In news that everyone saw coming

In news that pretty much everyone seen coming today we find out that Jesse James lost his reality show because of his inappropriate behavior, while at the same time Bombshell McGee in a last ditch attempt to stay relevant and in the news, issues an apology to Sandra Bullock.

From http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2010/04/11/13546231-wenn-story.html

Reality TV star Jesse James’ alleged cheating scandal has cost him his hit U.S. show.

Jesse James is a Dead Man will not return for a second season on cable channel Spike TV.

A spokesman reveals the decision was made shortly after news of James’ infidelities first broke, and his wife Sandra Bullock walked out on him.

The insider says, “A decision was made to not move forward with a second season.”

James often taped TV messages for his wife on the set of the stunt show. Reports suggest he was cheating on her at the time with tattooed model and porn star Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.

From http://www.jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2010/04/12/13557706-wenn-story.html – The tattooed porn star who sparked the beginning of the end of Sandra Bullock’s marriage has offered the actress a “heartfelt apology” for all the heartache her revelations have caused.

The Oscar winner walked out on husband Jesse James last month as Michelle McGee went public with claims of an 11-month affair with the TV mechanic.

Two other women have since come forward with similar claims, while a fourth mistress is also alleged to have been involved with James while he was married to the actress.

Now, as reports suggest Bullock is on the verge of filing for divorce, McGee has issued a public apology to the star, admitting she “feels bad” for her one-time love rival.

When asked what she’d say to Bullock if the two women were ever to meet, McGee told Australian TV show TodayTonight, “I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything.”

McGee then added, “She (Bullock) must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it.”

But McGee’s apology is unlikely to win Bullock over – the model insists she understands what the actress is “going through” because she was “duped” by James too when he led her to believe his marriage was over.

She adds, “I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

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AVN 2010 is now on Showtime

If you missed the 2010 AVN awards this year and you have Showtime you might want to check it out now. It’s in rotation for at least the next few weeks.

By the way, I just checked out the big Evil Angel Belladonna dance number everyone was going on about. Seriously? That was the big fucking deal? I mean honestly to me it was a bunch of chicks on stage in a lazily choreographed dance number with a bunch of girls that didn’t have half as much time to rehearse as they could have. The costumes were cheap and nothing spectacular at all. Every piece could have easily been obtained from your local Wal-Mart. I thought a “Vegas style show” was supposed to be about outlandish and extravagant costumes? Had they at least done that I would have been far, far more impressed.

Follow Amia Miley on Twitter

Every Friday on Twitter people do this thing called Follow Me Friday where you pick one or more names from your list of friends / followers and suggest them to your other friends / followers so they can follow them too. So I thought, what a great idea! Every Friday I’ll pick some hot and sexy porn star and this week the pick is @amiamiley

twitter.com/AmiaMiley

Every Friday I pick a new porn star to follow and will only make Twitter accounts of stars I know for a fact are legit. The pictures shown in this post are from the stated stars profile page at the time the post was made however you should note these change all the time. If you want to see their most current Twitter profile background you should check out their twitter page.

Mindy McCready – Comeback queen or tabloid diva?

The other day I went to the Vivid website to read their latest newsletter and I saw that they planned to release the Mindy McCready sex tape on April  19th. Didn’t I just read something about her? When I got home later that day, I went through all my old EW Magazines and I found the article. It was in the OCT 16 issue titled, Mindy McCready comes Clean. I re-read the article and I had to laugh. Let me start by giving you the run-down on Mindy McCready.

McCready suffered an epic collapse after her career took off 13 years ago. Five arrests. Two stints in jail. At least three suicide attempts. Burned bridges. Tabloid scandals. An abusive relationship with a man who once almost killed her — and who later fathered her now-3-year-old son, Zander (who her mother has custody of). If you know McCready at all today, it is probably as the woman who says she had a 10-year affair with baseball superstar Roger Clemens, or the woman accused of leaking the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart naked video, or the woman who shared a house with Mackenzie Phillips, Heidi Fleiss, and Tom Sizemore for the upcoming third season of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab. (By: Whitney Pastorek | Oct 16, 2009 | EW Magazine)

