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Plethora of Adult Film Stars To Feature Around the Country This Weekend

The Lee Network Brings a Plethora of Adult Film Stars To Feature Around the Country This Weekend

LA Direct Models (www.ladirectmodels.com), the largest and most prolific agency in adult entertainment and The Lee Network (www.theleenetwork.com), has announced this weekend’s dance schedule for all of their contract Adult Film Stars who will be taking the stage around the country this weekend.

  • Puma Suede Gold Club Centerfolds January 19th through January 22nd
  • Courtney Cummz Treasures Canada January 20th through January 22nd
  • Brooke Haven Spearmint Rhino West Palm Beach January 20th through January 22nd
  • Kagney Linn Karter Penthouse Club Houston January 20th through January 22nd
  • Audrey Bitoni Stiletto Carlstadt & Nanuet January 21st through January 22nd

Nothing to do the weekend before the big game? Now, thanks to The Lee Network, you have some choices…

  • Juelz Ventura Diamond Royale/Lodge January 26th through January 29th
  • Ann Marie Rios Spearmint Rhino Toronto January 27th through January 29th
  • Michelle Maylene Spearmint Rhino Lexington KY January 27th through January 29th
  • Breanne Benson Déjà vu Saginaw January 27th through January 29th
  • Jenna Presley Rockstar / Hollywood January 27th through January 29th

Breanne Benson, who was recently crowned Penthouse Pet for the month of January 2011, discusses what drives her to become one of the elite features in the country. “I have been dancing for ever since I was comfortable enough to get on stage and perform in front of an audience. Feature dancing is an incredible erotic experience for me, and I always get excited to meet my fans around the country. I’ve yet to dance in Michigan, and I am looking forward to this trip.”

Juelz Ventura is excited for 2011 and her upcoming feature gig. “Featuring so far has been amazing! I’m brand new to the game, so I’m still finding what works for me, but so far it’s been so much fun, and what I’ve done so far seems to be working. I love one-on-one connections with fans, it’s a rush, and featuring is definitely bringing me closer to them, as well as continuing to put my name out there. I’ve had a great time thus far, and I really hope this year I’m able to get out to even more cities and spread the love… My main motivation is pleasing my fans and just having a great time.”

Follow BROOKE HAVEN on Twitter

Every Friday on Twitter people do this thing called Follow Me Friday where you pick one or more names from your list of friends / followers and suggest them to your other friends / followers so they can follow them too. So I thought, what a great idea! Every Friday I’ll pick some hot and sexy porn star and this week the pick is @brookehavenxxx

Brooke Haven

www.Twitter.com/brookehavenxxx

Every Friday I pick a new porn star to follow and will only make Twitter accounts of stars I know for a fact are legit. The pictures shown in this post are from the stated stars profile page at the time the post was made however you should note these change all the time. If you want to see their most current Twitter profile background you should check out their twitter page.

Brooke Haven in Los Angeles

Brooke Haven will be feature dancing at Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club Thursday, January 7th thru Saturday, January 9th. Call or go on-line for more information.

Schedule:
Thursday: 10 pm & 12 am
Friday: 9 pm, 11 pm, & 1 am
Saturday: 9 pm, 11 pm & 1 am

Spearmint Rhino – Los Angeles
2020 East Olympic Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA
213.629.9213
www.spearmintrhino.com

Brooke Haven Birthday Bash Turns Ugly

Brooke Haven recently had a birthday party.  With the help of her friends over at LA Direct Models, Brooke Haven hosted a party with 50 or so of her industry friends.   It was a night meant for fun and frolic …. but then something went wrong, very wrong and ended with War Machine wanted by the law, Ben English in the hospital, some asian dude with a broken nose and Alec Knight with stitches in his head.   Although it is unclear exactly what injuries Ben English / Derek Hay has, he is said to still be in the hospital “recovering”.  So what the hell happened?  Well …. that’s where it gets a little confusing.

Brooke-Haven
Brooke Haven from Backdoor Desires

I read the original story on Adult FYI.  In short, War Machine – MMA fighter turned porn star hit his girlfriend at the Brooke Haven bash.  War Machine’s girlfriend, at least according to the story at Adult FYI is Alanah Rae.  Alanah Rae is still rather new to the business, having been around only about a year and in that time doing about 2 to 3 movies per month.  So she’s not completely unheard of, but still rather green.

Alanah Rae

Anyway, back to the story.   War Machine smacked his girlfriend in the face.  Then as others tried to find out what was going on and asked him to mellow out, he went after them as well.  Reports state he just went crazy and started going after anyone and everyone but with all of the attention on the fact that he went after his agent, people are glazing over the fact that this dude his his fucking girlfriend.  What kind of man would do something like that?  And even more serious, what kind of company would hire a man who does that?  That’s some fucked up shit.

Who is this War Machine you ask?  Well according to his Wikipedia page War Machine was born Jonathan Koppenhaver on November 30, 1981 and is professional mixed martial artist (MMA fighter).   He was formerly a fighter on The Ultimate Fighter:  Team Hughes vs. Team Serra.

