Funny PR Bull from Will Ryder

I got an interesting press release today.  It always just fascinates me how little we call people out in our industry for the bull that gets said on seriously a daily basis.  The headline of this press release reads “Brady Bunch Creator Dies; Not the Bradys XXX Remains #1 Selling Porn Parody of all Time“.  REALLY?  Are you kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, I found it a little creepy that someone would use the death of a person to promote their porno but that isn’t really what I found off about the email.

I don’t know about you but I would venture to guess that Pirates or Pirates 2 from Digital Playground, a parody of sorts of Pirates of the Caribbean, would probably be “the #1 selling porn parody of all time”.  I can’t say for sure, but then again … can Will Ryder?

Which porno parody really is the best selling “of all time”?  Would it be Pirates?  What about Vivid’s Batman?  I heard that did extremely well.  What about BatFXXX from Bluebird?  It won a ton of awards last year and they spent a crazy amount of money making it.

 

While we can pretty much guess that Will Ryder pulled his stats out of his ass, I do wonder what porno parody really is the best selling of all time.

I also wonder how many different ways he will find to exploit the sale of his movies.  Of course this is the same man that one time sent out a press release to promote the sale of one of his movies levering the story of a porn star who was raped, so seeing him promote the real death of someone to promote his movie shouldn’t surprise me.

Will Ryder I totally get that you are a PR machine and want to promote your movies but maybe before you rush to write up a press release you should stop and ask yourself, is this really tacky of me?  Should I really be promoting my movie when talking about some girl being raped or someone dying?  Also while I’m at giving advice you should really think about some of the things that come out of your mouth like you invented the porno parody genre or that one of your movies is the best selling porn parody of all time.

Those kind of things diminish any real accomplishments you may have.

You make some good movies, you should be totally proud of that.  You don’t need to just make up stupid stuff that most of us know are just flat out lies to make yourself look better.  You really don’t.  Unlike some people in our industry, you’ve actually paid your dues.  You actually make rather good movies.  So you don’t need all the bullshit hype.

 

Teagan Presley Headed to New York

Adam & Eve Contract Star Teagan Presley Heads Back to NY for a Dazzling Two-Night Appearance at Starlets


Adam & Eve contract star Teagan Presley kicks off her sixth straight week on the road with a stop in New York City at Starlets Gentlemen’s Club, this Friday, July 15th and Saturday the 16th. June had Teagan on a four city tour through Pennsylvania and the Midwest, and July has already had her in Chicago. This busy super Starlet won’t rest just yet.
“New York fans are some of my favorites. The clubs are super high energy, and its a huge party atmosphere.” Presley explains, “I like fans who are there to have fun, and who know that tipping is not just what you do to cows when you are drunk! Starlets, get ready, we are gonna tear up the Big Apple!”

Starlets Gentlmen’s Club is located in Woodside, New York at 49-09 25th Avenue. For more information, call (718) 726-3700 or visit Starlets on the web at http://www.starletsny.com. You can also follow Starlets on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/ClubStarletsNYC or @ClubStarletsNYC.

Teagan Presley stars in two of the biggest releases of the year, both released in the coming months, Forbidden for skinworXXX and Killer Bodies, both released by Adam & Eve. For media inquiries on Teagan Presley, email Katy Zvolerin at katy@adameve.com or Joshua at joshua@adameve.com.

About skinworXXX: skinworXXX was formed by adult powerhouse Teagan Presley and director/executive producer Joshua in December 2008. Presley is also a contract star for adult industry giants, Adam & Eve Pictures, who also exclusively distribute skinworXXX movies. skinworXXX is a new technology leader for the adult community, providing the first full-resolution digital download on the DevianceDVD release. skinworXXX received 10 AVN nominations in their first year, with two big wins including Best All-Sex High End Release and Best All-Girl Group Scene, as well as three XBIZ Awards nominations for Best Gonzo Release, Marketing Campaign of the Year, and New Studio of the Year, an XRCO nomination for Release of the Year, and winning the CAVR title of Movie of the Year. For more information on skinworXXX and the Sun Goddess, FemmeCore or the Deviance series, visit them on the world wide web at www.sungoddessxxx.com or www.deviancexxx.com. Press inquiries, please email rockstarprm@me.com.

