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The Not So Secret Sex Lives

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Today on the Katie show with award winning journalist Katie Couric, there was as her guest Dr. Suzy Spencer.  And the show topic today was Secret Sex Lives which was basically a platform for this chick to discuss some book she has written.  But the interesting part was when she started talking about girls who web cam or as she called it, “like phone sex but over the internet”.

The good Dr. explained that all kinds of girls do it and not just girls, sometimes couples do too.

Katie Couric couldn’t wrap her mind around how couples could do this.  “Do they just get bored?” she asked the Dr. Spencer.  It was so funny, you could seriously see the look of true confusion of her face.  Like doing anything crazy and different just never crossed her mind.

But the best part of this story has yet to come!

So in the end it was revealed that the good doctor during the course of her research who mind you was celibate for the last 10 years.  During the course of her research for this book she attended a swingers party, again for “research” and met a couple who she not only ended up having sex with but also like 12 people were watching.

Anyway what I learned from this show is that really mainstream media truly has no idea what we do and what we are about.  They really don’t.

 

 

My 2014 AVN Award Predictions

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The 2014 AVN Awards show is coming up and here are some of my predictions.

Best Actress

  • I predict Jessica Drake, for her work in Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles, Wicked Pictures will win it.
  • But I think Brooklyn Lee, for her work in The New Behind the Green Door, should win it.

Female Performer of the Year

  • I predict Bonnie Rotten will win it.
  • But I think Dani Daniels should win it.

Mainstream Star of the Year

  • Without a doubt Sunny Leone should win it. There is no porn star in our entire industry who has had the mainstream success that she has had over in Bollywood. Her million dollar 3 movie deal aside there is also a mobile phone contract. What porn star can say that?
  • I predict James Deen will probably win it. Being in a C rated movie with Lindsay Lohan and a sex tape with Teen Mom doesn’t compare to what Sunny Leone has accomplished.

Male Performer of the Year

  • I predict Xander Corvus will win it because of his friendships with the right people.
  • I think James Deen should win it, not only because of his body of work but also because so many female performers name is as the guy they most enjoy working with. Apparently he’s just one really nice guy and really treats the ladies with the utmost respect.

 

Is AVN promoting Child Porn?

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When I heard that AVN released their nominations, like everyone else I quickly went to their website and checked out the list.

What surprised me is the category for “Best Young Girl Release”

Not exactly a category one would expect from such a well respected leader in the adult industry.

This particular award category actually is for the barely legal type movies but the name makes it sound much worse than it actually is. So I have to ask — what the hell where they thinking naming an awards category best YOUNG GIRL release? Really AVN? Seriously, nobody thought this might be a little inappropriate?

Was there really not a single person at your organization who thought this was a bad idea?

The nominees in the Best Young Girl Release category are below.

  • Adorable 2, Digital Sin
  • Cheerleaders Gone Bad 3, Third Degree Films
  • Co-Eds Are Easy, New Sensations
  • College Daze, Rock Star/Adam & Eve
  • Corrupt Schoolgirls 3, Reality Junkies/Mile High
  • Cuties 5, Elegant Angel Productions (Javors)
  • Hot Teen Next Door12, Reality Kings
  • The Innocence of Youth 5, Digital Sin
  • Prom Night Virgins, Smash Pictures
  • Rocco’s Psycho Teens 5, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
  • She’s Only 18 #6, Porn Pros/Pulse
  • Slut Puppies 7, Jules Jordan Video
  • Teen Fidelity 8, Kelly Madison/Juicy
  • Teens Like It Big 14, Brazzers
  • Young & Glamorous 4, Jules Jordan Video

Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy — It’s Also Too Brown

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When I seen this story posted on Jezebel I just had to LOL at it.

Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

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Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”

Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being fucking insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn’t bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn’t have enough racism in it.

So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here’s a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:

It is hard to deny that fairness creams often get social commentators and activists all worked up. What they should do is take a deep breath and think again. Lipstick is used to make your lips redder, fairness cream is used to make you fairer-so what’s the problem? I don’t think any Youngistani today thinks the British Raj/White man is superior to us Brown folk. That’s all 1947 thinking!

The only reason I can offer for why people like fairness, is this: if you have two beautiful girls, one of them fair and the other dark, you see the fair girl’s features more clearly. This is because her complexion reflects more light. I found this amazing difference when I directed Kabir Bedi, who is very fair and had to wear dark makeup for Othello, the Black hero of the play. I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir around the stage because otherwise the audience could not see his expressions.

See? It makes perfect sense. We just want our vaginas to reflect more light—is that so wrong? I mean, WHAT IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AT NIGHT AND I DON’T HAVE A REFLECTIVE ENOUGH VAGINA? Really, the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark like one of those deep-sea fishes. I need my vagina to attract more krill so my husband will fuck me again! (My husband is a whale.)

Basically the idea is to get as far away as possible from any color that vaginas actually come in. Because that’s what’s at the heart of this type of thinking—the perfect vagina would be something that’s not a vagina at all.

How often do condoms fail?

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Nina Hartley recently tweeted that condoms fail as much as 30% of the time. 30% WOW?!  With only a 7 out of 10 chance of working, why bother? Doesn’t seem worth it. Or is it more likely that she pulled that statistic out of her ass? My research (source) shows some very different statistics, showing that there is only a 1-5% chance of a “slip down” and an almost 100% chance of protecting you from HIV and other STDs when condoms are used properly.

