Fayner Posts: There was a time on Saturday I was upset about my supposed ban from the AVN awards show – which I found out was incorrect information – until I heard that I was not the only one being asked to please stay away.

Apparently because of his/her antics last year in which he/she kept fondling the balls of some rap guy performing (Chingy? Squiggy? They’re all the same to me), popular and very hard to detect Tranny Vanity was informed that he/she should probably not come.

Then I was elated, ’cause at the time I was thinking that the only two people being kept out of the awards were a troublemaking zombie addict and a nut squeezing transexual.

When I found out the information regarding me was untrue I was truly sad, not because I missed the show but because I wasn’t as downright gross and unwelcome as Vanity.

That’s not to say I didn’t come close.

Fayner Posts: I was not in fact banned from the AVN Awards. To make a long story short, I was told by someone that Mike Ramone told her I was banned from the show.

Instantly I went to Mike and told him that was fucked up.

“What he said?”

I told him what she had just told me.

“Complete bullshit. We’ve always gotten along. I told her I couldn’t give you a ticket ’cause the only remaining ones are for nominees and hot chicks.

Instantly I believed him and apologized. I felt like a dick. I hope he believed it.

I found out later the girl had lied to me and plan to find out why right away

So this is here to again say sorry to Mike for accusing him.

And to say that when I ran into Paul he seemed sincere in his promise to work some magic for me. Unfortunately for me Paul most likely was trying to get many people in and had no time. I thank him for even stopping on the convention floor for a chat with me, who is probabaly now considered the worst person to be seen with in Vegas, and doing so pretty much labels you the pinned out waste product trouble on the horizon ready to OD freak I have been unjustly labeled. Later we’ll get into that as well ’cause I got some things to say about supposed friends who feel they should keep their distance from me while in public in fear of association.

And as Paul told me, I should have made arrangments for a press pass months before when they sent them out.

Not to say I didn’t have a ticket through another company, but it was revealed hours before that someone had given all the reserved ones to other people.

Again, sorry to Mike and AVN for this.

Fayner Posts: My mother’s store carries a computer bag called Dropkick Your Laptop (www.bags withatwit.com) that boasts ” Protective- Made of Feathersuede™ an Ultralight, Super Strong, Washable Synthetic” and “-Durable- 1 laptop dropped 49 times, without a scratch”
. We were still partying in Testa’s room where I was also staying late night after our V Bar mayhem on Sat night, and Robbye Bently came by with a friend. Her friend became worried about my many threats to put my laptop in the computer bag and beat the fuck out of it for fun.

He wanted to know why I would do that, and how I felt so comfortable with an answer like “why not?” My threats continued, his concern as well. Finally it was time. Anyone who knows Robbye or Dez or Chad will attest to the beatdown I gave it.

It still worked.

Later I did it some more, and then again for Stephany from Hot Wax Cosmetics before I left.

I had met Stephany and model Jelena Jensen in Nadia Styles’ room and am confident that both of them are awesome and plan on hanging out with them alot back in LA if they’ll let me.

Anyway,I must have dropped the computer bag more than 49 times ’cause I’m now home and it is officially broken.

But just as I told Robbye’s friend, I didn’t care if it broke and only did it to prove a point that ideas are best when carried out and that life would in fact continue if I smashed it.

True to my word, when it was revealed that it was cooked, I laughed, punched it a bunch then plugged in the brand new laptop a fan sent to me some months back.

Now, I’m working on finding out if it was busted from the multi-blows I gave it or it just committed suicide from boredom and gay tendencies after having to be used to visted myspace.com

No good, can’t speak, wound up, no sleep.

-ROLLING STONES CASINO BOOGIE

Fayner Posts: Last night some time Tyler and I headed upstairs to the room to smoke a bowl.Just as the elevator door was closing an old man around 80 squeezed in with us. He was staring at me. Most people do.

Then he spoke

“Keith Richards.”

“Come again?” I asked.