 

Aiden Ashley gets a contract

AXEL BRAUN SIGNS AIDEN ASHLEY TO EXCLUSIVE BOY-GIRL CONTRACT

LOS ANGELES – (July 12, 2011) – AVN and XRCO Director of the Year Axel Braun has signed all-natural starlet Aiden Ashley to a 2-year exclusive boy-girl contract with his award-winning studio, Axel Braun Productions, whose movies are exclusively distributed by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company.

You can follow Aiden Ashley on twitter @AidenAshley

Under the terms of the contract, the 22 year-old Arizona native, who has never before performed in boy-girl scenes, will star in several big-budget features and even get a chance to direct.

“I met Aiden during the auditions for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody and I was immediately blown away by her professionalism, her enthusiasm, her acting ability, and of course her stunning beauty” said Braun, “I saw incredible potential in her, but being a girl-girl only performer I was limited in the roles I could cast her in, so I jokingly told her that she should start doing boy-girl scenes just for my movies. I had no idea that she would actually say yes, and I am absolutely thrilled that she did.”

“That’s exactly how it happened” said Aiden, “I started thinking about it, and even though I had never planned on ‘crossing over’, the opportunity to star in Axel’s movies was too juicy to pass. His productions are incredible, his reputation is stellar, and being associated with him and Vivid is a great honor.”

A professional DJ, recording artist, and self-professed adrenaline junkie, Aiden loves skydiving, bungee jumping, racing BMX, snowboarding and even flying a trapeze.

“I just love thrills,” said Aiden, “I actually have a fetish for heights; I seriously like going to sit on a cliff when I need to relax. And I love music, and all forms of art. Since I was young, I have used creating art as an outlet to express myself. I paint using mostly acrylics. I’m also very big into mixed media projects, and I’m working on an EDM (Electronic Dance Music) album.”

With two big movies already in pre-production at ABP, fans of Aiden Ashley can expect her highly anticipated first boy-girl scene to be available in the fall from Vivid Entertainment.

About Axel Braun:
The son of legendary porn-pioneer Lasse Braun, and grandson of a diplomat, Axel Braun was born and raised in Italy, where he received a privileged upper-class upbringing. Fluent in five languages, a member of MENSA, a film-school graduate, and the bearer of a Ph.D. in Psychology, Axel has a unique cultural background that definitely sets him apart from the many other directors in the Adult industry. A second-generation AVN Hall-of-Famer, over the span of his career he has won awards all over the world for Directing, Producing, Screenwriting, and Editing. For more information visit www.axelbraun.net.

Monica Foster revealed as major contributor to PWL website

We’ve all known for awhile now that Monica Foster has actively participated in the porn wiki leaks website, despite the fact that she claims they caused her so much harm.  But what we didn’t know is that it turns out Monica Foster was one of the top 10 contributors to the site – contributing almost as much as the site owner Donny Long, himself.   As more and more user and contributor information continues to be leaked, I wonder what else will come out about her contributions to the site? [list source]

  1. 1,worstnightmare,2011-04-06,ergtwegegewgwet@trvgtrbvgbetb.com,Administrator Hammer,
  2. 6,Charles Manson,2010-10-22,none@nonegfvetrvbgegtb.com,Senior Member,
  3. 11,News Guru,2011-04-06,icandoit1265@yahoo.com,Administrator Hammer,
  4. 13,Markus D,2011-01-15,spartan2260@live.com,Senior Member,164.67.46.19
  5. 23,Joe,2010-11-05,joef1973@gmx.com,Member,65.5.163.191
  6. 72,Bucky,2010-12-02,mido11@wi.rr.com,Member,24.167.232.236
  7. 108,The Real Donny Long,2010-12-08,donnylong@xxxfilmjobs.com,Senior Member,
  8. 119,MonicaFoster,2010-12-09,monica@monicaf.com,Member,75.83.155.198
  9. 153,Silver_Slugger,2010-12-28,medellincartel1@earthlink.net,***Wiki God***,76.234.135.194
  10. 155,Leecock_Foster,2010-12-28,iodise-78561@mypacks.net,Senior Member,99.150.150.66

You know it’s funny, for years I’ve watched shows like Law and Order and they always have these guys who try and blame others for this and that and in the end it always turns out that the guy who bitches the loudest is always the really guilty one. Guess that’s why Monica Foster has spent so much time pretending to complain about the site …. it was really her way of advertising the site to draw even more traffic to it.  Now it kinda all makes sense why she was working so hard and doing so much to get attention for the site.