Mindy is trying to play the sympathy card about her past. It’s the same story I have heard dozens of times. She was only 21 when she became a huge overnight success. She didn’t know how to handle such instant fame, she was young, she was naive, blah, blah, blah…Now she is older, more mature, has put her past behind her and has ‘grown up’ – think Drew Barrymore. But let me tell you, this is BULLSHIT. Her most recent arrest was only a year and half ago in September 2008. In December 2008 she attempted suicide, AGAIN. She wasn’t young anymore, or dealing with the stress of being so famous any longer. She is just plain messed up in the head. The EW article even pointed out this fact:

When discussing her legal troubles, McCready is equal parts repentant and full of excuses…She delivers a barrage of information, every word endowed with conviction. And even as you’re aware that some of it doesn’t ring entirely true, you really do want to believe her.

The article went on to say that she is trying to make a career comeback with her new CD “I’m Still Here”.

If you remember her music, you’ve probably written her off as a lost cause. Which means that if Mindy McCready is going to make a comeback, she’s going to have to start from square one.

How is any of what she is doing starting from square one? It’s more like trying to get her name in the press by any means possible so people will be curious enough to want to by her new CD. I have news for Miss McCready, the old saying, There’s no such thing as bad publicity, is NOT true – just ask Lindsay Lohan. Think of it this way, if Mindy was serious about her ‘comeback’ and wanted to show that she has grown-up and isn’t the crazy person she once was, it would go something like this: She went to re-hab and has been sober, 10, 7, 5 years, She regained custody of her son, she hasn’t been in trouble with the law in 10, 7, 5 years. But none of these things are the case. Instead she decides to go on VH1’sCelebrity Re-hab which aired in Jan and Feb of this year, went on the View on March 17th to discuss her ‘recovery’ and then releases her new album on March 23rd. Seriously? And I want to know what the hell her record label was thinking. I hope they didn’t invest a huge amount of money on her because I have a feeling that Mindy’s comeback is going to crash and burn quite quickly. Case in point, THE SEX TAPE. Think Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Paris’s exploits might have made Page 6 news but she didn’t become a household name until her sex tape was “leaked”. Then Kim Kardashian has her own sex tape and not 6 months later she signs a deal with E! to have her own reality show (Keeping up with the Kardashian’s). Now I can’t go by the newstands without seeing her on at least on Magazine cover. Is this what Mindy is thinking of?  Is this instant fame what she is trying to accomplish for her ‘comeback’.

As I said earlier, in the April 2nd Vivid Insider, Vivid announced the plans to releaseMindy McCready: Baseball Mistress on April 19th. McCreedy’s lawyer claims there will be an injunction provided to stop the release of the sex tape, however as of yet, there has been no lawsuit filed.

Shortly after the story of the video’s scheduled release appeared, McCready, through her lawyer, said she would try to stop its distribution and, according to some reports, was even denying it was she in the video. In the action-packed, nearly one-hour video the 34-year-old McCready gets it on with a boyfriend named Peter. Between scenes showing her having enthusiastic relations with Peter she talks at length about her past sexual conquests with former lovers Red Sox and Yankees pitching great Roger Clemens and actor Dean (Superman/Clark Kent) Cain.

This is where the story really gets good. Each new report I read on the story has Mindy claiming something different. News-Press.com reports that McCready said the video was stolen from her Nashville home three years ago, however she claims she only heard about the tape last Monday. Well did you know or didn’t you? Was a sex tape of yours stolen from you or did you just learn there was a sex tape of you on Monday.

“It has nothing to do with me,” said McCready. “I had nothing to do with this tape. And whoever releases it is going to get sued.”

Also, there is her mother’s claim that said her daughter told her about the stolen video more than a year ago — seeming to contradict McCready’s claims that she’d just learned about the video Monday.

“It’s definitely something she had no control over,” her mother said. “She tried to do everything she could to stop it (the release of the video).”

CBS News is reporting the lawyer’s claim that the company set to release the video, Vivid Entertainment, has absolutely zero proof that the woman in the sex tape is McCready, nor do they have any sort of authorization to release the video. Her Lawyer stated:

“We have formally requested that they provide proof of authorization, or refrain from using Ms. McCready’s likeness, period.”

