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WINSTON BURBANK FLAKES ON ALAURA EDEN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY: “I COULDN’T GO ‘CAUSE MY PENIS IS TOO AMAZING!”

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give a guy his own signature dildo and he thinks he rules the world

Fayner Posts: I see how it is now.

People find out about the sweet gift of flesh you have hiding in your trousers, begin gossiping, is it really that big? oh yeah, I saw it myself, it’s fucking huge! and then just like that you go from innocent little chipmunk with the squeezable cheeks to a heartless male-whore too in demand to hang out on a yacht with a bunch of friends during a birthday celebration.

“Jenna jameson might be calling me to fill in on a scene,” Winston told me as the yacht waited at dock for him to show up. “Sure, I wish I was there, but let me ask you, who would satisfy all the needy women back on shore if I’m out on the water with all of you?”

I had no answer.

“No one! That’s who! I have a responsibility to every sexual aching woman out there…to please her in ways only my penis and I can! Live with it, peasants!”

We at Lukeford find Winston’s actions to be callous and greed-filled. There is no excuse for missing Alaura’s birthday party. There may or may not be a hit ordered on Winston.

Also, Jonni Darkko, Todd Todd and Anh missed the party, having promised to attend. They are all on our shit-list.

Shame.

NIKKI BENZ PULLS OUT OF CELEBRITY POKER TOURNAMENT

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Nikki Benz has decided to pull out of the celebrity poker tournament to be held tonight… why?

Because Nikki chose to take the high road, while ‘Jenna Jameson’ wannabe and self proclaimed porn goddess Tera Patrick and her no talent husband Evan Seinfeld refused to show up to the tournament if Nikki did.

Tera and Evan whined and complained profusely, threatening not to show…. so the tournament people spoke to Nikki and Nikki being the classier of the two, chose to not show up and give the assholes their own way.

Anyone notice how much Tera Patrick looks like Vaniity?? And how much Evan looks like a janitor from School #9 in Queens.

CATCHING UP WITH KENDRA JADE

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Luke , Dom , Marie-do and I went to Jenna Jamesons Bday party at 40 duece. It was so much fun!!!!! You can see pix and vid on wireimage , Celebrities.com , and TMZ!! It was a good time, and I’m happy we were invited! Thanks and Happy Bday Jenna!

anyway ,I figured it was time to get to work on some of these questions cuz the inbox is getting pretty full!!! here’s a few ! 🙂

1.”Hey Kendra, I have a question for ya…What does the tat on your boys wrist say???I forget to tell ya all the time to give not only peanut but your pooch sabastian a big kiss for me…Do they get along?”

There are two, one on each wrist. One says “Hope ” and the other says “Faith”.And Sebastian and Peanut LOVE eachother like crazy…they make out all day long!!

2.”Are you finished with your dance shows? Did you feel weird going back? Did you have a full house?”

The shows were great. It was a little wierd going back , I guess. and yes, the shows were pretty packed …since I seem to only do them randomly no one ever knows if or when I’ll be back so they come out when they can !

3.”Who’s more high maintenance….You, or Lukas? LOL I’m thiking its about equal…lol “

DEFINITELY HIM !!! ( that is , as long as it’s only ME you’re asking – he may answer that one differently!)

4.”You and Lukas are soo hot together!! Any plans for a wedding in the future?!Also what made you umm…change your line of work?! “

Never know what the fture will bring…I changed my line of work because I was unhappy….

5.”you’re starting to plan your b-day party, aren’t you!! Exciting!! I didn’t do anything too different for my 30th, actually, I think I was working…LOL What kind of cake is your fave? Is it going to be at a club, or somewhere private, or just your place now? “

Yep…my bday is next week..I dont know what kind of surprises are in store .Im doing an appearance in Sacramento but I think we may have some kind of afterparty.Who knows?And I like ice cream cake. the kind with the crunchy stuff at the bottom.lol

6.”I have another one for your Q & A this week. I was lying in bed watching Rent (somewhat of a ritual) and it made me think of you since I know how much you love the movie…my fav too by the way!!

So this made me wonder, which character do you relate to most and why”

I love you for loving RENT!! It’s a ritual for me to see it every time I am in NYC.My favorite MiMi ever is Antonique Smith. She’s RAD and she has a myspace check her out!! And yes , I relate most to mimi….it’s my dream role!!

7.I have a question. What got you into dancing and how long have you been doing it. Is the drop dead sexy outfit from your show?

