Gemma Massey Gets Engaged

UK Porn Star Gemma Massey, former Bluebird Films contract star, kicks off the new year with big news … she’s gotten engaged to her long term boyfriend Michael John. Not much is known about the man, other than the fact that they’ve been together for awhile now and he’s from Liverpool. So join me in saying congrats and wishing them both the best new year!!

So apparently everything isn’t bigger in Texas

Which State Is the Biggest? And by biggest yes we mean in terms of penis size., which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi

Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.

Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We’ve reached out to Condomania to confirm.

*Not actually scientific or important.

Source: The Newsfeed at

Thinking of using Paxum? Think twice about that!

Thinking of using Paxum you might want to think about about that for one very simple reason … they will absolutely nickle and dime you to death so it just doesn’t make it a financially feasible option.

The amazing part is they advertise themselves as having “low fees”. LOW? SERIOUSLY?! They call this bullshit low?!

  • $1 charge every time you use your Mastercard at any store.
  • $2 charge every time you use your Mastercard at the ATM machine.
  • $44.95 per year just to get the card in the first place.
  • $2 fee from most affiliate programs – so that means just to get paid money that is owed you, it will cost you $2!
  • $.50 to transfer money from your Paxum wallet to your Mastercard – that is in addition to the fees you already paid to get your money in the first place
  • $8.95 to withdraw money from your Paxum account and have it deposited into your own checking account.
  • $1 just to verify your checking account in the first place
  • $1 to change your pin #
  • $.50 if your transaction is declined.
  • $.50 if you use the ATM to find out what your balance is
  • $.25 to $1 to send money to send money to another Paxum user
  • $50 to add money to your own Paxum account via wire
  • $5 to $25 to load money on your Paxum account via certified check or money order
  • $40 for a charbeback


So if an affiliate program pays you via Paxum you are charged $2. Now you have the money in your Paxum wallet you can pay $8.95 to withdraw it to your checking account.  That is after they charged you the $1 to verify your account in the first place. Or you can pay $.50 to have it transferred to your Paxum Mastercard. Then from there you must pay $2 to withdraw it via ATM (limited on how much per day you can withdraw). Alternatively you can just use as a credit card and shop with it. Of course that will mean you must pay $1 every time you use it at any store. That of course doesn’t includ the $44.95 per year fee to have the card int he first place.

But the best part of all is that if someone screws you and you need to chargeback a transaction you never authorized in the first place, that will cost you $40!



Amia Miley shakes it for Scores

Amia Miley has been a busy girl lately. She not only is still dating Johnny The Unit of Jersey Shore fame but she’s also busy running her fashion empire FashKilla, appearing in the Britney Spears video for her new song Work Bitch and now Amia Miley is staring in a commercial for Scores Atlantic City.

 Amia Miley Scores Atlantic City


From IG: Commercial for Scores. Behind the scenes cell phone clips. Red light district themed. You can see the completed videos of me on the walls of Scores Atlantic City. Have fun!

Sunny Leone lands November cover of Maxim India

Global Star Sunny Leone turns up the heat this November with “Maxim” and “W Magazine” Cover stories and layouts
Sunny Leone  once again has Turned up the heat with new feature stories and Layouts in both Maxim and W Magazine.
W Magazine flew from NYC to spend a week with Sunny in India on set of her newest film, Jackpot. “This was such an honor as its every women’s dreams to have W Magazine call them and ask to write a feature story and layout, Leone says”.
The month is followed up with the stunning Maxim Cover and Feature story on Sunny.

“I love Maxim as it allows me to push the limit in a mainstream Magazine while wearing sexy designer clothing, says Sunny”.

Sunny is currently working on “Tina and Lolo” in India. Her latest film “Jackpot” is set to release December 13th worldwide.

Look who hasn’t been paying their web hosting bill

Look who hasn’t paid their web hosting bill in months now! Sure we’ve all known that Nicholas Steele and Paul Chaplin have been not paying past employees, affiliates and at least one of their former contract girls. They stopped updating their membership sites months ago, but were still collecting money for recurring memberships however now those people who paid to join that site are shit out of luck because now their websites are cut off.

However keep in mind just a week ago Paul Chaplin funded a lavish awards ceremony in the UK, for another one of his companies called the Paul Raymond awards, where Tanya Tate won the 2013 MILF of the year award. Funny how Paul Chaplin picks and chooses what he wants to pay and who he doesn’t. He has no problem spending $2,300 on a pair of shoes for a hooker but won’t pay the DVD replication company. Nice, huh?

Calls to the Bluebird Films office were not returned because there phone is apparently disconnected.




Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy — It’s Also Too Brown

When I seen this story posted on Jezebel I just had to LOL at it.

Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

vagina bleach

Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything! The dude can’t even bring himself look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”

Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being fucking insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn’t bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn’t have enough racism in it.

So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here’s a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:

It is hard to deny that fairness creams often get social commentators and activists all worked up. What they should do is take a deep breath and think again. Lipstick is used to make your lips redder, fairness cream is used to make you fairer-so what’s the problem? I don’t think any Youngistani today thinks the British Raj/White man is superior to us Brown folk. That’s all 1947 thinking!

The only reason I can offer for why people like fairness, is this: if you have two beautiful girls, one of them fair and the other dark, you see the fair girl’s features more clearly. This is because her complexion reflects more light. I found this amazing difference when I directed Kabir Bedi, who is very fair and had to wear dark makeup for Othello, the Black hero of the play. I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir around the stage because otherwise the audience could not see his expressions.

See? It makes perfect sense. We just want our vaginas to reflect more light—is that so wrong? I mean, WHAT IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AT NIGHT AND I DON’T HAVE A REFLECTIVE ENOUGH VAGINA? Really, the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark like one of those deep-sea fishes. I need my vagina to attract more krill so my husband will fuck me again! (My husband is a whale.)

Basically the idea is to get as far away as possible from any color that vaginas actually come in. Because that’s what’s at the heart of this type of thinking—the perfect vagina would be something that’s not a vagina at all.

Own your own piece of Gemma Massey

Gemma Massey recently announced on her Facebook page that she was making a move and as such she needed to get rid of a lot of personal belongings so this is a great opportunity for her fans to get a little private and personal piece of her.

Gemma Massey

She setup a Facebook fan page listing off some of the items she is selling.


Gemma Massey shoes

Gemma Massey dress