Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
Which State Is the Biggest? And by biggest yes we mean in terms of penis size.
Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.
Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.
Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We’ve reached out to Condomania to confirm.
*Not actually scientific or important.
Source: The Newsfeed at Time.com
Thinking of using Paxum you might want to think about about that for one very simple reason … they will absolutely nickle and dime you to death so it just doesn’t make it a financially feasible option.
The amazing part is they advertise themselves as having “low fees”. LOW? SERIOUSLY?! They call this bullshit low?!
So if an affiliate program pays you via Paxum you are charged $2. Now you have the money in your Paxum wallet you can pay $8.95 to withdraw it to your checking account. That is after they charged you the $1 to verify your account in the first place. Or you can pay $.50 to have it transferred to your Paxum Mastercard. Then from there you must pay $2 to withdraw it via ATM (limited on how much per day you can withdraw). Alternatively you can just use as a credit card and shop with it. Of course that will mean you must pay $1 every time you use it at any store. That of course doesn’t includ the $44.95 per year fee to have the card int he first place.
But the best part of all is that if someone screws you and you need to chargeback a transaction you never authorized in the first place, that will cost you $40!
Amia Miley has been a busy girl lately. She not only is still dating Johnny The Unit of Jersey Shore fame but she’s also busy running her fashion empire FashKilla, appearing in the Britney Spears video for her new song Work Bitch and now Amia Miley is staring in a commercial for Scores Atlantic City.
From IG: Commercial for Scores. Behind the scenes cell phone clips. Red light district themed. You can see the completed videos of me on the walls of Scores Atlantic City. Have fun!
“I love Maxim as it allows me to push the limit in a mainstream Magazine while wearing sexy designer clothing, says Sunny”.
Below are both the “W Magazine” and “Maxim” Links
Look who hasn’t paid their web hosting bill in months now! Sure we’ve all known that Nicholas Steele and Paul Chaplin have been not paying past employees, affiliates and at least one of their former contract girls. They stopped updating their membership sites months ago, but were still collecting money for recurring memberships however now those people who paid to join that site are shit out of luck because now their websites are cut off.
However keep in mind just a week ago Paul Chaplin funded a lavish awards ceremony in the UK, for another one of his companies called the Paul Raymond awards, where Tanya Tate won the 2013 MILF of the year award. Funny how Paul Chaplin picks and chooses what he wants to pay and who he doesn’t. He has no problem spending $2,300 on a pair of shoes for a hooker but won’t pay the DVD replication company. Nice, huh?
Calls to the Bluebird Films office were not returned because there phone is apparently disconnected.
When I seen this story posted on Jezebel I just had to LOL at it.
Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!
In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”
Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being fucking insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn’t bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn’t have enough racism in it.
So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here’s a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:
It is hard to deny that fairness creams often get social commentators and activists all worked up. What they should do is take a deep breath and think again. Lipstick is used to make your lips redder, fairness cream is used to make you fairer-so what’s the problem? I don’t think any Youngistani today thinks the British Raj/White man is superior to us Brown folk. That’s all 1947 thinking!
The only reason I can offer for why people like fairness, is this: if you have two beautiful girls, one of them fair and the other dark, you see the fair girl’s features more clearly. This is because her complexion reflects more light. I found this amazing difference when I directed Kabir Bedi, who is very fair and had to wear dark makeup for Othello, the Black hero of the play. I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir around the stage because otherwise the audience could not see his expressions.
See? It makes perfect sense. We just want our vaginas to reflect more light—is that so wrong? I mean, WHAT IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AT NIGHT AND I DON’T HAVE A REFLECTIVE ENOUGH VAGINA? Really, the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark like one of those deep-sea fishes. I need my vagina to attract more krill so my husband will fuck me again! (My husband is a whale.)
Basically the idea is to get as far away as possible from any color that vaginas actually come in. Because that’s what’s at the heart of this type of thinking—the perfect vagina would be something that’s not a vagina at all.
Gemma Massey recently announced on her Facebook page that she was making a move and as such she needed to get rid of a lot of personal belongings so this is a great opportunity for her fans to get a little private and personal piece of her.
Meet Anna Grace, a sweet looking little 18 year old who is new to the business. She is available for Solo, Girl/Girl, and Boy/Girl scenes from Matrix Models.com. I think she’s one of the hottest new girls we’ve seen in awhile.
Bluebird TV is closing down this Thursday, October 17, 2013.
While none of this is really a surprise to most people, considering their websites haven’t been updated in months, they stopped paying a lot of their bills, including some affiliates, and the movies they are releasing are mostly scenes they shot years and years ago.
Officially all that has been said is ….
Update: October 17, 2013 – Bluebird TV officially makes an announcement …….
This is truly a sad day for all of us here at Bluebird TV, our girls and we are sure… All of you guys, the fans. It has most definitely been a great 3 years of broadcasting, as we first hit your television screens back in 2010 & strived to provide the industry with the best babe channel that we could do. As you know, we have battled to keep ourselves on the air over the years. Although this time, we have truly tried everything we can do and it looks like we can’t battle anymore.
Most of all, we would like to say a big thankyou to all of our callers & fans. We couldn’t have done any of this without you, your support and loyalty to our channel and for our girls has always been outstanding. Although Facebook & Twitter took over towards the end, we once had a tightly knit and close community here on this forum… One which favoured Bluebird TV over its competitors, and one which enjoyed banter, discussions and a shared affection for the Bluebird TV babes. So, we felt it best to place this message here. For all those who visit the forum in the future, and all those who have visited in the past. For all our viewers, for all our callers… Regular or not. Thankyou all.
Well, we do not feel there is much else left to say… Other than a goodbye and farewell to all of you. And one last thankyou.
It’s been a great 3 years, don’t forget about Bluebird TV. If we ever do get the chance to return, we will do. But for now, farewell.