  “Penthouse claims that people are calling and writing asking when they can see the photos of her.”  Really?  Penthouse wants us to believe that despite that fact that nobody has ever heard of this chick, somehow people are writing and calling asking for photos?  Ya we are so buying that bullshit.  I mean wouldn’t it be more believable if they were calling in or writing to see photos of someone famous?  Or at least someone semi-famous?  Or fuck something that anyone has heard of before?  But I repeat WHO THE FUCK IS LEXI BLADE?


She has almost no searches on the Internet.  She has almost no MySpace friends.  And how she issues a press release to say she’s leaving her porn past behind her after posing nude for a porn magazine that has yet to even be released.  I’m so fucking confused how anyone would ever publish such blatent lies let alone thing any fucker would be dumb enough to believe them.


So in closing I have this little tidbit of news for you miss Lexi Blade and your dumb whore of a publicist who helped you write up this press release ….


LEXI BLADE YOU POSED IN PENTHOUSE, NOT PLAYBOY.  THAT MEANS YOU ARE IN PORN AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE THAT WILL BE PART OF YOUR HISTORY.  TENS OF THOUSANDS OF WEBSITES ACROSS THE INTERNET WHO ARE AFFILIATES WILL TAKE YOUR PHOTOS AND DISPLAY THEM ON YOUR WEBSITE AND YOUR NAKED BODY WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN AND YOUR PUSSY RIGHT THERE FOR ALL TO SEE.   SO BEFORE YOU GO TURNING UP YOUR NOSE AS THOSE PORN PEOPLE OR “THAT” INDUSTRY AS YOU PUT IT, JUST REMEMBER WE ALL HAVE SEEN YOUR PUSSY TOO.

Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley Retires

Cassia Riley is reporting from her MySpace page that she is now officially and forever retired from the jizz biz and loving her new life.  Cassia Riley for those who don’t know first came to fame as a Penthouse Pet and then began booking a lot of nude modeling jobs across the Internet on various websites. Cassia Riley was the Penthouse Pet of the Month for April 2005 and is the Pet of the Year Runner-Up 2006.  Af far as I can tell she did only a handful of movies during the short spam of her adult career, in which she performed on camera only in solo scenes, doing masturbation or girl/girl.  It all seems to be very softcore – or cable erotica.

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CASSIA RILEY is RETIRED 🙂 I just did my final shoot…FOREVER!! New updates to my site soon…I couldn’t be happier about my life! Now is the time to bow out permanantly!!!!!

Teagan Presley’s Penthouse Pet Party

Teagan Presley, Penthouse Pet for January 2009 will be hosting a Penthouse magazine release party. This celebration will be held on Friday December 12th at Door 44 in Atlanta in Atlanta. Door 44 is Atlanta’s only ture ultra lounge with an edge, or so says their little promo.


VIP table reservations must be made in advance by calling 404-866-3467. For free admission RSVP by texting TuckerENT to # 46786 with your full name plus the # of guests you wish to bring.