BOSTON PEVERTS PLAGUED WITH ANTI-PORNO PYRO

For the second time in less than a week, an Amazing porn shop north of Boston has burned to ashes, too hot for even firefighters to handle.

 

The chain of sizzling sex toy and va-va-voom video superstores, where fans frolic with their favorite X-rated stars, may be victims of nothing more than bad luck.

 

“I’ve been in this job long enough to know there are times when there are coincidences,” state Fire Marshal Stephen Coan said yesterday after the Amazing Superstore on Route 1 north in Peabody went up in smoke less than 12 miles from where, on Jan. 16, fire reduced the Amazing video store on Main Street in Reading to rubble.

 

The cause of the Peabody fire, which erupted in the smut mart around 3:30 a.m. and so engulfed the single-story brick structure that the roof caved in, remained under investigation late yesterday. The Reading inferno, which also broke out in the early morning hours, has been attributed to electrical problems.

 

“There is no indication I can give at this time of linkage between the two,” Coan said.

 

An employee at a third Amazing locale said the company has not issued any statement to staff expressing concern.

 

“I could play conspiracy theory,” the employee said, “but I’m hoping it’s over.”

 

Peabody Deputy Fire Chief James Coughlin said yesterday’s three-alarm blaze just feet from Route 1 was so intense that firefighters “went right into defensive mode” to save two other businesses: World Class Billiards and the Misono Japanese and Sushi Restaurant.

 

“When I arrived, there was heavy, heavy smoke,” Coughlin said. “You could barely see the building.”

 

Asked if rescue crews were able to save any Amazing merchandise, Coughlin said, “I was never a customer, so I don’t know what would have been worth salvaging. But, there was nothing left. Everything was incinerated.”

(has ANYONE picked up on the fact that these stores are OWNED by Metro boss Kenny Guarino????……. hmmmmmmm, has ANYONE started putting anything together here??????????)

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SLLAB’S PR GAL DENIES EDDIE VAN HALEN’S TIES TO COMPANY

Fayner Posts: I had been hearing rumblings regarding the amazing Eddie Van Halen’s financial ties to new porno company SLLAB (BALLS backwards). Needing to now everything about VH I sent an email asking about this.

“Good to hear from you. Don’t know who your sources are, but the only “involvement” that Ed has is in being a friend of Frank Castle’s” wrote PR peson Sherry of Black and Blue Media.

I was sold until I read the name Black and Blue Media.

You see, Van Halen (Hagar) had a song titled Black and Blue.

So what I first believed was a rumor is now pretty much a fact to me. Hearing that EVH put cash into the company plus one of his song titles being used as a sister company is too much of a coincidence for me to just think what she said.

I want to start shooting for SLLAB.

Does Robert Lobard know anything about this?

CRAVEN MOOREHEAD UNLEASHES GRUBGIRL

Fayner Posts: I’ve decided to write some nice things about Craven ’cause he’s a good person. Sure, he puts guns to his animals’ heads as publicity photos, but he’s worked hard and paid his dues and knows how to party with the best of them.

I saw this movie cover in the latest AVN and thought how great and dirty Brit looks. Plus he got Danzig to join the soundtrack and that is cooler than not getting Danzig on the soundtrack.

Check out the new web site for the flick. It’s fucking cool.

So cool in fact that we are overlooking how at the NAMM show when I ran into an old friend who happens to love porno and I asked Craven for one of the DVDs he had brought for a no-show Shavo of SOAD and he said that he gave them to Poision’s Rikki Rockitt.

The Movie’s site is http://www.cravenmooreheadxxx.com

THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL

Adult film star and porn empire queen Jenna Jameson is set to host a pre Super Bowl party in Detroit. The game matches the Seattle Seahawks against the Pittsburgh Steelers. So will the well endowed performer turn Super Bowl XL into a wardrobe malfunction XXX party?

Not quite.

Jenna says she will bring some of her Club Jenna stars to the Motor City’s Zoo Bar on Friday Feb. 3, but they won’t be naked.

But she does promise some lingerie and a sexy show.

“That’s not what it’s really about,” Jameson said of partying naked. “I just accept myself and I think a lot of women out there kind of relate to me. Everybody is sexual; I just happen to be really honest about it.”