For awhile now people have been saying that the supposed information leaked about her family was all fake.  I was like no way … surely nobody is that psycho to come up with that crazy of a story just to get attention for themselves.  Apparently I was wrong.

 

 

Was Barbie once a Nazi Hooker?

Growing up most little girls have one thing in common and that was they loved playing with their barbie doll.  Barbie could be anything … a doctor, a teacher, a sister, a hot girlfriend, and even a lawyer but above all Barbie was always hot.  She had big boobies and a tiny little waist.  She was what most girls dreamed of growing up to be.  I mean who wouldn’t want to grow up and be a hot blonde, with long legs – be at least 5 foot 9 (super model tall), weigh 110 pounds and have measurements of 36-18-33.  Oh yes you read that right, that’s a crazy 18 inch waist!  Her cup size appears to be a natural yet perky D!

But did you know that Barbie started out life as a Nazi sex doll?  Totally true!

Thanks to a story posted on Adult FYI, I learned a crazy history about the birth of Barbie I never knew.

During the war Adolf Hitler ordered blow-up dolls for his troops because so many caught sex diseases from hookers, records reveal.  Nazi scientists developed the “synthetic comforters” for German soldiers who were enjoying themselves a bit too much in Paris.  [source]

The problem was so bad it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline duties. The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote: “The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places.

“It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health for the sake of a quick adventure.”

Hitler personally apporoved the plan for the blonde and blue-eyed “gynoid” dolls, which were small enough to fit into a backpack.

They were tested by soldiers in Nazi-occupied Jersey.

Himmler was so impressed he ordered 50 for his own troops.

But in 1942 the project was axed when German soldiers refused to carry the dolls because of the potential embarrassment if they were captured by the British.

Author Graeme Donald uncovered Hitler’s secretive “Borghild Project” while researching the history of Barbie – which was based on a post-war German sex doll.

He said: “In the end the idea fizzled out and the place where they were made and all the dolls were destroyed in the bombing of Dresden.”

The daily mail reports that these very sex dolls are what inspired our modern day Barbie!

Initially, the Hungarian actress Kathe von Nagy was asked if the doll could be modelled on her, but she refused.

Instead the look of the Aryan doll with blonde bob hair and blue eyes was left bland so soldiers could apply their own fantasy.

Author Graeme Donald has uncovered the secretive ‘Borghild Project’ while researching the history of the Barbie doll – which was based on a post-war German sex doll toy.

He included the tale in his book, Mussolini’s Barber, a compilation of bizarre stories connected with the biggest events of history.

The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Henrich Himmler wrote: ‘The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls, and other places.

Author Graeme Donald discovered the sex dolls project while researching the history of the Barbie doll that was based on the Lilli sex doll of 1956 (pictured below)

‘It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health just for the sake of a quick adventure.’

The dolls were apparently trialled in Nazi-occupied Jersey at the German barracks in St Hellier.

After being refined, Himmler was so impressed he immediately ordered 50 of them.

 

However, at the beginning of 1942 he changed his mind and the whole project was axed and any evidence was destroyed in the Allied bombing of Dresden.

The story came from German sculptor Arthur Rink, one of the men on the team which designed the doll at the Racial Hygiene and Demographic Biology Research Unit.

Mr Donald said: ‘I was looking at the weird things on the periphery of major events when I came across this story.

‘I was actually researching the history of the Barbie doll that was based on a German sex doll of the 1950s.

‘Ruth and Elliot Handler from America visited Germany in 1956 and saw the Lilli dolls that were sold in barbers’ shops and nightclubs – and were not for children.

‘Ruth didn’t realise this and bought one and realised later they were not toys. But Ruth and her husband used the doll as a foundation for what became Barbie.

‘While I was researching this I came across references to Nazi sex dolls and found out that Hitler had ordered them to be made.

‘As ever, more troops were laid low by disease than by bullets. Syphilis was a problem Hitler was aware of and he was rumoured to have suffered from it himself.

‘In an attempt to try and stop the troops getting sexually transmitted diseases the Nazis started to develop sex dolls.