Her likeness? Well if she made a sex tape and then it was stolen doesn’t that mean that it isn’t just her likeness but her period? I think Mindy’s lawyers need to stop pushing the claims that it isn’t Mindy and just go with the whole selling the tape without authorization standpoint. Look at Pam Anderson. She never denied it wasn’t her in the Pam and Tommy Sex tape, she just didn’t want it marketed without her permission and without benefiting from the sales herself.

On April 6th, Vivid Founder/Co-Chairman STEVEN HIRSCH released a press statement temporarily halting the release of the video.

“We’ve decided to take a little extra time to study all of our documentation and other clearances before we proceed. We want a chance to review the correspondence from MINDY’s attorney, ADAM DREAD, and to prepare a proper response to the letter he has sent to us.”

On April 7th McCready’s attorney sent a letter to Vivid thanking them for halting he video’s release.  Apparently he is now trying to resolve the issue with Vivid outside of court.

In effort to handle this without involving the court system, if you would be so kind, please provide to me the following…

Vivid’s website states it is still planning to release and distribute the video. Hirsch responded to the attorney’s letter on April 8th saying:

“We have no fear of the court system as we’ve operated within the law and we’ll provide him with the documentation that is necessary, when we’re ready, and not a minute before.”

When Vivid decides to go forward with the video’s release, I will let you know. I also want to know WHERE IS PETER? I can’t wait to hear the breaking news when the press discovers who he is.

Shawna Lenee Gets Busted in a Lie

My fascination with Shawna Lenee’s craziness began the day I heard her on the Opie and Anthony show having a mental breakdown.

I wondered who the hell this crazy hot bitch was so I looked her up.  Turns out her crazy goes back years.  So it should be of no surprise to anyone that Shawna Lenee in all her crazy glory would make up some huge and crazy story about the first time she was to perform an anal scene.

Since I originally posted my Shawna Lenee story about all the drama with her anal sex scene I have gotten a handful of letters correcting some of my “facts” so in all fairness I thought I would write up a story from the other side.   Then I got a whopper of a letter with some evidence that just flat out proves she lied.  So instead I changed my story idea to include the ACTUAL story behind the Shawna Lenee anal scene as told by the people who where there and those directly involved including some of the other talent who had to be there and endure her bullshit first hand.

As the story goes, Shawna Lenee was going to do her first anal scene.  However she was not the only one booked for her first anal scene that day, her friend and fellow LA Direct Models co-worker Sadie West was going to do her anal scene on that movie as well.

A few weeks prior to the shoot Sadie West backed out of doing anal.  The company agreed to keep her in the movie and instead changed her scene to just a normal b/g.  Everything seemed set and Shawna Lenee and Sadie West flew down to Miami for the shoot.

Sometime between the flight and the day they show up on set Sadie West and Shawna Lenee get into a little tiff.  It is unclear what their argument was about.

When they arrive on the set Sadie West decides that she’ll go ahead and do her first anal scene after all and more than one witness reports that Shawna Lenee goes into full diva mode at this point.  I am told she gave the director an ultimatum and that was if Sadie West does her first anal in this movie than she won’t do hers.

I am told that Shawna Lenee was a “nightmare” to deal with on set, when they could even get her to show up.

On the day in question (the supposed fight day) I am told what really happened was, one of the female employees of the production company got so sick of dealing with Shawna Lenee and her attitude they took all of her shit threw it out and said leave.  She was like ‘OMG how could you do that to me, don’t you know who I am?’

No physical contact ever took place, however Shawna Lenee took the opportunity to claim there was and that she was going to file a police report and that the production company offered her a bribe not to.  The production company assures me that is not the case and they would not commit a felony like that.

That the only altercation that took place was Shawna Lenee running outside to pick up all her shit being kicked to the curb and yelling about how stupid the people are working on this movie.

Shawna goes back to her hotel and starts twittering all these untrue things and once again bashing the production.  That night after being counseled again she decides she wants to finish the film she started and now she even wants to do her first anal.   Apologies were made and all is fine again.  Or so everyone thought.

The next day she shows up and does her anal scene and completes all her dialog with no issues.  Everyone was elated and glad that nightmare was all over.

She was paid by check, she leaves the set with a smile on her face and immediately goes to twitter still bashing the production.

At this point the producers of the movie decided to call her agents again to basically say they were fed up.   Her agent (LA Direct Models) apologized again for her behavior and said he would talk to her one on one when she arrived back in LA but Shawna Lenee refused to come talk to them so the directors canceled the check and overnighted her payment to the office of her agents.

