Fayner Posts: Just letting you all know that when you look up the word “whore” on google and then go to image search, this is the first picture that comes up. In other words, this is a whore.
What’s even more disturbing than this picture is the name of it: Juicy Crack Whore Tits.
What is so juicy about these nasty crack utters? Not much.
Please aim towards the trash can when puking. Thanks for coming!
Fayner Posts: Taylor Wane is a cool chick ’cause she blew me at the Hustler office lightyears ago…
But isn’t it funny how she mentions Thansgiving below considering she’s from England? I’ve always got a hoot out of the pussy Brits who let it slide that we fucked their asses up just a few hundred years ago and stole their country…
Anyway, Taylor has an announcement and here it is…
Hey U,
Thanks giving is over and it’s back to work but hey, I can’t complain coz I got a pretty cool job. Porn Star! How much fun is that? (lots, i can tell you).
As you know I have my own PLAYBOY radio show every Tuesday night-PRIVATE CALLS.
SIRIUS 198. PLAYBOY RADIO. (Right after Nightcalls with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn)
Tuesday 7 pm-9 pm PST (california time)
CALL ME FOR FREE- 1877-205.9796
TONIGHTS SUBJECT.
BACKDOOR ACTION. ……
You want it, Are you getting it, Do you love it,
Or perhaps you prefer the little muffin instead….
I want to know your stories and thoughts so call me LIVE
and chat with me
It’s always fun 🙂
Kisses and Hugs
Taylor Wane
xxxxxx
Fayner Posts: This thing between Ava and Mia Rose is getting right down to the wire. I’m so excited to see who wins!
I know who I want to win ’cause the other one I truly hate. But I’ve been locked out of the “poll” section of the site and am not allowed to change the votes. But I want to ’cause I truly hate the one sister for her random acts of bitchiness.
I wish I could tell you which one to vote for but I’ll get punished and that sucks for me. Just imagine you are me when voting and vote for the one I want you to vote for.
It’s now 544 to 543 in Ava’s slight favor with just over 4 hours to go.
Happy voting!
Thanks.
491 Votes
VERSUS
517 Votes
Yeah, they’re sisters, but that shouldn’t stop them from competing against each other for a shot at the $1,500 grand prize and title of LukeFord.com’s Hottest Porno Chick!
They’re so alike, and yet so different. Each one possesses certain things which make them special.
Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for either Mia or Ava until midnight tomorrow Eastern time.
YESTERDAY’S WINNER!
(with 630 votes to Shy Love’s 597)
Congrats to both girls, we actually didn’t think this would be as close as it was, but Shy Love obviously has a huge following!!
TOMORROW’S COMPETITORS
KRYSTAL STEAL VS. BROOKE HAVEN
DCypher posts: The AVN noms for 2008 came out yesterday as many of you are well aware. Like most working folk in the jizz biz I spent a great deal of the day on the phone with people debating the list. There is a lot of mumbling and grumbling already from all quarters. The hard questions are being asked. Here is a small sample of what I heard yesterday:
Why am I NOT on the list?
Why is Dave Navarro up for Best Director for a movie that was shot by 4 other famous porn directors?
Why is she on the Best New Starlets list?
Who do you have to blow at AVN to get recognized for the work you do?
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And on and on…like Jack Johnson. You couldn’t make up the kinds of things I heard yesterday. Ultimately people’s feelings get hurt every year around this time, which is why the nom’s usually drop right before Thanksgiving, so the more unstable members of this community have time to cool down before phoning in their death threats and conspiracy theories. After all, death threats and conspiracy theories really belong on the boards.
One thing I did notice is that it is the year of the Super Ego in porn. Operation Desert Stormy is the biggest thing that Wicked has ever done I think not to mention another friend of mine said that Coming Home was pretty expensive too. Janine Loves Jenna is the biggest, most expensive, over the top thing that Club Jenna has ever done. Then there is Debbie Loves Dallas from PT at Vivid, arguably one of the greatest porn directors of all time, as well as LAYOUT, which I think is an extraordinary movie. Go Penny Flame!
And don’t forget UPLOAD or AVN Award Winner Eli Cross will kick your teeth out. Just kidding…I think. UPLOAD is the biggest thing that Sex Z put out ever. Hilary Scott alone costs a million dollars and the company marketing budget includes a race car!
If I left you off the list please don’t panic…and please call AVN to complain not me. I will send you the number. All I am saying is that the bar has been raised since the greatest selling porn movie of all time (PIRATES) came out and every year it seems to climb higher. Remember when Nick Andrews DARK ANGELS 2 was the big deal for the year because it had special effects like BLADE and an exploding car? Janine Loves Jenna had the most elaborate special effects I’ve ever seen in a porn movie and was then edited for over a year. Take that Nick Andrews!