It’s somewhat normal for anyone in the adult business with a big name to feature dance.so I started when I was about 19.I love getting to dress up in sexy outfits and pretend to be some sexy chick that all the boys want..my alter-ego is fun!! ( Cuz deep down I’m just a total geek that walks around in sweatpants every day with my hair in a ponytail and no makeup!!)

8.”Why is it that you are so interactive with your fans and fellow myspace people. I think it’s great and i only ask because most people in your “status” so to speak are not like that. “

Because I love it , it’s who I am and what I am..and I love meeting and making friends with all of you !

9.”Do you guys lead the least bit of a normal life or is everything just utter chaos all the time??? Seems you’d always be busy with something. “

When we’re home , life is very normal. We cook dinner , play with the dogs , watch movies , play xbox , and RELAX. Life’s too short to be chaotic all the time. I just wanna enjoy it !

10.”Do you have anything you bought and regretted doing that, what and why”

yes. The entire closet full of clothes that I have with price tags still on it….I always buy clothes that I never wear.It’s such a waste…but on a brighter note , when I moved , I did donate TONS of stuff to the salvation army…so at least they are doing someone some good !

11.”What do you to cheer yourself up when you’re down?”

It depends on what I’m sad about. I usually write or listen to music.Or I just call a girlfriend and vent , maybe go grab some starbucks…but I swear the best cure for a bad mood is my puppy’s cute little face!

12.”since you are so busy with both of your lives do you ever get board and just start checking out the 8 million profiles on your friends list? It has got to be pretty entertaining”

Actually , yeah , I do ! Guilty as charged. And yes, it’s always pretty entertaining!!

13.”What question(s) do you hate being asked and why?

I hate being asked sexual questions, people assume that because I was once in the adult biz that I am some kind of sex connisuer.I’m not. I just played one on TV.

14.”Where do you see yourself or where would you like to be in 10 years time?”

Though I believe people should continue to change and evolve throughout their entire lives , I’d have to answer truthfully..Hopefully right where I am today.For the first time in my life , where I am is a really good place in every aspect .

15.Will we see anymore poetry from you anytime soon?

Unfortunately , probably not as they are all being put in my book, which wont be out for quite a bit!

16.”This is kinda okward but dont know anyone else that know alot about hair but i just wanted to see what u could tell me a bout split ends and what shampoo may help keep from gettin them?? “

I SWEAR BY Bed Head Self-Absorbed shampoo and Conditioner , and also any Kerastase products ! They are great for keeping your hait shiny and healthy , also a trim every 6 to 8 weeks keeps the dead ends away!

PORNSTARS REACH MAINSTREAM FAME

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While these adult-movie stars’ X-rated films may not be coming to a theater near you, the stars themselves are becoming household names. Book deals, feature film roles and reality shows have put these salacious stars on the Hollywood map and poised them for ample tabloid fodder.

Jenna Jameson may be the “Queen of Porn,” but it wasn’t until she got a mainstream break in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts” that audiences could admit they knew who she was. Jameson scored a six-figure book deal and even appeared on the red carpet for L.A.’s Fashion Week.

Traci Lords made more than 100 films before the age of 18 making her a screen queen for adult-film audiences. However, that minor detail that Lords was not of age while filming the X-rated movies prompted authorities to order the films taken off shelves. Lords changed her ways and appeared randomly in mainstream movies and TV shows, including “Serial Mom,” “Blade,” “Melrose Place” and “MacGyver.” She also penned an autobiography of her adult-film experiences, “Underneath It All.”

Mary Carey may be known for her busty blonde adult-film looks, but now she hopes to get noticed for her political views. Carey, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on Playboy TV, ran in the 2003 California recall election for governor. She placed 10th (out of 135 candidates). As a declared Republican, she hopes that her film career will help propagate her political career, according to an interview on the Fox News Channel in 2006.

The notorious “King of Porn,” Ron Jeremy has starred in more than 1,700 movies and directed more than 250. His familiarity of the business landed him a gig as a technical adviser on “Boogie Nights,” while his well-known average looks have cameoed in numerous TV shows and films. In addition, Jeremy’s role on VH1’s “The Surreal Life” has brought him into the homes of viewers of all ages.

Stormy Daniels won the award for best new starlet from Adult Video News in 2004. However, her adult-film career success hasn’t deterred her mainstream ambitions. Daniels has not only appeared in men’s magazines GQ and FHM, but she has also written for FHM. In addition to small stints in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and the FX show “Dirt,” Daniels even scored herself an invite to the 2007 Grammys.

