CARMELLA BING AT ROUGE

Carmella Bing To Feature Dance May 4th – 6th at Rouge
Buxom Brunette’s Performances Will Make You Go Scha-wing!

LA Direct Models

Camella Bing(Studio City, CA) LA Direct Model’s Carmella Bing is ready to rock the house May 4th – 6th at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club in Van Nuys in her very first solo feature dance engagement.

Appearing for three nights only, the raven haired beauty, who appears on the current issue of Busty Beauties, available at newsstands now, will tantalize audience members with her seductive moves, sexy body and creative costuming.

Carmella, a svelte, double d brunette, who first appeared at Rouge for LA Direct Models Busty Beauties “Up And Comers Night” in a single stage performance, is anxious about dancing but is thrilled to meet her fans and perform solo.

“My first night at Rouge for Busty Beauties was fantastic”, exclaims Bing. “I had never been on stage before but the support of the crowd and the other dancers who performed that night helped loosen up my inhibitions and made me feel much more comfortable then I thought possible. I am ready and looking forward to my very first solo feature dance weekend at Rouge and meeting all of my fans!”

Carmella will be available after each stage performance for lap dances, polaroids and autographs. Additional merchandise including her latest and greatest adult films will be on hand for those who want to take a piece of this rising star home with them.

Mark your calendar and get ready to scha-wing with Carmella Bing this weekend at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club located at 14626 Raymer Street in Van Nuys, CA. 91343. Please visit www.rougegentlemensclub.com or call 818-786-1822 for additional information.

Carmella Bing is exclusively represented by LA Direct Models and is available for scenes, photo shoots, feature dancing and more. Please contact LA Direct Models at 818-752-5080 or visit www.ladirectmodels.com for more information.

LA Direct Models is the exclusive booking agent for feature dancers at Rouge Gentlemen’s Club.

Carmella Bing and LA Direct Models media inquiries may be directed to Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at 661-607-4891 or jj@highprofilemedia.com.

A FUNNY MOMENT WITH jessica drake AT MICHAEL RAVEN’S HOUSE

Fayner Posts: Went to Michael Raven’s house warming party on Saturday night. Hey Michael, sorry I didn’t say goodbye and thank you. I guess what you said about how if you smoked one of my Marlboro’s you’d pass out, ’cause before I left I was "pissing" in the bathroom and saw you passed out in one of the many, many bedrooms of your huge mansion. I tried waking you up by yelling "Action!" a few times into your ear but you didn’t hear me.

So the "it" couple jessica drake and Brad Armstrong showed up. I like them. They must think I’m a cracked out psycho. But they tolerate me…just one of the sweet perks of being the #3 internet porno reporter!

So jessica (yeah, it’s all lower case) and I were chatting about what great food she wants to cook for me.

"Wow," I said, "you really do have a wonderful cum belly!"

"Cum," replied hot jessica, "goes in the belly, not on the belly," quoting an old saying by Taylor.

"Taylor used to say that all the time back when we were an item (sorry for reminding you of that Keith)!"

"Oh, I love Taylor," said jessica. "Holler!"

NOW THIS I CALL DEDICATION TO A FRIEND

Fayner Posts: So TR and Keith came by the house today. I was high on like nine Mountain Dew’s, someone threw on the HBO series Entourage. They left. I watched the new Simpsons.

Then, as I am no longer so analog I decided to use the On Demand feature on the cable and finally watch the episode of Entourage that my good buddy Jesse Jane was in.

So I started on the pilot episode. She wasn’t in that one.

The second episode. Nope.

Third. Nada.

Fourth. No Jesse in sight.

The fifth, you ask? Sorry, but no dice.

Lucky sixth episode. Hot porn chick-free.

Seventh, the final episode in season one? My mind is shot, but I can’t say I saw her.

From 8:30 until about 12:30 I sat and watched Entourage with no sign of Jesse Jane.

Lucky for my sanity the show is actually quite good.

But not as good as if Jesse Jane was on it. That would be super cool.

ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS IN THE WHOLE WORLD? SOMEONE GET THIS MAN ON THE FUCKING PHONE!

Hi Taylor … I saw on your website that you have a
modeling agency.  I was wondering if you could find me
some work or if you could act as agent?  I’m in my
early 30’s and male.  I was actually in an amateur
video (Suzi Suzuki) when I was 29.  I also know
Brittney Skye from before she was in porn about ten
years ago.  Well, I’m really good looking and some
would say at one time I was probably one of the best
looking guys in the whole world.  Well, now I’m not
doing much and I’ve been trying to find prostitutes
that want to be in porn (that was just today) and I
figured, what the hell, yk, why do I gotta do this?
So if you could help out that would be great.  I’m
nearly 6′ tall and weigh 170 lbs.  My dick looks
pretty good (I could send you pictures or you could
ask Brittney Skye for them.)  I’m also East Indian,
however, I could pass for South American or Italian.
So let me know if you can act as agent and I look
forward to fucking girls in front of people and on
camera, getting paid, squirting some nice loads on f
aces, pussies, titties, I just want to do everything… DP’s, three-ways, anal.  Thanks!

Fayner Says: This is just an example of some of the emails that come into the site over here in Woodland Hills at our World Headquarters. You have every single reason to feel very very badly for me at this very moment. I know I do.

NIC ANDREWS CATCHES THIEF ON TAPE

Yesterday my house was burglarized and I caught the guy on tape and actually CAPTURED and held his scum bag girlfriend and his getaway car!!! They had been stealing UPS, FEDEX, and U.S. Post Office packages from in front of my house for weeks of over $3400 in items.

The girl (his accomplice) is now being held on $30,000.00 bail and is facing arrainment on Wednesday for crimainal and federal charges of fraud and mail tampering. She refuses to give up the name and whereabouts of her boyfriend (the one on the video) and she is going to take the full rap which minimum will be 4 YEARS!!! Dumb bith considering he ran away and left her behind!!

I have photos of his car, license plate – the cops wont give me the info – so if you know someone who can provide this fuckers home address – I would be in their debt!

Here are the links to all the versions I have created of thie "THIEF" video that I am putting out over the internet. I am also posting photos of his car and license plate to see if someone will get me his home address info.

http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief.mpg  
http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief.avi
http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief_mp4.mov  

FOR iPOD – http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief_mpeg.m4v  

I think that is everything I will need to get this PRICK!!!!

If you want his car license plate info or more information – please email me.

-Nic