‘There was debate about whether the dolls should have the hair-style with side-plaits spiralled into circles, but in the end a boyish bob won the day.

‘They were made from highly tensile and elastic polymers and the first ones were trialled in Jersey.

‘In the end the idea fizzled out and the place where they were made and all the other dolls are thought to have been destroyed in the bombing of Dresden.’

The book, Mussolini’s Barber, is currently available at Amazon.


Warning Fake Press Guy Scamming Girls for Sex

Lisa Ann continues to top the charts at Fame Registry and she most recently released her own Fleshlight.

So when it comes to the industry shows, the ladies know they have to put on their best smile and be ready to talk to hordes of interviewers from every magazine and website you can think of.   Exxxotica Chicago is no different and performers like Lisa Ann were expecting the normal questions like what is your favorite sexual position and do you like anal sex and of course the what is your favorite movie question can’t be missed but what she wasn’t quite expecting is someone who claims to be a “professional photographer & writer” avoiding any of the typical interview questions and instead using the opportunity to hit her up for sexual favors.

Evan J. Thomas what kind of unprofessional douche bag does that?

  • @EvanJThomas – Sometimes the most ridicules things get turned upside down
  • @EvanJThomas – not a psycho… Just a hard working guy
  • @TheRealLisaAnn – @EvanJThomas So everyone, this guy poses as a “reporter” goes thru our PR Companies, but really wants a private! What a TOOL and Liar!
  • @TheRealLisaAnn -All my girls out there going to @EXXXOTICA watch out for this @evanjthomas he’s just wasting out PR Companies time! #FREAK
  • @TheRealLisaAnn – @11michael11 I’m not down, people work for a living. @risingstarpr works so hard and I don’t like them being lied to!
  • @TheRealLisaAnn – And we wonder why the World has Trust issues!!! LOL .. I’m ok lovers, just annoyed when people lie, to me and my team!

The U.S. lays claims to all .COM and .NET websites

Read something rather interesting today that could have some monumental impact on illegal tube sites. [source]

THE US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency (ICE) wants to take down web sites that use the .com and .net top level domains (TLD) regardless of whether their servers are based in the US.

Erik Barnett, assistant deputy director of ICE said told the Guardian that the agency will actively target web sites that are breaking US copyright laws even if their servers are not based in the US. According to Barnett, all web sites that use the .com and .net TLDs are fair game and that, since the Domain Name Service (DNS) indexes for those web sites are routed through the US-based registry Versign, ICE believes it has enough to “seek a US prosecution”.

According to the Guardian, ICE is not focusing its efforts just on web sites that stream dodgy content but those that link to them, something the newspaper claims has “considerable doubt as to whether this is even illegal in Britain”. It points out that the only such case to have been heard by a judge in the UK was dismissed.

Barnett said, “By definition, almost all copyright infringement and trademark violation is transnational. There’s very little purely domestic intellectual property theft.”

However Barnett’s claim that because Verisign is the registry for .com and .net TLDs that gives ICE jurisdiction over servers based in foreign countries seems tenuous at best. Nevertheless he said, “Without wishing to get into the particulars of any case, the general goal of law enforcement is to arrest and prosecute individuals who are committing crimes. That is our goal, our mission. The idea is to try to prosecute.”

Jim Killock, executive director of the Open Rights Group told the Guardian, “This seems absurd […] if you don’t have some idea that there’s a single jurisdiction in which you can be prosecuted for copyright infringement that means you’re potentially opening an individual to dozens of prosecutions.”

ICE is most probably banking on expectations that those it accuses of sharing copyrighted content won’t be able to afford a legal team to question its claim that its jurisdiction extends beyond US borders.

Audrey Hollander … Red, White and Naughty Me

Audrey Hollander has long been a popular performer with a legion of fans.  Yet despite her popularity, you don’t really hear a lot of about her inside of industry circles.  She seems to do her job, go home and that’s that.  She doesn’t have a facebook page, she doesn’t really do many interviews and until recently she didn’t tweet either.  While she isn’t really all that active on Twitter she does have a twitter page and for the 4th of July holiday she decided to do a series of photo tweets leading up to the 4th of July holiday in which as she put it, would kick off the 4th of July with a *bang*.

These are the photos she tweeted over the last few days.

You can follow Audrey Hollander on Twitter @RealAudreyXXX.

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