Ginger Lynn’s prolific adult-film career in the 1980s made her one of the biggest names in X-rated films. However, in 1986, Lynn stopped working in adult films to begin a mainstream career and began using her full name: Ginger Lynn Allen. Although she managed to land some mainstream parts on TV and on the big screen, her relationship with actor Charlie Sheen garnered more Hollywood attention. More recently, Lynn appeared in “American Pie: Band Camp” in 2005, and since last year hit satellite airwaves as the host of Playboy Radio’s Sirius Radio Show.

Turkish-German actress Sibel Kekilli left a porn past behind when she starred in the critically acclaimed German film “Head On.” Although Kekilli won awards for her gritty role, German tabloids seemed more interested in Kekilli’s numerous adult films under the stage name Dilara. However, Kekilli will continue on a mainstream path and is set to portray a young Jewish woman on the way to an Aushwitz concentration camp in an upcoming film.

Adam Glasser goes by the pseudonym Seymour Butts for his X-rated films. He directs, produces and occasionally stars in his “gonzo” genre films (faux, reality-based films). However, in 2003, a Showtime series stuck Glasser at the center of his own reality show, “Family Business.” The show featured his mother and cousin who helped him run the family business. A 2001 obscenity-based court case fueled his free speech activism, and he used his Showtime fame to help further free speech causes.

Belladonna has appeared in more than 250 adult films, appearing often as a dominant lesbian. However, her fame has skyrocketed recently, in part due to some TV fame in the last few years. In addition to appearing on Adam Glasser’s “Family Business,” Belladonna was also the focus of a Diane Sawyer piece on ABC in 2003.

JENNA JAMESON MOVIE VERY MUCH ALIVE

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Jenna Jameson’s porn star flick is very much alive!

Porn star Jenna Jameson has clarified that her movie is back on track, following earlier paparazzi reports that she is so annoyed with the results of her vaginoplasty that she has refused to speak to anyone, and in turn has almost jeopardised her best-selling book’s chances of being made into a movie.

“I’m happy to say that negotiations to produce the film version of my New York Times best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, are very much alive.

Bringing my autobiography to the big screen would be the ultimate fulfilment of a dream, and I take all business dealings very seriously.

“I look forward to making an announcement when we have a deal to discuss,” she was quoted by Hollywoodrag, as saying.

The media had earlier speculated that her botched vaginoplasty was the real reason for her not meeting film makers.

“She hasn’t been showing up for meetings with a major production company interested in Porn Star,” a source was quoted by the New York Daily News, as saying.

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” ” the source added.

Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics “Camera Sutra” and “Udderly Ridiculous.”

Her agent Mike Esterman said, “I have no idea” when asked about the surgery.

…IN MORE JENNA NEWS

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No nudity clause may mar Johansson’s chances of porn star role

Washington, Apr 4 : Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson who has insisted on a no nudity clause in her movies, may have to rethink if she wants to play porn star Jenna Jameson.

The curvaceous 22-year-old is determined to be seen as a serious actress and now won’t commit to any role without the clause

“Scarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to set out where her career as an actress takes her in the future,” a source was quoted by Tittle Tattle as saying.

“She doesn’t want to fall into being too controversial or too trashy so nude scenes are out for now,” he added.

However, the ‘Lost In Translation’ star has reportedly been singled out by X-rated actress Jameson to play her in a film movie adaptation of her autobiography ‘How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale’.

“We’re looking at Scarlett Johansson. She’s my choice. I think she’s beautiful,” Jameson said.

MORE………….
The stunning actress was intrigued by the trend – which involves removing all the hair from your private parts – and decided to take the plunge despite her concerns.

She confessed to Britain’s Hot Stars magazine: “I had a Brazilian wax once. I was a nervous wreck!” Scarlett, 22, had the intimate beauty treatment carried out at New Yorks Oasis Day Spa and when she stripped off the waxing crew were said to have been in awe of her naked body. A source said: “The crew couldn’t stop admiring her curves.’ Meanwhile, Scarlett has vowed to have plastic surgery – because she doesn’t want to become an “old hag”.

‘The Prestige’ star insists she will go under the knife if her looks deteriorate when she gets older.

She said: “I will definitely have plastic surgery – I don’t want to become an old hag! I think if you’re comfortable with yourself that’s sexy, but if you’re not then go for it.”