The Ultimate Fighter season six cast member Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver legally changed his name to War Machine after a dispute erupted with TNA Wresting over the use of his nickname (War Machine) as there is also a wrestler who once used to go by the same name.  When he made the legal move he made a blog post about it.  Here is a copy of that post.

Subject: Funny ass shit!

SO in case you didn’t notice in my last fight the UFC did NOT use my nickname when I fought. Turns out some gay ass wrestling federation threatened to sue them because they recently named one of their wrestlers The War Machine Rhino and trademarked the name.

Too fuckin’ bad that I have been using this name for 6 years, have it tatted on my body and it is what my fans yell out when I’m fighting.

If you know my personality then you know damn well I am not gonna let some faggot ass, FAKE wrestler steal MY name..
SO 6 weeks ago I filed a change of name request and today I had court to make my name officially WAR MACHINE.

lol
Fuckin’ funny right? Didn’t really wanna have to do it but I am sure as hell not lose MY nickname.

Time for a nap.

WM”

On 31st of October 2009, War Machine announced that he would pursue a career in pornographic films along with fighting mixed martial arts. War Machine, on the internet stated the following:

“So I said fuck it! I signed with LA Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene! (laugh out loud) I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele, was fucking awesome! I was nervous as shit but I came through. I’m still gonna fight, just gonna do this too because fighting isn’t quite enough money and you all know I ain’t trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking! Fuck it! I’m living the dream, getting PAID to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for?

Here is the full story from Adult FYI about what happened that night.

This is what I posted earlier Sunday: So much for War Machine’s porn career.

The Grand Vizier woke me up out of a sound slumber early Sunday morning and just gave me these highlights with promise of more to follow:

“This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party,” The Vizier says. “We’re talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him.”

“War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital.”

“I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”

Since then a number of wrestling sites have picked up the story and even War Machine has been twittering about the incident:

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War Machine twitters: • to do? Wait and let someone craxk me first? lol..I think not. Fuck all you fucks.

• Ya’ll can say what you want but when you got 5 guys drunk and in your face pissed about some BS that ain’t even true what am I supposed

> Fuck….last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked….lol

Alec Knight who was hit and knocked out has this to add in a Twitter post:

“I’m ok. Just have to take it easy for a few days. Got a few staples in my head, but I’m going to be ok.

“I got hit in the noggin. Then my noggin hit he ground.”

I spoke to The Grand Vizier late Sunday afternoon, and he was telling me the War Machine incident occurred at a private birthday party at the Ultimate Porn Studios on Hayvenhurst near the Van Nuys airport. The shindig was for Brooke Haven and Glen, the webmaster for the MeanBitches website.

The fight, according to The Vizier broke out near midnight, but there was already a weird vibe due to the fact that it was reported earlier that David Aaron Clark had died.

“There were maybe 50 to 60 people at the party,” states The Vizier.

“Apparently War Machine wasn’t too happy, claiming that Derek Hay wasn’t getting him enough work as far as he was concerned. What happened next was speculative. Either War Machine socked a girl or was accused of doing it. Either way he snapped and began doing an Octagon dance and waving his fists. One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy- an Asian- had his nose broken.

“Then War Machine came after Derek and knocked him down. Alec Knight was also hit and went down, his head striking the pavement. It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched. War Machine was relentless as the crowd kept a distance.”

“The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster,” The Vizier continues.

“Then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops.”

> Posted on www.terezowens.com :So here’s the deal..Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine a few years ago attended a party last night for Porn Star Brooke Haven. Her Birthday party was being held at Ultimate Porn Studios in Van Nuys California..The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.More details to come.. -TO

Update: I have in fact spoken to War Machine’s Girlfriend Alanah Rae, who confirms that the former MMA star hit her across the face last night at Brook Haven’s Birthday Party..She claims he then went on to pummel almost a dozen dudes including his own porn agent Derek Hay..who still remains in the hospital recovering…more to come. -TO

Brooke Haven Goes Downtown

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club in Downtown Los Angeles proudly presents XXX superstar, Brooke Haven for 3 nights only. August 27th thru August 29th, 2009.

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Showtimes:
Thursday: 10 pm & 12 am
Friday: 9 pm, 11 pm, & 1 am
Saturday: 9 pm, 11 pm & 1 am

Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles
2020 East Olympic Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA
213.629.9213

Official Website:
www.spearmintrhino.com

Swollen Members Recruit Porn Stars

No, not that swollen member, you fucking perv, but the Band Swollen Member! They are a Canadian Band that’s been around since 1999. There up coming album, Armed To The Teeth, is scheduled to be released on October 13, 2009 by Suburban Noize Records.The band is shooting an X-rated video for their hit single, PORNSTAR. The video will feature porn stars Brooke Haven, Veronica Rayne, and Sarah Jessie. However I’m not sure where I will be able to see this X-rated video, because it’s unlikely to air on MTV or VH-1, maybe they’ll air a censored version?