Shawna was made aware that this process was happening but she still remained on twitter saying she was written a bad check.  THIS WAS FALSE.  Shawna Lenee knew that at any time she wanted she could go to the LA Direct Models offices and pick up her check.

There were about 8 well known performers taking part in this production including Lisa Ann, Evan Stone, Sadie West, Misty Stone,  Rachel Starr, and Shyla Stylez.  Not a single one of them reported to have even one tiny problem on the set of this movie, nor with getting payment for their performances.  Only Shawna Lenee had this reported horrible experience.

Soon after this was all over Shawna Lenee was no longer represented by LA Direct Models and instead now works with Big Love Talent who previously took on Jayden James as a client.  Another well known crazy person who was once with LA Direct Models.

Oh and off the record, someone who doesn’t want to be named made it very clear that despite the bullshit spewing from Shawna Lenee’s mouth “she was never offered $50,000 or even $25,000 to do anal for them.  She is just flat out making that shit up“.

What I don’t understand is why do production companies still book crazy bitches like Shawna Lenee and Jayden James?  You hear about their problems all the fucking time so why in the fuck do you still waste your time with them?

Surfers Feel The Need … for Speed

How fast does a page load when you visit any particular website?  Research and years of experience has shown us that the faster a page loads, the happier the surfer is.  If your page takes to long to load the surfer is more likely to leave the page all together.

How fast is “fast”?  Well, marketing experts typically follow the 2 second rule – which simply means, anything over 2 seconds is 2 seconds to long.   Yes, that was meant to be a joke. 🙂  In common speak, your goal should be to get your web page to load in 2 seconds.

The pages on my Madelyn Marie website, on average take 2.7 seconds to load.  This is faster than 60% of sites.   This is good, because happy surfers are more likely to click on your banner ads.  But I could still improve my site performance by .7 to be at the ideal load time.  But overall you can see my site performs at above average.

So how do you know what your site is performing at?  That’s simple.  By now I’m sure you know of the many benefits of using Google Analytics.  Besides the obvious SEO perks, another benefit to using it is the site performance charts.

Log into your Google Analytics accounts, click LABS and then SITE PERFORMANCE to run your own site’s page load tests.

Good luck!

Sandra Bullock Has Nobody To Blame But Herself

I hate to kick someone when they are down but you know what, I’m so sick of hearing about poor Sandra Bullock.  I’m sorry but she brought all of this on herself.

When you get with a guy who’s a drinker, why is it that woman are so shocked he continues to drink?  Why do women insist that they can change a man?

As far as Sandra Bullock goes, when she got with Jesse James he was married and his wife was pregnant.  She was the “other woman” in Janine and Jesse James’ relationship.  So now she’s somehow shocked that he cheated on her?

Why?  He cheated on his last wife, why the heck would he not cheat on you?

STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM GIRLS!

Realize that a man is who he is when you are dating him.  Marrying him isn’t somehow going to magically change him.

I have a friend crying her eyes out for the last 3 months non stop because her boyfriend cheated on her and left her.  Well what she forgets is that when she met him he was married and she was the other woman.  TAKE THE HINT.  A man is what he is.  You can’t change him girls!!

STOP LETTING YOURSELF BE THE VICTIM!

If a man cheated on his last wife or girlfriend he will cheat on you, PERIOD.

No if’s ands or butt’s about it.  If a man beat his ex girlfriend or wife, he will beat you.

PERIOD.

There are never ever ever exceptions to the rules.  Ever.

Jesse James was married when he met Sandra Bullock.  His wife was pregnant so he was clearly still sleeping with his wife and no matter how you try and justify it, Sandra Bullock helped Jesse James cheat on his wife.  He would eventually leave his 7 month pregnant wife to marry Sandra Bullock.  And now as you all know, he would go on to have 4 or 5 mistresses, and what seems to be at least two separate cases of sexual harassment.

SANDRA BULLOCK AND ALL OTHER WOMAN FOR THAT MATTER NEED TO WAKE UP!!  IF HE CHEATS WITH YOU HE WILL CHEAT ON YOU DUMB ASS!

Now stop annoying us all with your boo hoo bullshit and move on already.  Consider this a very expensive life lesson and drop it already.