In the United States, most studies of breakage caused by fault in the condom itself have shown breakage rate is less than 2 condoms out of every 100. Studies also indicate that condoms slip off the penis in about 1-5% of acts of vaginal intercourse and slip down (but not off) about 3-13% of the time. Again, these rates are influenced by the care one takes when using a condom.

Studies have shown that if a latex condom is used correctly and consistently (every time you have sex), they are a highly effective barrier against infection. This has been demonstrated most clearly by studies of “discordant” couples in Europe. A “discordant” couple is one in which one partner in infected with HIV and the other one is not. In a study of 123 couples in which condoms were used consistently, none of the infected partners became infected.

I wonder why she would say that they fail 30% of the time? Why would she go out of her way to promote UNSAFE sex? I thought she once said she was an advocate for the industry? Hmmm. Sounds like someone has some sort of agenda of her own.

I won’t say if I’m for or against mandatory condom use but what I will say, if you are going to give “FACTS” give real ones and not just bullshit you make up.

If you can’t just tell the truth than just shut the fuck up already.

You do more harm than good for your cause by spreading false information.

 

The Irony of this recent HIV scare

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A few months ago the industry pretty much flat out ignored the fact that a person known to be HIV+ was having sexual relations with talent on the set of his movies. Everyone was like ‘eh whatever. One girl sued the guy over it and people were even kinda shitty to her about it. At that point I couldn’t help but wonder if maybe people didn’t think HIV was that big of a deal, like they did years ago.

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I just couldn’t understand how a man that people knew for a fact was HIV positive could take ram his fingers up a girls pussy or ass hole and sometimes even take his dick out of his pants on set and rub it against a girls pussy or ass and nobody give two shits about it and the one girl who did speak up about it, was treated like she was the bad guy.

Was it possible that performers just didn’t care if they put themselves at risk for catching HIV anymore? Were we living in the twilight zone?

Then the worst imaginable thing happened, two performers tested positive for HIV, a male and one female. Then all of the sudden people started freaking out.  Wait .. what? Why do you care about it now? Why didn’t you care about it a month ago?

Someone said, well performers just don’t fully understand the risks. HUH? How is it possible?

So I decided to share a story with you about car wrecks. Chances are the average person will never be in a car accident. The odds are very slim. But the more times you are in a car, the increase those odds just slightly, but the more you start doing things like speeding, or running stop signs, you know the riskier driving stuff, the likely hood of you getting in an accident increases dramatically.

The very same concept applies to HIV. Chances are the average person isn’t going to catch HIV but the more they exchange bodily fluid, they increase those odds. And the more riskier behavior they take part in, the more those odds increase.

And just in case there is any confusion, having any sort of sexual relations with a man who you know for a fact is HIV positive is extremely risky behavior, increasing your odds of catching HIV yourself astronomically.

“It won’t happen to me” syndrome is common with performers. But you know what? It can happen to you. Just ask the chick who tested positive on Tuesday for HIV. It can happen to you. Even if you don’t go out there and let John Stagliano from Evil Angel rub his cock against your pussy, what if the girl you are doing a threeway with today, did? Her risky behavior is now your problem because you two are about to exchange a whole hell of a lot of body fluids.

STOP TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THIS EXTREMELY RISKY BEHAVIOR.

Take a stand and say, you know what … I won’t book scenes with Evil Angel under any circumstances because I don’t think it’s okay what he is doing.

Take a stand and say, you know what … I want to use a condom when I am on set. I know some companies claim that it will hurt sales, but Wicked Pictures uses condoms and they don’t seem to have a problem selling their movies. Gay porn uses condoms and you know what? Gay porn has no problem selling either. And these companies claiming that bullshit about how condom porn won’t sell knows for a fact that there are clear condoms, that if done right won’t show up on film.

Don’t get me wrong here, I’m not for ANY form of government intervention. The more the government stays the fuck out of our business, the better for the rest of us. But what I am for is your safety and your well being. So we need to be the ones who say, I want to use condoms when I fuck this guy today.

We need to say … I don’t want to book any scenes with anyone who has recently worked on any Evil Angel movie. Their risky behavior just isn’t worth it for me.

We don’t need the government to come in and tell us what to do. But we do need you to stand up for yourself, your body and your own well being and say enough is enough!

 

 

 

 

There is no excuse for this laziness Lexi Belle

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I have a new pet fucking peeve.

You know I don’t like when I hear about porn chicks getting taken advantage of with their website. It really pisses me the fuck off.

I don’t like that agents like Derek Hay from LA Direct Models take a cut of a girls official website. His job as their agent is to make his money getting a client new jobs, not try and scam a piece of her pie.

But you know what else fucking annoys me?

When a girl who is active like Lexi Belle has on the front page of her website features that haven’t been updated since 2011.

Are you going to tell me that in now 2 fucking years you couldn’t be bothered to make a single fucking update? That’s just fucking lazy.

If that is the case they why fucking advertise blog entries on the front page of your site?

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You want fans to pay you to join your site then get off of your fucking ass and some some real updates.

Post some personal pics every week.

Update your fucking blog just as often. Tell them about what the fuck you are doing. Tell them some interesting stories about your life, being on the set, dates you’ve been on or what the fuck ever. Just don’t be fucking greedy. You want their money, then stop being fucking lazy and update your fucking site.