Band-member Prevail believes “’Pornstar’ is a powerhouse and the concept takes the club track to a whole new level. The idea of leaving the club with a hot girl is age old, but the fantasy of leaving with a porn star is something brand new.

Brooke Haven = What’s wrong with porn

Brooke HavenBrooke Haven recently announced she wasn’t going to do anal scenes any longer, even though she was nominated as Favorite Anal Starlet at the F.A.M.E. awards.

 

So now, she announces she will only do girl-girl scenes.

 

So my question is this? When the fuck did Brooke Haven become Robert De Niro?

 

Where does this whore get off? There are a thousand girls doing porn and most understand they are getting paid to do one of the easiest things in the world. Fuck, get filmed doing it, and try to make it look good for people to watch rather than the silly faces they personally make when having sex in their own lives. Very few have the right to even really make such a demand in the first place. If you are the Robert De Niro of porn, such as Jenna Jameson or maybe Tera Patrick, then yes, you might have a right to make this demand after awhile.

 

I know Brooke Haven has been in over 150 movies, worked with some of the biggest names in porn, and has been doing it about 4 years now. But seriously, let me start thinking of porn stars that are bigger…

 

Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Devon, Lanny Barby, Sunny Leone, Savanna Samson, Belladonna, Gauge, Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Taylor Rain, Kira Kener, Kobe Tai, Asia Carrera, Tawny Roberts… shall I continue?

 

Of course, there is Janine, who did only girl scenes initially, and even she finally accepted doing male scenes. What the fuck makes someone not at the top think they have the right to not only stop performing in scenes which viewers nominated them best at, but then to completely cut off half the possibilities of scenes that they could possibly be hired for (either you are with a guy or not)?

 

So, I think both I and all her fans should be rightfully pissed off. So to remind this bitch of where she comes from, here are 4 great free videos of Brooke Haven taking it up the ass by a guy. Enjoy.

BROOKE HAVEN AT VAN NUYS SPEARMINT RHINO

Beautiful Brooke HavenDCypher posts: Brooke Haven loves to strip off all of her clothing and wildly dance the night away as if she were high priestess at a drunken bacchanal. Like most porn stars she discovered on her 18th birthday that deep within her blood ran a pagan fire, not entirely unlike the kind that once possessed the famed witches of Salem, to rent her clothing from her stunning body and wind under the pale, luminous rays of a miraculously full moon in an exquisite trance of ecstasy and unquenchable lust.

Just take a moment and let that image settle in…okay…onward!

Lucky are the bastards that live close enough to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to make the extraordinary pilgrimage, blessed be the perverts, because this weekend the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino will be hosting the reenactment of that amazing night for a modest fee. Punch and cake will not be served to the first 100 visitors who purchase a lapdance from the chesty siren.

The press release notifying me of this event went as far as to suggest that “striptastic fun” would be had by all that attended and that Brooke Haven would “dominate the stage with her stylistic flair of fun and eroticism,” but I’m not sure I am comfortable downplaying the obvious religious symbolism inherent in her tantric performance with such capricious hyperbole.

If you need more information on the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino please feel free to contact your local medium and ask for their assistance or simply visit Google and type in the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to see what comes up. I’m not your mommy. Geez. And don’t forget to wipe up that drool before you go out, bro.

ON THE SET OF BACKDOOR DESIRES

On the set of Torrid Entertainments latest release BACKDOOR DESIRES.

Starring Brooke Haven, Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin, Holly Wellin, Sintia Stone and Roxy Jezel. Catch all these girls at www.pornstar.com

Taylor Rain expressing her thoughtsKurt Lockwood demanding a glass for his water, he REFUSES to drink out of a bottleThe beautiful Brooke Haven awaiting instructionsMakeup Man Dan FreyTodd Todd dressing BrookeTodd and BrookeMeeting of the mindsBrooke Haven’s boobsBrooke engulfed by Anthony HardwoodTodd and Hardwood enchangibg ZenWho’s coochy is that?Brooke covering her nose, wonder why?Holly Wellin and Brooke eat up Brian SurewoodBrooke with a mouthfull and Holly with a nutsackSintia Stone washing upMore of Sintia StoneSintia Stone and Brooke spread wideA closer lookSintia Stone bent downThe porn poolPeekaboo with East Coast AnthonyFinchBanditGene Ross enjoying lunchTaylor Rain & Dan FreyUp close and personal with ToddThe incredible Katja KassinKatjaKatjaFinch thinks he has a better ass than KatjaKatja with somethin in her assLauren Phoenix prepsSativa Rose before she got illBandit ready for a swimLovely Lauren

To see photo galleries and video from Backdoor Desires visit www.clubhardcore.tv hosted by Kelly Erikson and www.clubtaylorrain.com, the exclusive home of Taylor Rain.