Tickets are a stunning $500 and the pre-game party will offer party goers a chance to meet the adult film stars and a lingerie fashion show, open bar and autograph sessions with the girls.

Best guess – the bar will have plenty of activity and traffic.

One note: Super Bowl XXX was actually played in Phoenix in 1995 with Dallas defeating Pittsburgh 27-17.


WANKER WANG’S TEXT MESSAGE

Fayner Posts: It was a long day today. I was up all night and then went the NAMM show with Craven. Later on back at his house my new gal Haley Paige came by and brought me dinner. I got a text message from Wanker Wang. Haley aso got the same one. It read:

I’m trapped in Buena Park with a cheesy Thai lounge singer and a black midget couple with speech impediments. Help me cause it’s loud

Neither of us did a thing.

Wanker Wang has yet to be heard from since.

LETS GET THE STORY STRAIGHT!!!!

NAUDIA NYCE CAME OVER AT 420 YESTERDAY TO GET HIGH OF COURSE!!! AND I ASKED HER IF SHE HAS LOOKED AT THE TWO INTERVIEWS AND SHE SAID “NO”!

“WHAT NOW” HERE READ IT!

SHE SAID ” I WASNT IN JAIL FOR 6 DAYS! IT WAS MORE LIKE 2 MONTHS!

“WHAT NOW! THATS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!”

“ANYWAYS GOTTA GO! THANKS FOR GETTING ME HIGH AND WRITING A GREAT STORY!!” AND “MY POOR KIDS. IF THEY ONLY KNEW!!!”

“LATER DAWG”

TMFR

OWNER WRITER AND EDITOR

BREAKING NEWS.. WINSTON BURBANK AT IT AGAIN

Nate Dawg aka Winston Burbank is in top secret negotiations to jump into a POV Blowjob scene for none other than A MYSTERY COMPANY?????

After seeing Winstons collosal penis exclusively here on Lukeford, They just had to get some of that massive penis in there movie, negotiations are fast and furious, heated as well!!

Also, if you would like to book him . ALL HIS BOOKINGS GO THROUGH TAYLOR RAIN AGENCY!!!! Book him he has a massive penis!!!! HOLLER 420!!!

P.S. HE DOES NOT DO INTERACIAL!!!!

Isn’t that a face you could just take home to mom???
TR just wants to squish those little cheekers!!

THE LOST VEGAS PICTURES…FOUND!

SOME OF THESE PICTURES ARE INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

WHO’S AVN AWARD IS THIS? WHO’S COCAINE IS THIS? WE KNOW, DO YOU?

 

THIS CHICK KNEW TR YEARS AGO AS CHILDREN. THE FIRST TIME I MET HER SHE HAD SUPER DIRTY FEET. THE SECOND TIME I MET HER WAS HOURS BEFORE THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN. SHE SOMEHOW GOT HERSELF AND HER LUGGAGE TO TESTA’S ROOM WITH PROMISES OF SEX. IF SHE WASN’T SO INSANE I WOULD HAVE.

WHATEVER, PEOPLE. IT WAS 5 AM THURSDAY MORNING WHEN I FOUND HER AT THE CIRCLE BAR. LET’S SEE YOU DO BETTER AT 5 AM. ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE LOOK ON KICK AS PICTURES’ MARK KULKIS THE NEXT MORNING WHEN I WALKED HER TO THE CONVENTION AFTER A MIGHTY LONG EARLY MORNING WAS PRICELESS. NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE ENDED UP NOT SIGNING THAT DAY. FAYNER STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!

NOT SURE WHO THIS ASS BELONGS TO, BUT I KNOW WHO THE HANDS ARE THAT ARE ALL OVER IT. THINK THEIR GIRLFRIENDS KNOW???

TESTA’S AWARD FOR “BEST BLOWBANG” WAS DESERVING TO SAY THE LEAST. HIS TONGUE CAN DO WONDERS WHEN WRAPPED AROUND A COCK, OR SO I’VE HEARD

WE KNOW THAT IT’S AUTUMN BLISS AND MARIA GETTING ALL CLOSE AND SULTRY HERE, BUT WHO IS THAT CREEPY GUY LURKING IN THE SHADOWS BEHIND THEM? OH, IT’S JUST TRAVIS.