“You are a spitting image of Keith Richards.”

“That’s what they tell me.”

“You even got the sunken cheeks look going too. It’s remarkable.”

“That’s what they tell me.”

“All you’re missing is the drugs.”

“Ha!” Tyler shot out. “That’s a good one!”

The guy took another look at me, then said, “Actually, you should stay off the drugs. You look like shit.”

“Thanks old man,” I said as he walked out at his floor. “I never would have known that if it weren’t for you.”

Fayner Posts: Sometimes I cry.

I feel like it right now.

Why?

Well, it seems my reputation proceeds me when it comes to my lifestyle, which only really sucks ’cause everyone is doing it and everyone knows it. My bad rep comes from being honest about things.

So…

I’ve been told by many friends this week that it ain’t kosher for them to be around me in fear of being tagged a druggie, either from their contracted company or their boyfriend or whoever.

First it was a party the other night that I was told I should probably not go to ’cause it would look bad for a gal involved with the company to be seen with me.

And today when I saw Briana Banks (who is clean from drugs) and she got up to give me a hug and said “I should be careful. You have a worse reputation than (her former boyfriend) Bobby Vitale! People will get the wrong idea!”

Even Tyler Durden today joked about not wanting to walk the convention floor with me ’cause I’m a bad bad boy.

I guess I could see it as a compliment, which I have decided to do ’cause I don’t wanna cry in Vegas.

TMFR Posts…..

Here I am, in Vegas!!!! Today I get started!!! Signing at 10AM.

Check bak all day and night. Lots of updates and photos from the floor!

Tomorrow, I’l hve photos of me in my room, getting ready… and pics from tonights party at Treasures.

We’re all off to AVN, will we get there? Who the fuck knows!

The caravan includes Taylor Rain and Keith in the Escalade and Fayner (wearing mascara and eyeliner), Jessi Summers, Naudia Nyce, Nate Dawg (Winstong Big Dick Burbank) and Gustavo the Latin Loved in the Benz!!! Talk about a road trip!! Will we get there? Who the fuck knows!

So, while we drive to Vegas, we’re sure there will be no wireless connection for us to jack while we;re driving, please enjoy this free video clip and we’ll start posting as soon as we get to Vegas.

Look for TMFR, Nate, and Fayner all to post photos and updates from the AVN expo!!!!

Sincerely,
Dick Bandit
Newest LF Writer

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SNOW IS AGAIN PREDICTED FOR LAS VEGAS THIS WEEK…AND BY SNOW WE MEAN WHITE NARCOTICS

WE AT LUKEFORD.COM CARE ABOUT THE WELL-BEING OF ALL ADULT PERFORMERS. THE FOLLOWING IS WHAT MAY HAPPEN IF YOU’RE CAUGHT WITH DRUGS THIS WEEK IN LAS VEGAS

MARIJUANA

Possession of marijuana by persons 21 years of age or older is a misdemeanor and is punishable by a fine of $600 or possible drug treatment. For a second offense, the fine increases to $1,000. For a third offense, the punishment is up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $2,000. A fourth offense changes the classification to a felony and is punishable by 1 – 4 years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000.

COCAINE

Cocaine and crack cocaine are Class A drugs, which carry heavy legal penalties:

For possession: a maximum sentence of 7 years and a fine.

For supply: a maximum sentence of life imprisonment and a fine.

METH/SPEED

Amphetamines are classified under the Misuse of Drugs Act as a Class B drug. Doctors can still prescribe them and patients may possess them on prescription. Otherwise it is an offence to produce, supply or possess them. If amphetamines are prepared for injection, the increased penalties of Class A drugs apply. But for Class B, the penalties are as follows:

For possession: up to 5 years’ imprisonment and a fine.

For supply: up to 14 years’ imprisonment and a fine.

PROSTITUTION

Although illegal outside any legal brothel, hooking is considered a misdemeanor in Nevada. That means you can do it as much as you want.