JENNA UNHAPPY WITH VAGINA

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Jenna Jameson Movie Stalls, Porn Queen Unhappy With Vaginoplasty

Jenna Jameson, the undisputed queen of porn, has apparently annoyed Hollywood honchos who want to turn her best-selling book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a feature film.

Jenna “hasn’t been showing up for meetings” with a major production company that has shown interest in “Porn Star,” a source has claimed.

However, Rush & Molloy reports that Jameson should be forgiven. A Daily News source says the X-rated flick chick, who needs to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” – and is none-to-pleased with the result.

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” the source dishes to the News. “She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie.”

Jenna issued a press release:

“I’ve dealt with vicious gossip my whole life and it’s sad that it still continues.

“As for the report that I have missed important business meetings for the movie about my life: I’m happy to say that negotiations to produce the film version of my New York Times best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, are very much alive. Bringing my autobiography to the big screen would be the ultimate fulfillment of a dream, and I take all business dealings very seriously.

“I look forward to making an announcement when we have a deal to discuss.”

Jameson, a gorgeous blond, is infamous for her work in over 100 X-rated films and has parlayed her fame into a mega empire that includes an exclusive Adult Channel dedicated to the X-rated starlet.

JENNA JAMESON COMMENTS ON HER WEIGHT

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She writes on her myspace page

My weight

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me… only because, everyone that is judging me… has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I’m sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can’t because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

JENNA JAMESON FILES FOR DIVORCE

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LOS ANGELES – Reuters – Porn queen Jenna Jameson filed court papers on Monday seeking legal separation from her husband of three years, fellow adult film star Jay Grdina, who headed the business venture she sold to Playboy Enterprises Inc. this summer.

The filing in Los Angeles County Superior Court, first reported by the celebrity Web site TMZ.com, comes months after Jameson, 31, whose real surname is Massoli, became romantically involved with mixed martial-arts champion Tito Ortiz.

Jameson and Grdina were married in June 2003 and have been estranged since July 1 of this year, according to the court filing, which cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.

A legal separation involves the division of finances and assets while the couple remains formally married. Jameson and Grdina, who performs under the name Justin Sterling, have no children together.

A spokeswoman for Jameson said she and Grdina have appeared together in porn films produced for Club Jenna Inc., a multimedia adult-entertainment business she founded and later sold to Playboy.

As part of that deal, announced in June of this year, she and Grdina, who served as president of Club Jenna, both signed personal service agreements with Playboy. Club Jenna’s assets included a film production business, a video library, a network of Web sites and a DVD retail distribution outlet.

A spokeswoman for Jameson and Ortiz, 31, said Ortiz will seek to reclaim his light-heavyweight ultimate fighting title in a championship bout set for December 30 in Las Vegas. She said the pair have been dating for several months.

VS MEDIA JOINS THE XBIZ HOLLYWOOD ’07 INDUSTRY FORUM

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LOS ANGELES – VS Media, parent company of Video Secrets, has joined a growing list of corporate sponsors for the XBIZ Hollywood ’07 Industry Conference.

VS Media’s endorsement of the XBIZ Conference comes on the heels of several recent announcements including the seminar lineup for the event and the beginning of the nominations process for the 5th Annual XBIZ Awards show, held in conjunction with the Hollywood event.

“VS is proud to be a corporate sponsor of the XBIZ Hollywood Industry Forum,” VS Media President Greg Clayman said. “We have backed XBIZ since its inception, and they have proven themselves time and again. We are certain this event will be informative and a great conference for anyone in any sector of the industry to network and do business.”

The XBIZ Hollywood Conference will be held at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, Calif. from Feb. 7-8. The event is expected to become one of the premier adult gatherings of the year, in addition to XBIZ’s annual summer event in July in Las Vegas.

Registration is still open and can be found here.

VS Media recently celebrated 10 years in the industry. The company’s flagship site, Flirt4Free.com, has attracted some of the biggest names in adult entertainment to perform live shows for fans, including Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Gina Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Carmen Luvana, the Vivid Girls and male talent from the Falcon Family of Companies.

Premium sponsorship packages are available. Direct all inquiries to Kristen Kaye at Kristen@xbiz.com.

For interviews, and general inquiries contact Dusty Marie at dusty@xbiz.com OR 323–965-0788.

XBIZ™ is the industry source for breaking news and business information and the number one destination for adult business operators and webmasters. XBIZ offers extensive online services, including breaking industry news, trade articles, up-to-the-minute press releases, event listings, free business services and a comprehensive business directory.