In the midst of all this cock fighting, with everyone’s dick wagging around, I feel a little like Matt Damon the year his GOOD WILL HUNTING went up against Cameron’s TITANIC. You see Nowhere Angels, my favorite movie I have ever made, isn’t the biggest thing METRO ever put out but I still love it. In a sea of amazing “big budget” features it’s easy to overlook. It’s a story driven porn as well, a true example of lit porn at it’s finest, which confused the hell out of some people. Still I got some love and all jokes aside I’m grateful for it.
I realized yesterday though after some of the calls I took that it’s just good to get nominated. For the last three years I have been on the list for the big three: Best Director, Best Screenplay Video, and Best Video Feature. First with PRISONER then WONDERLAND and now with NOWHERE ANGELS. I have yet to pull a win on my own. Given the steep competition this year odds are that won’t change. I’m okay with it though. I’ve even placed a call to Susan Lucci’s shrink to book a slot for late January so I’m all covered.
In the meantime I thought I’d share this gallery from the shoot with all of you. Nowhere Angels featured Charlotte Stokely, Cassie Courtland, Justine Jolie, Riley Mason, Leah Luv, Veronica Jett, and Barrett Blade. Barrett edited the flick and caught 2 noms in the process. Go Barrett! Check it out.
“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…A MALE YORKSHIRE TERRIER IN A BATHING SUIT WITH A LITTLE FLOWER ON THE BUTT!”
[ED NOTE: WE WILL HOPEFULLY BE PUTTING UP A NEW ONE OF THESE EVERY DAY FEATURING A DIFFERENT PORN CHICK’S CHRISTMAS (OR CHANUKAH) DREAM GIFT. SEND ME AN EMAIL AT FAYNERALMIGHTY@GMAIL.COM IF THERE IS A CHICK YOU WANT TO SEE FEATURED HERE. I’LL TRY AND TRACK THE LITTLE WHORE DOWN AND GET THE SCOOP.]
DCypher posts: Another priceless gem I’ve stumbled upon from my other site came to light today: the Porno Alphabet.
Originally designed for porn talent as a sort of hooked on phonics gimmick I’ve found that it’s practicality also extends to dealing with hate mail from porn fans, wannabe porn journalists with sites no one reads, chat board enthusiasts from ADT to XPT, people who respond to articles on LIB, residents of Florida and Texas, and graphic designers working with the Alt movement…just kidding Eon.
Take it easy buddy. I still love ya!
We all have to start somewhere and work our way up to Harry Potter and there is no reason to be ashamed of improving yourselves. Feel free to roll up your sleeves and dig in all the way up to your elbows. Abbondanza!
VOTING ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME…. SO GET YOUR VOTES IN!
ok people, enough!!!!!!!! too many votes at once is crashing the servers (or whatever that means)
Remember, this is not just about LOOKS; it’s looks, body and who fucks better on film!!
Place your vote on the right hand side of the site, check back often to see the results. Voting lasts for one day only, winner moves on to next round!!
(PS: The last girl standing after the finals gets $1500 cash from Lukeford.com)
AUGUST (618 VOTES)
vs
SHY LOVE (587 VOTES)
Fayner Posts: One of my favorite porn chicks is Nautica Thorn. I have a serious crush on her, but am far too shy to ask her to suck me off. I guess growing up without a father will do that to a man…
Nautica is doing her monthly web cam show tonight. I’m gonna check it out and possibly touch myself if the mood strikes.
Check it out tonight from 7 to 9 pm PST at her official super slutty web site www.enternautica.com
If I don’t make it, will one of you pass it on to Nautica that I really really really want to put my dick in her mouth? Thanks.
Fayner Posts: I’ve really gotten a kick out of all the people over the years thinking I’d be dead by now.
“What a crackhead! He’ll be dead by summer!”
“Anyone who does that much cocaine won’t make it past New Years!”
“I’ll bet my left nut he OD’s in Vegas this January!”
These are things I’ve heard people say, either on some web site or to my face. I never believed it. I always thought so many others were far worse off than I was (and I say “was” because I am now officially clean off blow).
And I won’t even try to remember all the times TR told me that when I die she’s gonna take my dear dog Rhiannon. Let’s just say it is a lot.
Maybe the only reason I am still alive is my dog Rhiannon. She’s been there throughout every little thing for the last ten years. That is a lot of cocaine rocks being licked off the floor, lots of old cheeseburgers being eaten when I had to buy coke instead of dog food, a lot of waiting around while I was out doing what I did and a lot of porno chicks coming and going throughout it all.
Anyway, we’re throwing Rhi a special birthday this Sunday with games, food and a pink pig pinita stuffed with doggie treats. Everyone in the industry is welcome as long as they too bring a dog.
There have been lots of porno chicks over the years who have fallen in love with Rhiannon, and she wants them all to come to the party. She specifically asked for Charlie Laine and August to attend ’cause she loves them a whole bunch.
And for anyone who wants me dead, now they know how do go about killing me: get to my dog. But I have another one now, too, and she’s big and mean, plus her other four siblings ain’t gonna just sit back and watch, so I’d suggest just letting it be unless you want part of your ass ripped off.
Email me at fayneralmighty@gmail.com for details.